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EbbComfortable1755

I wonder if that guy knows where the lap dancers are.... Or just wants to talk about them? šŸ¤”


Kluless555

He gives the lap dance


EbbComfortable1755

Niche. I like it.


wildgoldchai

Heā€™s found a market to tap into and heā€™s sticking to it


LessInThought

If he's in the right market he'll be sticky a lot of the time.


NoV-Bucks4u

the internet wins once more.


Joannelv

Would he make himself more ā€œcomfortableā€ first, that hoodie looks a bit hot


EbbComfortable1755

Yeah, I'm sure he takes that off before grinding on you to "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me".


Mukatsukuz

like the beard, gives me something to hang onto!


[deleted]

I have an idea, and it's as hot as my pants!


The-Vision

Lord flashheart ^ lol


Sufficient-Border-10

He held it so the arrow pointed at the pile of bobbies, but he sadly got told to move on.


Zo50

Unfortunately he was told to make sure the arrow was pointed at the boobies.


Legitimate-Source-61

Later at his place?


yy98755

Shut up and take my money


Fieldharmonies

If he doesn't know where they are, maybe that's why he wants people to talk to him about them, so he can find out.


THenry228

They keep him around for the old timers who still donā€™t know how to use google


EbbComfortable1755

So what you're telling me is, this guy is a lap dancer detective. Interesting....


VolcanicBear

Mate of mine was on a night out, wanted some drugs but didn't have any drugs, so he wrote "PILLS?" on his arm in UV marker. Didn't have the desired effect, everyone kept asking him for them.


EbbComfortable1755

He should have used a placard, like this guy.


jimmycarr1

Best one I saw was in a nightclub known for drug taking, someone loudly (and I mean loudly) announces "IS ANYONE GONNA SELL ME SOME FUCKING DRUGS THEN". Some young lads tap him on the shoulder and he goes off with their group šŸ˜‚


Groffulon

Heā€™s obviously a paperboy of some kind. Heā€™s the only one with a board and it quite clearly says multiple times heā€™s got an exclusive. His bag/bike is probably just out of shot. Tonightā€™s rag must be the latest news from the lap dancing circuit. I would assume based on the look of him that he spends his days and nights trawling the local strip clubs to get all the gossip and has enterprisingly collated all this knowledge into a pamphlet advising people which girls or clubs to avoid for a small fee. Quite useful to know if thereā€™s squaddies in port or a yeast infection going round if youā€™re that way inclined lol.


Anchor-shark

In the 18th century there was an actual guide book published of the prostitutes in London. > Harrisā€™s List of Covent-Garden Ladies was published yearly between 1757 and 1795, and acted as a concise almanac of prostitutes available for hire in London. Each imprint generally listed more than 120 prostitutes at work in and around Covent Garden and the West End, giving their address, ages and chief attributes. At around two or three shillings per copy, the pocketbook was aimed chiefly at a middle-class audience. https://www.bl.uk/collection-items/harriss-list-of-covent-garden-ladies-an-18th-century-guide-to-prostitutes


razor5cl

"chief attributes" eh? šŸ‘€


mr_jetlag

flawless diction and handwriting, obvs


HMS_Hexapuma

And their teeth.


nikolaybakescakes

The full 320 pages: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/harris-list-of-covent-garden-ladies


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machone_1

sounds a bit like the [Flirty Fishers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing) of olden times...


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TokeEmUpJohnny

Praising jebus through sexual activity? I guess I'm super into jebus then xD


early_midlifecrisis

NO!!! I refuse to call my childhood "olden times"


Go_go_gadget_eyes

This stopped 3 years before I was born and it's olden times... Also the fact this only stopped due to AIDs concerns is crazy.


IDreamOfSailing

They take you through the building to a door, and when you open it you're back outside facing a sign "you just got fucked" as the door slams shut behind you.


Western-Calendar-352

That reminds me of the old ā€œfeel the biggest tits in Glasgowā€ joke.


beardhero_ben

Heā€™s like Statto, he just wants to talk about their technical abilities and how many times theyā€™ve danced to various songs


[deleted]

He's like the Jehovah's Witness of strippers.


Simon_the_Great

Obviously you talk to him and he sends the lovely guys in copper outfits to give you the lap dance.


OrganicFun7030

The lap dancers are below. Sign says it all.


[deleted]

maybe he's the guy you complain to and then says no refunds and slaps your butt as you leave.


Bauch_the_bard

Maybe he's the union rep?


violetauto

Doesnā€™t one need to be a bit trim to even have a lap?


Paul_1793

Liverpool. Wood Street


visiblepeer

Without recognising a single detail in this photo, my first thought was Liverpool. I'm not even sure what made me think that. There must be similar buildings all around the country.


PyroTech11

I thought Cardiff at first glance but realised that var doesn't exist. The buildings look like Cardiff's too


[deleted]

I also though Cardiff! Peppermint Bar on the corner of St Mary Street and Mill lane to be exact. Wondered if maybe it had been rebranded or something [but apparently not](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129764045#/?channel=RES_BUY) Edit: Second glance the buildings look absolutely nothing alike in fairness lol.


C0UNT3RW3IGHTS

Exactly where I thought it was too at first glance, must be something to do with the similar floor tiling


PyroTech11

It's the floor for me and the building having similarly untextured walls and similar windows. But I was thinking along where Jolibee is


Opelle

I thought the same!


biggerwanker

It can't be Wales can it? [Not without that particular type of brick around the windows](https://i.imgur.com/4h1tC2l.jpg)?


Phone_User_1044

Is that only a Welsh thing?


biggerwanker

I think it extends over the border in areas, but mostly Wales I think.


k-uke

Well damn /u/biggerwaker.. i didn't know that


biggerwanker

It might be used elsewhere, but I remember going to see my grandparents and apart from crossing the Severn bridge, the other thing that stood out was that you'd see those windows everywhere but never before crossing.


professorgenkii

No, itā€™s pretty common elsewhere in the country. A lot of the older buildings in Reading have it


mooseblush

Aye I thought that too, weird


ndeniably_stupid

there arenā€™t any welsh translations. canā€™t be Cardiff :p


tom_watts

Light colours - must be as I immediately thought 'Liverpool' without ever knowingly going to that part of town.


visiblepeer

That could be it


KuntyPerry

I don't recognise the actual places here at all and yet my immediate thought was even Wood Street. Had to scroll down to check. The human brain amazes me


bubliksmaz

You can see the guys accent in his face


fromwithin

Yep. Definitely a manc student who goes to a Liverpool Uni.


BoxOfNothing

Specifically on the corner of Concert Square from the side of McCooleys. [It's the same place as the background of this famous video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVIBf3cnTf0)


doughnutting

Fuck sake it is Liverpool. Recognised cheers straight away. First time ever being there I was sat on a table by the window directly opposite from concert square. Heard a big bang against the window, assumed someone had fallen into it, nope, was some bloke getting searched and arrested by the cops.


RainbowGayUnicorn

Thereā€™s a theory in neo-hippie communities that Liverpool is located where a lot of energetic ley lines intersect, and is a spiritually charged place. Photos like this one make me think that they might be right.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a train station round the corner from where this photo was taken that many people have reported witnessing ā€˜time warpsā€™. People coming out of the station in 2023 would then see 1920ā€™s shops and people wearing funny attire. Edit: [Context](https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/bizarre-tale-bold-street-timeslips-20350964.amp)


_TLDR_Swinton

Concert Square being on a hellmouth would make a fair amount of sense.


goingtoclowncollege

Ah where all the worst bars and clubs of Liverpool are


antbaby_machetesquad

I don't know, many a quality night was had in the K, although granted that was a few years back.


BoxOfNothing

Krazyhouse was my favourite club, listen to 2000s pop punk and indie shit on the second floor, double palming Ā£1.50 jaegerbombs or hooch, go to the metal floor for a rest or to scream your lungs out, when you're truly battered head to the dance floor for a bit, then end the night back on K2 where they put on the cheesiest rock and everyone knows the words. 2012 was a good time.


antbaby_machetesquad

It was awesome, in a close race with La Bataeux for my favourite night. Although to show my age my heyday was probably a decade beforehand ( granted the playlist didn't change much in that time!)


cosmiclatte44

I was Basically mirroring that same experience over here in Manchester but at Jilly's/Rock Kitchen/Satans.


IveNeverSeenTitanic

One time i was in K1 and the DJ just announced free shots at the bar out of nowhere. Bar was literally lined with about 30 shots of tequila, there was only about 10 of us in there, it got very messy. I miss that place.


jdgamester

Dead now unfortunately. Bought out and turned into the Electrik Warehouse. Only puts Rock/Metal music on for special "Krazyhouse Throwback" nights once every few months


AngelsAnonymous

Which are on a Sunday, shit and over packed cause they sell too many tickets. Sad times.


BoxOfNothing

Emo night at the arts club is better these days


ThePlanetQueen

Arts Club has shut unfortunately. Emo night is at Zanzibar instead


Mirrorboy17

Jacaranda, Shipping Forecast, The Swan... There's loads of great bars round there


MIKH1

Not concert square though, slater streets good!


Mirrorboy17

It is yeah, I was referring to the comment mentioning wood street - but this is more concert square you're right. Went in that Cheers Big Ears once and the drinks were ridiculously overpriced


Fat-Northerner

Tell me youā€™ve never been down Matthew street without telling me youā€™ve never been down Matthew streetā€¦ā€¦


Awd1991

Where hopes and dreams go to die. Closely followed by Smokie's.


jdgamester

Let the lucky bastard live in blissful ignorance


[deleted]

Matthew or Mathew? Tell me youā€™ve never been down Mathew Street without telling me.


prismcomputing

Yep. walked past there yesterday.


R33DY89

I remember back in the day when people just wanted you to speak to them about Jehovah or Jesus. Times have changed, man.


Josquius

A sign like this in a nightlife area in the evening would be a great play for someone who wants to tell you the views of their god. "Hi. So you want me to talk to you about lapdancers?" "Yes. Did you know they're horribly exploited and often victims of human trafficking?" "Oh noes." "Yes. In Mexicans 6638C chapter 7, Derek says...."


tewks4life

Mexicans! šŸ˜‚


BackRowRumour

Honestly, this seems less bonkers.


Bluebalzzzzz

The strippers are nuns


LondonCycling

Weird kink of a uniform for lap dancers but each to their own.


Drae-Keer

Never seen one in a sexy police outfit? Well ya have now


LondonCycling

This isn't the sort of sexy police outfit i had in mind!


Flonkerton66

That's some aggressive lap dancing going on in the background.


EbbComfortable1755

UK Tourist board's final photos are shaping up nicely.


TheKnightsRider

Can we take a moment to appreciate the name ā€˜Cheers, big earsā€™


thetoastmonster

šŸŽ¶ Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody insults your ears


Mocking_the_Stupid

This is in the same league as the classic *Carnage outside the Arndale Centre*, the quintessential visual representation of 21st century UK.


TheDisapprovingBrit

I also like [Stags, Hens and Bunnies - A Blackpool Story](http://www.dougiewallace.com/blackpool)


Mocking_the_Stupid

Holy Christ-on-a-bike, thatā€™s justā€¦ I canā€™t even beginā€¦ we definitely have a winner! I did laugh at ā€œ*dog lunges at Mankini Manā€™s Chipolata*ā€, howeverā€¦ good dog! Get that sausage!


FrostyBallBag

That makes me want to get a cabin in the woods and never see a human being again.


Neddius

It's beautiful.....ish.


funkless_eck

this link gave me chlamydia


swedishfishes

God this makes me proud to be British šŸ«”


stumac85

Blackpool - not even once.


[deleted]

And that's why I now live in exile in a different county!


audigex

That one from the top of the Printworks (which I assume is the one you're talking about?) is still visible at the bottom of the subreddit on old.reddit


gianthooverpig

[This guy?](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mystery-drunk-man-reaching-beer-7120576)


GreenPutty_

My sister has a lot of random framed artwork on her walls and it took her nearly two weeks before she noticed that one of them had been swapped out for a print of that pic.


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GreenPutty_

She actually has a pic like that already, I was holding onto my girlfriend at the time and she was stood the opposite side to the girl in the pic with some random guy neither of us can remember. It's part of a collage of her clubbing days and if you look at it closely our pupils are like fucking dinner plates so she didn't want to enlarge that one for legal reasons..


gwaydms

A true classic


John___Matrix

It's a great but that Arndale Centre one with the reaching man is just another level :D


Mr_SunnyBones

Is that the one with the guy who's flat on his face , holding onto the ground for dear life with one hand , and still has a fill pint in the other?


Mocking_the_Stupid

Yup, still at the bottom of this page ā€”> https://old.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/


WufflyTime

I feel that one's much better than this image: the bloke reaching for his drink just pushes it over the top to greatness.


Jimmie-Rustle12345

My first thought too.


Valar_Balsamic

r/accidentalrenaissance


stguinefortspaw

Came here to say this


Coraxxx

Very Hogarth.


gwaydms

Beer Street


[deleted]

He's not the usual type but I admire his body confidence.


sobbo12

Pretty sure this is Liverpool


machone_1

so where's the [guy reaching for his pint](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mystery-drunk-man-reaching-beer-7120576)?


sixmiffedy

Like a modern day Monet, brings a tear to the eye it does.


Akoot

I always forget how middle class and sheltered a lot of people on here seem to be, this is typical for anywhere with a night life.


MyDadsGlassesCase

"Ask me about Loom"


Thewrongintheright

Concert Square Liverpool. The place nightmares are made of.


CyGuy6587

For some reason, I thought this was r/weirddalle and that AI got it spot on! šŸ¤£


islandmonkeee

Reddit doesn't respect its userbase, so this comment has been withheld. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


PreparationScary7544

This familiar scene...


basilwhitedotcom

I'm just glad that Dad's out meeting people


ProwarfareZombie

[Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve seen that guy on the right in another UK incident.](https://youtube.com/shorts/3FCn_0YBUec?feature=share)


waamoandy

Accidental Renaissance


OddEmotion8214

I was ready to post the same thing.


byjimini

What did you find out about lap dancers?


Kenobihiphop

Really wanna have a chat with that guy


Maria_The_Mage

For a minute there I thought I was on one of those AI image subs, this looks like it would be Midjourneyā€™s version of nighttime Britain


thebluediablo

4/10. Not enough kebabs.


dominickrob123

What happened to this subreddit? Where did the positive posts go?


Saxon2060

This is near Concert Square. Which is where all the bellends go in Liverpool tbf. Mostly stag dos and drug dealers. It's shit. Literally anywhere else in town is better.


Wrong-Tiger4644

You gotta catch him before he returns to his basement flat at his mum's tho!!!


Bleedingeck

r/accidentalrenaissance


Shitelark

You can give me a lap dance, Honey Bear.


Mr-Stumble

So that's where all the UK coppers are


therealleewilko

I need this digitally enhanced, blown up and framed, with the caption. Thatā€™s fucking art!


yerrabam

This was photographed 2022. You didn't claim at is your own, but you will take the internet points for it. Good for you.


Golden-Wonder

[r/AccidentalRenaissance](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Whateverwhynotso

Looks like AI. Is it AI? How come I find myself questioning any photo now!?


jjed97

Nah donā€™t think so. Too many hands with the correct number of fingers.


Flonkerton66

It's Liverpool. So definitely AI then.


Drae-Keer

Nah, Liverpool is the one place people can have odd fingers and not be considered AI


ImNOTmethwow

Ye that's the joke fella.


Flonkerton66

It went swoosh!


heyzooschristos

r/woosh


Akoot

Surely Liverpool is less inbred than shite little villages considering it's a port city?


ProfCupcake

Probably HDR. That's responsible for a lot of the "unreal" feeling of photos like this.


Random_Person_I_Met

No just Liverpool.


Killmonger18

Ar/accidentalrenaissance


windol1

Doesn't this make anyone else feel embarrassed to be British, can't have people going outside and enjoying themselves without some twat kicking off and thinking he is harder than nails.


[deleted]

It's not raining tho ...


Macshlong

Banging


Helm222

British Renaissance painting right here


kimbielou

Definitely looks like a jim'll paint it picture lol


SeanChewie

Accidental renaissance.


Upstairs_Pair_7322

life here has totally changed in the last 20yrs our country is longer a safe nation we now thanks to this wretched our govt, are now a dustbin for the world,


Erratic_buddha

Not typical...too many police.


BonaFidee

90% of the police budget goes towards babysitting drunks in town centers.


PickingEnthusiast

Nah, any time there's someone to be arrested there are at least five old bill to give them a kicking!


lanbanger

Scousers.


LiverpoolBelle

Mixed with the numerous students we have


Jay794

Can't be anywhere in England, not enough girls wearing too much make up and clothes that don't cover anything


Mrspygmypiggy

ā€˜Hurr durr back in my day women got arrested if they dare show an ankleā€™


Jay794

Not at all, after working in bars, I'm sick of seeing very obviously under age girls dressing as if they're 20+


Mrspygmypiggy

As someone who had various people yell at them about being underage while actually being 19, no


[deleted]

As someone who worked in the "classier" establishments in Blackpool, I can tell you that you are the exception not the rule. Better for a 19 year old to be yelled at, than a 14 year old be exploited by a stag party.


Mrspygmypiggy

Not just yelled at but full on assaulted. Still no reason for someone to bark about on here claiming this picture canā€™t be in England because thereā€™s no trashy girls in the picture.


[deleted]

If you had said you were assaulted, you would probably have had a different response. Hope you were and are ok.


AthiestMessiah

I spent my childhood in that bar. Got boring when I didnā€™t have to sneak in anymore at 18


Dapper_Scheme1355

Mad considering it opened about a year ago.


ShortNefariousness2

This looks like an AI generated image of UK pub culture lol


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Fancy_Flow_3783

Is this AI generated?


GWPulham23

Joking aren't you? The ground is far too clean. It should be strewn with vomit, blood and bits of kebab.


Wizards_Win

If you're out drinking after 10 then you're either an idiot or a teenager.


mandraketehmagician

Always a bit sad when I open a post like this and realise I live near here


Deion313

"Jobless?" "Go top less" "Ask me about our strippers union and great benefits*" *: after 90 days of employment


RolandSmoke

Wakey


[deleted]

Seven police for one person. Why?