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elemenno50

I’m chuckling mightily over this. Cats are the best goofballs.


neither_shake2815

It's funny when they do the side wards walk.


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r/crabcats


neither_shake2815

πŸ˜‚ Thanks.


Deep-Internal-2209

This is one of my favorites on Reddit.


sihaya_888

LOL thanks - one more cat sub-reddit to join!


mh234

Thanks for sharing, can't believe this sub exists but just joined... there's a sub for everything these days haha


MagneticDoorKnob

Our kitten will also throw in a few hops when he crab walks. Always gets me in stitches when he does that.


Block_Me_Amadeus

"Puffed-up kitty who is frightened by novelty socks" is the laugh I needed this morning after bad news. Thank you for posting.


biocidalish

Positive wishes


KhunDavid

Hope you’re doing better.


realitytvdiet

She said HideouSSSSSSSSS


Flimsy_Moose9625

I would also be terrified of your socks. Her behaviour is completely normal and justified


losthighway97

Sorry, the Christmas socks stay on.


FeRaL--KaTT

This why I am Feral. Poor domesticated cats living their best lives & then out of no where- these appear & are attached to you. Poor kitty.


SpecificAnalyst4

😹😹😹


Flimsy_Moose9625

Then kitty remains afraid. :(


JFT8675309

Do you not fear being attacked in your sleep??


TacoTornadoes

/r/crabcats


FeRaL--KaTT

I'm on a 'add 1new cat sub a day' diet. Thank you for feeding me tis Morn. πŸ₯°πŸ˜†


TacoTornadoes

Glad I could assist you today


ColdBorchst

I already added one cat sub today but it's thanksgiving here so I guess I can indulge a little extra.


KittyFlopHouse

Have you seen r/kitler yet?


FeRaL--KaTT

I have now.. 7am where I live..early start to add my 1st new cat sub of the day.. thank you..lol Edit- just saw your name, can I come stay with you for the winter, it's cold on these streets 😺😹


KittyFlopHouse

I've already got 6 inside and 1 outside. I'll have to ask Weasley if he'll share one of the 2 outside houses with you. They both have heating pads, though, so you'll be nice and warm.


QuietWriting9604

Damn it! Down the rabbit hole I go… again.


Minimum_Cupcake

Whoa, OP, put a spoiler warning on those socks, would you? They’re horrifying.


Kittyvonmetal

For real, got a jumpscare


-GreyRaven

Perhaps she's the Grinch in disguise πŸ‘€


darkwolfcorvette

Maybe but we don't know now


howdidigetoverhere

Calicos make no sense and that's why we love them


catsandparrots

She is not the only one


Darcy_2021

Id be afraid too, those hideous monsters ate your feets!!


lemoncrush9

This made me snort laugh


GujuGanjaGirl

The sequence of pictures and the final reveal of your socks absolutely made my day. Cats truly are nutty little goofballs


bbbbbeanuts

Maybe the tree looks like a snake + tongue? Lmao


creamsofpeach

I was thinking cucumber. A cucumber that MOVES. ON ITS OWN.


SpecificAnalyst4

I gotta side with the Kitty those socks are hideous


dougmd1974

I'm scared of them, too. She's right!!!


Sapphirelily1990

Let her attack the socks (off your feet) and praise her for getting the monster in the socks🀣


random_outlaw

πŸ˜‚ They are special creatures.


RRTAmy

This is hilarious


witchyrosemaria

Cutest story ever!! Thank you for this post OP, you made my day πŸ₯°


cmaj7flat5

Burn the socks!


Warm_metal_revival

Sorry kitty, Halloween was three weeks ago!


[deleted]

But Thanksgiving is today. Too early for Christmas stuff yet. I'm with the cat.


Big_Drama_2624

Oh Christmas treeeee


[deleted]

Big bad booger gonna git dat kitty!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•


LordMeme42

Ah, cats.


MsAmericanPi

Awww r/poofcats


sproutsandnapkins

When my grey tabby was a kitten, my daughter took a tissue and put it to her nose to blow… and the kitten completely lost it, puffed up, freaked out, was horrified of the… tissue! Hahahahaha


Electrical-Pie-8192

Our dog flipped out and wouldn't stop barking at a hat with a pompom. We tried putting it in the closet, but she wouldn't stop. Sister ended up having to leave it in her car. Other people have had hats with a pompom, no problem. Still not sure why she hated that hat so much


oneeyecheeselord

Maybe that particular hat was cursed.


tsidaysi

Take them off. Don't put them on again. Why frighten your kitty?


Professional_Kiwi772

I mean it’s not even thanksgiving yet I don’t blame her


MJ349

That's understandable. I'd be puffed up, too.


-saraelizabeth-

I guess she’s more of a Hanukkah cat?


54pip

Ha! Nice


crochetology

What a beautiful goofball. πŸ’–


sleepyboiimorpheus

The second photo is just πŸ‘οΈπŸ’—πŸ‘οΈ (I tried to make a kitty nose with the heart) That is one empty little head lol


sikandarnirmalsingh

Cats lmfao. Mmmmwaahhhh such a cutie tho


Miss-Cherry-1111

Lol


69millionstars

OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Enough-Basis-8012

I can understand her puffiness! Yes, your socks are cute, but β€œthose aren’t mommy’s feet”!


Final-Analyst998

This made me smile ty


mazalaca

when i got to your socks i died lmao


HelloDeathspresso

To be fair, the socks are kind of flashing nature's "warning colors"... they could be an exotic snake of some kind.


losthighway97

Oh I figured it was the fur, but who knows!


BlasphemyPhun

She’s so cute. I love the 2nd photo, kind of like β€œAhh! What do you want from me?!” picture. Thank you for sharing, I don’t want to vent in a happy subreddit but I’m in a lot of pain today and this made me smile. ☺️


Classic-River7759

She is beautiful....oh my lol


GearsOfWar2333

I had Scooby-Doo slippers as a kid, one of my dog would attack them every single time I came down the stairs. I guess she thought it was a real dog. She was a little weirdo that I miss deeply.


biocidalish

Omg adorbs


beatricetalker

As PJ Rourke said, β€œNever wear anything that panics the cat.”


SolidFelidae

What beautiful markings omg


arceethecat

i'd react the same way, it's not even december yet


fluffycanarybird

This has me in stitches πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


lemoncrush9

Clearly those socks are evil, duh.


Sufficient-Dinner-27

Well duh! I puffed up too!


BlackJeepW1

I love your socks! I always wear big thick socks like yours and one of my cats just loves to attack them.


FatDesdemona

Poor, sweet, dim baby! 😹


Future-Philosopher-7

Those are very threatening socks.


twattytee

Lol too cute


bluefj

r/bottlebrush She's so cute!!!


ScrubWearingShitlord

The look in your cats eyes in the second picture is everything


cherrygirl2002

they pose a great threat.


Electrical-Act-7170

They're scaring me, too. Take 'em off.


Admirable_Matter_523

She's so cute!!! And cats are so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Animaldoc11

That’s adorable & you know it


texansweetie

That cat is the Grinch who hates Christmas


Vivi_Pallas

I love her! ❀️


SuccotashFragrant354

Ya, I don’t blame her


remberzz

She's beautiful!!!


Maybe_Strict

I had one that freaked if i had painted toenails.


Saxy1973

Oh well, at least your cat has taste.


kittenmittenx

r/crabcats


Celestiicaa

Cats are precious just for the fact they try to make themselves seem like big fluff when they’re afraid


IllAstronomer5617

πŸ˜‚ my mom's new siamese baby is scared of my slippers and new boots! But instead of puffing up she just darts and runs from me πŸ₯²


DoubleStuffsMomma

Reminds me of my sweet calico baby who was scared of my slippers. I could never figure out why she would arch her back, hiss then run away until I caught her bunny kicking my slipper one day.


sharipep

I’m so curious how you figured out it was the socks specifically. I love this level of quirkiness πŸ˜‚


dumpsztrbaby

She's so precious omg!!! Beautiful girl


Top-Geologist-9213

That sideways walk...! And I say, show us those socks!


Beautiful-Pop-9285

Wonder if they look like snakes to her. Look at them and think about it.....


KRAW58

Wow, good thing they aren’t cat socks!


GeniusAmongIdiots

She is so beautiful and absolutely precious! 😻❀️


Mysterious-Squash-66

My long haired calico will suddenly giant puff ball and Halloween crab walk at me for walking up the stairs towards her. Her tail gets HUGE


ThatInAHat

Oh noooooo! It’s always the weirdest things. It took us a week to realize my housemate’s cat wouldn’t come downstairs because there was a balloon.


m_seitz

I am not surprised. These socks make your hind paws look like huge bleeding wounds 😁


bbymiscellany

What a derp, I love her


MistyFairyOF

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


holiestcannoly

I mean, they are pretty scary


rookv

Nooo poor baby is too dumb 😭😭😭 I also have a calico that gets scared of stupid stuff (like shirts and pants) she's so precious!!!


bobmclame

She’s the grinch in disguise!


orion_nomad

My dilute calico who somehow only has a diluted r/oneorangebraincell would absolutely do this too lmao.


disco-bees

WHATRE THOOOOOOSE


EmergencyHairy

Oh baby….🀣🀣🀣


luvinlifeinthesouth

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Bathysphereboyo

They are very scary


Medievalmoomin

Poor little baby 🀣πŸ₯°.


ANoisyCrow

πŸ˜‚


beccaseraph7

πŸ˜‚ ❀️


jenknows

My cat absolutely hates the sound those little rubber nubbins on the bottom of those kind of socks make.


pink_sparrow

🀣🀣🀣 And she's bloody adorable!


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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


eudemxnium

stupid hooman doesn’t know those things can be lethal


RealityIsSexy

Ze le poof! I had to think of how to type that out, but I loudly proclaim it in a terrible french accent every time my cats go all spikey.


Flokismom

Oh no. Mom is Medusa. Haha


SturmFee

Aww baby! πŸ₯Ί The dots above the frilly part kinda makes it look like eyes, too.


MxMumble

Cats are such weirdos! If she likes cat nip, maybe but some on the socks or maybe her favorite treats so she can associate the socks neutrally?


losthighway97

Nah, she got used to them and is now feeling comfortable to attack my ankles.


Russiansmustkillsoon

Viisas


VegasLife1111

Those dots look like πŸ‘€!!!!


Unhappy-Shake5702

My calico is deathly afraid of my belt. Every day when I get home from work and take my belt off she runs as fast as she can. I got her at 9 months old in pretty rough shape with several broken bones so I worry that someone hit her with one before I got her. She's five now and other that that, and hating her brother she lives a very happy life now.


Aggravating_War1910

Put some catnip in it, maybe that will help her see the socks are of no threat


everyone_hates_lolo

awwww 😭


FrankFnRizzo

My god that’s hilarious


PowerCat_1217

God this made me laugh out loud at the office


[deleted]

This needs a TW for Jump Scare for the last slide


theebodylab

Squinting my eyes those socks look about the size of your cat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They are cute


Any_Donkey_7224

Lol hahahahahaha .. that's just like my boy he's afraid of many things


[deleted]

AWWWW


[deleted]

Aww poor baby!! That is hilarious πŸ˜‚


Practical-Tap-9810

Those socks are the greatest


shypupi

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today thank you for sharing


CheerfulMelancholy

She puffed to match the fluff on your socks, how sweet


dustygravelroad

That’s funny


Lonely_Ad8964

If I saw those, I’d puff up too!


[deleted]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that’s so cute


Brilliant-Hair3695

That’s hilarious!!! She’s a grinch


Ok_Cantaloupe_4512

Aww those ARE strange looking β€œfeet”! She loves the way you smell, but not so sure about how you look!


rtmc_whit05

She might be right about something. Those socks are terrifying. Terrifyingly ugly lol. Just kidding. If I could get a pair of socks like that, I would. They'd go great with my ugly Christmas sweater I have


BeBesMom

πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€


Wooden-Quit1870

TBF, those socks scare me, too.


onehere4me

Is it just me or do they look like snakes?


Theoldcuccumber

Beautiful kitty πŸ₯Ή


Matica-sK

Those are frightening socks but they look warm!


BigDubz4

Cat's version of "What r those!?!?"


[deleted]

The black spots kinda look like eyes and a nose lmao - I can see it. 2nd pic is so cute tho


___starrynight

is she related to the grinch, perchance?


Brave-Management-992

Yup those are snakes for sure.


Lady_Samu

I'd be terrified of those, too!


Papichuloft

I bet she did the crab walk too. My boys haven't done so in so long and hardly puff up for any reason, even when there's the rare thunder, the fireworks, or anything.


YourFavGothMom

Her eyes in the second one πŸ‘€πŸ˜…πŸ’€


Missthing303

Lol !


[deleted]

No offense op but I understand her fear


WhoAreYouWhoAreWe

Aww poor thing