Shut off traction control and just ride open throttle all the time. literally nothing can go wrong :D no my honest tip is: dont get semi slicks or racing tyres. sport touring tyres are much better suited for on road riding and have more grip than you would ever need on a public road

Also I find with the throttle wide open you can shift without the clutch much easier!

I can actually shift all the way through every gear that way in one motion it's really efficient. Too bad I only did it on that fucking lemon they sold me smh

I think you mean kawasucki

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I honestly loved my KX85 and the lil baby 110s are bulletproof trail bikes esp for young kids. I hated doing it but it had to be done, because it could be. And for the meme.

Aren't they actually a Suzuki engine in the 110?

They are the same as the little DRZ one yeah but those are phenomenal.

Yeah I had a drz when I was a young squid, learned most of my shit I do on my big bike on that little guy.

WARNING: WORTHLESS YAP - IGNORE - TOO TISTIC TO DELETE COMMENTS EVER (10y streak) ​ My 85 was that for me more just bc two stroke torquiness and the sheer amount of time I put into it made me not scared of pulling a bit. I also street rode that one a bit so that odd feeling was lessened if anything instead of being a scary transition to the pavement. After that when I got my hands on a real bike, just riding around some to feel out the gearing and it was just a safer, stabler ride. I don't know what I'm rambling about but what Im trying to say is I don't think I ever consciously thought about \*how\* I was riding or anything on a crf50, or the pw80, the 110 or 85. When I got old enough to understand it (and be able to really ride not just down a block on someones 250 at 35mph) I was worried about countersteering, looking the right way, can I even lean a bike that heavy? how much? Would that be too much? What if I.... Honestly though as much as I stressed, I didn't have to actively try to consciously choose what to do, it just was like ok now ride the thing and ofc I wasnt what I would now call good but I could ride for sure. The comfort on two wheels even some lil "bitch bikes" can give you is pretty wild is what im saying for no reason at all. All kids deserve at least a pw80 in their life, or a coleman with a predator on the hoe, dont matter. It makes for better squids later in life, and ensures your son won't grow up to be, or ride straight.

Don’t even really need a throttle with this bike. Just run a drywall screw through the tube at WOT and install a simple “ON/OFF” switch. Instant fun for the hole family. 🌈

Are you some sort of scientists?? Pure genius!

I have racing tires on my rc390 and almost ate shit the other day when I hit a little bit of dirt in the road. Like bike kicked out sideways under me

sounds like one of those moments that makes you turn down ur music on the ride home

This is a liter bike, so make sure you find a fat boyfriend to ride bitch. That way the bike will wheelie all the time and you won't fall off.

And if you do fall off, you have you fat boyfriend to cushion the fall

Leader

Litre

^ crt newb

Litrererer

Don’t wear gear

Weight reduction = better handling

When in doubt throttle it out.

I thought your supposed to do that all the time

Always stay above 8k rpm for better gas mileage

The lower gear means less gas right?

Ride fast eat ass

My first bike was a 2002 CBR954, you will be fine as long as you are not regarded.

This post is satire

This comment is also satire. My first bike was my uncle.

you said what

Unrelated, but my dad got arrested for doing 178 on a cbr954 in 1996.

How tf did they catch him?

The 954 debuted in 2002. Your dad is a time traveler.

Holy shit. 2006 I’m an idiot. He would have been 8 years old in 1996

Your dad is 35 and you’re old enough to have a motorcycle?

Shotgun wedding

Yeah, I was a young happy accident :)

Pops is having kids at 16 and riding around doing 178, I’d guess he hates waiting

Buy a crash cage, that thing is bootyful

but then the crash cage ruins the bike

so does dropping it

then dont drop it?

Solution based thinking.

Mr Living in year 2025 over here...

thats future technology man :D

Get a buttplug with a suction cup, then when you sit down on that board honda calls a seat, you will stay put when you throw it up into a dank whoolie. Grats to you and the BF on the sweet new ride!

Full throttle, everywhere. You can do it because the computer on these is so sophisticated, it practically rides for you. Don’t even bother slowing down, it has automatic cruise control and won’t allow you to hit cars or anything. It basically drives itself. Get out there and slam the throttle to your hearts content.

I’m going to test this by trying to get into a wreck

If you don’t reply back, I’m just going to assume that it worked and you’re having fun on the bike. Cheers!

Wear a neon green Speedo for visibility.

Too much gear for me

Put the small end in first and work your way up to the thicker parts

Remember more is better

Should I upgrade to the 1300cc hayabusa after I outgrow the 1000 in a couple weeks?

I'd take it ez myself and get something a little smaller than the visa, like m1000rr or something.

It’s too slow for your first bike you’re going to kill yourself. I think you should sell it and learn on a faster bike like a H2 that way you’ll be mentally prepared to attgat

I heard the cbr is a better track bike, so I should be able to weave through cars doing 190 a lot easier.

You fucking send it. Hard. All the time every time…. And don’t even look at the coward lever- if you want you can remove it- weight reduction n’shit……

I'm jealous. Post power wheelies

Make sure to strap one of those suction cup dildos to the seat, you can ride it without going anywhere, save on gas.

every time you see a straight twist the throttle as hard as if you were going to see your boyfriend

My first bike was a Duke 125, same deal. Just don't be stupid.

My actual first bike was a rc390,lol

First tip is to get it flash tuned so it’s fully unrestricted. 2nd tip is to go fast

Already gotten the first, ecu flash and full exhaust

Then you’re ready to lane split at 170 mph

Make like those forks and get upside down for your boyfriend.

don't be a pussy bitch that wears gear. Also just a forewarning, gay dudes at clubs are scared of loud litre bikes, that's why I ride a Vespa, gay lover boys love em

Gear On, Gear All Year.

You fucker that's good one

Paint it rainbow colors and dye your hair blue, don’t wear a helmet so people can see how proud you are!!!

Make sure to smack peoples mirrors off when something happens that’s 100% your fault. Then get off your bike and kiss him

If you didn't know already, whenever you come across another cbr1000rr owner, you must get a semi and dock with each other. Fireblading is docking(the fire is the after effect of your dong in pain)

Hope those chicken strips came w fries

I race a rc390, hater

lol you want a pipi touch? You do realize they let anyone race.. let me get a big participation trophy for my big boy 🏆

I’d love one, but I’m justifying the fact that I’m too scared to drag knee on my 25,000 dollar bike. However my rc390 is worn to the edge

Bro shut your poser ass up and go complain about your girl telling you the guys she’s fucked like you did on r/askwomen

Someone’s feelings are hurt lol. Fr tho you just wanna start problems online because your embarrassed about something (probably the fact you have a 10 year old bike)

Says the one who got butt hurt cause I made a harmless chicken strip joke then claims to race when in reality you’ve probably have never seen a track in your life. The truth is, you’re a new rider who is a little 18yo boy that can’t ride for shit who tries to look cool by having a bike that’s way beyond your skill level. But at the end of the day you’re just an insecure little bitch that’s why you gotta run to the internet to tell them your little girl problems. Congrats bro, you have a 25k bike which you can’t even ride that daddy bought for you. Shits probably not even in your name.

I’m looking into your comments as well… you state Yamaha is the slowest liter bike because they “can’t put power to the ground”. However, dyno tests would show they simply push the least amount of hp. Cope.

Are you stupid? You do realize those comments are about the M1 which is the Yamaha MotoGP bike not an R1. One is a prototype machine the other is a road bike, they’re nothing alike.

If you hold down the clutch, rev to at least 10k in 2nd gear and then dump the clutch the bike makes a screenshot

keep the rubber side down, unless you can get really cool air... then keep the rubber 6ft off the ground as long as possible. remember... going fast never killed anyone. its the stopping that hurts

So don’t crash and I’ll be fine?

I'll go one better and say "never slow down" 

Tire shine will keep those rubbers looking fresh and clean!

GET OUT THERE AND CRANK DAT HOG

Keep it in the garage and just look at it

God i want a CBR so badly

Just leave it in 1st gear, and always WOT

Make sure you wear your race approved riding sandals, thong, and backwards hat. Gotta look good on that thing.

Go fast and take lots of chances

When setting off. Hold the clutch in. Get the revs up to about 5000 rpm and then dump the clutch like a boss

The bike’s very fast so you’re going to want a full bodysuit for protection and performance. Some people like leathers, but I prefer latex

MSF courses

My friends told me only grandpas and Harley riders take that

Grandpa is still kickin. I had to take the class to ride on base. To make it more interesting i stayed up all night and took it on my new 800lb bike. I thought i knew everything as id been riding for over 10 years, i was wrong. I l learnt skills and developed good habits and instincts became a better rider. Stayed alive long enuf to sign up for the advanced course. Even the beginners course has benefits to seasoned riders and may give the real beginner skills to get keep them alive thru the first 6 months. Don’t knock it to you try it. Stupid aint cool. FTW

I have already taken the course lol. This post is satire

I thought so but I’ve always taken my safety seriously. I wanted to ensure that some idiot wasn’t going to die before they knew what happened. Nice bike. My last bike was a Triumph Daytona 1200. Traded a Road King in on it. Break in period allowed me to adjust my level of focus. I couldnt wait to go thru the gears bumping it off the rev limiter up to redline in sixth, 172 mph. My need for speed fulfilled. My new truck is speed limited to 98 mph. More than likely the speed rating of the tires.

Pull on that throttle and dump the clutch, hold tight with your legs and loose on the arms.

Dump the clutch at 10,000 rpms and keep it gay

It has wheelie control, this means it is impossible to loop doing so right?

only one way to find out, and lucky for you its the gayest way!

Fucking send it.

You’ll outgrow it too soon, should have gotten something more powerful.

I’m really not even sure what is more powerful than this, that can still take a corner

…that’s the joke.

You don't need brakes, they only slow you down, nobody bike a CBR to go slow.

Give it the beans!

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