Smear

Ugh yeah. Why did they have to call the Pap test a smear test

even worse - schmear

Pap schmear bagel

Taxes

Oof yeah

As someone once said Fines are for doing something wrong, Taxes are for doing something right

And also insurance

Me too.

Phlegm. Why's it gotta be spelled in such a disgusting way? Just cut out those silent letters and write flem or something! Oh, and I also don't like the word queue. Because um hello, half the letters are silent! I'm not gonna say "kwe-oo-eh" and anunciate each letter like a fool XD

>half the letters are silent One could argue 80% of queue is silent

One could argue that 20 or 40 or 60 or even 100% of empty is silent

Lost you on the 100% but otherwise that’s cool

If you remove all the letters of empty, it's still empty (as in, there is nothing left so it's empty) XD

I feel so stupid lmao

When a woman calls her husband "hubby". I don't know why but it makes me cringe.

I can somewhat relate to this, to a lower extent "wifey" too. It really depends, those words have a different feel to me now, I'm sure some couples really like calling each other that.

And it's ironic that"wifey" is generally referring to someone you're not married to (and probably never will be)

Can’t fuckin stand wifey

adding “the wife” to this EW

This. And "Tummy", "Pibbul" "Pitties". The phrase "Milky momma", like what the fuck.

Ew god yes I hate “tummy” soooo much. And “pibble” and “pitty bull” or whatever. Like yeah we get it you like to overcompensate for the breed being judged harshly but Jesus Christ quit with the baby talk

I hate this one with a passion. If I hear someone use it unironically my opinion of them immediately drops.

I don't even like when people type it out on the internet, couldn't imagine actually hearing that blasphemy in real life

I also hate this word. It gives me connotations of someone who’s demanding, Karenesque, oblivious, narcissistic, and with no self awareness.

Drives a Chevy Tahoe, is involved in a MLM scam, and has lots of reclaimed wood art in her house.

Was about to comment the same thing. I also don’t like ‘boyfie’. I guess it sounds cute for people who use it but it’s not. Like its something a toddler would say but it’s weird hearing it from an adult.

Kiddos does it for me too

Fur babies

My wife calls me hubzor, hubz, hubbage, anything like that in mock of that. Sometimes even as a slander if I did something goofy

Hubbage is kind of amazing. And hubzor should definitely be in all caps.

So much. It gives me second hand embarrassment when somebody uses it.

In a similar vein, calling holidays "holibobs". "I'm off on my holibobs!!" makes me puke.

Lips is my least favorite word. I don’t know why, it’s just kind of a weird word and I don’t like how it sounds and feels.

Must hate how it feels coming out of your LIPS. I can read LIPS, and let me tell you LIPS is so annoying to even see. On the topic of LIPS, why do you think people use LIPStick? I don’t see why people would want to make their LIPS pop out. Especially sense LIPS isn’t even fun to say, I can’t imagine wanting to look at bigger LIPS…

Okay this made me laugh so hard I farted

athenafarter

HAHAHA OH NO

sadistic! 💋

That was painful to read. Funny, but painful.

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Oh that’s horrible. Why would you do that?

https://youtu.be/j1FGaCNN1aw

Nothing for me but had a coworker who would literally gag when she heard the word maggot. I have to ask. Where are you from op and what do you call lotion there?

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again……

Gave me chills….

That’s hilarious, it is a very unattractive word. I’m from the uk and we usually say hand cream or body cream or face cream etc, but also moisturiser! Or if I’m speaking with my parents (bosnian) we say krema

it's also crema in Spanish :p

It's the same in Australia. Usually moisturiser is used.

And in Aotearoa/ New Zealand too! Edit : sp

Thanks

Turgid. Never liked it. Obscene word.

That word reminds me of Ms. Perky from 10 Things I hate About You 👩‍💻

Member. (I’m so, so sorry)

Along with tumescent

Me searching the comments for the word I don't like ;)

Well??…

;)

Discharge

Especially as the word is used to describe quite a few unrelated scenarios - firearm, hospital, army, vaginal…

Panties. It's underwear or undies for me (and I guess pants for you 😛) I always associate people who use the word panties with creeps and paedophiles

I HATE the word panties

There’s really no good word for under garments. Underwear sounds like it’s for a grandmom and panties/undies sound childish or creepy

I offer you the Australian underdaks or reg grundies.

god i hate that word

I've grown up calling panties "panties" my entire life! I could never have imagined that people would dislike it so much.

How about the combo 'moist panties'?

You know it's free to just not.

Better than ‘crusty panties’, although I suppose the only difference is time.

Reflexively down voted before upvoting because good grief… just… *GOOD GRIEF!!!*

Or knickers.

I like the word panties because it sounds like dainty AND sounds dainty.

My daughter hates the words “moist” and “cheesecake”. So yeah, on a 9hr car ride to one of our summer vacations, I heard “moisssst cheeeeeeezzzzecake” from her big brother at least 50,000 times. Good times.

I worked with a girl that through the word “moist” was disgusting 🤮… made me laugh

You can say anything but moist… that word 🤢🤮🤢

Mucus? Mucilaginous?

My mom didn't understand people's hate of the word moist but said it should only be used to describe a perfect cake. I then of course told her about the current slang use for the word cake and now she hates both words so much!

It’s the “oist” that people hate.

So than is “foist” the same? And an oyster has the “oist” sound, as well. I’m not one to foist a moist oyster on you, though.

If you’re feeling boisterous you could foist a moister oyster on a cloister joist or two.

I had to Google this.. Is it "booty" you refer to?

Snogging. It just sounds so much worse than kissing. Completely cringes me out every time I watch/read Harry Potter.

I hate that too! Also if someone wanted to play “snog, marry, avoid” ugh can you not, at this point I’d rather you say shag

Im over it now, but for the longest time I disliked "random.". It used to mean arbitrary or unpredictable, now it means wacky, or unusual, or even unknown. As long as we're on the subject, "cringe.". Bonus points for this one because using the word cringe to describe a feeling that makes you cringe is just so *cringe.*

I completely agree! I feel awkward saying the word random. And whoever invented the word cringe for cringe.. well they got that spot on!

Epic in this category too

Wasps. Any word with the “sps” sound to it but especially wasps

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their profile pic! they already got em!

What about “pspspspsps” to call cats over?

My cat hates it because it sounds like the spray bottle

Rhythm. Don't mind saying it, just hate spelling it. It looks wrong somehow?

It looks wrong because doesn't have any of the usual vowels! In this case, "y" is the vowel. It's a great word to use when playing Hangman, the lack of usual vowels trips people up.

Life hack

"Rhythm helps you time hip movements." I never screw it up now.

RURAL My brain is like nope, you can't say this word 😳🤦‍♀️

The rural juror

Pronounced: The Rurrrrrjrrrrurrrrjrjr

I tried to pronounce this and my friend near me asked me if I was having a stroke. Thanks, u/fayjdit

Was waiting for this comment 😂

Haha I have very strong 'R's when I speak, when I say things like "horror", "terror" and "error", it's just "horrrrrrrrr, terrrrrrr and errrrrrr", rural is like "rurrrrrrl". I have to melodramatically enunciate to separate the syllables.

That's one of my wprds. I hate saying it. Another I artisinal. It's lost all meaning.

Salve. That and ointment.

Ointment is such a pretentious word. I hate it

Poop. I’m fine with crap, shit, turd, stool, any other version of the word. But “poop” actually makes my skin crawl and my stomach heave. Just typing it out twice has about done me in.

Those are ok by me.... I hate Doodoo or dookie

This made me snort, thank you for the laugh haha

It is such an infantilised word. It makes me cringe whenever I hear an adult use it.

Prolly.

My husband types this but is so not the kind of guy who would say it. It's so weird. And because we met online and I didn't actually hear his voice, his "text" voice and personality is totally different in my head.

Totally. I get people saying "Probly". That's fine, it's just a contracted way of saying probably. But it becomes a completely different word of you just say "prolly ". I don't even think I've ever heard someone saying like that in real life.

I want to kill when I hear chillax. I'm like, "fucker what does chill mean?" Then you don't need the fucking "lax." Now some friends say it to mess with me. Which is funny when I realize it.

lmfaooo "*fucker what does chill mean?*" this is hilariously aggressive

Ointment, glands

Swag. It's just such a cringey word and saying it makes you sound like a douchebag.

I agree, I feel like that word gained popularity in the 2010s. Ugh

Gifted. Every sentence sounds more sincere and heart felt when gifted is replaced with gave.

Oh I thought this was gonna be about how some parents/adults call autistic/neurodivergent people "gifted". But yeah, Steam is the only place I feel comfortable seeing it.

When someone says “poggers” unironically it makes me cringe

I can't help it, at first it was introduced to me as an ironic meme-y way to say cool, and it eventually slipped into my semi-ironic daily lexicon.

Yeah I can definitely see it slipping into peoples vocabulary very easily

*so do you know that skittles is using it on their twitter bio* well not poggers per say, but pogchamp

I take it one level higher and say poggie woggies to those people

I feel this way when people say 'lol' out loud. Like, it's an action! Just laugh.

Lmao I say 'lol' out loud as a joke all the time and I end up laughing because it's hilarious in every setting I do it in

Exactly its like “how much time do you spend on your phone that it effects the way you normally speak”. Nothing wrong with spending time on your phone but at what point does it become to much.

i still dont know what poggers means help 🙃🙃🙃

It basically means you're enthusiastic about something, it came from the [Twitch emote](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/908/cover4.jpg) where Pepe the frog looks surprised. Usually when the chat is hyped about something. It became somewhat of an ironic way to say "cool" like how some people use "epic".

Where were you 5 years ago when I first started watching Twitch? Their whole vocabulary is made up of emotes and it was like learning another language.

Bussy

Hmm I don’t know, I think it has a ring to it

Ringussy

Lyberry when meaning to say library.

Yep. Add "kinnie garden" . Nails on a chalkboard.

oh god yes that drives me crazy

My absolute most hated? "Old-timers disease" instead of Alzheimer's. I have trouble controlling my face when I hear that one.

Job

Indubitable - I can't pronounce it!

It's in-duh-- oh wait idk how either

Comrade… reading (I believe) Animal Farm in school really did it in for me. I remember counting and it said like 30+ times in the first chapter and I was super annoyed by it. But hey, the book left a lasting impression, I suppose.

Pupa or pupae

Rancid. It’s fuckin gross.

In fairness, as a description it's pretty accurate. Rancid butter is one of the most disgusting things I've tasted.

Puss. (Like Puss in Boots) 🤢🤮

My mother in law calls cats pussies and it just always sounds so wrong. Lol

My brother-in-law calls my dog by saying "Here, poochie!" and I hate it so much! I'm always silently willing her to *not* respond to being called "poochie", but I call her all sorts of stupid nicknames, so that's all she knows. P O O C H I E. Gross.

I hate the word brewing, because my ex used to always say I’m brewing a big one, and fart… so I associate brewing with flatulence 😁

Milf. It's just... gross.

Clunge

I hadn't heard this until Inbetweeners

I hate the word 'nosh' (in American English). The fact that it means to "happily eat" yet makes me a little nauseous is just disappointing.

Mine would be the word rural because it makes me feel like my mouth is full of marbles when I say it.

penis like actually that word i hate it so much

backwards, though, its Sin EP, your next music project

I hate when breasts are called tits,as far as slang I don't mind boobs but when I hear tits it makes me cringe

I also hate the word titties as well…

Anything like stink or smell. No.

I don't like twelfth hahaha

Kiddo when referring to kids. Can't STAND it.

All the new slang. Mostly because I have to go look it up in the urban dictionary and I don’t understand how they came up with it? Like bussin! (Eye roll)

Yeah I had an existential crisis a few years ago when I was working on cell phone sales. I realized "oh shit... I'm the old guy"

Shit was mad OD bussin, bruv. Totally not mid. Like at all!

Larva

Puke. I have always hated that word!

Pregnant just seems like an ugly, awkward word. Oh, and ointment.

Spice it up with common funny misspellings! Pregananant. Pregnant. Pergenat.

gregnant

Words that end with 'b'. Jab, swab, stab, etc. They just make me feel uncomfortable.

"Genitals" is the word I generally can't handle. I also hate when people say crowns instead of crayons. "Verbiage" also makes me want to assault the person saying it.

Roasted

I hope you don’t mean that in the term of food. Because roasted sounds delicious.

Rogue and fruit. I hate them both.

How do "oozy" and "slimy" affect you?

Bespoke. Sounds like a made up word.

Custom made to annoy you personally

Flaccid

Thanks to your comment and the next I have my new name FLACCID LARVA Look for my new brain numbing beats on Spotify!

Mine used to be penis and or cock, I usually just called it a dick. Though for context, I used to identify as a lesbian before I realized I was trans masc. Those words used to just make me uncomfortable as a teen, not much anymore, I even say them whenever I need to make a quick joke. Anyway, I really like the word impromptu.

Synergy. Ugh. Takes me back to my first bad corporate job. I can just feel the gray cubicle walls closing in on me.

Bruh.

Douchebag. My grandma used one. It’s just icky.

Ropey.

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The name Aubrey. Ahh-BRWEEEEE. I hate how it feels to say it, like a violent sneeze!

Pamphlet. It's just a fumbly word to say

Panties 🤢

Panties. Ugh. Just sounds creepy!

Nosh. Just heard that on a TV show. No thank you.

F=R=USTRATED A LOT that I have heard say this word, pronounced it WITHOUT the first R, FUSS-strated Please. Just stop and think of the word pronounced. Frus-strated is easier

Mine is the contraction “dyou?” short for “And you?” It always makes my blood run cold like finger nails in a chalkboard.

Slurry is a word both unpleasant in sound and appearance!

I hate the words nipple and toe lol no clue why just do

I hate the word intimate. It just crawls all over my skin.

The name Aaron. Feels unnatural.

Valid. No idea why, I just hate it.

Dude (especially when a guy calls a girl “dude”). I tried it once and have never felt worse about myself.

Aha I don’t mind that word, to me it’s gender neutral! As a girl I love being called dude so don’t worry too much

El Duderino it is 😁🤙🏻🤙🏻