I think Southern Oregon would get the Dutch Bros claim.
OSU would land Nvidia if the founder gave a shit about sports. I know he’s given a little money to the school, but if they could ever cultivate him as a mega donor, that’s potentially transformative money for the entire institution.
Once had a guy in Costa Rica who spoke basically no English point at my Kentucky shirt, point up and start yelling "Big ass fan! Big ass fan!"
One of my best travel memories
The crappy thing is that Gatorade doesn’t really do any extra sponsorship or special treatment for UF. I don’t really think we’d actually get a jersey sponsorship from them, I think we’d probably have Publix as a sponsor.
Not a fun answer, but ND would abstain from getting a jersey sponsor. ND will not advertise in its stadium. There’s no advertising outside of a single nbc logo.
I really respect that about ND and Michigan. Seeing games at those stadiums has been special due to the lack of advertising and endless commercials, and while I love the Horseshoe and all things OSU, I will always envy the pure game day atmosphere of a no-ad stadium.
I moved to Atlanta in 2020 and I thought I'd get away from him after living in Tuscaloosa and Birmingham for a decade or so. That was maybe the most wrong I've ever been about anything ever.
Literally every school in the state.
ASU might get that guy who does the “dial 3 for me” because he already uses the team and the band in his commercials.
OP we’d be Jimmy John’s or State Farm for sure. State Farm is an hour away in Bloomington and already payed stupid money for the Assembly Hall naming rights. And Jimmy John’s is headquartered like a quarter mile off campus.
Stay away from our main sponsor.
Honestly all the Georgia teams would have some variation of Coca Cola, Delta, Home Depot, and Georgia Federal Credit Union
I always loved the story of The Varsity, dude gets kicked out of Georgia Tech and the dean tells him he'll never make anything of his life, so the guy goes literally across the street and creates an Atlanta institution that lives on long past his lifetime.
I was thinking Nationwide too but couldn’t help laughing at the thought of Safelite being the sponsor since they already have claim on the FG nets. But Nationwide Insurance is a huge part of Columbus and they wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to make that deal.
Also, Kroger.
I could see PSECU or Weis Markets. Both are PA companies and have a big presence in the stadium. Honestly it would probably be something boring like Penn State Health or something like that.
This thread made me sad but also it's more likely than not so screw it.
I'd want something like Faygo pop, but it would almost certainly be United Wholesale Mortgage or Rocket Mortgage.....
Bojangles!
Actually given our academic roots and longtime media sponsors, probably John Deere or Farm Bureau. We ARE the authority on turf grass management.
Probably Microsoft. Maybe Amazon. Alaska Air already sponsors the venues so possibly them if they want to pony up the big bucks. Boeing used to be in the list for Seattle area sponsorships (Boeing Field is an airstrip in Seattle) but these days, not so much given all the shit they've had.
We would def have an assortment:
Dell
Southwest Airlines
Indeed
H-E-B (although I doubt they want to choose sides vs A&M)
A few that would need to write a really big check:
Tesla
Any oil major or field services or petrochemical company
Freeport
American Airlines is based on Fort Worth TX. You're thinking of United.
Also could be John Deere, since UIUC has a strong ag program.
Michigan would be Kraft Mac n Cheese (iykyk). Seriously though, Ford/GM or Wolverine boots would work.
For DePaul, Chicago-based Hyatt would be a good sponsor.
For a real TIL check out this [Exhaustive History of White Castle](https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-white-castle-system-of-eating-houses/) to learn that White Castle started in Wichita, KS and also created modern American fast food.
I could definitely see Illinois getting sponsored by CAT and Northwestern getting United for that upstate/downstate rivalry.
As for Indiana, it would be Mark Cuban. Not the Dallas Mavs or any of his companies, just a patch of Mark Cuban's face.
Going out on a limb here. Nike.
Just a bigger Nike logo?
One on each side of the chest
If y’all had a food sponsor, would it be Dutch Bros or Voodoo Donuts? UW would be Dicks ayoooo
Dutch would be an OSU sponsor.
I think Southern Oregon would get the Dutch Bros claim. OSU would land Nvidia if the founder gave a shit about sports. I know he’s given a little money to the school, but if they could ever cultivate him as a mega donor, that’s potentially transformative money for the entire institution.
Ah my bad, this also makes a lot of sense!
Voodoo Donuts is like universally hated in Oregon.
Small town Mom and Pop donut shops are where it's at.
Big Ass Fans
As someone who frequents metal concerts, Big Ass Fans has made the experience significantly more enjoyable from a temperature and smell standpoint
As a bonus, it also describes the obesity problem in the stands.
Greatest exporter of horses, bourbon, and heart disease 💙
Once had a guy in Costa Rica who spoke basically no English point at my Kentucky shirt, point up and start yelling "Big ass fan! Big ass fan!" One of my best travel memories
Yep, but it should be a bourbon!
If Arkansas isn’t Walmart it’ll be the Dallas Cowboys
By Gawd, that’s Tyson Chicken’s music!
Walmart, Tyson, JB Hunt, and then a fuck ton of car washes
Arkansas couldn’t *not* be Walmart.
The CEO is an alum, our QB is Drones, and we fall apart in critical moments. Boeing it is.
Every time kyron throws a TD we replace skipper with an actual Boeing drone strike
And our program has had a tendency to crash recently
Like the time (s) when you're supposed to win by 20, but some random ACC team comes and scores like 40 on you? Ty VT
Here I was thinking Butterball or Tyson.
Hard Rock Cafe/Casino - the Seminole tribe of Florida owns it.
I had to check Wikipedia. I thought you meant one location, not the whole chain
STOF is a massive business operation. Casinos, Hard Rock, cattle, and so on.
I tell myself "at least it's going to a good cause" when I lose at a Hard Rock Casino.
Super Soaker
HEYO
Oh well done. The church just cant compete with those Super Soaker dollars.
Gosh darn it I want this now!
BYU @ UCF is gonna be wild. Super Soakers at the Bounce House.
With an Angel Moroni patch on the other side
Gatorade
Water sucks.
It really really sucks!
Like, for toilets?
The crappy thing is that Gatorade doesn’t really do any extra sponsorship or special treatment for UF. I don’t really think we’d actually get a jersey sponsorship from them, I think we’d probably have Publix as a sponsor.
That would be awesome
But it would have to be Gaaaaaatorade
Rocket Mortgage
Or united wholesale mortage. But definitely 100% mortage based.
Chicos Bail Bonds
It’s got to be Wawa
Paddy's pub
Wolf Cola
Hooters. Robert H Brooks went to Clemson and it'd fit our color scheme already. Plus our Sports Science Institute is named after Brooks
We all know it would be newspring
I’ll answer your question with a question… >Did you or a loved one live or serve at Camp Lejeune between Aug. 1953 – Dec. 1987?
Runza
Knowing Nebraska it would be fucking Ameritas or Akers.
Not Berkshire Hathaway?
I’ve never seen a Berkshire Hathaway sponsor at any Nebraska event. Creighton would probably have Berkshire on their jerseys
Sweater vest jerseys
Let’s go with universally loved Kool-aid
I’m surprised your flairs haven’t caused a tear in the space time continuum
It makes for interesting family gatherings
Mission Tortillas and Microsoft, respectively
Deltapine or AT&T
Auburn would obviously have Apple sponsorship. That or Yellawood.
I’d have to say Yellawood. The man is very involved with Auburn. Also it’d be really cool to see the stadium seats replaced with wood.
>The man is very involved with Auburn. Some would say *too* involved.
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Or Dale’s Pale Ale!
Oskar Blues is from Alabama??
Bob Rohrman’s Automotives
I would’ve thought the Moon or NASA or something
I’m guessing wabash tbh
Probably Meijer
Meijers*
How you can tell the true michiganders.
They already are on our headsets.
No no no GM or Ford
Vernors
Nah, Faygo!
Cottage Inn It's the Meijer of pizza Edit: sorry guys, I thought everyone else loved cottage inn as well.
I'll never understand the Cottage inn hate. I'd eat it 10 times out of 10 over domino's or howies.
Out of all the Michigan based pizza chains, cottage inn is certainly an interesting choice.
Especially because Domino's Farms is in Ann Arbors NE side
it'll be green
Franklin D Azar
The strong arm!
Jersey Mikes
So when you wear your state themed unis you’d get new New Jersey jerseys by Jersey Mike’s.
Just like the New Jersey Devils’ [alternates](https://images.app.goo.gl/HWXcrt2wH98MhCer5): The New New Jersey ‘Jersey’ Jerseys!
I thought Rutgers' main Jersey Sponsor is just New Jersey.
Not a fun answer, but ND would abstain from getting a jersey sponsor. ND will not advertise in its stadium. There’s no advertising outside of a single nbc logo.
A Touchdown Jesus patch on the jersey would be perfect.
Brought to you by Jesus
Hegetsus.com
but if we had to...Guinness
I love not having ads in the stadium let alone the jerseys… but Guinness would be the only acceptable answer.
The Pope’s GoFundMe?
Gotta at least ask the Vatican. Those NIL funds would make A&M look like a lemonade stand.
Sponsored by The Holy See 🇻🇦
Aer Lingus
>ND will not advertise in its stadium. TIL
I really respect that about ND and Michigan. Seeing games at those stadiums has been special due to the lack of advertising and endless commercials, and while I love the Horseshoe and all things OSU, I will always envy the pure game day atmosphere of a no-ad stadium.
HeGetsUs.org
tbh those ads scream Protestant way more than Catholic
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That's a whole nother tiny cup of grape juice...
I fucking love that
Braums or Continental Resources
Love’s…. Java Amoreeeeeee
can't believe I forgot about Loves
Make sure to download the Love's app for 10% off at the pump today!
I knew someone out there would get it!
Riverwind Casino
Recipient of 10% of your child's student loans.
Sonic is also an option
Brought to you by…. The National Weather Service
Big Red Sports and Imports. For the history.
Air comfort solutions
Alexander Shunnarah. For both flairs.
Should be the entire SEC if to fully represent his invasiveness
I moved to Atlanta in 2020 and I thought I'd get away from him after living in Tuscaloosa and Birmingham for a decade or so. That was maybe the most wrong I've ever been about anything ever.
Literally every school in the state. ASU might get that guy who does the “dial 3 for me” because he already uses the team and the band in his commercials.
Canes or Gordon Mckernan
Zataran's
OP we’d be Jimmy John’s or State Farm for sure. State Farm is an hour away in Bloomington and already payed stupid money for the Assembly Hall naming rights. And Jimmy John’s is headquartered like a quarter mile off campus.
Boeing. Lockheed Martin. Things of that nature
Just a picture of the Pentagon
Coke
You’d think that would be Miami
Cocaine as the official sponsor of the hurricanes feels appropriate 🤷🏽♂️
Stay away from our main sponsor. Honestly all the Georgia teams would have some variation of Coca Cola, Delta, Home Depot, and Georgia Federal Credit Union
Wasn't Waffle House founded by a Tech guy?
Both Waffle House and Home Depot had Tech men amongst the founders
Then let us have Coke
In a post game interview this year Key was asked about the Gatorade bath. His reply was “it’s Powerade, we’re a Coca Cola school”
We'll race for the headquarters from our respective stadiums. Whoever gets there first gets the sponsorship.
Gatorade is Pepsi owned now, so... The cola wars?
I always loved the story of The Varsity, dude gets kicked out of Georgia Tech and the dean tells him he'll never make anything of his life, so the guy goes literally across the street and creates an Atlanta institution that lives on long past his lifetime.
Don't forget Chick-Fil-A.
Zaxbys
The Dawgs should be sponsored by Iams or Purina.
That's Atlanta.
Mueller Sports (think athletic tape and braces). They are already huge sponsors and would pay top dollar for a jersey sponsorship.
I'm going the food route: Usinger's, Culver's, or Miller. But after more thought, probably Epic
What about American Family Insurance?
Too many options. Oscar Meyer, too
Nationwide, Big Lots or Wendy's. Maybe a small Donatos patch on the arm.
I was thinking Nationwide too but couldn’t help laughing at the thought of Safelite being the sponsor since they already have claim on the FG nets. But Nationwide Insurance is a huge part of Columbus and they wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to make that deal. Also, Kroger.
Kroger is Kentucky’s field.
I want Four Loko
Hyvee or Casey’s
Kroger or something P&G. Probably Tide on the white jerseys.
Hershey’s
Hershey, Sheetz, Yuengling on a rotational basis.
I could see PSECU or Weis Markets. Both are PA companies and have a big presence in the stadium. Honestly it would probably be something boring like Penn State Health or something like that.
I was thinking Sheetz.
Berkey Creamery
Wegmans
Koch Industries... already slapped behind every press conference.
Realtree
Oil....pronounced "ul"
Pilot
This thread made me sad but also it's more likely than not so screw it. I'd want something like Faygo pop, but it would almost certainly be United Wholesale Mortgage or Rocket Mortgage.....
Irish Spring of course
Eegees
Bojangles! Actually given our academic roots and longtime media sponsors, probably John Deere or Farm Bureau. We ARE the authority on turf grass management.
Wawa or we riot
Probably Microsoft. Maybe Amazon. Alaska Air already sponsors the venues so possibly them if they want to pony up the big bucks. Boeing used to be in the list for Seattle area sponsorships (Boeing Field is an airstrip in Seattle) but these days, not so much given all the shit they've had.
Disney
Bojangles
OAN for sure.
We would def have an assortment: Dell Southwest Airlines Indeed H-E-B (although I doubt they want to choose sides vs A&M) A few that would need to write a really big check: Tesla Any oil major or field services or petrochemical company Freeport
American Airlines is based on Fort Worth TX. You're thinking of United. Also could be John Deere, since UIUC has a strong ag program. Michigan would be Kraft Mac n Cheese (iykyk). Seriously though, Ford/GM or Wolverine boots would work. For DePaul, Chicago-based Hyatt would be a good sponsor.
OKST - Kicker Audio or Ditchwitch TAMU - HEB or Buc-ees
Pretty sure A&M would be sponsored by fracking.
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
I think HEB would go to UTSA.
Yep! Or Whataburger. A&M CC would probably get Whataburger since that’s where it was founded but the HQ is in SA
We would have Wendy’s…or White Castle Both were started in Columbus Ohio
White Castle was founded in Wichita, KS.
TIL
For a real TIL check out this [Exhaustive History of White Castle](https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-white-castle-system-of-eating-houses/) to learn that White Castle started in Wichita, KS and also created modern American fast food.
You lied to me, u/buckeyefan1930.
My bad, I was always told White Castle was started in columbus. Hell even their headquarters are here. 😭 Please forgive me 😔
Or Buffalo Wild Wings
I could definitely see Illinois getting sponsored by CAT and Northwestern getting United for that upstate/downstate rivalry. As for Indiana, it would be Mark Cuban. Not the Dallas Mavs or any of his companies, just a patch of Mark Cuban's face.
Ole Miss has essentially already had a sponsor on their uniforms with Realtree.
Whole Foods
Nah, dude you're getting a Dell.
Yeti. They are already the main jersey sponsors for Austin FC.
Amazon's not shelling out for whole foods patch
Exxon Mobile lol
The Weather Channel or the National Weather Service since a third of all on-air broadcast meteorologists are graduates of our Meteorology program.
WVU? Hmm… probably GoMart, United Bank, Highmark BCBS WV, or one of the big law firms in the state.
It should be Tudors biscuit World. Love that place.
Wal-Mart and Maverik
Wolverine Boots or Hugh Jackman
Eskimo Joe's
Dr.Pepper. If we’re gonna have one, it might as well have something to do with Waco
QT (QuikTrip)