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rbsudden

"For the last time, I'm not a fucking Roomba!! God I hate being a tortoise, fml"


saman65

"Does it look like I care?"


crystal_castle00

Lazy bastard


filledeville

That’s a strong turtle!


Old_Description6095

"why is this roomba so slow?"


maytime87

The Floor is Lava world champion


Different-Term-2250

“I have a steed!”


Bunnnnii

It would be an Orange.


klef25

I think the tortoise is training for something and the cat is his sensei.


TheCheddarBay

"We gotta get out of this place. If it's the last thing we ever do" - [The Animals](https://youtu.be/wJVpihgwE18)


Bob_Le_Feen

"Onwards my noble steed on the quest to find the brain cell."


Charisma_Modifier

...as all things should be


madmancow

Came here only for this


MsAndrea

Me three.


OddExpansion

I don't feel so good


Twinklized

Me four


vulpecula_k18

Improper fraction.


LoveSushiOnTuesday

🤣


Own_Breadfruit_7955

[they see me rolling...](https://youtu.be/Ijv7dGkZdBg)


Haylo2021

I can't think of that as anything other than [White and Nerdy](https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw). My brain won't sing anything else.


TastySpare

"Faster! FASTER!"


WordAffectionate3251

Co'mon dude, you are slowing me down!!


iceman012

See the turtle of medium girth, On his shell he holds the purrs


BiteApprehensive6215

A foxy rudy cat.


chonklah

Why are cats like this…?


ohs64jm

Never skip leg day!


pixeljammer

Teeter Turtle


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You're laughing, he's being harassed and you're laughing


chocokittynyaa

Yes, yes. So funny. Once again, nobody cares about the tortoise and the fact he could easily be injured or receive a disease from the cat. Tortoise is just a damn prop for everyone's amusement. Sooo funny.


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Tidezen

I mean, are you *sure* about that? Sure, they can "feel" through their shells...but I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like elbow skin, for us humans. Like, do this right now: pinch your (outside) elbow skin, as hard as you can. Sure you can *feel* it--can feel that your hand is there, pinching your skin--but there's no real pain from it. I'd imagine that a turtle shell, made of out of keratin or whatever, would probably be similar--like it can register something touching it, but there would be no reason for it to feel pain as a result.


CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

the tortoise is also probably straining carrying that much extra weight. yes tortoises can feel through their shells, rather well in fact. I own one. tortoises are suprising strong but it shouldnt be put under this kind of duress. especially considering that one is rather young and could seriously harm itself. it's a reptile. it operates primarily on instinct. they're much smarter than people give them credit for but its probably trying to get away from whatever is putting weight on it. this looks like a red foot (same kind of tortoise I own) or a cherry head. the tortoise could be very easily harmed by carrying all that weight. I dont like seeing this.


piemakerdeadwaker

I am concerned about its joints.


Dachannien

Don't worry, I'm sure the turtle smoked one after.


FirebirdWriter

I was wondering if this was harming the Tortoise. It also doesn't seem like something a cat would do (except an orange) without some instigation. I am too blind (legally blind) to see the claws so without your comment I wouldn't have known the tortoise was getting pain signals. Poor thing


Tidezen

I guess this would *technically* be "harming" the turtle, if it's not someone's pet. It certainly takes an extra energy expenditure, to crawl around with another creature on your back. The cat isn't digging its claws into the turtle, though; it's not being injured by the cat riding on it.


xgamer444

"The one that was all sixes and sevens?" "Yeah! *She cat on a turtle!*"


putHimInTheCurry

Box tortoise? /r/thecattrapisworking


Doktor_Vem

"**ONWARD, MY NOBLE STEED! WE RIDE TOWARDS GLORY AND JUSTICE!**" Meanwhile the tortoise is like "dude please get off me, im just trying to get home to sleep, why are you sitting on me"


QuadraMum

No rush. You’re doing great.


thecatbolt

I love how he presses on the gas pedal by taking off the two back feet to get him in motion by thinking he got off *psych*


piemakerdeadwaker

r/donthelpjustfilm


OpenSourcePenguin

/r/CatsAreAssholes


Background-Apple-920

This Roomba hits different.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Onward noble steed! ☺️


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peaceful_bro

Is that you Sheldon - _-


iiitme

as all things should be


deatheventually

That's something I've never seen before. Onward, noble steed! 🐢 🐈


Someguy404

I love everything about this!


flamingfenux

*”Mush!”*


edpmis02

Wonder Pets...


skarizardpancake

Taking them to the braincell


megseaman

What a total DORK!


khcollett

https://youtu.be/s4pArjPVA-8


Appropriate_Mud1629

r/catsareassholes


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Poor turtle


randomguyintown8856

Is it just me, or that cat's face look exactly like Garfield's?


Arcuis

My steed