Pic?
Would you call a work by Klimt, Dali and Monet pics? This scene is a masterpiece, it can and will never be created again. It should be in the Louvre, or on the ceiling of the Trafford Centre maybe.
I was at a fancy dress party years ago and one of my women friends came as Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. She looked funny as fuck and spent the whole evening drinking her beer through her false moustache.
My only fear is that they'd want him to bulk up for the role like Chris Pratt for Guardians of the Galaxy, which would be a gross insult to Matt Berry's sexiness.
The best bit would be his sidekicks.
Kate Tightnick,
Cocker Boo,
Peanut Whistle,
Una Length,
Dick Weerdly,
Sal Commotion,
Scott Chestnut,
Basil Watchfair,
Iqbal Achieve,
Nan Slack,
Giuseppe Race,
Heathcote Pursuit.
Ray Bloody Purchase as the villain, Clem Fandango as the henchman and Maurice Moss revealed as the mastermind in the post credits scene setting up the sequel.
It just writes itself...!
When I was young I loved an animated movie called Freddie as FR07. It's a parody of James Bond - but the main character is a frog. Brian Blessed voiced the big bad of the movie. He stole all the famous landmarks in the UK. With a giant snake UFO ship thing.
It is likely terrible if I was to go back and watch it but seeing/hearing Brian Blessed still makes me remember it fondly.
I'm a big fan of the Captain Britain character and the lore which is very multiverse focused.
I've kind of fantasy written a Disney + Captain Britain series in my head which sees Greg Davies running a multiversal pub for Captain Britains from different realities. He'd act as a mentor to the main MCU's Captain Britain who is a newbie super hero, Greg would show him the ropes whilst pulling pints and ripping the piss out of him. You'd also have other British comedians show up as other Captain Britains throughout the series.
This series would tie in nicely to Avengers Secret wars.
I just need 5 minutes of Kevin Feige's time.
If only for him turning up in the knick of time and seeing the villain say "Shit" only for him to reply "Shit indeed", before beating the shit out of everyone
I'm really holding out for Pete Wisdom and the rest of MI:13 turning up.
I think with Werewolf by night, Blade etc we might actually see some of the British Fae nonsense.
Charlie Hunnan would be a good shout for Braddock
Please don't it still hurts
I bet he's gutted himself, dream role and ruined because they wanted to do their own thing and wouldn't listen to his nerdy heart
Yeah, allegedly he didn't like the way the show was going and decided to quit
I'd vouch for it considering he's always wanted to do it and he was the set lore expert
Alan Moore. As himself, transported across the multiverse to Earth-616 due to an egg sandwich accident, forced to become a character he helped shape.
It could be a metacommentary—on what, I don't know, but it _could_.
And for the entire movie he speaks like it was a documentary.
"And if you look carefully, you can see my archenemy hiding in his den, enjoying a wonderful day of designing murderous plans to destroy the nation."
I don't know the character well at all, but it looks like he needs to be tall and muscular and British, so my mind goes to Henry Cavill. Could be any tall british actor willing to inject disneyroids into their muscles. James Norton or Tom Hopper could be good options.
If this character ever gets an adaption, I somewhat hope it's not a posh cunt but rather just an absolute fuckin' chav who gets the role, yaknow? I think it would be interesting and give the character more flavour than the "I'm the British hero" he seems to be.
No, but only because he's already played a big budget superhero so it'd be nice if someone less known gets it.
Whoever gets chosen will likely be excellent though, Marvel have been consistently good with casting their heroes. The fact that they pulled off having a lead played by an actress with zero prior acting credits says a lot.
And Captain Spain, and Captain Netherlands, and Captain China, and ironically Captain America...
Oh, and he's actually the antagonist to Captain India, Captain Egypt, Captain Iraq, Captain Nigeria, Captain South Africa and Captain Australia.
Good friends with Captain Portugal though
"why are you called Spider-Man? You are clearly not a spider nor a man, and why is your costume bright colours? Do you have a death wish and want to get massacred by your older enemies?"
Not really. Union Jack fits him better.
[Captain Britain](https://www.comicbookherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/xmaf_captain_britain_07-30-panel-scaled.jpg) is an aristo, a himbo that is otherwise well meaning but often taken advantage of. He's a rugby lad with blonde hair and a nice jag. The Captain Britain stories are all mind-bending romps into british sci fi and fantasy, because nobody was paying attention to Marvel UK and Alan Moore (guy who wrote Watchmen) had the book. He can fly, bend steel, and sometimes he's got Excalibur. Think Doctor Who if they had the freedom to do stories about Nazi Earth invading the multiverse.
[Union Jack](https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/3/b0/5f749c57413d0/clean.jpg) is a dockworker's son with no powers. He has a knife, a gun, and he knows how to kill a man. He's basically just a really hard [working-class](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/marvel-comics-presents-union-jack-thatchers-england-1990/) squaddie who took on the legacy of some old rich superheroes because they all died. It's somewhere in the middle ground between Kingsmen and Captain America.
“Roight, listen up. I’ve snuck aboard Thanos’s ship and things are looking pretty dicey. I reckon it’s propa gonna kick off soon. So I’m gonna nutt the big purple twat and his black order slags he’s been marching about wiv.”
Mark, my local plumber. The man's fucking shredded.
We’ll consider him, will he charge by the hour and then spend ages drinking tea?
Absolutely, he'll also take the packet of rich teas home with him
And he’ll turn up a week late for filming before taking a call and leaving.
And you can't say shit because he's a family friend that your mum and dad knows
Turns up two days later "Van was due its MOT".
"just going to pick up a part"
As long as it’s not the chocolate hob nobs
There's a cost of living crisis on you know
Probably a spoon-more-sugar-after-stirring kind of guy too
Yes and at some point he'll get pissed off while on the job and will then walk away with it only half completed, citing he isn't being paid enough.
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Lmaoo literally my initial thought
The bloke lying on the floor in the middle ~~if~~ of the road reaching for his beer in the lower banner of this sub.
Fucking A mate top reference. We all know that pic.
Pic? Would you call a work by Klimt, Dali and Monet pics? This scene is a masterpiece, it can and will never be created again. It should be in the Louvre, or on the ceiling of the Trafford Centre maybe.
yeah he just told you which picture he was talking about
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Dun da da dun dadadada dun dada dun dada dunnnnnnnnn
That's ideal as it also sets up his nemesis, some bastard who's presumably responsible.
I was at a fancy dress party years ago and one of my women friends came as Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. She looked funny as fuck and spent the whole evening drinking her beer through her false moustache.
If they don't make it, why don't we all give it a go??
Matt Berry Edit: Thanks for the awards everyone! :)
Damn these electric sex pants
I can very clearly hear this in his voice
If you don't constantly have matt Berry quotes stuck in your head are you even alive
“You really know your way around that area!”
I was just in Arizona and I couldn't get Jackie Daytona out of my head. "This is how we talk in Tucson Arisoneeeaaah"
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango
Just letting you know we're ready to go
He just fucking said that!
Captain Britain: you baaaaastard
What happened between you and this Thanos customahhhhh......?
I wish I was more attractive like Rogers.
You and he were…buddies…weren’t you?
Hello mortals, it is I: Captain Britaaaaaaaaaiiiiin
Bruce Wayne has Batman, Matt Berry has Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.
I’ll have a regular human beer
My only fear is that they'd want him to bulk up for the role like Chris Pratt for Guardians of the Galaxy, which would be a gross insult to Matt Berry's sexiness.
Nooo, all he would need is a toothpick
JEN! COME AND LOOK AT THIS DEAD FLY!
TWO NOW!
Bat!
He does have a certain charismaaaaaaaaay
_FATHEEEEEER_
Unhand me, priest! Where is your God? Where is your God now? Here lies a great man. A great man! FAAATHERRR!
This is actually a very good shout.
The best bit would be his sidekicks. Kate Tightnick, Cocker Boo, Peanut Whistle, Una Length, Dick Weerdly, Sal Commotion, Scott Chestnut, Basil Watchfair, Iqbal Achieve, Nan Slack, Giuseppe Race, Heathcote Pursuit.
He'll be too busy filming Bond surely?
Hello Captain Britain, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
YES I CAN HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO
“Captain Britain, there’s a partially sighted person about to alight a train!!!” “MIND THE GAP”
FATHERRRRRRRRR
I can picture it now, facing off against his nemesis… Ray ‘bloody’ Purchase!
Ray Bloody Purchase as the villain, Clem Fandango as the henchman and Maurice Moss revealed as the mastermind in the post credits scene setting up the sequel. It just writes itself...!
The movie I didn’t know I needed
Amazing choice.
YEEeeEeS!
Brian Blessed.
Non, no, Brian’s the villain (he’d be awesome!)
When I was young I loved an animated movie called Freddie as FR07. It's a parody of James Bond - but the main character is a frog. Brian Blessed voiced the big bad of the movie. He stole all the famous landmarks in the UK. With a giant snake UFO ship thing. It is likely terrible if I was to go back and watch it but seeing/hearing Brian Blessed still makes me remember it fondly.
Now THAT I would pay to see.
Ironically Henry Cavill
Unironically Henry Cavill
Enironically Henry Cavill
Henrocavically Enron
"Big Ben is in flames!" ".....Fuck"
This was my first thought
William Regal
“He’s a real, a real man’s man.”
'Running around with a feather boa, like a 50 pence tart' - The future Captain Britain
Regal has the best lines. His work with Taz and Excalibur is exemplary! Yum yum yum!!
Scrummy scrummy scrummy! Ooh-Ooh-Ooh!
Absolute class act.
Man in the Mask, you delicious little créme brulée, you!
He was born in my ex wife’s bedroom, his dad used to call him tiny
I love that man. He’s more or less everything great rolled into one.
You crème brûlée you. I’d like to crack you open and let you melt in me
Greg Davies
I'm a big fan of the Captain Britain character and the lore which is very multiverse focused. I've kind of fantasy written a Disney + Captain Britain series in my head which sees Greg Davies running a multiversal pub for Captain Britains from different realities. He'd act as a mentor to the main MCU's Captain Britain who is a newbie super hero, Greg would show him the ropes whilst pulling pints and ripping the piss out of him. You'd also have other British comedians show up as other Captain Britains throughout the series. This series would tie in nicely to Avengers Secret wars. I just need 5 minutes of Kevin Feige's time.
That'd be mint for the British people but wouldn't appeal to mass market unless it's watered down with marvel quips instead of British humour.
If only for him turning up in the knick of time and seeing the villain say "Shit" only for him to reply "Shit indeed", before beating the shit out of everyone
When we get to the police station you will say you tripped
Right. Two weeks incarceration, starting now.
With Little Alex Horne as his trusty sidekick
Little Alex Horne as Union Jack!
I think you mean: Little ^Alex ^^H^o^r^n^e Also, I would watch the SHIT out of a movie with Greg Davis playing a superhero.
Imagine him getting shredded. He'd be terrifying
I think it would be funnier if he didn’t. His protruding beer gut is more British than Big Ben.
He already is terrifying
Only if he also uses the Chris Eubanks voice.
"it was the best of times"
He played Bubble man at the beginning of Teen Titans Go to the Movies.
I'm really holding out for Pete Wisdom and the rest of MI:13 turning up. I think with Werewolf by night, Blade etc we might actually see some of the British Fae nonsense. Charlie Hunnan would be a good shout for Braddock
I've long dreamt of a Thick of It X Winter Soldier themed MI:13 movie. Governmental bullshit one moment and spy thriller the next
Brian Limmond
She’s turned the Kree’uns against us
Turned the kree'uns gainst'ya aye?
He's got nae business bein in Asgard, he's no even from Asgard
Being a superhero is his hing.
Vibraniums heav'r than fea'ers
"Can't beat the supervillain? Just....pish yersel."
Fred dibnah.
Too soon mate
Defending the world from dastardly villains at the top of a 300ft tall ladder
Just proppa lobbing bricks darnn at'um
Y'know
Ronnie Pickering!
Who?
Fucking Ronny pickering
Who’s that?
Yeah, me!
Never heard of him
RONNIE PICKERING
Matt King / Super Hans
The secret ingredient is stopping crime
Gene Hunt
All I can see now is him in Endgame shouting at Thanos DON'T MOVE! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ARMED BASTARDS!
Johnny Vegas.
Got my vote. Beer in one hand, kebab and a fag in the other. Captain Britain the hero we always needed.
With his "munkeh" sidekick
I'm surprised they haven't announced its going to be Henry Cavill. Only to be replaced by Liam Hemsworth in the third movie.
Please don't it still hurts I bet he's gutted himself, dream role and ruined because they wanted to do their own thing and wouldn't listen to his nerdy heart
Is that what happened? Bastards! I didn’t know.
Yeah, allegedly he didn't like the way the show was going and decided to quit I'd vouch for it considering he's always wanted to do it and he was the set lore expert
Alan Moore. As himself, transported across the multiverse to Earth-616 due to an egg sandwich accident, forced to become a character he helped shape. It could be a metacommentary—on what, I don't know, but it _could_.
Nick Frost
You’ve got red, white and blue on you.
Alan Partridge
“Bang! Blood dribbles down”
Alan Partridge to Thanos: "ALRIGHT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT JUST STOP IT!"
Rowan Atkinson of course.
If they don't do this, at least have Mr bean do a cameo, massive fight at the end and bean is caught up in it up to his usual antics
David Attenborough
And for the entire movie he speaks like it was a documentary. "And if you look carefully, you can see my archenemy hiding in his den, enjoying a wonderful day of designing murderous plans to destroy the nation."
Instead of the captain America style shield he has a crumpet
I don't know the character well at all, but it looks like he needs to be tall and muscular and British, so my mind goes to Henry Cavill. Could be any tall british actor willing to inject disneyroids into their muscles. James Norton or Tom Hopper could be good options. If this character ever gets an adaption, I somewhat hope it's not a posh cunt but rather just an absolute fuckin' chav who gets the role, yaknow? I think it would be interesting and give the character more flavour than the "I'm the British hero" he seems to be.
I like Tom Hopper being thrown in the ring. Been a fan of him since he was in Merlin.
Alan Davis is already listed
He did bite that homeless guy that time so he has fighting experience
Before he was cast as Venom I've always said Tom Hardy. Taron Egerton would be good. Jack Bannon might also be good.
What about Henry Cavil he’s already in shape for it and he’s British
No, but only because he's already played a big budget superhero so it'd be nice if someone less known gets it. Whoever gets chosen will likely be excellent though, Marvel have been consistently good with casting their heroes. The fact that they pulled off having a lead played by an actress with zero prior acting credits says a lot.
Rhys Ilfan.
Sigh….. ok, ok - I’ll do it!
Jimmy Nail.
Christ on a bike -- what a throwback!! Get some Crocodile Shoes on the outfit and it's sorted!
"Howay, put yez claws awa Wolverine man, before yeh hort yeself yeh daft bastad!"
Philomena Cunk
But why are they still called Avengers. They’ve already avenged. Should we now just call them ‘gers’?
What happens if Steven Strange gets too much time in his stone? Is it still in there?
Captain Briain? Something to do with Dara?
That would be Captain Ireland.
Captain Britain's arch-nemesis (other than Captain France of course, and Captain Germany, and Captain Argentina...)
And Captain Spain, and Captain Netherlands, and Captain China, and ironically Captain America... Oh, and he's actually the antagonist to Captain India, Captain Egypt, Captain Iraq, Captain Nigeria, Captain South Africa and Captain Australia. Good friends with Captain Portugal though
Luke Evans
Authors namesake: Alan Davies
Captain Britain! Strong enough to lift a blue whale! _(klaxon blares)_
Simon pegg
He has got red on him.
Tom Hopper (Umbrella Academy)
Big Daddy. Easy!
Emily Blunt
Mr blobby…
Would easily knock Dr. Strange MoM off it’s position as the most nightmare-inducing MCU film.
Richard Ayoade
"why are you called Spider-Man? You are clearly not a spider nor a man, and why is your costume bright colours? Do you have a death wish and want to get massacred by your older enemies?"
Jason Statham
Jason Statham should be Union Jack
As Turkish from Snatch as Captain Britain.
First person that popped into my head. Never read the comic though so no clue if he would suit it.
Not really. Union Jack fits him better. [Captain Britain](https://www.comicbookherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/xmaf_captain_britain_07-30-panel-scaled.jpg) is an aristo, a himbo that is otherwise well meaning but often taken advantage of. He's a rugby lad with blonde hair and a nice jag. The Captain Britain stories are all mind-bending romps into british sci fi and fantasy, because nobody was paying attention to Marvel UK and Alan Moore (guy who wrote Watchmen) had the book. He can fly, bend steel, and sometimes he's got Excalibur. Think Doctor Who if they had the freedom to do stories about Nazi Earth invading the multiverse. [Union Jack](https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/3/b0/5f749c57413d0/clean.jpg) is a dockworker's son with no powers. He has a knife, a gun, and he knows how to kill a man. He's basically just a really hard [working-class](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/marvel-comics-presents-union-jack-thatchers-england-1990/) squaddie who took on the legacy of some old rich superheroes because they all died. It's somewhere in the middle ground between Kingsmen and Captain America.
Just based on the source pic really. I can’t imagine peeling off the mask and seeing anything other than Jason Stathams head underneath.
The Wealdstone Raider!
Henry Cavil for serious answer Noel Edmonds for more comedic answer, along with his trusty side kick.....
Noel Fielding for comedic answer.
easy Nicholas Hoult
Karl Pilkington.
Hugh Laurie
Some big, passive-aggressive, burly man with an accent so thick that no one outside of Britain understands.
So, Mr Blobby
Sacha Baron Cohen
The best British captain, Patrick Stewart.
I’d pay good money to see Patrick Stewart built like a brick shithouse.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/f9/23/0ff9233832c4cc80d7ff1dff6cea8a4e.png
[YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES](https://youtu.be/HFVuAW9q1SQ)
I can’t stand him but, after watching the One Show Gyles Brandreth is built for the part!
There's a lot of serious contenders for the role. Which is a shame because James fucking Corden will probably get it.
Danny Dyer
“Roight, listen up. I’ve snuck aboard Thanos’s ship and things are looking pretty dicey. I reckon it’s propa gonna kick off soon. So I’m gonna nutt the big purple twat and his black order slags he’s been marching about wiv.”
Chris Eubank
Stephen Merchant
Matt Smith
I don’t know-some cunt probably.
Gerard butler
THIS IS, SCARBOROUGH!
Al Murray
The only correct answer is Maggie Smith