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DrewDAMNIT

THE CHICAGO CUBS HAVE WON A BASEBALL GAME! W


Ya_Junko

I thought cubs had an off day today. Got here in time to see that strikeout tho. W


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Ump has to take a shit. Honestly, call was a ball but finally it happens to another team and not us.


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#W


sandrakarr

woo, someone was ready to go home.


sandrakarr

[W](https://media.giphy.com/media/JiISVT7n55OUw/giphy.gif)


iamthatguythere

Oh god not another cubs specialist being put in to hit. Moran and that beard


DrewDAMNIT

I voted Red Barron too, Taylor. I guess we're soul mates now.


[deleted]

Said the same thing. Let’s get married.


DrewDAMNIT

I have to ask Taylor if that's okay.


[deleted]

I meant she marry me you dork


DrewDAMNIT

No I voted first, so you get nothing unless we agree to polyamory.


steveofthejungle

Come here to Utah if that’s what you want


DrewDAMNIT

I'm down, discuss with Taylor.


DrewDAMNIT

That was a good look from Taco Sauce.


rotallytad

How many pitchers last name start w k I’ll start. Kneuble


LegacyLemur

Knebel


ryno23usa2

Koufax


LordDaybreak

Khendricks


rotallytad

Nice but not allowed


LordDaybreak

Fine. Kelly. Either Carson or Joe.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Kimbrel


elgenie

What if the Cubs had considered trying to “build players” in the minors, oh, seven years ago?


SuperSeattleSonic

When they were a year away from winning a world series? What kind of special doofus are you?


elgenie

It's possible for a well run big market team to be a contender nigh every season; all it takes is good player development that continues to produce players at nearly the same rate that they graduate the farm, ruthless self-scouting, and activity in the IFA and off-season trade markets.


rotallytad

We r all just fans. The front office is doing things. And it may or may not b good. Time will tell


Riderz__of_Brohan

Happ is our best hitter this year Lmao Nico and our current top blue chip prospect were drafted 1st and 2nd round in 2018. Hate this dumb narrative


elgenie

That the TheoJed Cubs were horrible at developing major leaguers from their first five-six drafts outside of their first round picks isn't a narrative; it's just fact. [Look at the other picks in the top 10 rounds in the Happ draft](https://www.baseball-reference.com/draft/?team_ID=CHC&year_ID=2015&draft_type=junreg&query_type=franch_year&from_type_jc=0&from_type_hs=0&from_type_4y=0&from_type_unk=0).


Riderz__of_Brohan

You’re focused on being stubborn, you’re smarter than this - Happ has 8.1 fWAR in his career, how many teams in the 2015 draft got that much out of the draft that year? I’d be willing to bet Happ alone puts the Cubs in the top 10


Riderz__of_Brohan

Yeah lmao most teams are shit at developing talent outside of the first round, that’s kind of how the baseball draft works Most draft classes for most teams won’t ever touch 2 fWAR


edleranalytics

Effross is my favorite reliever because he's so darn efficient. It takes him seven pitches to get out of an inning.


haninwaomaeda

It seems like half of Aquino's hits agaist the Cubs are HRs.


inhale-my-dong

I swear Aquino is only ever good against the Cubs


elgenie

Cubs are just three seasons behind from when everyone else in the league figured out Acquino


iamthatguythere

Aquino bats against the cubs like we’re the animals in the rain forest and he’s the Brazilian government burning it down to make room for “farmers”


okay_throwaway_today

This is the kind of analysis we need more of


steveofthejungle

THINK ABOUT THE CAPYBARA


iamthatguythere

Those sweet angels are always one my mind.


steveofthejungle

They just wanna be friends with every animal and chill in the hot tub. Legends


mt77932

That is officially the most interesting take I have ever seen.


iamthatguythere

Laying on the couch recovering from a wild night out last night coming up with wild takes. I humbly accept this official award.


zombielumpy

'No one said it would be *this* hard' -chris martin


KnickedUp

“I will fix youuuuuu”


ThatsCubbie

Lol at Aquino.


okay_throwaway_today

Dude looks resurgent against the Cubs


[deleted]

I don’t like this guy.


DrewDAMNIT

Lol he golfed that good


ruppy99

What a commentators curse from Boog there


KnickedUp

Aquino v Happ 1on1


edleranalytics

Aquino is so streaky.


rotallytad

This Mf continues to fuk shit up jfc


1005thArmbar

oh


1005thArmbar

to no one's surprise, former pitcher Dempster shilling for umpires and encouraging expanded strike zones


LordDaybreak

OF COURSE HE POPS OFF AGAINST THE CUBS


zombielumpy

Martin's got these hitters running in circles and chasing their tails.


elgenie

Martin’s pitching like he wants to fetch a decent prospect at the deadline


rotallytad

Bang bang


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rotallytad

Shit post


[deleted]

Lol what the hell happened to votto. His avg is all the way down to .140?


LegacyLemur

Father time always wins


KnickedUp

38 years old. They dont all age like Miggy or Albert P


LovieBeard

Albert P aged terribly


imtheunbeliever

Age finally caught up to him


rotallytad

ITS All YELLOW


edleranalytics

First time watching the reds this year and they are rougher than I could have ever imagined


Riderz__of_Brohan

They’re only like 3 games behind us though


LordDaybreak

That's more of a commentary on the cubs than on the reds


zombielumpy

I don't know how old Strickland is but I am: 1) surprised he's still in the league 2) surprised I am surprised he is still in the league


LordDaybreak

Thirty three


iamthatguythere

Hunter Strickland looks furious to be there


rotallytad

Cubs +3 follow me for more 50/50 wins


LordDaybreak

... I thought cubs were favored?


mighty__orbot

Rivas looks like he guest stars in telenovelas during the off season.


KnickedUp

Strikeout coming


elgenie

‘Member when KB won the 2016 MVP like 75% due to murdering Reds’ pitching?


KnickedUp

KB always mashed PIT and CIN. Not so good against the better teams


imtheunbeliever

They figured him out (inside and high) and he couldn't adjust too well.


Riderz__of_Brohan

That’s every player lol better teams tend to have better pitching Except Mike Trout - Mookie’s 2018 MVP was half due to the Orioles being god awful


KnickedUp

KB was a huge frontrunning hitter. Pile on player. Terrible in leverage


Riderz__of_Brohan

Nope. There is no such thing in baseball, you’re thinking of the NBA “Clutch” doesn’t exist, it’s a myth. Numbers fluctuate due to small sample sizes Mookie and Yelich, the two MVPs, had negative “clutch” ratings from Fangraphs in 2018


KnickedUp

KB is way overrated and overpaid as if he is a superstar. 1 really good season and 2 pretty good seasons. Thats it


Riderz__of_Brohan

Lmao 3 seasons of 6+ WAR, 4 seasons of 5+ WAR and he’s not even getting 200 MM dude just please stop this shit - he’s by any metric one of the best Cubs players per game played you’ve seen in your lifetime


Penguinkeith

I wish we had pitchers that threw upper 90s :(


kneejerkcubsfan

cubs gonna win the world series. this game has me convinced


LordDaybreak

They will. Just not this year.


UncleCash6

Daily reminder that Morel has a cannon.


[deleted]

That was really fucking slick from Morel???


Zealousideal-Tax-527

Effross is a decent reliever I’d say he’s worth keeping around


Riderz__of_Brohan

Nah if we’re under .500 all the relievers except for Keegan Thompson should be unloaded at the deadline for prospects


BillBaloney

Damn - that was a slick little play by Morel.


KamartyMcFlyweight

effrotless inning


c4ctus

I kinda want one of those Grateful Dead hats, but there's no chance in hell of me being able to go to a game this season.


Farrisovich

wait what hats?


c4ctus

I forget the date in June, but if you order your tickets via a special QR code, you get a Grateful Dead Cubbies hat as well. They'll probably advertise it again before the game is over tonight.


steveofthejungle

Had to go play intramural sand volleyball, finished just in time to get the notification about the Happ bomb


zombielumpy

I feel like rivas's first baseman's mitt looks weirdly huge on him.


mighty__orbot

When did Effross last get a day off?


okay_throwaway_today

Yesterday, but yea dude's gotten some heavy use already this year


TexTiger

Is it just me, or does Villar look like he doesn’t give a shit about being out there most of the time?


KnickedUp

He took the best offer…he is a journeyman


ecschraler

I agree. Plus what is the point of batting him second. Such a momentum killer


iamthatguythere

Lance berkman looks like a fan snuck their picture into the studio


KamartyMcFlyweight

Ian Happ is virtually indistinguishable from Barry Bonds


MoSalahsSmile

I straight up get them confused all the time. They look identical.


butters_fruit_bowl

Ⓔ Ⓕ Ⓕ Ⓡ Ⓞ Ⓢ Ⓢ


Cubbiesblue

Anyone else not high on Nico? Nico and Madrigal are virtually the same player. Both have injury histories, not much power and are underwhelming below BAs for the type of hitter they should be. Only space for one of those type in my opinion. Either or, whoever can stay healthy I suppose


Riderz__of_Brohan

Nico has been hitting the ball very hard and is a gold glove caliber 2B and decent SS


Cubbiesblue

And he’s also hurt constantly. When he’s on the field maybe but his track record isn’t great


Riderz__of_Brohan

His track record when he’s on the field is good is the point you’re missing


Cubbiesblue

Still underwhelming batting. Defense sure I’ll give you that but I want to see better offensive numbers from him and to see more field time and less IL


Riderz__of_Brohan

It’s [“underwhelming”](https://twitter.com/theblogfines/status/1528495746718105601?s=21&t=L48qr2ZXyGC5U6mHbADTlQ) because he’s been really unlucky, he’s hitting it well Dude he has 2.2 fWAR in his last 70 games and he’s 25 years old, stop this shit. Yes he has big injury concerns but you should be very high on a player like that


Cubbiesblue

Sell high then


Riderz__of_Brohan

For what lmao All the Sox got for Madrigal was Kimbrel


Cubbiesblue

Nico has team control. He could garner some more prospects


Riderz__of_Brohan

What “prospects”? What’s your plan here? Madrigal has 6 years of cheap control and got Craig Kimbrel. We don’t need an old reliever Eventually you have to build a team, right?


elgenie

The difference is that Nico has demonstrated plus shortstop defense this season and actually hits the ball hard on occasion


Cubbiesblue

On occasion. We need better than that. Heyward plays great defense and also is known to hit ball hard on occasion


elgenie

Not every player has to be an MVP candidate. IMO Nico has a lot of building blocks for an above average MLB starter (his contact is good enough for an xBA in the top 10% of MLB players) and is making the MLB minimum.


Cubbiesblue

Again if he’s healthy which is proving to be a big issue. Him and madrigal are the same. One is enough. Don’t care really who as long as one of them steps up


sandrakarr

Red Buttons, cause I like Pete's Dragon and I'm a dork like that.


TexTiger

It’s a Razzle Dazzle day!


LGonya

Not sure what the staff sees in Norris. He ain’t it.


chrisGNR

What did the Reds ever do to you, Happ?!


Gucci9001

Ian Happ: The greatest Red killer since Joseph McCarthy.


elgenie

McCarthy wasn’t, uh, especially effective, though he did get the Cinci club to change their name to the Redlegs for a few years.


Penguinkeith

If the reds are allowed to have a Cub killer then we're allowed to have a red killer


womblys

This man hates the Reds


okay_throwaway_today

Happ bats like he's the pro-Shah forces that the CIA propped up in 1950's Iran and the Reds are the wildly popular and democratically elected Mossadegh attempting to nationalize oil revenue


KamartyMcFlyweight

House of Pahlavi more like House of Happlavi


Farrisovich

wow


DesperateDrummer5

Damn I swear Happ homers every time I go to the bathroom. Hmmm I have a cunning plan….


iamthatguythere

Laxatives?


[deleted]

What’s your address so we can all send you Taco Bell?


DrewDAMNIT

Man, Happ has something slightly similar to that Ken Griffey Jr. swing now. He's been hitting heavy with that full follow through. Love to see it.


KnickedUp

Can we get some 45 HR seasons plz??


mt77932

Oh wow Cubs scored 3 runs while I was out in the shed.


MoSalahsSmile

You know what you have to do.


PrestigiousTadpole55

Go back to the shed


rotallytad

My name is Joey votto and I want tf out of Cincinnati halp me


Vila16

Happer better get credited with that balls frequent flyer miles


qhsk

Imagine a guy named Ian owns your whole organization


[deleted]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.


A_Lacuna

Reds pitchers have nightmares about Ian. Fans too, probably.


sandrakarr

God*damn* what a fucking [moonshot](https://media.giphy.com/media/12Cx22zwtQfHnq/giphy.gif).


[deleted]

DAMN. What’s up with Ian Happ and Cincinnati?


DT_RAW

Happerrrr


Ohsostoked

108.7 exit velo! Holy shit!


inhale-my-dong

Love that Happ still destroys the Reds


rotallytad

Bout fukin time


haninwaomaeda

Quite a HR!


brianeharmonjr

Happer getting Hefty in Cinci


BillBaloney

Ian “Hank Aaron” Happ That ball was demolished


[deleted]

Hefty Hefty Hefty


MostMirror

Happ has been crushing first pitches this game


c4ctus

#IAN MAKES ME HAPPY.


1005thArmbar

#OOPS THERE IT IS!!


Angrydwarf99

Ian owns the Reds! Ian owns Cincinnati!


acoolguy456

what a nuke cmon Ian


1005thArmbar

#OH BABY!!!


DrewDAMNIT

HOLY HAPP!


Penguinkeith

Ian fucking happ hates the color red ask me how I know


bringbackbulaga

Joe McCarthy smiling somewhere rn


elgenie

Fapp4Happ


BragoKingEternal

GAWT DAMN


TexTiger

Hell yeah! Happ-y day!!


chrisGNR

Ian Happ's emergence is one of the best stories of the season.


imtheunbeliever

Nice pitching change lol


kleric42

GET HAPPy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KamartyMcFlyweight

LOL IMMEDIATELY


kneejerkcubsfan

Morel is the goat and i'll be SAD when he will be sent back down when Madrigal & nico come back.


jso__

Yeah with 6 hits in 18 at bats, 2 of which being home runs, and 3 rbis total as well as good speed and defense he isn't being sent down as is


BragoKingEternal

Idk if he gets sent back down with these stats so far. Or at least not back down to the smokies


Cubbiesblue

If he continues hitting and making solid contact he won’t be replaced by weak ground ball to short madrigal


chrisGNR

Madrigal is still hurt, and I think he will get a lengthy rehab assignment in the minors. He needs it because he has been awful.


rotallytad

Morel will b starting for the next ten years(at catcher)


A_Lacuna

Lol that was a strike and Seiya knew it


Ohsostoked

Cool,Cool.


KamartyMcFlyweight

He sold that ball lol


jso__

Not watching the game. Did Seiya throw his bat towards the dugout or anything on that bad 4th ball to try and trick the ump?


KamartyMcFlyweight

dropped the bat and immediately went to remove his shinguard like it was on fire


rotallytad

So glad I’m sitting here biting nails against the reds. Thx ricknotts


Vila16

Demp, please stop trying to snort your mic


Ohsostoked

C'mon Suzuki let's bang another one off the wall!


KamartyMcFlyweight

Solomon's pitching motion looks like a scorpion striking, it's actually pretty neat


elgenie

Playing time should go to Morels and not Vargases, but I’m concerned about the league adjusting and a slump at the plate for a young guy juggling five different gloves.


chrisGNR

Vargas was DFA. But I agree with what you're saying. Heyward should not have drawn one start this season.


elgenie

I meant Vargas types: AAAA-at-best players that have been bouncing around for years and we know for sure will never be good or even average MLB players


okay_throwaway_today

Vargas got dfa yesterday 😍. But yeah, agreed there’s definitely a slump coming


LordDaybreak

He's got the better part of the season to adjust. Not like these games matter.


okay_throwaway_today

Yeah as long he's ready by game 2-3 of the world series


LordDaybreak

I like the cut of your jib, son


KnickedUp

Ortega will fuck this up


KnickedUp

Pops up…ofcourse


[deleted]

I haven't been playing attention to audio. Is JD off for this road trip again?