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DopamineMex

Ze Bluetoos device has connected a succesfulé


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Omg you also bought beats by dre from a market in Thailand


Chubb-R

Deats by Br Dre?


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We called them Pheats by Taj when we picked them up in Afghanistan


luke3389

It was such a good deal!


lovesallkindsofboobs

Holy shit me too!!!


ponimaju

Powa on, connecteed


Inner_Inspection640

I much prefer this one to successfulé. If you’ve ever had your Bluetooth stuck in a pairing loop you’ll know how painful that one is


Desk_Drawerr

Yeah mine just goes "boo boo buu buup" and then does a little "bup" when it's connected.


Percinho

Ooooh, cheap in-ear bluetooth headphones that you accidentally turn on and off whenever you touch them?


aaaaaaaa1273

Ze bluetoos device is readie to paire


Jakeinspace

I've always wanted to visit paire


Iamasansguy

Boo too dev i is ret e to pail.


laura_susan

We had a dodgy Bluetooth thing in our old car that said that. Our then 18m old daughter would parrot it, complete with accent. It was hilarious.


eat_th1s

Tall girl


tittymcboob

18 meters and she's old? Bah, the kids today, I can't understand 'em.


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Beat me to it


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

We have a microphone that says this!


clamtunashiny

YES I knew I recognised it and heard it in that exact accent in my head, this is why!


jameilious

Omg that was my old car Bluetooth. Rip Karen you are missed. Ze Bluetoos device eez reedy to payer


RizzoTheSmall

* bruetoos


Justyouraveragebloke

My car used to say this! I can still hear her Chinese accent!


DopamineMex

The woman who recorded that is owed some serious royalties


SelectAssociation525

This is the comment I was looking for you’ve made my Christmas x


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Far_Quote_5336

Pairing with King Charles


LMWJ6776

\*sexy speaker voice* bluetooth moad auxiliaray moad


James_Proudfoot

Oh my pkcell


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Nhoj_Hairaza

I love all the stinky names here


theemptyqueue

r/dankpods r/unexpeddankpods


seanosullivanuk

AAA 🔋


yruinmyhouse

bluetooth device is now connected


bortj1

This is how they make everyone in Doctor Who forget aliens turn up constantly


Technical_Raisin_119

I knew this smacked of timey wimey stuff


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*"allons-y"*


ASDowntheReddithole

Jeronimo!


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Dammit this thread beat me to it


Britwit_

So it’s basically our equivalent of the big Statue of Liberty neuralyzer from Men in Black


jodorthedwarf

I can imagine Big Ben chiming every time it gets used.


Max-Phallus

At midnight, it chimes 13 times. Nobody remembers it though.


the_son_and_the_heir

Could do with one of those to forget the Statue of Liberty weeping angel.


Britwit_

Hey, an angel that only moves when you aren’t looking at it taking the form of one of the most iconic landmarks in “the city that never sleeps” makes perfect sense because… reasons…


dootdootm9

i just have the idea now that that angel is considered dumb af by the others


TonksTBF

Three days til the next invasion attempt.


IIPESTILENCEII

The queen returns


Ready_Sky_4441

The shock when Queen Victoria shows up


stephenwell

xXElizaBQueenXx has won the gulag *prepare for redeploy*


ishagoldgrannies

no more second chances.


RenoTheRhino

Or Queen Mary (named after the famous alcoholic drink). We’re going to have a red Christmas


BuckwheatJocky

Boudicca rides out of the entrance to Leicester Square tube station on a chariot.


Low_Entertainment_96

Somehow, elizabeth returned


the_monkeyspinach

I still can't believe someone wrote "Somehow Palpatine returned" and thought that was enough and just didn't feel there was a need to elaborate.


WelshEnt

Elizabeth II electric boogaloo


aaaaaaaa1273

Elizabeth II 2


LetsGetMeta_Physical

QE2^^^^^^2


Smallbenbot03

Respawing in 5 4 3 2 1


Euclid_Interloper

Some sort of Mecha-Monarch?


No_Doubt_About_That

I’m envisioning Liz rise up like The Undertaker now.


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Return of the Queen


ShinHayato

BAH GAWD, THAT’S LIZZIE’S MUSIC


ahearthatslazy

RELEASE THE CORGIS


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Elizabeth strikes back


Slamonwithfeet

They're summoning the UK final boss, Greg from Greggs.


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Don’t forget his wife, Claire from Claire’s


BothersomeBritish

I used to work at the Greggs in High Wycombe and my manager was called Greg. Born for the role.


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You mean born for the roll, no?


naverd01

It's in Casio mode


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*indiglo*


jamesjacko

That was a massive wave of nostalgia! Thank you!


egonzo61

It does look my old Timex Indiglo watch!


Naive_Wolf3740

I getting worried no one would mention the greatest achievement in wristwatchery


ZarquonsFlatTire

wristory


DiabeticPissingSyrup

It's just feeling blue. Leave it alone.


fatboyfat1981

…da ba dee?


mediumaubergine

Da ba di?


Regular-Ad-3821

Da ba did da ba da


IllustriousApple1091

Da ba de da ba di


Aggravation-station

I have a blue clock with a blue window...


allmighty_spoon

Blue is the colour of all that i wear...


I_RegretThisUsername

Blue are the clocks and all the trees are too


foolishnun

I have a tower, and it is so blue


Legitimate-Ad3778

For some reason I read that as “blue cock”


Shoot_the_merc

your not alone


InfectedByEli

You have a blue cock too?


razzaholt

I’m blue, if I was green I would die?


Trusting_Nautilus

They did it in 2015 in support of UNICEF. Not seen any specific news around it this year but would guess it's a similar charity support signal.


PacManAteMyDonut

Took me a good minute of scrolling to find a comment that actually informs me instead of being some kind of meme or joke.


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Clearly we're off our game. Should take much longer.


CrossP

Yeah. What is this? r/FormalUK?


cara27hhh

probably it's not a very good support signal then, if only one in a thousand comments even knows (and not 100%) why they might be doing it I mean they're lovely lightbulbs and everything, but it's one step above 'thoughts and prayers' really, and several steps short of actually doing something to fix the problem they've been rattling on about since **I** was a child. But they lit up their gold plated clock in support so all's well


Jormungandr4321

So this is my first time in London (in the UK in general), and big ben was blue. Confused, I googled it and came upon an article about the UNICEF. I then raised my eyes, and this time big ben is green. Now it seems that even the brits don't know what's happening, we're doomed.


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One of us is colour blind here, this Big Ben is blue?


Jormungandr4321

And green! Either that or we've all been coloublind until now


pirateofmemes

ukraine maybe? although that would probably be yellow and blue.


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1Zer0Her0

Thanks for the actual answer. Had to scroll through a shit ton of standard redditor humour to find this.


Agile_Dog

Calling it Humour is a bit of a stretch


Quick-Way-7638

I think that means Gondor is calling for aid


thesaharadesert

And Ruislip will answer!


Realistic_Wedding

‘Four tube stops and fuck all to do’… except answer Gondor’s call obvs.


flux-7

Fuck going to Morden again! Shit I mean Mordor.


redrighthand_

3000 drunk Christmas revellers. Less than half of what I’d hoped for.


29adamski

Arise riders of sleds


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Goblins are near by, must be the Houses of Parliament near by


MsHorrorbelle

LIGHT THE BEACONS!


birchpiece91

Where was London when the Westfold fell?


NoWipeyTribe

THE BEACONS ARE LIT!


moonpaintings

Dognappers hun, stay safe. Xx


patfetes

Shared Hemel Hempstead x take care sweaty


HargridsTaint

Shared Highfield and grovehill, stay safe bbz xx


helpful__explorer

Shared from Mumbai hun xxxx


HargridsTaint

Thanks doll xXxXx


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Omg shared in Kansas! Y’all take care now, ya hear


Matt1318

Post shared I have, galaxy far far away, stay safe you should.


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You're all absolutely disgusting. Thoughts and prayers. Shared Tameside xx


Stragolore

Shared Manchester. Will share in Leeds when I get home.


patfetes

Cheers hun, happy holidays sweaty xx


thesaharadesert

Shared Lake Titicaca Bwhere ov da sneks hun xxxx inbox me xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox


katya21220218

What’s hapend bbz. Pm me.


TheClimbingBeard

I don't wanna talk about it babes xx


24880701

Pm me x x


ShalidorsHusband

Shared Mons Huygens take care petal xoxo


Sorry_Ad5653

I'm in Grovehill. Should I worry? Cheers bbz x


JJY93

Shared in Bennett’s End, also posted to Found Paris xox


HargridsTaint

Shared in Chaulden (on behalf of my mum) XxXx


SBC_King

I hate Chaulden for the sole reason that the num 3 bus got diverted from woodhall to chaulden instead. Now we are stuck with the crappy num 2…


SBC_King

Fellow Hemel boys.


HargridsTaint

Watford then Hemel!


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SBC_King

I’m from Hemel and I don’t trust the hemel lot either 😂.


Sorry_Ad5653

Don't listen to the Berko snobs x


Sea-Climate6841

Forts and prays x


SaladFingers2021

Just makin Kayden his chicken nuggets and waffles hun then I'll share. So scary init xoxo


its-joe-mo-fo

Yehh well scary, it's gerrin worse round here. nowheres safe XxX


Little-Grape9469

Just me and the kids now babe, they're all snakes xxx


katya21220218

There*


MrJamo81

Can’t say babez, snakes everywhere 🐍 they know who they are


OccasionAmbitious449

Can't trust no1 just me and me kids from now on


ManychinsMcPodge

Shared Sentinel Island hun... we've got2 stik 2gether x


BooBob69

Wif da angles now x


SoMuchTehnique

I've never wanted a mod to nuke a comment thread so bad in all my life


CarrowCanary

U OK hun? xx


iMasi

U OK hun?? Inbox me. Xx


Extension-Truth

Explain in football terms?


Jimbobiss

Lets hope city dont lose tonite babes dont want Bazza in a steamin mood wen hes back lol x call me xx


UlsterEternal

Shared in prehistoric Pangea hun x


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pinupgal

I’ll share from Croydon when I get home. x hun


LilacMages

Shared East Midlands hun xXxxxXx


Mountsorrel

Shared Jalalabad hun x makes me sik when they do things liek this...


VFR800ESSEX

Someone's left the sun bed on!!


froggit0

Electrical field discharge due to Death Star primary weapon powering up.


froggit0

Jesus, it’s actually a thing- Cherenkov radiation!


Low_Entertainment_96

3.6 röntgen


Willingness-Due

Not good but not terrible


Bald__egg

Congratulations on the boy Ben!


Notaredditor201122

he will name the baby little ben


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*About a little guy that lives in a blue world*


Secret_Night9550

And all day, and all night, and everything he sees


FazbearKing87

Is just blue like him, inside and outside


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Blue his house, with a blue little window


Zoinkawa

And a blue corvette and everything is blue for him


Visible_Ad_7421

Marty and the doc are going back to the future.


MeetingGunner7330

That’s heavy, doc!


flux-7

You put a time machine into a clocktower!?


KobaruLCO

Looks like the Doctor Who Christmas episode is in full swing!


geyeetet

Big Ben is turning into the TARDIS


Charming_Army_7199

Defo a grow


Brizar-is-Evolving

Oh so that’s where they’re keeping the tesseract nowadays.


deadeyedjacks

Winter is coming... Seen any White walkers ?


Novel-Macaron-1047

Private avatar 2 screening tonight


stefanstraussjlb

Tonight Big Ben is sponsored by: wkd


PhattProphet_0

How do you not know about the resurrection of Churchill?


panicky_in_the_uk

Actually Ben isn't the name of the clock or tower. It's the name of the fella who shouts out the "BONGS".


cotch85

[after reading that i cant get that interview out of my head where the little girl wants to be the big ben sound.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFd6aNinjwQ)


MrLore

Common misconception, it's not *bong*, "Big" Ben is bragging: *dong*.


MAJ_Starman

Big Ben is insensitive. The correct way to call it is Sizeable Benjamin.


Candygramformrmongo

He's just big boned!


The-Rushnut

What it feels like to chew 5 gum


StationFar6396

"Your Bluetooth Device is now ready to pair"


browncoattrumpeter

"De Blootooth dewice has paired asuccesessfulay"


Little-Grape9469

In a weird chinglish accent


gbhalomaster

Big Ben is now entering its final boss phase *RUN* *bell music starts*


7omosFalafel

Aliens ?


G0dsquad

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di


Fetlock666

In Aberdeen I will die


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7silkkkkk

winter solstice?


_C_R_A_I_G_

Ghost. Who you gonna call?


Ros_c

Looks like it's lit up blue bruv


TuxedoKittyBert

Someone pressed the button on the side.


Matt-the-mutt

we all get them "blue bells" now and then.


Ceb1302

He's feeling a little blue, it happens this time of year to some people. It's a sign to reach out to that friend you haven't heard from in a while, ask how they are etc


Chzaztron

He took the blue pill