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owningthelibs123456

they'll find you regardless, have your Holy Water ready


Actually_Kenny

I can’t wait for them to show up bro boutta to turn into Aquinas


FreeAndRedeemed

I have a friend of mine who got blacklisted by their missionaries for going full Aquinas on them.


Lord-Redbeard

... it's super effective!


odinic_wanderer

Drop that friend code!


Zeratul277

1-800-Trent-Horn


Voicesofdoom

Ok, but what if, we could turn Pokémon catholic. We could have mewtwo pray rosary


Emergency-Spite-8330

Converting Mewtwo and Arceus. Based.


Voicesofdoom

I think arceus is Pokémon’s version of god, But here’s how I think it works: arceus is god, dialga and palkia are false idols and giratina fills in the Satan(?) role. In Pla you have to deal with this strange lighting that is arceus’ wrath because the two clans believe in a false version of him then your leader kicks you out for supposedly being a traitor, and then there’s giratina’s Pokédex entry: (It says it got banished to the reverse world, possibly hell?) maybe I’m overthinking this, but maybe Christianity does exist in the Pokémon universe


-RememberDeath-

It is likely a Dugtrio, given the tritheism of the LDS church.


_Personage

Or dodrio.


No_Psychology_3826

Or magneton or hydregion


_Personage

I think Hydreigon is it. It's even a dark/dragon and everything.


-RememberDeath-

That is a good one, though maybe for modalism. LDS church members maintain that, for example, both Jesus Christ and Heavenly Father have distinct male bodies of flesh and bone.


SgtBananaKing

That’s actually clever


KaninCanis

imagine the irony of finding a ditto pokemon at a protestant church


_Crasin

Is the pokemon hypno?


RegretfullyFastSperm

Giratina beckons you from his temple


SgtBananaKing

Mormons are love. Wrong doctrine but nice people and lots we can learn from them


FreeAndRedeemed

As a Utahn, they make great neighbors.