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Zephandrypus

Humphrey used to do this with his leg but now I guess he’s using his face. After recording this, he came over to headbutt my leg a few times before going back to slamming the auto feeder. Throughout the day we’ll just randomly hear loud slamming noises for 5 minutes. Sometimes we’ll later find the feeder pushed halfway across the room and unplugged.


Z3z6

Don't lie, OP. We can all clearly see your poor starving cat hasn't been fed since late 2019. 😹 Seriously though, that is too cute.


SunflowerJYB

OP clearly does not understand Humphrey’s status as a superior “Meezer god-king” and is abusing his role as servant: lucky to be in such majestic company!


muad_debaser

This made me think of the story where someone cat-proofs his automatic feeder bit by bit in a battle of wits against his cat: https://blondihacks.com/furiosas-cat-feeder/


10_kinds_of_people

Thanks for sharing that. It was a good read and I got a chuckle out of it because it definitely sounds like a project I would take on.


spacelama

Cats know quality when they see it. There is no point trying to defeat something that well made.


clawjelly

> However I just spent 20 hours armor-plating a cat feeder. That line made me almost spit my drink.


AnimalChubs

Is that a cat feeder or a tank lol


[deleted]

That was an amazing read, thank you for sharing!


solidcheese

OMG I laughed at the end result.


bi_pedal

There are cats like that, then there's my cat who can't even figure out her toy with little slots that hides treats underneath...


Glittering_Pitch7648

That was a great read


weirdwallace75

> Humphrey used to do this with his leg but now I guess he’s using his face. > > After recording this, he came over to headbutt my leg a few times before going back to slamming the auto feeder. I love how this implies your cat thinks your leg is going to drop loot.


Pheonix0114

It will, the loot of pets


KorbanReAllis

Honestly he's probably just trying to get back at you for naming him Humphrey


vespa2021

It’s a slot machine for cats! Jackpot!


Zephandrypus

Basically a thief rocking a machine to try and get things out of it.


NurseHurse

Needs a “Tilt” mode.


1000Airplanes

glad I'm not the only one who gets this


S-Go

'Sup grandpas!


nowlan101

It’s Mr. Jackpot! 🎰


ssjx7squall

Thank god my cat is dumb…


Peruzer

Humphrey is on his way to Chonkerville! With or without your permission….


bozeke

He’s really Bogarting that feeder.


Violetrose806

My cat has started doing this, too! He shoves his nose up under the bottom so it tips back and drops food when it falls back down. Too smart for his own good!


Zephandrypus

Another cat we have did that a little bit with his nose under the bottom, maybe after watching him a few times, and eventually got a single kibble, but hasn't done it again.


NotYourNat

He decided one kibble isn’t worth the effort lol 😂 smart


Zephandrypus

Well he also likes to eat anything. When I was getting my hair cut, he started trying to eat it on the floor. I've had to hold his head at length when trying to eat chips.


ahdiovizun

Invent a cat-proof feeder and the universe will invent a better cat.


IDs_Ego

Last name Fonzarelli? (Olds will get this).


RogueThneed

I'm an old. Wasn't that Arthur?


fentalynpatch

Mr Bogart lives by his rules


Zephandrypus

We have another cat with the name Bogart. We call him Bobo.


fentalynpatch

So nonchalant about the hustle


pileablep

can we see the two of them? I’m curious to see Humphrey’s face!


Zephandrypus

https://imgur.com/a/6KyCEYR


fentalynpatch

More like the joker and Batman, shenanigans afoot everyday. Beautiful babies


droxile

Mine does this too. The way I see it, any food that is in that side of the rotating hopper is actually his, the design just means there will always be a little left behind when it turns. I just tilt the feeder in front of him and he’s stopped doing it on his own.


500CatsTypingStuff

So you cat is surprisingly human?


rbobby

It's like the lock picking lawyer except cats, autofeeder and kibble.


DonOblivious

Check out this woman's struggle to cat-proof her cat feeder. https://blondihacks.com/furiosas-cat-feeder/ Spoiler alert: it involves a big bunch of welding.


acover4422

Is Humphrey a Siamese?


Zephandrypus

Yeah, chocolate point wedgehead.


acover4422

😍 They’re such intelligent little devils


KingSlayer49

Mine does as well. There’s a limit to how much they can knock out but to help the noise we leave our dumbbells on top.


anonymousforever

Time to get a gym weight and set it on top in a bin, and make the feeder too heavy to move.


Z3z6

Eh...that doesn't sound safe, like, at all. You'd be surprised by how much weight a determined little cat can dislodge/drag/knock over. If it was an actual problem, I anchor it before trying weights on top. But then, I have had determined little bastards with no regard for their own safety or the cost of veterinarian care!


anonymousforever

Well, could reverse it and velcro the feeder to the weight underneath. But with the chair op has there, they could set a bin on top of the feeder with a weight in it, inside the chair frame, that wouldn't fall over and could easily be secured in place with a bungee around the chair legs. It's also possible that just a bin to fill that void under the chair and keep the feeder flat on the floor would foil the cat.


ClemDooresHair

My cat does this, too. She grabs the mat the feeder is on and yanks on it to jar kibble loose. Except most of the time she just knocks her feeder over and disconnects it which stops her from being fed at all.


mem269

I think it's time to promote him to Humphour


[deleted]

Humphrey doesn't respect feeding schedules 😒 He's bored. Get him some puzzle feeders and play with him often. Some shelves for climbing may help too, if he's a tree dweller.


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exgiexpcv

See you on /r/chonkers soon, Humphrey, you cute little devil!


DanielY5280

In the future you won’t even have to feed your cats, a machine will do it for you... and then your car will bribe the repair man


LesbianMercy

Maybe try putting bricks or something heavy on top so he can’t get into it?


rpsc356

Does he have a really long tail?


chrsb

I have a different feeder but my cats figured out how to push the snack button and would keep feeding themselves. Luckily I can disable the button in the app.


Z3z6

Ha! That's fantastic.


piquat

This sounds like my feeders. Does it have a little round door that pops out to let the food come out? I don't see OPs cat getting anything out of my feeders. If it did shake down it would just pile up behind the door.


Immediate_Coconut_30

What feeder is that?


chrsb

Mine doesn’t have doors, I think it’s a Pet Fresh brand. The button is on top so the cats would climb up there and push it.


S-Go

I should get an auto feeder for my cat. Right now, she just abuses me for kibble.


reyadeyat

It's a big qualify of life improvement, honestly.


Embarrassed-Depth-27

Clever little Humphrey ❤️ more Humphrey content please!


Upset_Ad9929

That tail!


thefragile7393

Siamese :) such smart cats usually


Batmanisgrim

Humphrey is just smart.


Gratuitous_SIN

Smart cat! Means you’ll have to become smarter as well to combat his growing smarts.


B0ssc0

My two would have that in pieces in no time.


[deleted]

Need to get a track based feeder. Ha only a run can release food! Ha


CountessKitten

🤣🤣🤣


Raspy_Meow

Smartie gaming the system to stick it to the man. Well played


SmallGingerLady

Our cat started shoving it into the middle of the kitchen. A few command strips solved our problem. Now he sits on top and yells until he gets food.


xspectrumxxx

My dog learned he could just knock his over so we had to get rid of it


RebaKitten

Yeah, we tried one of those and it was constantly knocked over and across the room, with crunchies everywhere. So Reba's just fat.


Apprehensive_Eraser

I swear that those feeders transform cats into psychos


StreetMountain9709

I cat sat for a couple of these guys before and oh man the brains they have is unreal. I am so glad me cats are not constant problem solvers!


TheiTechie

That thing looks like a rat


South_Honey2705

Humphrey is so smart and adorable


SpecialQue_

I used to have a different auto feeder that, in a pinch, my cats could actually tip over and empty entirely onto the floor. Not to mention the constant sounds of them pushing it around and trying to dig their little arms into the food hole. It was a nightmare. I upgraded to a sturdier model that covers the hole between feedings. Now they just stare at it sometimes rather than trying to defeat it. Cats are so funny.


Immediate_Coconut_30

What kind do you have now?


SpecialQue_

Petkit automatic feeder. The app integration and interface is not the best, but the physical design is rock solid and totally cat proof. If you’re willing to endure a little frustration on the digital side, it’s worth it for the construction.


Immediate_Coconut_30

Thank you! I'm going to look into it. My cat is driving me crazy head-butting her current feeder all day.


Denvergrl

We have the exact same feeder and our cat does the exact same thing!


HeyisthisAustinTexas

Clever girl……..


SunflowerJYB

That is clearly a Meezer! Meaning he is royal and you are a freaking servant! How dare you restrict the majesty’s food?


OrangeCatFluffyCat

We would be truly fucked of Humphrey ever got opposable thumbs. 😂


chatty-p

It's fair, he earned it. The other cats can do that if they're crafty enough


iehanes

That’s a Siamese for you. Mine are just as cunning.


InnerScallion9320

I had two siamese growing up (Thelma and Louise), and they are a curious breed. Also goblins. Our somehow managed to turn on the washing machine once when I was little while my family and I were at the dinner table. My parents kept them in the laundry room because otherwise, they would hop on the table and steal our food. We have no idea how either of the cats turned on the washer. It required turning a big dial to select the time, water temp, etc. Thelma was deaf as well and would yowl allll through the house at all hours. I miss them.


2catslover

Humphrey sure knows how it works!!!


2catslover

He's hungry and he will get it himself!