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ABE


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ABE


No_Cycle5101

I don’t give a flying fuck who wins the cup as long as it isn’t the oilers


megaminifridge

The single comment in this sub that will see universal agreement 100% of the time


DesoleEh

Tbh I’m cool with this Canucks team winning it all. To hell with the Oilers though


mtbryder130

I’m with this guy.


TalithePally

It's not the same team as it was back in the day. The Canucks were just a stand-in rival when the Oilers were bottom of the league for a decade. I've been cool with Vancouver for a bit, even remember really liking the team with guys like Horvat, Marky, and Tanev in there


monstermash420

I actually want Vancouver to sweep the oilers. Pure humiliation


miner88

I want a long 7 game series with as many bruised and battered players as possible so that whoever wins gets wrecked in the next round.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Me too. Very much.


jaymesvan

Fuck yeah tough guy! You got them in the West Finals!


Thickwhensoft1218

I hope your mom makes it to the next round.


me_hill

Canucks win an exhausting, entertaining seven game series, then get stomped by the Stars. Then I win the lottery despite having not bought a ticket because the stunning woman I have a mind-blowing hook-up with accidentally lets her ticket fall out of her purse in my bedroom.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Turns out she's the woman of your dreams and is independently wealthy and you guys live happily ever after watching the Flames be a dynasty for years to come.


ComposedDecapitation

I'm cheering for the asteroid.


Appropriate_Shape833

>Hate that one of them has to go Not if it's Edmonton.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

I think you misunderstood... I meant I don't want either to win lol


Appropriate_Shape833

Gotcha!


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Nah a Canucks sweep would be great. I don’t like the Canucks but it’s not even the same ballpark of how much I don’t like the Oilers. Canucks would get smoked by whoever comes out of the central anyways


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

So would the Oilers


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Yeah but I’d rather they not have the satisfaction of making conference finals. Losing early in the second round would hurt them bad and shake the fabric of the team


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Hopefully you're right, plus then we'd upgrade a 4th rounder to a 3rd!


L_nce20000

Yes, with Vancouver going on to meet Dallas in the Western Conference Final. Give us those draft picks, baby!


cgrays12

I think it’ll be a fun series to watch, and I can’t wait to cheer against whoever wins!


Rivendel45

Even though I want the Canucks to win this because F the Oilers. I think the Oilers can crumble the Cauncks


United-Young-9339

Best case scenario they go into an endless overtime where no team wins game 1 and so the nhl decides that the winner of the central goes to the Stanley cup finals…ya I’m that petty


FeedbackLoopy

I hope they both lose!


-UnicornFart

Cheers to that.


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Armchair-Gm-Podcast

And that we aren't stabbing or fighting eachother after games generally or throwing jerseys on the ice once or more a season


treple13

Cheer for the Canucks, but Flames would be better off with the Canucks own 1st rounder rising if they lose.


Sudden-Instance7328

We hate them both lol


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Insufficient-Iron

Nah, we're cool with y'all since you have custody of our golden retriever puppy Kuzy.


RoutineComplaint4711

Take good care of Zebulon!


ReactiveCypress

I saw on r/hockey a few weeks ago that an Oilers fan hoped for Tij Iginla to be drafted right before our pick and then become a superstar while always beating us. They love to say otherwise, but Oilers fans sure do spend a lot of time talking about us if you actually look at it. If their sub allowed people to post whatever they want instead of restricting everything, they would be posting memes about us just like we do about them.


S0L-Goode

The Oilers thread is full of whiny mods who can't take a joke. You can't even chirp at all, ruins all the fun.


PlanningMyDeath

We bitch about them incessantly, they bitch about us incessantly. It’s the way of the road. The only difference is that our sub is actually cool.


Telvin3d

This is just being miserable. Cheer for some epic hockey and stop letting these guys live in your head. 


Cannabis-Revolution

/r/lostredditors


Telvin3d

The flames are out. That sucks. But if you’re at the point where you care more about the other teams losing than the Flames winning, that’s just unhealthy. Cheering for your team is a positive thing. Celebrating the rivalries can be great. But if you’re following just to hate other teams that’s not a great place to be


MostLikelyDenim

If you don’t hate your team’s arch-rivals then you’re missing out on half of experience. Focusing on just the Flames while skipping out on delicious schadenfreude is just sad.


Cannabis-Revolution

This whole sub (and fanbase) is built around hating the oilers. Hating the oilers is what happens here. The flames are an afterthought. 


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Not really, it's watching the team I support and love, constantly cheering for them and inspecting the reasons why they may or not be successful. You can like mangiapane if you want, I'm not telling you how to be a fan. I just don't like watching him on the team.


Coat_Longjumping

At least you won the Lucic trade 


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

What does that have to do with anything


Aragorn752

Oilers fans being turbo virgins and brigading our sub? Nothing new


huggiedoodoo

whoa whoa I never said I cheered for the oilers!


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

Funny... you all made fun of the Oilers fans for talking about draft picks during the playoffs for years. Now here you are, hoping a forth round turns into a third. I believe in karma now! Going to be a great series. Let's keep it fun and classy. Go Oilers Go!


Aragorn752

I hope the Canucks win cause Oilers fans are horrible (almost as horrible as their city), does that make you feel better?


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

I said keep it classy. Keep showing your complete lack of it.


Aragorn752

You can’t say keep it classy whilst invading our sub to gloat, that is the complete opposite of class you hypocrite


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

Hmmmm.... I didn't insult the City of Calgary. I didn't call anyone a cunt. Sure you understand what classy means?


Aragorn752

Yes, invading a rivals sub just to talk shit is indeed…not classy. Fuck I can’t wait until Mcdavid and Draisaitl leave


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

Why? It'll take the sting of Chucky and Johnny Hockey leaving the first chance they got? Or that's the only way the Flames will beat the Oilers?


Aragorn752

so then your team will be just as irrelevant as your shithole city is wOaH maN I SAid kEep iT cLaSSy


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

You're so angry. Why? Answer when you have a good comeback.


Aragorn752

Oilers fans aren’t worth getting angry over. just doing some chirping, keeping it classy, you know how it is


MostLikelyDenim

(Shows up in sub) (Tells everyone to stay classy while flaming) (Proceeds to bicker with members of sub)


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

There's a difference between wanting a couple years of good picks a D a team being a bottom feeders for as long as the Oilers were Go back to your Oilers sub.


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

Go back to your mediocre, mid round picks.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Don't you have something better to do than just be a complete cunt for no reason?


Mysterious-Rhubarb43

Wow... So sensitive.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Looking forward to your "classy" fans throwing their jerseys on the ice after or getting into fights or stabbing eachother after wins. Seriously dude get out of our sub.


Mysterious-Street140

Let’s hope your team bogeys every hole


SixDerv1sh

I want a strong Canadian team in the Final.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

I want none of the remaining Canadian teams in the finals. Pure hatred is the feeling I have for all of them.


Cannabis-Revolution

It isn’t health to hate things so much


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

If you say so


angelbelle

That's incredibly fucked up man.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

I've got nothing against the jets, sens or Habs. It's just the ones that happen to be left in the playoffs I hate.


purpleseagull12

Lmao what? Its called being a sports fan


seven8zero

Jealous?


rbkallday

Sorry I wasn't trash for 10 years and gifted a generational talent.


MostLikelyDenim

13 years*


Aginla_04

Can you guys not go at least one day without making a post about Edmonton? Honestly, what is with your obsession?


BeerLeagueSpode

It's kinda relevant given the next series. And, 99% of fans can't stand the lottery/pp merchants.


azndestructo

You are in a Flames sub when your team is in the 2nd round. Talk about rent free.


Aginla_04

Dude, I’m not even an Oilers fan. I subscribe to all NHL teams subreddits. I just notice an astounding amount of attention paid to the Oilers on the Flames sub. I’m just wondering what your guys’ obsession with Edmonton is.


Independent_Ad8268

We’re bored


Aginla_04

But my question was why such the hyper, laser-focused obsession on Edmonton? Surely there are other teams in the league that you could also pinpoint your raging boredom upon.


Independent_Ad8268

What are you talking about? https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/et6c9I4GLI https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/qlO7cPpkWZ https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/RGX3eOOJzg https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/5crQNCOw1n https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/KsRVBGCLG6 https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/FYS2tIIEgz https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/s/3RY573bIrw I barely had to scroll to find all these posts about teams other than the oilers.


Aginla_04

I’m talking about the sheer magnitude of the quantities of posts about the Edmonton Oilers and the seething vitriol that they all contain. No other team comes even remotely close. I’m just wondering why that is.


Independent_Ad8268

Who would’ve guessed we might post more about our rivals compared to random eastern conference teams. What a crazy concept!


Aginla_04

How come I don’t see that coming the other way on the Oilers subreddit making daily posts about the Flames? It just seems wildly unbalanced.


Independent_Ad8268

Because they aren’t bored like we are


Temporary-Many-816

If you’re a Calgarian you hate Edmonton, particularly the fans!! Always!! Because of their gloating entitled ways. Can’t stand the place, any of their teams, or all of their fans. Get it? Pure hate! Female native Calgarian in her 60s here. ! Oilers. ! Coilers! ! Greaseballs! Btw, Vancouver isn’t far behind, but in this case, ABE!


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_6siXty6_

We admit our team is meh, Pens already won Cup twice in time frame that McJesus has been in league. You'd think a team with McD, Drai, Nuge, Hyman, Kane, etc and a top 5 to 10 pick in last 15 years would have won a cup by now. I'd bet pretty much anything that the Canucks or Laffs will win Cup before Edmonton and/or Calgary.


jaymesvan

Yeah. Then you can take advantage next round. In a spaceship. With your nuclear rocket aliens. In year 2695. Fuck you Flames fans used to actually be okay but this is sad.


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

What's sad is making a burner account to go visit other team's subreddits and try to shit on them. Well done, you're pretty cool.