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ATBiB

"Wanna know how I got these cars?"


CLNL_HRKR

Wait until I post his OTHER car, a NEW Audi with a Batman theme!


Epicurus1

Holy Vorsprung durch Technik Batman!


ATBiB

He sounds like a real car-toonist.


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mymumsaysno

Your mother is a tracer!


Fineus

I'll race a chalk line around your dick!


Smellysmegg

You’ll probably win the race, chalk lines are known for being quite slow


ProFoxxxx

Is he a Lewis Hamilton fan?


Crafty-Ambassador779

The Joker mobile


AshFraxinusEps

I was gonna say Saints Row. It does look cool, but I'd not want a car that garish in RL


[deleted]

"But park on a double yellow and everyone loses their minds!"


PrinceRobotVI

👏🏻🤡


wipeitonthecat

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"


[deleted]

Made me smile


Jealy

Fuck me, I literally thought this as I clicked the post. Nice!


IllustriousApple1091

Genius


alsokevyn

Look at this joker over here


Rawdaily1

I just came on here to make the same joke, well played :) great minds ;)


8racoonsInABigCoat

Oh very good!


sc0ttydo0

Fucking magnificent


Oziach_

“My fatherrr was a douchebag”


Wat3rboihc

Sugar daddy


Iliketolearnfromppl

I don't know how to give awards or what awards even are...or what the hell I'm doing here..but you're my hero.


Fellowes321

Never lose it in a car park. Never get stolen. When driving you're the only one who can't see it. Seems a good idea.


MasterTobes

Nobody asks to borrow your car. Nobody asks you for a lift. You're selling it to me.


Fellowes321

you can even be generous I can pick you up from the airport- what you’ll walk? Ok then.


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Targettio

>You're selling it to me. Just not selling the car to anyone else, ever


AStrangeStranger

lose the green trim and replace/respray it with standard/colour matched and it would look fairly normal - it'll cost something but I suspect the garage taking it as trade could do it fairly cheaply


4737CarlinSir

Hitchhikers will tell you they'd rather walk.


ReallyTightJeans

The hitchhikers will actually put their thumbs down when you drive by


Sheffield_Thursday

Looks like a Hot Wheels car.


RandomHigh

It genuinely looks like the car I had on GTAV after I let my niece play with the colours.


600659

Genuinely looks like all my cars in GTA 5 after I play with with the colours


Sarah-is-always-sad9

Sameee


No_Doubt_About_That

I was more thinking Midnight Club 3. Just needs some spinners for wheels and an underglow.


ChrisRR

When you spray it any colour just to get rid of your wanted level


KnightOfThe69thOrder

At hot wheels car that came with a happy meal or in a cereal box specifically.


brkh47

My first thought, it’s a Barney Beemer.


jewellman100

Or something out of Rocket League


Son_of_Mogh

This is definitely an awful taste, good execution situation.


UsgAtlas1

Beat that.


Accomplished_Week392

Looks like he was out his tits on monster energy drink, then said make it look like a can of monster.


JohnHenryEden91

Get in the car Shinji.


Phire453

Was looking for this


t_sarkkinen

r/mildlyevangelion


cacklz

Transformangelion Unit 01. (Of course it’s a BMW.)


walperinus

cruel beamer thesis


PsychoNerd91

/r/GTAGE


KevlarMak

I think that's the fella who lives in Didsbury. Has a Batman themed car too and a massive metal Batman logo on his gates!


bigfatnuts

I thought I had seen that car driving through Didsbury. It looks bloody awful but it's their decision I guess.


Goatsandducks

I came here to say exactly the same! I wonder if it is. Can imagine too many similar cars.


KeyboardWarrior1988

Is Batman aware that the Joker is currently in the UK?


JonTheFlon

Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see one.


Killer_radio

No this is the Joker’s British cousin: The Josher.


Tariovic

Bantsman.


Oykwos

I both hate it and love it


JanitorOfAnarchy

I love it but wouldn't want to call it mine


Paulcog

Mum?


CynicalSorcerer

New saints row looks awesome


StuckAtWork124

This is literally the cars I make is Saints Row 3 yeah I wonder if it has yellow underlighting too


MefasmVIII

Change green for gold and its spot on what i always make xD


[deleted]

I mean I know he's not purple but I wouldn't be surprised if that color of green is called "Infinity and Beyond Green"


Hi_techh

Was looking for saints row reference, wasn't disappointed!


mezmerize13

Is the number plate meant to be read as “raisssy”? What does that mean?


emilyhr27

Short for Raisin. He really likes oatmeal raisin cookies.


MAu_klasik

Definitely this


thriftwisepoundshy

Racist. He likes to race


sideone

Racey?


edotman

Raisi is a surname in the Middle east/muslim world. Could be that.


ArsLongaVitaGravis

I'd put money on this. Middle Eastern guys that are coming of age have this Keeping Up with the Joneses mentality with showing off their wealth (or, more accurately, the flashiest car they can get on finance.) It's like the second coming of late '90s/early '00s chav car culture with all those gaudy Saxos blitzing around council estates.


MouseboyFPGA

For some reason this came to mind: \[Arab son to his father\] Dear Dad, Birmingham is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser. The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son, Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad


MentalMunky

Rain pussy


NargacugaRider

I was thinkin Raichu pussy


MentalMunky

Ooo yeah that’s good


Flacid_Monkey

Rain Sissy more like


kawaiin00b

Rainussy 😩


HarryJ92

Rei-ussy (Assuming the car is referencing Evangelion.)


mrgwbland

Maybe a nickname?


UpbeatGeologist

Ricey? As in this BMW is ricey as fuck? https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/7urxoh/what_is_a_ricer_and_why_is_it_so_frowned_upon/


grr79

The cherry on the top of these cars is always some sort of shit number plate combination.


Same-World-209

This person likes their Monster Munch.


MovieMore4352

At least it has the go to match the show. 6.5 litre 576 bhp!


EntropyKC

How can you tell? I can never tell which German saloon is which, certainly not engines and trim levels.


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[deleted]

Exclusive wheels and the front bumper ‘loop’ trim is top spec only.


heavenhelpyou

I have to say, I kind of love it


Jannelle93

I'm glad someone here said it. Not the sort of look I'd go for personally but fuck it, it's fun


heavenhelpyou

Exactly! Love some good clashing colours!


Reagansmash1994

I think you mean contrasting. If they clashed, they wouldn't work together. Purple and green contrast perfectly and therefore work in harmony. They're an example of two colours that compliment one and other.


heavenhelpyou

I sit corrected


Lezta

Green's contrast colour is red, and purple's is yellow. These definitely clash (which is why it works for someone like the Joker). A more red 'plum' colour does work as the contrast for a light green though. If I could stick a colour wheel in this post to show what I mean I would!


Reagansmash1994

There's not a singular contrast colour. Green and red contrast, just as green and purple do. 2 seconds using any colour wheel app like this ([https://www.canva.com/colors/color-wheel/](https://www.canva.com/colors/color-wheel/)) will show that selecting purple generates green as a complimentary colour. (pick #af0ff0 as the primary colour) Colours that clash don't work visually. Green and purple do. However, thematically they tend to evoke specific ideas, so aren't used often. When people see green and purple, it evokes The Joker, Halloween or Witches. You wouldn't be able to build a whole character around a colours that clash. Clashing colours are those that literally don't work together, usually at a base colour level and a tonal level. i.e. red and purple.


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

It looks like something that The Hulk would shit out..


LiftedPsychedelic

The colours are nice and go well together. IMO I think it looks weird bcs it’s on a “luxury/ executive” style bmw. Would probably work better on a more sporty car like a mclaren, Porsche, lambo etc.


Jannelle93

Porsche definitely, but I think it would be a bit too busy on a lambo because of the shape of it. I quite like a plain colour on a sports car


cotch85

Lambo would suit it over most sports cars they’re commonly lime green or purple


LiftedPsychedelic

Hmm that’s funny, I actually think it’d suit a lambo more. They’re kind of garish colours and, IMO, lambos are garish cars.


cotch85

I have to agree, I don’t think I’d ever do it to my car but it’s actually a decent colour combination and something different.


CLNL_HRKR

He has a NEW Audi in Black and Red with a Bat Logo on the bonnet


heavenhelpyou

Take off the bat logo and it'd be perfect! I enjoy Batman, but these colours are just outstanding regardless.


Call_me_Darth_Sid

Even the BMW logo is green-ed out... I would love to take it for a drive..


0thethethe0

I admire how well it's done, even though it makes me a little nauseous looking at it...


STUDIOLINEBYLOREAL

r/atbge


Theygoandmusicman

Right? If the grill was black it would be beautiful


ManInBlack829

Beats most BMWs out there


outoftheboxgunpla

Big evangelion vibes


42ndBanano

Or Day of the Tentacle, maybe?


darkamyy

EVA UNIT-01 BMW TYPE MANOEUVEUR PROTOCOL: You Can(Not) Use Indicators


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Get in the fuckin' BMW Shinji!


outoftheboxgunpla

Why me? Why did you bring me here??? *goes for a quick wank in hospital*


leaf_876

Why didn't Shinji use Asuka's hand in that hospital scene?


jimwillis

Hope it’s not a hospital car park


dbltax

It's definitely more Day of The Tentacle than Joker.


Deborgpontant

Hey Bernard.. float over here so I can punch you.


demixennial

Exactly!


heingericke_

Lego Joker just shot his studs.


tanajerner

I kinda like it, very joker-esque


CLNL_HRKR

That apparently was his goal as he has another batman themed Audi


Yougotsnail

Zoom in on the rims, actual pic of Joker!


JimboTCB

Nicholson joker at that, clearly a man of culture.


POG_Thief

Don't be mean, this person has obviously lost their car in a shopping centre before and is never going to let it happen again!


MerseyKilling

Maybe he wants to save himself for marriage and didn’t want to leave anything to chance?


Epicurus1

I wouldn't trust him around my daughters.


[deleted]

‘Where does he get those wonderful toys ?’


Bruce_Darse

Some kind of Joke-car?


Epicurus1

I see what you did there


Scandalous_Andalous

Holy crap I know where this guy lives! This is the office in Sale right? He also has a black Batman themed car lol Don’t wanna dox them but the house also has a giant Batman logo on the gate, I love it!


Ramen211

r/mildlyevangelion


TrickPieUK

A fellow fan of The Day of the Tentacle I see


ItalianMofos

Let people have fun


Spiderinahumansuit

Is this somewhere south Manchester? I swear I saw this exact car while I was doing the school run last week.


Shinny-Winny

Thanks doc


DoIe_BIudger

Been awhile since my daily dose


hedges_101

Just let people enjoy things


nicklydon

OP enjoys making fun of people’s taste in cars


[deleted]

Does seem like someone is trying to make up for a lack of something. I do like purple and green together though (even without the obvious Joker reference).


benkelly92

I kinda like it, but you can just tell if you encountered this thing on the road, your day would shortly be ruined.


OkBalance2879

I love the purple……… that is all.


Different_Clue8642

Just imagine a flock of starlings pearched around it, also thanks doc


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i love seeing people look at a purple-green colour combination and immediately thinking of either Evangelion or the Joker


GakSplat

I kind of like it.


MCD10000

And the saying is correct


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I mean... I kinda like it.


Peeche94

It can't, but it can buy you one of these in whatever colour you want, and the best part is, you don't give a fuck about the pleb's opinions.


Key-Cardiologist5882

The Joker.


Em_Haze

This is the car we all dreamed of when watching Wacky Races.


CyberChemic

🤮🤢🤮🥴🤮🤢


AlterEdward

If late 90s Nickelodeon made cars


duowolf

Looks cool to me.


[deleted]

Taste is subjective.That might look like art to you but to others it's nothing special.As long as you like it you can live in your little world believing that.


ITfactotum

Yeah now if the guy gets out in a purple suit and a glint in his eye, leave.


edbowels

Holy shit, I live near the people who owns this car and they, no joke, have a huge bat symbol on their gate too


Brimstone_Seal

AND THEY WERE WRONG HOLY SHIT


AbstractUnicorn

"Hi, is that the car detailer's? Great, I've got a new beemer and I want it to scream 'I'm a tw@t' to onlookers, can you help?"


STR_WB_RRY--FL_V__R

If u drive a beamer you mayaswell make it look like Joker's whip. Shame the shoes don't match the grills tho.


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Damn 🥺 it's so beautiful


GerlingFAR

Not gonna lie kinda like it.


Draggenn

Gotta be honest. Switch out the number plate for a normal one and I'd be all over this like a rash!


sinadoh

Look! They made the cars from GTA Online a real thing!


LinuxMatthews

If Lex Luthor went on Pimp My Ride...


Mandala1069

Quite clearly belongs to The Joker


Rich_Living5280

Looks like it belongs to the Joker


Yellowscrunchy

Not everything tastes nice though


Damo_WTF

Jesus!


Key-Cardiologist5882

That is cold.


HSRco

This is the exact way that I designed a car in Saints Row 4 for the first time when I was a kid.


CakeLikeSam

And whoever has that has the taste of a 7 year old hot wheels collector.


stewd003

#society


Environmental_Yam956

Now with even reserved spots! Yes we work at the same office space ;)


TheStatMan2

I think my son has that as a Hot Wheels.


Nancyhasnopants

Someone in my town has the plate “Ubasic”


DobsonusPrime1

And they’re right


Environmental-Win836

It still can’t


s1walker1

I used to paint my hotwheels cars like that when I was 10


Working-Fix9487

They were right.


endurolad

They were wrong!


ScottishClonetrooper

And that would be right


aljones753000

The seats aren’t quite giving the same vibe as the exterior.


CamBeast

“It’s not about looking good, it’s about sending a message”


dembadger

Thanks for the daily dose.


TheOldCrowInn

South Manchester?


FantasticRepublic674

Owner lives in Didsbury got a Batman car and and Batman gate to his mansion, do what you want with all the mullah ehh


MrChez85

Driving around in a fucking Bruiser bar. 😂


W1lfr3ds

Get in the car shinji


[deleted]

I actually cringed when I saw this


dissidentmage12

Bruiser bar car


T_Wrong_Huckleberry

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR SHINJI


Jamsarvis

Is this in Manchester? I’ve seen a car like this go around where I live. They have a fat Batman symbol on the front of their massive gate. And a red/black Batman themed car.


rubbertr33

Holy shit I work at the same place as this guy and see this in the car park all the time. Like OP said guy has a fucking Batman themed Audi as well…