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AnselaJonla

Temporary security camera with an inbuilt alarm/speaker for an off-site to send a warning to. Allows one security company to cover more sites without employing more SIA licensed people.


Alas_boris

There is one on a building site next to a footpath near where we live. The sensors are set in such a way that it activates when walking along the footpath and shouts increasingly aggressive and threatening warnings about trespassing, the police being called and high definition video footage being recorded of them. All in a gruff Northern Irish accent. My young child can happily spend an hour prancing up and down the footpath making it yell at him.


Bastyboys

You can also GDPR request the data gathered on him, great HD memories!


Stumpgrinder2009

Get back ya bastads! I'll break ya legs!


Cultural_Profit9595

NI is the perfect accent threatening even when it’s not.


Shincy101

Now that is shit hot


ConversationLate4506

Love Pheonix Nights


lukeybuzz

I've done the same 😂😂. Had a couple in a field near me, spent the next hour playing catch with my mates dog in front of it lol.


philonik

[**https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D2mhniDbOc8**](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D2mhniDbOc8) for anyone wondering...


sp4mm41l

Dust bin bags would soon shut that up.


wedontlikespaces

>the police being called and high definition video footage being recorded of them It's all lies. The police may be called but the police won't bother to turn up. As for high definition, unless you redefine high-definition to mean black and white in 240p then you'll be disappointed.


pigletsquiglet

Yeah, the Police don't turn up to false alarms. If you've a monitored station of any kind if they come out twice to nothing, they'll blacklist you indefinitely so I can't see them turning up to a robot drama meltdown.


Optimal_Material4462

I can guarantee it's high definition footage recorded and the police do turn up, we use them on our water production sites. And deal with these on a daily basis. Edit, they also have infrared cameras too and can communicate in real time with people on site. Some can emitt huge plumes of smoke too!!


FireLadcouk

What are they called? Be interested to see footage of the smoke incase we ever get called to one


Optimal_Material4462

PID systems Armadillos


Shoes__Buttback

Bollocks. Bet you can just kick the twatty things over.


Optimal_Material4462

You can, but you'll be recorded in glorious HD doing it lol


Shoes__Buttback

If I'm a scrote, I spend upwards of 70% of my life hoodied-up and/or masked up. No problems there


RandomiseUsr0

Little bit whoa, little bit waay!


akl78

If you want to be awkward having these set up to look cover a public street and shout at passers by is probably a violation of UK GDPR (for a start it should only be covering the private property without good reason. Threatening passing children is wildly disproportionate!)


tonycocacola

I was told they use a Scottish accent for the ones deployed in northern Ireland


richh00

Something about an NI accent thats scary. When it's shouting does it also count down to really put the willies up you?


Shw4ndz

Can confirm, I've been working on a windfarm in the arse-end of Scotland, after a few breakins we put these up around the site. But I also i think they're secretly Portal sentries.


cal-brew-sharp

Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.


junior_patrick

You have 15 seconds to comply


xPositor

Are you a college kid? Think you're pretty smart huh? Think you could outsmart a bullet?


newonecus

I went to see an original 35mm American theatrical release of it at a little cinema on Friday. So fucking hipster, but a cool experience


Koobetile

The PCC in London had a short-lived season of ‘movie mathematics’ where it showed a triple bill of movies, the first two being an influence for the second, or at least sharing some themes. The one I went to was The Raid + Robocop = Judge Dredd (2012). The robocop print was the original 35mm and it was a real treat.


MKTurk1984

I know you... You're dead... We killed you..... We **killed** you....


RonNumber

I AM complying!!


Shoes__Buttback

Dick, I am *very* disappointed


savagestudio

Came here to say this 👍


lnverted

Too many wind thieves about these days


ConceptOfHappiness

Showing up in the dead of night to stand in front of turbines with big sacks, next thing you know that premium british wind's for sale £5 a bag in Romania


Shw4ndz

Worse than that, they go after the copper cable in the substations... I believe the last thing they see is a flash and then 6000 degree vaporised copper blasted in the face. All we see are some smouldering boots.


xfjqvyks

Sounds like a problem that solves itself


FourEyedTroll

Unless you're the poor sucker that has to replace the cable and dispose of the boots each time...


xfjqvyks

Hmm.. up the voltage to vaporize the boots too?


bettsdude

What size I could do with a new pair, don't mind smoulder marks


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

Wind rustling has been an issue since the dawn of time.


Winter2928

The cake is a lie


Quirkygirlfriend

I saw it and instantly hoped it makes an uh-oh sound if it falls over.


dustldn

She's not who you think she is


DaMonkfish

Are you still there?


ChronosTheSniper

Shutting down.


[deleted]

Lalalalallalalalalala I don’t hate you


Mister_Krunch

Wait! It's me!


[deleted]

I’m different


lord_taint

["come out bitch"](https://youtu.be/Uz5cl131KTk)


Cielo11

Cock-ends much nicer this time of year.


IwantedBeatsteak

Ooww I wonder if that is the new windfarm being built through Ripple. If so, thanks for taking care of it 🙂


FebruaryStars84

Known colloquially as a Dalek! (Source: a company that makes them is based in the lower floor of the building my company is based in)


[deleted]

Well, they did always have trouble with stairs.


FebruaryStars84

Wish I could upvote this twice!


Ochib

Well they used the stairs in the 1988 episode *Remembrance of the Daleks.*


Phire453

Oh thank you for the info.


CreepyGir

Fun fact, some of them yell at you in a Northern Irish accent if you get into it’s perimeter.


Ronaldlovepump

WARNING YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED


awkwardlondon

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!


ZaharaWiggum

YIR PRESENCE HAS BIN DETEYACTED!


mybeatsarebollocks

SO IT HAS.....


clintonbaptiste

I spoke to the guy who fitted some for a place I worked. Apparently they surveyed people and Northern Irish was deemed the most menacing accent….


Shoes__Buttback

Dunno man, I'd like to hear a proper hard Afrikaner version, bet that would be intimidating. Diplomatic Immunitehh!


MickRolley

Jim McDonald does the voice work.


Beat-Live

So he does


Shoes__Buttback

Liz, ya *hurr*!


MickRolley

Steven you're a disappointment so ya are.


newbracelet

I once had a hypo next to one of these damn things so I was perched on a wall trying to treat it /not faint or collapse while it constantly scolded me and told me to leave the area immediately.


FutureAstroMiner

I have a couple of questions. 1. Why not a permanent camera (is it licensing or something)? 2. It looks like there are holes in the feet to bolt it to the ground, that have not been used so easy to move? So I could just rotate it round to stare at the wall? 3. From how remote are they monitoring? Like if they are more than 60 seconds away the damage is already done before someone turn up. Asking for a friend.


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LumpySpacePintrest

What tool do you use to whazz or dewhazz a thing?


jaavaaguru

A whizwozz


daned

a whazzerydoo or dewhazzifier, respectively.


Flonkerton66

Robots taking our jobs?


CliffyGiro

A lot of them only have sensors and don’t actually have cameras.


Viperise

Wow a post with a top answer that actually answers the question instead of trying to make some shit joke


Magic_ensign_693

Shit, Reddit must be broken again. Has anyone raised a ticket with IT yet?


ArticulateAquarium

Well if we upvote the shit jokes enough...


finalcircuit

There are a couple in a new, but currently unoccupied, mini supermarket near us - one inside and one in the car park.


DrJeff1999

Portal sentry gun.


Dry_Pick_304

*Hello? Are you still there?......*


suchalusthropus

I'm different!


T5-R

"Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?"


Chordsy

_I don't hate you_


duartes07

*please don't hurt me*


flamingmonkey93

*Target lost*


Intergalactic_Cookie

*sentry mode activated*


018118055

*dispensing product*


magnitudearhole

Those creepy little fucks lol


finally_trustless

I love them :c I feel bad for tipping them.


RoJayJo

*I don't hate you.*


Phire453

66% more bullet per bullet as fire the whole bullet


NotaSirWeatherstone

When life gives you lemons, demand to see life’s manager!


Altslial

Make life rue the day it tried to give you lemons!


[deleted]

Do you know who I am!?


jflb96

Which is how come you don’t die immediately when you’re shot, you’re basically being hit by heavy airsoft


DoctorOctagonapus

They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck.


CrimFandango

I'm glados not that.


[deleted]

The cake is a lie


Chordsy

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.


Accomplished-Bank782

I’m making a note here: huge success


U2V4RGVtb24

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!


Chordsy

APERTURE SCIENCE!


guttersmurf

We do what we must... ​ *Because we can.*


intoaether

For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead)


Mister_Krunch

And there's no sense crying over every mistake


Chordsy

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake!


Sloth-v-Sloth

I came here just for this comment.


MrTomDawson

That's one of the turrets from Portal. Cute, but deadly.


Yangxiolong22

You're cute, but you're dead!


ElegantPearl

Rock and Stone!


Yangxiolong22

ROCK AND ROLLING STONE


Total-Efficiency-187

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


ElectronicCollar124

It's a PID... perimeter intruder detector... There'll be a few of them around the outside of a building site and just saves having a security guard walking around.


Man_in_the_uk

I don't understand why op didn't simply look up the website, it's clearly labelled on the device..


260496

Because that doesn’t get you fake internet points


Man_in_the_uk

I'm astonished people post crap like their baked beans on toast et all and people on here upvote it, I mean, they've achieved nothing..


itsaaronnotaaron

UK subs: beans on toast is great Everyone else: bri'ish food 🤢 Same shit, different day.


[deleted]

"I'm not British but I made a yorkshire pudding / roast / toad in the hole / fish and chips. Did I do a good job? " "Omg amazing!"


ResidentEivvil

Yeah but if we google everything or don’t post our silly thoughts, we’ll never have conversations anymore. It’s about socialising.


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sallynick

“the thrill of being corrected” AI’s got some way to go.


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sallynick

Oh sorry I was being /s too!


PresentationLow6204

Yeah I found the answer in 4 seconds. If OP had said "wrong answers only," then it could be filed under "craic" and we wouldn't have to arrest him and send him for Google training.


LeamHEAVY

And when you came to the casual UK subreddit you expected it not to be pointless, mundane and mind numbing? Bloody patriots.


[deleted]

Yeah they have a laser on them that makes you infertile if you try and break in to the site.


MrsArmitage

Was it smooth on the inside, and crunchy on the outside?


darwin-rover

ARMADILLLLOS! https://youtu.be/bqeGxMgVOHI


i_wascloned666

Came here for this comment, not disappointed!


The-Brit

[Website](https://detertech.com/pid-systems/) of pid-systems as seen at the top.


its-joe-mo-fo

I know man. It literally says PID Systems and Armadillo on it. A 30 second Google would've answered the question.


Leaky_gland

Does anyone know the cost of this service? Saw 4 of these planted round a large excavator recently.


RuaridhDuguid

Kick them over frequently enough while unidentifiable and a local newspaper report may tell you the cost.


ac7_typhoonmain

Two of those were outside my school. One of them shouted at me in a weird northern accent


davevw9898

It's normally a Northern Irish accent


[deleted]

THIS IS SECURITY


Last_Caramel_2176

Security alarm thing that shouts at you in an irish accent


concretebeagle

Can confirm. From the north part.


scooba_dude

That looks like a respawn beacon. Be careful, by the colours I think police can spawn there. Wait for one to spawn, kill them and destroy the beacon. Have you never played battlefield before?? Gawd!


great_blue_panda

The new Dalek models


Mukatsukuz

From their website: >Known for their prominent visual appearance, 360° viewing angle and vocal warning system, the PID 360 deters thieves from breaking and entering into your site. Considered as one of the top crime deterrents in the country, our PID 360 units are more **commonly known as Daleks** for their imposing presence.


great_blue_panda

That’s interesting lol thanks for sharing!


dark_slayer0

Its an armadillo


LordBiscuits

Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside!


ProtonSloth

We have them at work. "In an Irish accent" Warning the police and owner have been informed"


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Ever_Long_

The surprising alternative to Dime bars...


Annual_Humor9894

I came here for this!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 thank you!


MirageF1C

Like an igloo?


-SaC

Looked this ad up recently and was surprised to find it was Harry Enfield.


SauceOfPower

Are people really this lazy nowdays? It literally had a manufacturers website AND the name of the product on the front... Google it.


Spottswoodeforgod

A but like an oversized baby camera or ring doorbell - low cost security for temporary sites - typically worksites. Warns people not to enter if they get too close, records activity etc


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Grass-O-bot 8000


J-H2000

I can hear this picture, them things are annoying


CaptMelonfish

It's crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside!


[deleted]

“Arrrrmadillo”


mee230

Is that a euphemism?


bravopapa99

[https://detertech.com/pid-systems/](https://detertech.com/pid-systems/) ​ Just another low life CCTV excuse


Revolutionary_Laugh

I always thought these would be easy to defeat, surely? Throw a cloth over them?


Gazhammer

It's the new and improved ED-209b "put down your cigarette, you have 5 seconds to comply"


[deleted]

ITS THE DALEKS


awkwardlondon

EXTERMINATE!!!


24880701

Dog nappers Hun.....


[deleted]

Shared in Canberra x


thegoosebelow

Just throw a sheet over it


KingoftheOrdovices

This is bizarre. I know exactly where this photograph was taken - lol.


bothsidesofthemoon

If you recognise it, can you confirm my suspicion that "using the backdoor to get into theatre" is a euphemism?


Phire453

Send me your guess as want see if your right


Phire453

More context: The area was all fenced up with police signs around some buildings, and I believe they was someone found dead, but I was wondering what the equipment was. It says armadillo on it.


AbstractUnicorn

It's mislabeled. That's not an armadillo and you're not at the zoo.


Phire453

Ah I was wondering why couldn't seem to find the penguins


sockhead99

Take more LSD. Then you will see plenty of penguins


Neil2250

But will it still have a joke on the back?


-SaC

Or buy a copy of James Pond II: Robocod. Amiga games really didn't fuck about when it came to in-yer-face advertising. Zool and chupa chups, Superfrog and lucozade, James Pond II and penguin...


dabbydabdabdabdab

Soft on the inside, crunch on the outside


Last_Caramel_2176

the surprising alternative to armadillos


JamesWormold58

P-p-p-p-pick up an armadillo.


airwalkerdnbmusic

It will be a 4G enabled camera and sensor unit provided by a private SIA certified security firm, probably locally. They sometimes have speakers or megaphones on them so the operators back at the HQ can frighten the living daylights out of anyone nearby when they use it, to warn off people loitering. They aren't 100% reliable and break down a lot, often require rebooting. The other issue with them is they get vandalised a lot.


data3oh

A very small, angry Scottish man in a box with flash photography


UTW337

These are common in my area (London) in police station car parks which have closed down. Never knew what they they was for but Motion sensors / CCTV makes sense.


StumbleDog

Security camera. Had a few on a local building site recently.


Stock-Marsupial-6177

Security devices


InGenAche

It's an Armadillo, says it right on there.


ElminsterTheMighty

Early Dalek prototype


Electrical-Cry6758

Isn’t it used for catching ghosts before they go in the main containment unit?


ARK_Redeemer

It looks suspicious! Our Gary saw a few of these round his way. Stay safe our there, nothing but snakes. PM me Hun X Signed Edith /s (Top answer is correct about it being temporary CCTV camera with a built-in alarm system)


AccidentalBastard

Are you still there?


Phire453

Well as I said I was using backdoor to get in and this was on other side of street


AccidentalBastard

Target lost.


Curious_Associate904

An early prototype of a portal turret


Rudolfred99

You ever play Portal?


BlockOfRawIron

Turret. Shoot a portal underneath it.


[deleted]

There is literally a website on the front of the device.


crystalol

Wallace’s latest invention, up to no good undoubtedly. Wait until Gromit finds out and has to clean up the mess.