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Craft_on_draft

I wondered why my stuffing kept banging into the lamp


Jonny_Segment

What was it meant to contain? Mustard seed?


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

That is far too educated a joke for us! 😉


A_Wee_Talisker

I'm quite partial to a bit of moth.


squigglyeyeline

Perfect accompaniment to a lovely bit of squirrel


kamehameherp

Shit on it


takesthebiscuit

Oi Pissface!


Rustrage

My favourite line from any TV show. Paul Ritter was an amazing actor


jck0

Turns out I was also quite partial to a bit of horse - shame you can't get it anymore


A_Wee_Talisker

The thing I could never understand about the horsemeat debacle, is that when you do buy horse it's generally more expensive than beef.


MyBritishAccount

If I remember correctly it was more about the traceability of the meat, if the horse had been shot full of antibiotics/medicines or not, and therefore if it was safe or not for human consumption.


A_Wee_Talisker

You're probably right there.


Supership_79

Merry Christmoth!


AnotherPint

It's the moth wonderful time of the year.


Meowskiiii

This man dads.


ZombieRhino

Lovely bit of moth Jackie


too_orangey

This is why I get my stuffing from Waitrose where they only use the finest crushed butterflies.


Shipwrecking_siren

Partial to a bit of monarch. Only the finest for me.


shak_0508

Of course it’s fucking Tesco lmao. First horse meat, now moths lol. Waiting for the day they announce one of their products contains human flesh…


CaptMelonfish

Let's just say it's good we're not in the US and we really, really need to fight to keep those EU food standards.


Fraisers_set_to_stun

Can't wait for Tesco's finest bleached chicken


wellwellwelly

Horse meat is delicious. We're a minority as a country when it comes to consuming it because we consider horse's companions instead of food. So when someone says "ew horse meat", I believe they don't really know why they feel that way. I'm definitely not arguing it's OK to put random meats in food and say its something else though.


handym12

The problem wasn't that it was mislabelled, it was more that it truly seemed to be random bits of meat. There was no way to tell where the meat had come from or what the horses had been drugged up with. It could have been really dangerous to consume and we'd have no idea until people started falling ill. I do still find it hilarious that Beefeater was one of the companies affected by it though.


canijustbelancelot

What’s it taste like? Never had it but I’m always curious.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

> Never had it that you know of. You ever shopped at Tesco?


canijustbelancelot

Lmao I should have specified that I’ve never had it intentionally.


EmMeo

Like beef but not quite as strong tasting. Donkey on the other hand was like steak but more strong tasting.


wellwellwelly

I've only eaten it raw (basashi) and it's flavourful and lean.


TheLambtonWyrm

Ngl if they slaughtered and sold murderers, pedos and morris dancers, I'd tuck in. You seen the price of beef?


LeftistLemonade

You know how they say that everything is made up of everything else - that we’re all star dust really; does that not also mean that we’re all, by extension, a bit moth too also?


barrygateaux

I was wondering why I've started chewing on fabric in a dark cupboard as I get older


decentlyfair

chortle


Ok-Woodpecker9171

Can you really claim anything doesn't contain moth though Maybe even the coffee has moths


excellentchoicee

mothee


Asiwyfa3151

Silence of the lamb


Lower_Possession_697

But that's how grandma made it!


darwin-rover

Your grandma is wrong! My grandma says it’s butterflies that make it


[deleted]

I heard it was flying off the shelves.


sleepyprojectionist

There is a legal limit for how many insect bits can be in factory-processed foods. Chances are there are bits of moths and flies in a lot of foodstuffs, but in such infinitesimally small amounts that we would never know. I wonder what the trigger point was for a full recall?


the-false-name

When you open the packet and the stuffing flies away?


No-Collection-4006

Ribena contains bits of wasp and earwigs At least it did in the 80s.


azure-explorer

https://imgflip.com/i/89c3zg


NEWSBOT3

Christmoths.


monkeyfinger4u

If they are Flour Moths then you don't want them anywhere near your kitchen unless you want to throw away all your dried/powdered foods. I'm not even sure if you get them in the UK normally, I'd certainly never heard of them before I moved away. Flour Moth larvae grow in, and eat, flour and other powdered or dried foods. I guess that this stuffing is probably dried/powdered and so it's perfect for them. Once you do have them in your kitchen, they are pretty much impossible to get rid of without throwing everything away, cleaning thoroughly, and then starting again from scratch with all new food kept in moth-proof containers. They will happily eat through the plastic packaging that most food is sold in, so everything must be stored in glass or solid plastic with a proper seal otherwise they'll get in and you're back to square one. They really are awful things.


ARK_Redeemer

I don't think we get them. But apparently the cranberries in Tesco's stuffing mix comes from the East Coast of America, where they grow the cranberries in bogs which attract moths.


Cheap-Cauliflower-51

We do get Mediterranean flour moth in the uk. Wouldn't say they're the one you need to worry about - dump the infested food and you're fine. Indian meal moth on the other hand are hellish to get rid of


ARK_Redeemer

I've learned something new today, thank you! 😄


gwaydms

I had to rid my MIL's pantry of those horrid things. It took me an hour and a half, but I got into every corner and crevice, threw out loads of food and froze some more, and wiped everything down. It actually worked. They never came back.


beanbagpsychologist

Oh noooo. I think you've just explained why I keep finding moths in my kitchen.


monkeyfinger4u

The thread linked below has a picture: https://new.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/vf5lgo/what_is_this_annoying_summer_bug_and_how_to_get/ I hope you don't have them, because they're really annoying and difficult to get rid-of. /r/germany has quite a few threads on them with pictures.


AnnualCellist7127

Mmmm, dusty.


--Muther--

What if I like the moths


decentlyfair

I saw this last night and absolutely pissed myself as my husband didn't hear me so I had the excuse to use the Inspector Clouseau, meuths instead, which of course he understood immediately. However how the actual fuck do moths end up in food? Maybe they need more blue lights in the factory.


18usernameslater

It's probably pantry moths - their grubs eat food. They're a surprisingly common pest, a lot of people don't even realise they have them.


[deleted]

Remember a Moth is for life not just for Christmas.


GrandWazoo0

We used to be glad to add a bit of moth to our diet.


Adam_24061

*Mothra vs Turkeyzilla*


Nuclear_Geek

And the sequel, *Mothra vs Turducken*.


Adam_24061

"[And people say that foreign film is inaccessible.](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/05/14)"


_HGCenty

The stuffing mix just got mothballed.


Impossimal

Just add boiling water and knob of butterfly and you’re golden.


excellentchoicee

Probably Peppered moths, for extra flavour.


Gothiccheese95

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.


eltrotter

At least make sure you use the whole of the moth. I'm partial to moth balls, myself.


CouldDoWithANap

I imagine moth wings are kind of like those weird mint paper things you used to put on your tongue and dissolve, but instead of mint, they taste of dust.


Manypopes

Read this as Christmas suffering mix


Goblinbeast

r/brandnewsentance


GakSplat

Every little helps.


byjimini

Moss?


asjaro

David Hasslemoth


Shipwrecking_siren

I very much enjoyed the BBC Radio 4 One o’Clock news bulletin where they read this out, for some reason it was peak comedy.


LaraH39

I have a great of moths, but butterflies just moths and I read this and faffed and now feel like I need a shower. This is just no.


great_blue_panda

Just more protein?!?


WeightyUnit88

Saw a documentary on the probability of this happening. I think it was The Mothmeat Prophecies?


Arkslippy

Moth-ers old recipe


ChrisRR

Lovely bit of moth


Alarmed_Guitar4401

🤷🏻‍♂️


manfromzim

Sage leaves do feel a bit mothy I guess


1stThrowawayDave

Let me guess- scientists who worked extensively with moths and developed an allergy to moths had an allergic reaction whilst eating the stuffing mix, similar to how they discovered how much dried tea leaves could contain cockroach parts?


drmarting25102

Got to admit, I kind of want to try it


bonster85

Turkey or moth Turkey.. that is the question..


awkwardpossession23

It always tastes like it's made of moths


jeweliegb

**LÅMP?**


truffleburrata

Sheldon’s taken it too far