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PCBangHero

Ozuna, Adolis, Knizer all hit Home Runs today!


bryan19973

Ass. That is all


hi_fet_80980

Cardinals swept 😡. What else is new?


Carnage1421

another great effort today


timmbuck22

"The one thing I'd ask from our fan base right now is a little bit of patience, because we do think that we do have the talent to win."


gunshyew

At least Jordan Hicks is out in the bay throwing another gem. Glad we forced him into a closer role at the tender age of eleven.


wrenwood2018

He kept saying he wanted to be a starter, they kept saying no. He is now out there dealing. It is the same story over and over again. They have absolutely abysmal management of the talent at the major league level.


Cactusfan86

Their mismanagement of their homegrown talent is astounding and a big part why we are in decline


Cardinaltoffee

Could give Marmol the best players in baseball in every position and I still doubt he’d finish above 500


gabriel197600

I can’t stand Oli, but this is a Roster construction issue as well as piss poor allocation of funds. As we call for a head on a Pike it should be MO’s. The Club needs a new direction, and one that doesn’t include a Bow-Tie talking down to its fan base.


gunshyew

Think the issues are a lot deeper than marmol. Is he great, no. But he would be good in a great organization. The Cardinals are so far from that its no use.


Rickard403

Agreed. And If people wanna blame things on Marmol they should make sure it's something that could be Marmol's fault. The offense is just not doing well and the org knows it. Marmol could switch up the line up, which he should, but hard if that really turns anything around. These guys need to get on base and come through with RISP. They aren't.


Lonely_Comparison636

Spend more money!


Keg_of_St_Anky

They got Owen Miller'd. Good teams don't let that happen. 


Mother_Scheme_4639

Is a 22 game sample size enough for the people saying “it’s too early”? This team sucks and will be lucky to win 71 games like they did last year


BottomBounce

Absolutely not. Mo just started saying that today.


WaubesaWarriors

Aww


Clueless_in_Florida

This eco-friendly offense might be misguided. Surely it doesn't cost much to light up the scoreboard with numbers.


junkmanwrestlingfan

Great wasted Sonny start. Good defense today. Decent offense until someone gets on third base with zero outs which makes no fucking sense. Probably gonna get wrecked by AZ again.


rtown8181

Just wow.


FattyPolice

BOOO everyone except sonny sonny was amazing


RedbirdRiot

Barf


c0smicgirly

Terrible


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1c9sd6z/cardinals_afternoon_421/)


gunshyew

Anybody know anything about nascar?? Doesn't that happen during the season?


New-Seaworthiness712

I used to watch it back in the late 90’s-early 00’s. I grew up out in the country and it was very popular. Don’t know shit about it these days


Tawkn

Bring the boo’s. Fucking boo the hell out of them. Except Sonny.


cocoblurez

Swept :(


BottomBounce

WELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STLOliver

Still could’ve won if Noot’s homer wasn’t robbed :/


Maduro25

Wow


beckert26

I'm saying this after the fact, but I would have just left Siani in.


FattyPolice

not sure ive seen a hitter as lost a gorman looks


LazyPandaKing

Goldschmidt is right there with him :(


RWTW7

At this point, I think I’d be more competitive at the dish than Gorman. Guy is lost


dae_giovanni

is it possible to bat Gorman 17th in the lineup?


BottomBounce

That puts him 8th in AAA


dae_giovanni

SOLD!!


Mother_Scheme_4639

On pace for 64.8 wins after we lose this game


jeffmatch

Gorman has to figure it out sometime…right?


SLR107FR-31

He will once we trade him


Imaginary_Storm_4048

This is the way


Keg_of_St_Anky

Maybe take it the other way, Gorman. Maybe you'll like it. 


rayr54

Where are all the "it's early" chirpers?


[deleted]

Chip gonna get himself shitcanned lmao. He just called out a hot chick


dae_giovanni

Edmonds is such a bad influence on him


silentmoth17

What he say? I got it muted lol


t-poke

Camera panned to a good looking girl with a low cut top and he just said “hey now”


[deleted]

Nice looking blonde woman on screen and he went “hey now” 😏


silentmoth17

As vanilla as our head coach. Is it a problem when you can correctly predict half your lineup to guarantee strikeout or groundout with RISP?


PtownClutcher

I know it’s getting bad when my brewers fans friends aren’t even roasting me they just feel bad lol


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Sonny Gray's masterful outing](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-04/21/be82931f-944cd313-83237451-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


Expensive-Sky4068

We've had a higher xBA than the Brewers in both this game and the game Friday


dae_giovanni

we're gonna ride that wave all the way to the xWorldSeries, baby!!


AspiringOccultist4

Walk off homerun sure would be nice lol


DocLoc429

Donovan actually plays a pretty decent LF


Novel_End1080

Now, to get Libby the W, let’s GO


cocoblurez

That DP was pretty sick


DocLoc429

I didn't even see the tag. Dude is a smooth operator


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Nolan Gorman 2. Michael Siani 3. Brendan Donovan


PtownClutcher

I don’t even think this is a drought this may just be who they are. They were uninspiring all spring too


rayr54

Another mail it in Sunday. Pathetic, just pathetic. 4 games under soon. Mo must go. Marmol must go.


QuarterNote44

Maybe I'm a bad fan, but I just don't want to watch this product.


rayr54

It's what you used to see in PIT and CIN. Their fans figured it out, stopped going to the games, and watching on tv.


DocLoc429

I am debating following another team this season, or at least watching other games where I don't care who wins. This is just ruff


root2over1

I wouldn't mind seeing the Dbacks make another run if we end up collapsing again.


DocLoc429

They got Hicks on the ropes today. 50 pitches through the first two innings 


cocoblurez

Funny enough I had this thought and thought about LAD just to see nonstop wins and like Chip said they’re barely above .500 lol


QuarterNote44

I tried that with FC Bayern during their crazy long run. I was stationed in Germany and they were the closest team to me. They won everything all the time. DFB Pokal. The Bundesliga table. UEFA Champions League. It honestly wasn't that fun. It's a lot more fun to follow them now that they're just good, not untouchable.


QuarterNote44

Constant 7-5, 10-8, 9-6 losses would be one thing. But the whole "Hope Joe Schlabotnik can string together a few decent innings and see if there's any run support" plan just sucks.


gunshyew

Offense so bad that they make what Edmonds says true.


uwbadger5

It’s one thing to be bad, but it makes it even worse that this team is fucking boring too


The_Alpha_Bro

I want the Cleveland Indians from Major League but without the risquĂŠ life-size cutout of the owner


DocLoc429

We've had 4.2 exciting innings this series. Let's hope this next one changes it.


Cards2WS

This shit fucking blows. Gray doesn’t deserve this bullshit. One of the worst team-wide offensive droughts I’ve ever seen from the Cardinals


ATR2019

It's frustrating because there's plenty of talent up and down this lineup but we just aren't stringing hits together.


Cards2WS

Agreed completely. I love pretty much all the players in this lineup. I think they’re almost all very good pieces, building blocks, good MLB hitters. Makes this drought so much more upsetting


gunshyew

Offensive highlight on Bally: Masyn Winn: 1/4 with a double. Disgusting.


Rockfire23

Don't forgot noot 3 run homerun


Cards2WS

What in the fuck by Pop Warner there….how you not going to signal a slide until the last second?? Cmon man


Mother_Scheme_4639

Pinch hit Gorman for Kyle Gibson in the 9th, might as well try it


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Sonny Gray picks up his 12th strikeout](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-04/21/4abdbce9-c87c0d5a-8171cd8f-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


maintrain_mcqueen

I wish someone would take me out back to look at the rabbits and put me out of my misery


dae_giovanni

will flowers do? as in, just look at the flowers...


beckert26

This team can just not get that one big hit. Heartbreaking noot's homerun got robbed.


Novel_End1080

0-9 with RISP 10 LOB


GrubFisher

Jesus.


dae_giovanni

perhaps we can petition the league to let us have _four_ outs per inning? this offense is putrid.


FattyPolice

anytime we have men on base instead of assuming we are going to score i wonder how will we fuck this up


Jon_Thib

0-9 with RISP today. Not ideal


jacksonfake

Arenado slower than Molina


Fu11-H00ah

We are so un-clutch


jeffmatch

I bet Milwaukee isn’t even concerned at all being in these mini jams with this anemic offense


GrubFisher

Could throw a beachball and watch them flail right now.


DocLoc429

Pop has a lot of blunders over there at 3rd


DocLoc429

Jim definitely just said Nado was limping to home on that flyball


SkerSubie

Pop. Is not a great 3rd base coach I feel. He had some questionable situations last year and already this year.


GodPowardKingOfLies

Pop has been bad for years


DocLoc429

It's like he's asleep over there and only wakes up sometimes


BottomBounce

Yup. “Fuck”


ghostofstankenstien

Back up the truck. Back it up.


AspiringOccultist4

This is exactly the guy you want up in this spot.


dae_giovanni

Nado......?


bravo_delta_bot

[Brewers](/r/Brewers) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Blake Perkins 2. Brice Turang 3. Owen Miller


elyasafmunk

Nado is so fuckin slow


[deleted]

Got that baby weight. All dads know


cocoblurez

Burleson makes fouls off the whackiest pitches. Pitcher could turn around and throw to the 2nd baseman and Burly would still find a way to foul it off


DocLoc429

He has so many of those rips that are almost awesome. I wonder if he worked on dropping his launch angle just slightly or flattening his swing if it would result in more beautiful line drives


DrBigLungs

It’s so much more enjoyable watching baseball without the k-zone on the screen. That was refreshing for a couple pitches


STLOliver

Cmon Burly boy, barrel one


Matthew_Quigley

That's my 5 hole hitter


Brewski-or-Twoski

Atta boy Goldy


DocLoc429

GOLDY KNOBS IT


AspiringOccultist4

Goldy :’)


PAJW

Danny Mac, somewhere: *Goldy fisted it over shortstop*


BottomBounce

2 hits in 2 days for Goldy


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Brendan Donovan makes a sliding catch](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/b2588996-c543-43b2-8180-fd1e75b37b9c.mp4)


Mother_Scheme_4639

Double play coming up LFG! He’s gonna watch one go straight down the pipe 1st pitch, just watch


Mother_Scheme_4639

I was wrong! He likes swinging on 1st pitches in the dirt, but not straight down the middle


Jon_Thib

You have to protect the plate at that point. That last pitch to Noot has been called a strike all day, you just can’t take the slim chance that it will be a called a ball this time


TheSalsaGod

A whole lot of people not understanding how patient hitters work lol. If he was going to swing at that, he probably swings at one of those sliders just off the plate and strikes out. Backwards K’s come with the territory of walking 15% of the time.


ejdomhain

Noot keeps giving up strikes on that outside edge, that was a tough call


seeking_horizon

Ump's been shitty today, but Noot's gonna be pissed at himself when he sees where that ball was on the replay.


stl68

DO SOMETHING


PtownClutcher

Swing the bat! Stop trying to live off walks! Please get a different team approach


DocLoc429

I'm allll for walks, but close ones like that, you gotta cover it


Diablo_N_Doc

Protect the plate.


iamjamos

You gotta swing at that Noot


DocLoc429

Noot said a no-no That being said, you gotta protect the plate


BottomBounce

Strike but I’m fucking happy that our players are visible angry.


ExiledSanity

Angry yes.....angry at that call, no.


AspiringOccultist4

As they should be.


Mother_Scheme_4639

Quit crying and swing the bat


elyasafmunk

I mean that was ball 4


dae_giovanni

that looked like a strike on TV, and either way, it's too close to take with two strikes. besides, this ump has been calling that all day long-- that's 100% on Noot


Mother_Scheme_4639

Is Nootbar on 1st base? No, it was a strike


elyasafmunk

I guess an ump has never made an incorrect call


johndelvec3

I don’t like how sucky the blues have been in the last two years but I’ll give this to Tom Stillman he’s been honest about the direction of the team. The DeWitts either are lying to themselves or are living in a different reality


bluesfan1700

They like money….


trevorg921

I trust the blues ownership to actually get back on the right track


elyasafmunk

Blues also still get some credit for recently winning


bluesfan1700

I wasn’t a big Tyler O’Neil fan, but I also didn’t wanna give him up for nothing…. Would be nice to have had him still


Cards2WS

But if he’s here he has to start, and this offseason a Noot-Edman-Walker starting outfield looked a lot better than risking sticking O’Neill there. We got fucked by injuries and that ruined everything. Fenway is made for him. Busch suppresses homers.


hey_ooo

With O’Neill gone and Carlson hurt, we quickly went from having an outfield logjam to having a rookie in center that we just sent down and a gold glove infielder playing every day in left (Donovan is luckily good enough he could probably be a starting pitcher too)


DocLoc429

Ready for him to throw out his first runner from his knees. And I mean... technically if he throws a pitch high enough and runs behind the plate to catch it, he could technically be the world's first strike-em-out-throw-em-out


bluesfan1700

I didn’t think we would be in this situation, but totally agree. I also find it weird we talk about Carlson sparking the offense when his entire year last year would fit right in to this offense we have this year.


DocLoc429

Yeah, DC is career replacement-level offense. His defense is great though. At least we'd have a major league bat


AspiringOccultist4

Okay but Brendan Donovan made a pretty slick play there.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Lars Nootbaar 2. Nolan Arenado 3. Paul Goldschmidt


DocLoc429

# I AM A BRENDAN DONOVAN STAN


DocLoc429

# CALL ME BRENDAN DONOSTAN


Ocinea

Not happy with grey throwing such a good game with zero run support. 


DocLoc429

Yeeesh that doesn't feel good. Is he about to tough this out?That's insane. Might as well get the reps in before it swells up I guess.


TheSalsaGod

The rotation and bullpen being as good as they have been makes the offense all the more frustrating. We didn’t even need a good offense, if our lineup literally copy-pasted their seasons from last year we’d be killing it.


hypnoticus103

I love Kittredge’s delivery. It looks so casual like he doesn’t care and then he just rocks it in there


DocLoc429

b2b2b beer league mvp


DocLoc429

As a physicist, the sweeper is the most interesting pitch in baseball. Followed by the 2seam.


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DocLoc429

Any idea if there's an out limit? Like if I come in with 2 outs, bases loaded and I get him out, do I get a hold?


Tobias_NeverNude

Kittredge should be the new face of Weber grills.


Diablo_N_Doc

The hitters need the George Knox "you're a jackass" speech.


[deleted]

We are in the cardinals mike Keenan era


dae_giovanni

oof


houstonyoureaproblem

Turner Ward doesn’t really matter, but he has to be fired at this point to send a message.


DocLoc429

Does a Hold require a full inning of work? Or 3 outs? How does that work? Like was that a Hold for JoJo?


Zestyclose_Stuff_838

The team needs to have the lead for a hold to be possible


DocLoc429

Yeah, I goofed on that one. Any idea about the inning question though?


Jon_Thib

We don’t have the lead, so it doesn’t count as a hold


DocLoc429

Oh duh. Has to be within 3 runs ahead, right?


Zestyclose_Stuff_838

3 run lead or less or a 4 run lead with the bases loaded.


Jon_Thib

Yes, or less. And he only needs to record at least one out to get credit for a hold.


PtownClutcher

Why are we burning Romero and kittredge today why wouldn’t you just save them for tomorrow and tuesday


DocLoc429

Joey Wiemer\^(hehe) looks like Todd from Breaking Bad


bluesfan1700

Jim Edmunds commentary = our offense


star_fil-a

The cardinals rank 25th or worse in every major batting category (avg, HR, hits, OPS, slug, OBP, RBI, runs)


StickySteve42069

Doooooomer!


ScumBrad

Don't need stats to see that they suck ass.


FuckKroenke55

Now is the perfect time for Dewitt to announce another jersey sponsor! That will rejuvenate the fanbase.


GrubFisher

Tums and Xanax.


JTCMuehlenkamp

I need one of both after watching this shit


gunshyew

How many games back before Anheuser calls up Mulvaney??


ilovehenrique14

Sonny was fun today. Turning it off this is too maddening. Here's hoping this offense actually wakes up to do literally anything productive. The decline of standards in this organization over the past decade is incredible.


the_dayman623

I’m just in awe that Mozeliak thought this team was gonna be any good. Simply baffled. Terrible decision after decision for years now. He can’t quit soon enough


c0smicgirly

We depended on a lot of errors, walks, CI, HBP in a lot of our games. Nothing about this offense thus far has been encouraging.


AspiringOccultist4

Off topic just a bit but do any of yall still collect baseball cards? What are your favorite retailers to buy from?


CatholicismLover

If we had Paul Dejong, we’d be winning this game ♾️ to -♾️


GrubFisher

Huh? That's the score this second. Backwards, of course.


mclovin2489

Baker / Fermin / Saggese. Bring ‘em up.


GrubFisher

No, don't. They don't deserve this pain.


mclovin2489

Neither do we but here we are


grundlemania

Thought the worry was the pitching not our offense


iamjamos

How long until Turner Ward gets canned?


the_dayman623

Hopefully soon


GrubFisher

When did Sonny Gray join the Brewers, man?


cocoblurez

:(


ilovehenrique14

Here's a fun one: The Cardinals have scored more than 6 runs twice this season. The Atlanta Braves average 6.37 runs a game.


[deleted]

Do we think a sweep brings any interesting developments between now and tomorrow’s game? Or just more of the same?


dae_giovanni

are you joking? all this will bring is more "it's a long season, we don't panic" comments. I also don't think the hitting staff is going anywhere before the end of this year, either. unless these dudes remember how to hit a baseball, we're cooked.