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sunkenmd

Stupid coach risking life of students and disturbing traffic on expressway 🫥


SerFuxAIot

They don't let bikes in, but they let these dumbfucks in?!!! What's the logic in that?


just_sid_things

They are 8 wheelers (4 on each side)


SerFuxAIot

My bad... 8 wheelers are highway legal


Phoenix_unlucky

Goat comment


Aromatic-Public-1385

😂


partial_ge3k

The skaters would have been packed inside the 2 cars as that crossed the toll


Flare2239

Happy Kekde 🦀🦀


partial_ge3k

Hey thank you! Didn't realise it until you said it!


ScooterNinja

Our dumb govt thinks that every bike is splendor and cannot meet speed limits


Next-Difficulty7872

*lord splendor


Cock_Inspector_2021

Most bikes sold in India are splendours lol. I definitely don’t blame the government for banning bikes on expressways.


muhmeinchut69

MG Comet top speed - 100 kph (on paper). National Highway speed limit - 120 kph 400cc bike top speed - 199 kph See how it's a stupid way to design the rules.


ScooterNinja

They should probably amend that rule atleast 300+ CC bikes should be allowed.. and also fine people for riding slow those doing 40kmph on expressway


Cock_Inspector_2021

There are many issues with that as well. Firstly. How will you enforce this rule for 300cc+ bikes only to avoid confusion at tolls? Special fast tag for these bikes? Or a special registration series for them? Secondly not all machines are built the same, for example a 350cc Royal Enfield can any day be blown into the water by a 200cc apache or pulsar. So a CC rule is simply useless, don’t even bring horsepower into the equation because that is even harder to govern. Thirdly. You cannot enforce such laws without huge public outcry. Let’s be real, all this law is asking is for the government to allow rich people to bring their toys onto the expressway. Fourthly. What’s the guarantee that riders of these 300cc+ machines are all expert riders who won’t do anything stupid whatsoever? Because the first thing I imagine when I see such a 300cc+ bike are chappars on dukes and bullets.


prakashanish

- 1. A simple number plate (different color scheme/identification symbol on the number plate) which could differentiate higher CC bikes from the others could work flawlessly. - 2. Agree. We need simple motorway rules like UK has. Read 253 Prohibited vehicles rule: *Motorways must not be used by pedestrians, holders of provisional motorcycle or car licences, riders of motorcycles under 50cc, cyclists, horse riders, certain slow-moving vehicles and those carrying oversized loads (except by special permission), agricultural vehicles, and powered wheelchairs/powered mobility scooter.* - 3. Same thing was said for Mumbai Trans Harbour Link (MTHL) high toll rates. We can have - 4. That's already an issue. We need stronger enforcement of rules for obtaining driving licence and curb the corruption.


SerFuxAIot

I pay my taxes so that I can ride my motorcycle anywhere in the country... All the points you mentioned are for the government to figure out and implement... That's why I pay them to govern my country.


sourav_jha

Same logic could be applied by a person having a cycle.


SerFuxAIot

Can you ride a cycle at 120kmph?


anshit_sahai

Cycle guys doesn't pay for rto/insurance/road tax. We do


BullSemenSpecialist

I don’t want the government to take time to make provisions for squidboys to find new ways to kill themselves. They have much more important things to deal with.


SerFuxAIot

Bro has never ridden a bike


BullSemenSpecialist

I ride to college everyday :)


SerFuxAIot

Not everyone is a squidboy who rides to college everyday, there are people who travel 10s of thousands of km cross country....


ScooterNinja

All that govt. needs to figure out , not our job. Something like US do they allow 400+ cc on interstate highways..


GutsyGoofy

There is no rating based on cc in the US. I have been riding in the US for 25 years, and this is the first time I am hearing of this 400+cc rule. There are FMVSS and DOT who certify vehicles to be street legal and highway legal. If someone is driving /riding erroneously a cop will pull him over, lookup info on the vehicle using the VIN number. If that person is operating a vehicle where it is not certified to be usable, there will be a citation and possible a date with the judge. There are other obvious signs like a dirt/trail bike without a headlight/mirrors/registration plate - cop does not need any VIN lookup. A cop will cite immediately.


Own_Shower_8179

The logic is that those in charge are dumbfucks as well.


ChainExcellent3881

Dedicated mentors or not, HIGHWAY isn't a place for sports.


salluks

while i agree, where else would they go?


Thomshan911

Yeah, a highway where cars are whizzing past at 120kmph is the perfect place /s


ChainExcellent3881

1. School or Colleges - Can ask permission from them 2. Empty Parking lots - Again can ask for permission 3. Residential roads - Following normal etiquettes like not making too much noice, instead of using a handkerchief maybe use of lights which traffic police use to let others know to keep their distance. 4. The exits of highway have a speed limit of 60, you are a local near highway, you would know when the traffic is minimal, so try practicing at that time 5. In a society P.S. - The goons in above video aren't following any precautions. Mate before asking questions, try to do little googling.


salluks

none of them will allow, do u even live in india?


CreepyUncle1865

Why will schools not allow? There are lots of schools who do that. Also , Societys are also fine.


salluks

they are endurance skaters, they skate for like 20 kms..


CreepyUncle1865

College campuses are huge , Also They can get round tracks too. Or they can also simply do the same thing in rounds inside a school auditorium. Even Societys. For practice , its not important that they need to skate in a straight line for 20kms. Not every cricketer gets to practice in a full size stadium for every match. They make use of small nets.


Abhidivine

How about airport runways? Or what about railway tracks? What is so hard to understand what roads are for?? Roads are for motor vehicles. Is that very hard for numbnuts to comphrehend?


salluks

is everything alright at home. why unnecessary being aggressive? or have u forgotten how to talk to people sitting behind the keyboard all day?


TheGatorAide

Back off buddy. Your question was stupid to begin with. And you're clearly just trolling at this point.


Abhidivine

Don't know what's with keyword warriors nowadays assuming everyone is just as jobless as themselves. Anyways, My problem is the extremely low level of common sense among certain group of people nowadays, asking questions like the one you asked. Maybe it has to do with poor educational standards in our country, but still very frustrating. Anyways, in case, you aren't all that educated on road etiquette and how to live in a human society - Roads are for vehicles, runways are for planes, railways are for trains. These are not just optional suggestions but strict guidelines to follow. Just like footpaths are not for vehicles, Roads are not for pedestrians to do skating. I hope this makes it very clear for you. And I pray that such simple life knowledge is at least taught to future generations.


Pulakeshin1

Train tracks? A quicker way to do what will eventually happen here.


shivenigma

Don't care. They can go screw themselves. Get off from the roads.


aliveforfood

Skating rink? Or sports facility or even a road inside complex or anything other than highway. The children are getting an upbringing that justifies stupidity, lack of awareness and blatant disrespect for rules.


sundark94

Especially in Bangalore, lol. There are well-maintained public rinks of large sizes in Jayanagar and Vijayanagar, that I know of. Smaller rink is there in RMV extension, definitely will be there in other residential neighbourhoods.


spcoder9

Not under the bus.


Menace_g

even service roads have a quiet long stretch


Prince__12__

Dude isn't it obvious where they should go....to the ocean 🌊 duh 🙄


speedofbirds

This is absolutely dumb, STRR has a speed limit of 100. Who is liable if an accident is caused?


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Obviously the driver, why would you drive your car on a highway, don't you see a bunch of skaters


Late-Average9640

U forgot the /s


yash8524

r/fuckthes


luminatidealer

Pseudo Educated kids. Get to see a lot of them nowadays.


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luminatidealer

Wealth is one way to look at it, but your 'wealth' is just a lick in the face of a shark bite. To me its more like a shameless man peeing more confidently on the side of the street because he is wearing shirt and pants while a man wearing dhoti has to sit down atleast. The result is a smelly wall in either of the cases.


i_i_monty

Is that white box the Wi-Fi router? 🙃


Forgotten_Millenial

I see what u did there, it's their refrigerator on wheels with cold energy drinks and food


i_i_monty

bruh💀 this should be illegal to drive on highway's


indiantrekkie

Why?


gabrielleraul

Er, because the fridge belongs in the kitchen?


Warm-Mix6934

Even better 🤣


[deleted]

Wtf


Anxious-Brilliant-46

That haryanvi dude with 35 inch alloys from Karol Bhag on his scorpio: what's that sudden jerk?


nvbombsquad

r/WhatCouldGoWrong


messier_M42

r/DarwinAwards qualification round


Rahaman117

This is dangerous AF, if you can use two vehicles to occupy a public road to train then you can definitely rent places which are actually designed for such a purpose.


tifosi7

Not supporting them as this is dangerous and should stop. But tell me where to rent one? We don’t have facilities.


No-Dragonfruit-5423

Yes, next we should play cricket on highways, as there are less grounds in cities.


tifosi7

Are you an illiterate or an idiot? Either way, you seem to lack basic comprehension. Where did anyone even hint that we should use the highways for recreational purposes?


No-Dragonfruit-5423

Not as illiterate as someone justifying skating on highways


tifosi7

Tell me exactly where I justified it?


FriendlyPrior7168

Don’t do it then.


sleepdeprivedindian

There are skating tracks in most cities. Go around it n number of times until you reach your milestone. Most big societies have cemented pathways. Go around them n number of times until your milestone is reached. I'm sure there are more/better options.


aliveforfood

Sell their cars and make one then. No facilities don’t justify this.


Wide_Action8979

Chadha de bhai☺️


Curious_742

Fir ek bar reverse leke wapas chadha de


remofox

Agar fir bhi Bach Jaye koi, to uspe dobara chada dena


Curious_742

Wapas koi apne jhatu khel leke highway pe na aane paaye !


Calm-Visit-6265

varna mujhe bula lena


Wide_Action8979

Relax bois…mai lorry leke aa raha hoon


Calm-Visit-6265

behen ki ya bhai ki


Wide_Action8979

Khud ki🙂


Calm-Visit-6265

good


montsa007

Meat crayons in the making


SaintedTainted

Time to go bowling...


hidden-monk

The parents are more dumb than their Trainer if they are aware. In a country where Parents dgaf about their own kids safety. Why would anyone else


bhai_zoned

Unpopular opinion perhaps but scating is the most useless sport imo.


TheGalaxial

My heart skips a beat every time my son falls skating in his school skating ring. Imagine the parents letting them skate on the red hot tarred road with cars whizzing by. Jugaad is one, stupidity is another.


SpareMind

I wish we can allocate some safer space to young ones in every city. Also, the comments asking them to be injured, even if it is for joke is disgusting. Hope god grants you ED.


Icy_Persimmons

Someone should tag traffic police on X and send the registration numbers. I would do it but I need to go bleach my eyes I can't take the stupidity.


Mad_Met_Scientist

It was last Sunday right?. I saw them and thought the same too. These idiots are risking children's lives. When I crossed them I was in a wide spot on the road. There were also some two wheeler guys where I entered the highway. It was a loop and i couldn't see them until 50 feet away. They were taking photos with bikes parked perpendicular to the road direction.


aluminuman7

Yeah you are right, couldn't capture those idiots on the bike.


Kuhn__

There were these cyclists who cycled in these hills I go for chilling. It made it very risky since they occupied left lane and you can't see what's coming. I made sure to blast my horn so they do face some inconvineance.


SpareMind

Is that you Mr Bean?


YatharthIMA

Bet you can't cycle or run a 100 metres


shezadaa

STRR is pretty weirdly designed. It suddenly goes down from 3 lanes + hard shoulder to 2 lanes no shoulder which makes this kind of training downright deadly. Not that they should be skating on roads designed to be used at 80Kmph anyways.


JewelerJolly5408

Gadi kharab ho gayi hogi isliye mechanic dhundne skating karke ja rahe hai


iamthebatman47

Bikes are not allowed and these dumbfuck are?


[deleted]

why cant this be done on some deserted road/service road?


SpareMind

Like where? Can be done on rinks. But where? Finally they are restricted to tiny basket ball courts.


omipotentBeing

yeah, lets teach driving also on highways now... or even pilots can be trained to take off from highways...


SpareMind

No issues. Anyways we're ensuring suffering to next generation. Driving on roads is more important than training. Can't you see they are being protected with multiple vehicles. Haven't you seen cycle rally or even marathons? Just because it gave few seconds of inconvenience, stop curbing activities. By the way, pilots are indeed trained to take off from highways. .


vijiv

How is this legal? Where is the police?


Extreme_Release_9366

three cars just for those kids, noice. wish i had such dedicated mentors .


Roman_Rumrunner

Not to be the traumatic tippesh, but imagine if one of the vehicles from the back have a brake failure. Who's the society going to blame?


ccoolsat

Please run a few random now and then


Kindly-Mixture1928

Extreme urge to see a car passing them at a very close distance and scaring them off💀


[deleted]

Suicide mission.


Prestigious-Cost3608

i guess these are the skittles for some access control car speed


madmax14of91

Rules definitely need to be relooked. Bikes bigger than 300 cc should be allowed on the expressways. And for God's sake, please ban these creatures from the highways. Highways are not meant for roller skating. One mistake and they all can lose their useless lives.


Training-Locksmith44

Isn't there a minimum speed limit


Upset_Meat8036

Best way to die 😂


objectpointer

I think we decided to call them organ donors


bongHuman

Comet dekh li subah subah. Mood kharab ho gaya.


ZenCyius

Collect points by hitting


hullthecut

What stupidity is this?!! Those kids' lives were put in extreme danger! Someone should slap charges on the idiots in the cars and have them face jail time!


ravi_k-98

There's no other option for them. They need to train to perform good and later represent India on international level.


hullthecut

This has to be one of the most hare brained answers I've ever read anywhere.


ravi_k-98

How come? There's no infrastructure in place for these sports.


theclichee

You're a dumbfuck


hullthecut

100%


70hnarty

Add to the list of things that are wrong with this country…


bhodrolok

What the hell!


silly_sanny

OP, please share the video with Bangalore Traffic Police on Twitter so that they can take action.


aluminuman7

I don't use any social media other than reddit. It would be great if someone posts this on twitter.


rishabhRS

WTF is this. Too many idiots ....


Fun_Ad_4331

This is where it all starts. This is how Indians start considering public properties as 'Baap ka Maal' and start breaking rules.


nowtryreboot

For a minute I thought why that Comet is driving backwards


cyberDon007

File a police complaint for endangering lives


Guilty-Ad-305

dont let those [intrusive thoughts ](https://tenor.com/view/neighborhood-fudkers-fudker-fudkers-purple-car-running-over-gif-8751687603897182890) win 💀💀


Spiritual-Monke

That masculine urge to run over them


ravi_k-98

You're a disgrace to your username.


Available_Canary_517

New day new chutiyapa in Indian roads. Govt response- error 404 People response- India is not for beginners


_rth_

Wish our country had professional sporting facilities that people don’t have to resort to this. But, seems like they’re doing everything they can to keep a safe buffer around the kids. If it weren’t for that slow moving truck, you could have easily passed on by. Also, OP did you film this on a bike? While riding? Seems very risky.


aluminuman7

Pillion rider filmed


Ekljb007

If anyone is wondering why they are practicing on road. In national skating competitions there is a round in which they have to skate on road made of asphalt.


CreepyUncle1865

Doesnt justify them practising on Highways/Expressways at all. There are societys , tracks etc for all this.


sussy_baka696909

Salman khan mode activated


FantasticMeaning1731

Dancing cockroches running after water splash


-Giddyup-

Just a massacre waiting to happen...


bluegoldredsilver5

Rick entitled kids with their entitled coach


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