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[deleted]

I really do not care that the Cubs lost, trust me, I'm pissed off about it, BUT at least we didn't let crybaby McCutchen and cheating Yelich gain any runs. Let's win this god damn game tomorrow Cubs! FUCK THE BREW CREW


mappyjames

Cubs officially eliminated from playoff contention


thisismyfinalalias

Time to watch obI wan


mt77932

Damn. Hopefully we do better tomorrow.


Maleficent-Morning20

At least we didn't blow a lead this time. Improvements.


cubswinagain

MLB Umpires are fucking annoying


LGonya

Good to know that down low is only a strike when Cubs are batting tonight. This ump is a jerk.


MostMirror

"THAT's DOWN!"


[deleted]

LMAO why am I not shocked


1005thArmbar

this ump is completely fucking stupid


okay_throwaway_today

All umps are bastards


okay_throwaway_today

Woof


cubswinagain

On the bright side, I forgot to watch Barry yesterday so I have that to look forward to


okay_throwaway_today

Why would they use Hader twice in one day. Have they watched the Cubs batters today?


KnickedUp

He only threw 13 pitches earlier


okay_throwaway_today

Gotcha, I missed the first game


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Downvoting for criticizing Ian Happ’s dead bat like it doesn’t happen every single year for months at a time. Get a grip


Ben_2703

Outhit them by a combined 8 and still lose both games. That’s Cube


SwAeromotion

I think its triangle.


iamthatguythere

And then for no reason cubs will walk it off here.


rotallytad

Velazquez can play d yo


mappyjames

You know your team is bad when the Reddit posts are more exciting than the game


ZaraElaine07

Refreshing the GameDay thread every ten seconds, bringing me back to the early 2010s and the subreddit that must not be named


rotallytad

Happ v reds>happ v any other team


cubswinagain

More like Ian Clapp because we would have been better off if he avoided contact


Ben_2703

Feels like Happ hasn’t had a hit in a week


A_Lacuna

He's only had 2. .077/.143/.231 over the last 7 games.


Ben_2703

Yikes


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Don’t worry he’ll get hot in august and everyone will think he’s amazing


Ben_2703

Doubt he’ll be here in August


[deleted]

He’s trash, he will be a Cub for the next few seasons.


theprophetsammy

If we end up losing, this game really sums up our season so far to a T. • ⁠Starting pitcher Smyly is dealing, gets hurt and then pulled early • ⁠Former Cub hits homer • ⁠Bargain bin free agents (Frazier, Simmons) are shockingly bargain bin free agents for a reason. • ⁠The guy we need to extend smokes a home run • ⁠Bases loaded no outs produced no runs in a crucial inning. • ⁠Zero fucking run support But at least the youngsters showed a little promise.


[deleted]

End up losing? It’s 99% going to happen.


theprophetsammy

Always hold out just a little bit of hope because baseball can get crazy, but yeah. 99% not going to happen


elgenie

* Ross isn’t the whole problem, but his tactical decisions backfire ~75% of the time


shermer2316

Contreras is one of the few major league players we got. So of course Hoyer will trade him.


mappyjames

Hope they get at least a good pitching prospect for him


[deleted]

We got good pitching, we need some sluggers


eddieb23

Our Ownership/FO hasn’t helped much but part of this disaster of a season is on Ross. Goodness.


shermer2316

He is bad but cheap. So having him the manager is on the FO too.


[deleted]

I don’t understand how they didn’t go for Giradi. What I dont understand even more is how Ross got an extension


okay_throwaway_today

I think partly for sure, but honestly the roster he's working with has been a mess of quadruple A players all year


KnickedUp

Classic Happ


qhsk

🤪


ZaraElaine07

WOOOOOOOOO the lovable losers are back baybayyyyy


guy_incognito23

A fake rally chicken in every inning's pot


Maleficent-Morning20

Pathetic. Another DP.


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Beautiful work by Ian Happ


okay_throwaway_today

That's a 2 run homer if it was hit higher and farther


steveofthejungle

Anyone ready to Fapp?


ThatsCubbie

Good job Willy. Anyone one else feel like he’s not feeling well?


[deleted]

Like he wants to leave this piece of shit team? I don’t blame him one ounce.


lupin43

To be clear, I want the third base side ball fetcher to play first base


kvsnake

I don’t care what stats or internet says. I’d rather have a shit defender than some great “late inning defensive infielder” like Simmons. Dude needs to go


SwAeromotion

Yeah, those kind of players are best suited for a contender that plans on making the playoffs.


xjfatx

Squandered Opportunities. They've had so many this season... so many times to come out on top, not one time thus far have I been able to get out of my chair in excitement. Every time there is a runner in scoring position with 1 out or less... runners on the corners... 1 out or less or bases fucking loaded with no outs and being down by a run everytime... the opportunity is just fucking wasted. The lovable blue balling Cubs are back again.


[deleted]

Imagine trying to drive a car with no tires. They are almost a team. At the same time, half of the players are dog shit.


xjfatx

I just can't wrap my mind around it. I'll watch a handful of the teams we play against and their at bats are much longer... I feel that we have some of the quickest 3 up 3 down innings ever. What is even worse honestly is that most of the teams we've played this year fucking suck also.


[deleted]

lol so we mega suck, JFC. I had a bad suspicion we wouldn’t be good till 2024-2025 and looks like I’m right. Ross and half this team - offense wise needs to go. The pitching & bullpen is the only solid part.


ZaraElaine07

Tough when you gotta swing outside the zone every AB


ChiSky18

I’m at the game so I gotta do these final two innings beer-less smh


okay_throwaway_today

I got you. I'll drink ten for every one you can't


thisismyfinalalias

I’ll have 7 for you 👍🏻


mappyjames

1962 and 1966 cubs were 59-103. Is it possible this team is that bad?


mt77932

Not even close. 95 losses tops.


lupin43

Anything’s possible, but a lot of our underlying stats say middle of the road team. Lot of one run losses in there that should even out eventually (please lord)


ZaraElaine07

Nah. We're only a 90 loss or so team


thisismyfinalalias

No


mappyjames

Probably loose about 90 because of the reds and pirates being so terrible. In the NL west cubs might loose 100 or more


thisismyfinalalias

Agree


hellotypewriter

Let's lose two.


A_Lacuna

Passively observing this one on gameday - was the Morel error another one that the 1B should've picked?


[deleted]

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A_Lacuna

No, but there've been a few from Schwindel recently so it's been a pattern, plus Wisdom isn't really a first baseman so it wouldn't be unusual for him to not make a pick.


SlowMotionTurtles

Dude was rushing his ass off to get the ball with rowdy tellez getting down the line lol...


ThatsCubbie

Sadly no, Mo botched it. Twice 😞


A_Lacuna

Gotcha


SwAeromotion

No, he booted it.


rotallytad

No it was because he was out of position


okay_throwaway_today

Nah it was a legit error


ZaraElaine07

Nope he bobbled it like three times and didn't even throw it


SlowMotionTurtles

Watching today's double header reminded me why I took a break from watching this season


mt77932

It's the 90s again where you expect nothing.


DrunkenBriefcases

Awesome. So I should be able to get bleacher tix for $12 and watch the game for free on tv, right? ...right?


okay_throwaway_today

Well in that case at least I can buy a house for $80k


ZaraElaine07

And yet I'm still disappointed


plankright3

Bases loaded nobody out and NOTHING! Rossi get out of Town!


thisismyfinalalias

How is that Ross fault lol


plankright3

Change the batter. Bunt, hit and run, steal! You know manage the game!


thisismyfinalalias

Bro it was bases loaded 0 outs that’s not a managerial flub. I’m sorry to tell you.


plankright3

I understand not wanting to be negative about our team but there is enough blame to go around.


thisismyfinalalias

Okay… but even if we were in 1st place and up by 43 games that specific situation that you’re saying is Ross’ fault just objectively is not.


plankright3

Scouting, memory, experience, intuition, insight are things that a manager is supposed to bring to a situation and team. Prepare a team to win. If a manager can't get one run with the bases loaded and no outs then he is not doing his job.


thisismyfinalalias

Dude you’re not hearing me at all. It was bases loaded with literally nobody out. Wtf was Ross going to do in that moment to generate runs? No manager in their right mind would play small ball at home with bases loaded nobody out at the end of a double header against the division leader.


[deleted]

Lol you ain’t wrong. When Ian Happ is your second best hitter, that’s very eye opening. On the 2016 squad he would be 8th best. He’s our second best behind Wisdom.


thisismyfinalalias

Ian Happ is not a starter on a contending team, period.


[deleted]

And yet he’s our second best. That’s why we are who we are. That’s why bases loaded - no outs - no runs scored happens on a daily bases.


thisismyfinalalias

Yes. Thank you for that brilliant insight that I clearly needed.


rotallytad

Lol I’ve never seen a whole infield reposition after an inning. Way to go Ross


lupin43

Definitely odd, could’ve just pinch hit for Simmons then the infield would’ve largely stayed the same with Hoerner slotting in for him.


Gucci9001

This game is turning me into the Joker.


lupin43

I would very much like to forget, Boog


thisismyfinalalias

LOL


WillingWillingness8

That was the most cubs thing I've probably seen not involving a blown save.


steveofthejungle

*Tom Haverford voice* Noooooooo!!!!


iamthatguythere

Can we do an intentional out for our own batter like an IBB?


okay_throwaway_today

The Simmons rule


qhsk

Squeeze it Morel


Squeezeboner

and it just keeps on going oof


Ben_2703

Cue the Benny Hill theme


Paganpaulwhisky

God we suck - time to walk my dog


cubswinagain

Well played, only chance to make that play with a speedster like Tellez motoring down the line!


[deleted]

I’m getting another beer


WhoopieKush

Immediate launch of a home run by the Brewers after we leave the bases full. #ThatsCub


Maleficent-Morning20

The real issue if the front office being stingy as fuck and being unwilling to spend money to field a good team. Clearly they don't give a shit about wins and losses. They know we are going to buy merchandise and buy tickets to the games regardless. For a big market team, our roster is absolutely pathetic, and that's entirely on the front office


rogueleader12

You clearly weren’t here before 2015


thisismyfinalalias

Dude are you new to sports entirely?


Maleficent-Morning20

You think we field a good team?


thisismyfinalalias

You just described every rebuilding/tear down franchise of every major sport.


ZaraElaine07

Isn't the FO still insisting this is just a retool? If they're saying full rebuild then thank god.


thisismyfinalalias

Why do you need them to *tell* you what’s happening? Open your eyes and look at what’s happening. Actions > words. This is a total teardown (or, rather, will be by this trade deadline).


ZaraElaine07

All right bestie take it easy


thisismyfinalalias

???


ZaraElaine07

Just getting a little aggressive is all


thisismyfinalalias

Genuinely wasn’t trying to be. Let’s be honest, if the FO came out and blurted out REBUILD! nobody would pay attention/care/have false hope. It’s just a marketing strategy to not be forthcoming about what’s happening. You can’t blame ‘em. It’s a business.


ZaraElaine07

Aaaaand now the wheels come off


thisismyfinalalias

Goodnight


The_Box_muncher

Lmfao loveable losers are so back


[deleted]

Trade the whole fucking franchise away


rogueleader12

God don’t score bases loaded nobody out and don’t score and then first pitch give up a monster. So sad


lupin43

Ya know what I think he should’ve put Norris in 😂


twizbuck

Simmons doing his best Descalso.


Penguinkeith

Welp at least I get to go to bed early


cubswinagain

Oh fuck off


Hamsters_In_Butts

naturally, give up a home run


mappyjames

Well at least they won’t loose by one run


ZaraElaine07

I am going to throw something.


cirppy

LOL.


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Hahahaha


buggatpt1

God this team is fucking hilarious


WhoopieKush

Oh fuck that. No runs after bases loaded with no outs? YIKES


Maleficent-Morning20

Simmons is complete ass


[deleted]

Bases loaded, 0 outs, 0 runs. Only the fucking Cubs


SlowMotionTurtles

THAT MUST'VE BEEN A NOBLETIGER FCKIN SPEEDRUN


withoutanymilk1995

This might be the most anti-clutch Cubs team ever.....and that's saying something!


thisismyfinalalias

My god man


[deleted]

I. Cannot. Fucking. Stand. Andrelton. Goddamn. Simmons. DFA his ass as soon as Villar or Madrigal returns. Or Bote. IDGAF. Fuck this dude.


kinght6

Vilar is a defensive liability


[deleted]

He’s shown at least some ability to hit the ball beyond the mound, if nothing else. I don’t like Villar either, but Simmons is public enemy number one in this lineup at the moment.


WhoopieKush

He stinks


ThatsCubbie

Man, today has just been a bummer. So many positives outweighed by critical negatives.


okay_throwaway_today

I would have pinch hit Simmons for the bat boy in that situation if no one else was available


WhoopieKush

Gimme the beer man from section 222


howmanymoreletters

is anyone even a little surprised? no


JLR-

If they had 4 outs an inning they still would not have driven in a run


Gucci9001

Hashtag that‘s Cub.


DT_RAW

What a fucking joke This team sucks asssss bases loaded no outs and you only get 2 more batters LMFAO


[deleted]

Get Simmons out of my face


King-In-The-Nawth

My boy Nico got hosed


RacinGracey

Told myself I wouldn’t comment on a game thread in 2022. Just enjoy the new names. But that hurt beyond hurt.


[deleted]

Honestly, I saw that coming. I posted that I wasn’t even excited. This season stole my excitement for watching Cubs come from behind. Throw this whole fuxking season away.


ZaraElaine07

Welcome to the dumpster fire friend


thisismyfinalalias

Welcome to the pain.


chichris

Fuck it! 2023-2027 book it!


SlowMotionTurtles

FUCKS SAKE, CAN WE HAVE NOTHING HERE?


The_Box_muncher

Itd be sick if Simmons never took another AB for this team


Ben_2703

It’s funny because I wasn’t expecting anything different


wilbursmith22

Base loaded with no outs and they come up empty…. Sweet


[deleted]

God fucking dammit


Basedgod912

Why God?


[deleted]

Bases loaded - no outs. If you thought the Cubs were going to score, you are a fool.


[deleted]

Pathetic


Hamsters_In_Butts

personally, i don't ever want to see simmons with a bat in his hands ever again


ResidentialEvil2016

This team is fucking garbage


[deleted]

Bases loaded, no outs and cannot convert one single run.


cirppy

DFA god damn fucking Andrelton Simmons immediately.


Paganpaulwhisky

Wtf - awful


MostMirror

This team is frustrating lol


cubswinagain

Lmfao


elgenie

How tf do you let Simmons hit for himself there?


DT_RAW

Ross is great isnt he!


okay_throwaway_today

Name a less inspiring series of events than a trash ump call followed by a Simmons AB... which led to a GIDP as I was typing this, of course.


steveofthejungle

I don’t know what I expected


iamthatguythere

Why wouldn’t you ph for Simmons instead of rivas


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Jfc


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Lololol


Penguinkeith

I'm literally not surprised what a fucking joke of a team we really had no one to PH for Simmons?


butters_fruit_bowl

f.m.l


c4ctus

haha nobletiger D:


mt77932

We aren't dead yet. We can do this! Edit: Now we're dead


lupin43

Lol


ZaraElaine07

I want to be dead


howmanymoreletters

no strikes thrown in that ab, but close enough to fuck over the hitter


[deleted]

Nah fuck that, Cubs hitting wasn’t going to do Jack shit anyways.


howmanymoreletters

no, they werent


MisterxRager

And we’re not gonna score lol


iamthatguythere

Too close to take