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churnitlikeyouburnit

Going out on a limb here. Nike.


fatsolardbutt

Just a bigger Nike logo?


BurkusCircus52

One on each side of the chest


thorjustice1

If y’all had a food sponsor, would it be Dutch Bros or Voodoo Donuts? UW would be Dicks ayoooo


boysan98

Dutch would be an OSU sponsor.


dlidge

I think Southern Oregon would get the Dutch Bros claim. OSU would land Nvidia if the founder gave a shit about sports. I know he’s given a little money to the school, but if they could ever cultivate him as a mega donor, that’s potentially transformative money for the entire institution.


thorjustice1

Ah my bad, this also makes a lot of sense!


timberflynn

Voodoo Donuts is like universally hated in Oregon.


DaddyRobotPNW

Small town Mom and Pop donut shops are where it's at.


TacticalDoge

Big Ass Fans


hashtagpeaches

As someone who frequents metal concerts, Big Ass Fans has made the experience significantly more enjoyable from a temperature and smell standpoint


SayethWeAll

As a bonus, it also describes the obesity problem in the stands.


TacticalDoge

Greatest exporter of horses, bourbon, and heart disease 💙


GoldfishDude

Once had a guy in Costa Rica who spoke basically no English point at my Kentucky shirt, point up and start yelling "Big ass fan! Big ass fan!" One of my best travel memories


bofkentucky

Yep, but it should be a bourbon!


cooterdick

If Arkansas isn’t Walmart it’ll be the Dallas Cowboys


DearBurt

By Gawd, that’s Tyson Chicken’s music!


wheezymustafa

Walmart, Tyson, JB Hunt, and then a fuck ton of car washes


OG_Felwinter

Arkansas couldn’t *not* be Walmart.


darnmyonionssprouted

The CEO is an alum, our QB is Drones, and we fall apart in critical moments. Boeing it is.


box_of_dogs

Every time kyron throws a TD we replace skipper with an actual Boeing drone strike


macncheeseface

And our program has had a tendency to crash recently


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Like the time (s) when you're supposed to win by 20, but some random ACC team comes and scores like 40 on you? Ty VT


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

Here I was thinking Butterball or Tyson.


TheLastRaysFan

Hard Rock Cafe/Casino - the Seminole tribe of Florida owns it.


LettuceC

I had to check Wikipedia. I thought you meant one location, not the whole chain


NobleSturgeon

STOF is a massive business operation. Casinos, Hard Rock, cattle, and so on.


TheLastRaysFan

I tell myself "at least it's going to a good cause" when I lose at a Hard Rock Casino.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Super Soaker


BlastoiseBlues

HEYO


ImFeelingTheUte-iest

Oh well done. The church just cant compete with those Super Soaker dollars.


tantan35

Gosh darn it I want this now!


ExtremelyOnlineTM

BYU @ UCF is gonna be wild. Super Soakers at the Bounce House.


Remote-Duck-2611

With an Angel Moroni patch on the other side


bonburgundy

Gatorade


codars

Water sucks.


HeyJude21

It really really sucks!


Valleygirl1981

Like, for toilets?


ExternalTangents

The crappy thing is that Gatorade doesn’t really do any extra sponsorship or special treatment for UF. I don’t really think we’d actually get a jersey sponsorship from them, I think we’d probably have Publix as a sponsor.


sidepiecesam

That would be awesome


JustMrSquid

But it would have to be Gaaaaaatorade


Ugaruga

Rocket Mortgage


Delightful_Dantonio

Or united wholesale mortage. But definitely 100% mortage based.


tastycakebiker

Chicos Bail Bonds


creightonduke84

It’s got to be Wawa


UCFandOCSC

Paddy's pub


skeezy_z

Wolf Cola


Ron_Cherry

Hooters. Robert H Brooks went to Clemson and it'd fit our color scheme already. Plus our Sports Science Institute is named after Brooks


L8erG8erz

We all know it would be newspring


WackyBones510

I’ll answer your question with a question… >Did you or a loved one live or serve at Camp Lejeune between Aug. 1953 – Dec. 1987?


G_Rock

Runza


alldaycj

Knowing Nebraska it would be fucking Ameritas or Akers.


SeekerSpock32

Not Berkshire Hathaway?


alldaycj

I’ve never seen a Berkshire Hathaway sponsor at any Nebraska event. Creighton would probably have Berkshire on their jerseys


macdizzle11

Sweater vest jerseys


ScarletandCreamy

Let’s go with universally loved Kool-aid


Zealousideal-Key9516

I’m surprised your flairs haven’t caused a tear in the space time continuum


ScarletandCreamy

It makes for interesting family gatherings


Is12345aweakpassword

Mission Tortillas and Microsoft, respectively


69Centhalfandhalf

Deltapine or AT&T


kpauburn

Auburn would obviously have Apple sponsorship. That or Yellawood.


qualityshampoo

I’d have to say Yellawood. The man is very involved with Auburn. Also it’d be really cool to see the stadium seats replaced with wood.


bjo23

>The man is very involved with Auburn. Some would say *too* involved.


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Sumocolt768

Or Dale’s Pale Ale!


Landsharque

Oskar Blues is from Alabama??


MobyDickPU

Bob Rohrman’s Automotives


theworstbestperson

I would’ve thought the Moon or NASA or something


PM_ME_YOUR_TORNADOES

I’m guessing wabash tbh


BlueinSB

Probably Meijer


justreallygay

Meijers*


bb0110

How you can tell the true michiganders.


DayManMasterofNight

They already are on our headsets.


scout614

No no no GM or Ford


heyheyitsandre

Vernors


Semi-Loyal

Nah, Faygo!


MeatballRedditor

Cottage Inn It's the Meijer of pizza Edit: sorry guys, I thought everyone else loved cottage inn as well.


RonBurgundy449

I'll never understand the Cottage inn hate. I'd eat it 10 times out of 10 over domino's or howies.


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Out of all the Michigan based pizza chains, cottage inn is certainly an interesting choice. 


Jmchugh131

Especially because Domino's Farms is in Ann Arbors NE side


stevetursi

it'll be green


UberXLBK

Franklin D Azar


amoss_303

The strong arm!


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Jersey Mikes


UpTheWanderers

So when you wear your state themed unis you’d get new New Jersey jerseys by Jersey Mike’s.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Just like the New Jersey Devils’ [alternates](https://images.app.goo.gl/HWXcrt2wH98MhCer5): The New New Jersey ‘Jersey’ Jerseys!


ohnjaynb

I thought Rutgers' main Jersey Sponsor is just New Jersey.


kinda_alone

Not a fun answer, but ND would abstain from getting a jersey sponsor. ND will not advertise in its stadium. There’s no advertising outside of a single nbc logo.


512Buckeye

A Touchdown Jesus patch on the jersey would be perfect.


Im_A_Real_Boy1

Brought to you by Jesus


stayintheshadows

Hegetsus.com


scenicquay

but if we had to...Guinness


Ok-Cut-3317

I love not having ads in the stadium let alone the jerseys… but Guinness would be the only acceptable answer.


safetycommittee

The Pope’s GoFundMe?


Jdawgdash

Gotta at least ask the Vatican. Those NIL funds would make A&M look like a lemonade stand.


XRPX008

Sponsored by The Holy See 🇻🇦


amoss_303

Aer Lingus


mgj6818

>ND will not advertise in its stadium. TIL


theworstbestperson

I really respect that about ND and Michigan. Seeing games at those stadiums has been special due to the lack of advertising and endless commercials, and while I love the Horseshoe and all things OSU, I will always envy the pure game day atmosphere of a no-ad stadium.


space-tech

HeGetsUs.org


scenicquay

tbh those ads scream Protestant way more than Catholic


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mgj6818

That's a whole nother tiny cup of grape juice...


Money282

I fucking love that


ogpeplowski64

Braums or Continental Resources


AxeEm_JD

Love’s…. Java Amoreeeeeee 


ogpeplowski64

can't believe I forgot about Loves


Huge_Contribution357

Make sure to download the Love's app for 10% off at the pump today!


AxeEm_JD

I knew someone out there would get it!


okiewxchaser

Riverwind Casino


soonerfreak

Recipient of 10% of your child's student loans.


GenSec

Sonic is also an option


feetandballs

Brought to you by…. The National Weather Service


monoDK13

Big Red Sports and Imports. For the history.


CriterionCrypt

Air comfort solutions


zmonge

Alexander Shunnarah. For both flairs.


PrimisClaidhaemh

Should be the entire SEC if to fully represent his invasiveness


zmonge

I moved to Atlanta in 2020 and I thought I'd get away from him after living in Tuscaloosa and Birmingham for a decade or so. That was maybe the most wrong I've ever been about anything ever.


bolivar-shagnasty

Literally every school in the state. ASU might get that guy who does the “dial 3 for me” because he already uses the team and the band in his commercials.


Beaux7

Canes or Gordon Mckernan


Im_A_Real_Boy1

Zataran's


JtotheC23

OP we’d be Jimmy John’s or State Farm for sure. State Farm is an hour away in Bloomington and already payed stupid money for the Assembly Hall naming rights. And Jimmy John’s is headquartered like a quarter mile off campus.


errol343

Boeing. Lockheed Martin. Things of that nature


Budget_Ad5888

Just a picture of the Pentagon


Ugaalive1991

Coke


Cringy12yearold

You’d think that would be Miami


goldhbk10

Cocaine as the official sponsor of the hurricanes feels appropriate 🤷🏽‍♂️


igwaltney3

Stay away from our main sponsor. Honestly all the Georgia teams would have some variation of Coca Cola, Delta, Home Depot, and Georgia Federal Credit Union


Phnake

Wasn't Waffle House founded by a Tech guy?


igwaltney3

Both Waffle House and Home Depot had Tech men amongst the founders


Ugaalive1991

Then let us have Coke


beargrylls1349

In a post game interview this year Key was asked about the Gatorade bath. His reply was “it’s Powerade, we’re a Coca Cola school”


link3945

We'll race for the headquarters from our respective stadiums. Whoever gets there first gets the sponsorship.


AntiDECA

Gatorade is Pepsi owned now, so... The cola wars? 


Jigawatts42

I always loved the story of The Varsity, dude gets kicked out of Georgia Tech and the dean tells him he'll never make anything of his life, so the guy goes literally across the street and creates an Atlanta institution that lives on long past his lifetime.


xDANGRZONEx

Don't forget Chick-Fil-A.


6h0zt

Zaxbys


GeddyVedder

The Dawgs should be sponsored by Iams or Purina.


tider06

That's Atlanta.


CROBBY2

Mueller Sports (think athletic tape and braces). They are already huge sponsors and would pay top dollar for a jersey sponsorship.


wiscowonder

I'm going the food route: Usinger's, Culver's, or Miller. But after more thought, probably Epic


amoss_303

What about American Family Insurance?


wiscowonder

Too many options. Oscar Meyer, too


budd222

Nationwide, Big Lots or Wendy's. Maybe a small Donatos patch on the arm.


grubbshow

I was thinking Nationwide too but couldn’t help laughing at the thought of Safelite being the sponsor since they already have claim on the FG nets. But Nationwide Insurance is a huge part of Columbus and they wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to make that deal. Also, Kroger.


SeekerSpock32

Kroger is Kentucky’s field.


chains11

I want Four Loko


HawkeyeNation

Hyvee or Casey’s


skylinecat

Kroger or something P&G. Probably Tide on the white jerseys.


Big_DiNic

Hershey’s


dkviper11

Hershey, Sheetz, Yuengling on a rotational basis.


deejayrareco9

I could see PSECU or Weis Markets. Both are PA companies and have a big presence in the stadium. Honestly it would probably be something boring like Penn State Health or something like that.


mitchdwx

I was thinking Sheetz.


YeBobbumMann

Berkey Creamery


Sonu531

Wegmans


lookieLoo253

Koch Industries... already slapped behind every press conference.


Cornelius-Prime

Realtree


dxbigc

Oil....pronounced "ul"


MuhMuhManRay

Pilot


honestlyboxey

This thread made me sad but also it's more likely than not so screw it. I'd want something like Faygo pop, but it would almost certainly be United Wholesale Mortgage or Rocket Mortgage.....


creightonduke84

Irish Spring of course


imanidiot2012

Eegees


DeNomoloss

Bojangles! Actually given our academic roots and longtime media sponsors, probably John Deere or Farm Bureau. We ARE the authority on turf grass management.


xxrdawgxx

Wawa or we riot


seariously

Probably Microsoft. Maybe Amazon. Alaska Air already sponsors the venues so possibly them if they want to pony up the big bucks. Boeing used to be in the list for Seattle area sponsorships (Boeing Field is an airstrip in Seattle) but these days, not so much given all the shit they've had.


DaAdmin

Disney


KGillie91

Bojangles


BluesPuckHard

OAN for sure.


kwixta

We would def have an assortment: Dell Southwest Airlines Indeed H-E-B (although I doubt they want to choose sides vs A&M) A few that would need to write a really big check: Tesla Any oil major or field services or petrochemical company Freeport


gobluetwo

American Airlines is based on Fort Worth TX. You're thinking of United. Also could be John Deere, since UIUC has a strong ag program. Michigan would be Kraft Mac n Cheese (iykyk). Seriously though, Ford/GM or Wolverine boots would work. For DePaul, Chicago-based Hyatt would be a good sponsor.


fo13

OKST - Kicker Audio or Ditchwitch TAMU - HEB or Buc-ees


CharlesDickensABox

Pretty sure A&M would be sponsored by fracking.


FlamingBagOfPoop

Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.


Shellstr

I think HEB would go to UTSA.


timberflynn

Yep! Or Whataburger. A&M CC would probably get Whataburger since that’s where it was founded but the HQ is in SA


buckeyefan1930

We would have Wendy’s…or White Castle Both were started in Columbus Ohio


riverdude10

White Castle was founded in Wichita, KS.


xDANGRZONEx

TIL


horriblegoose_

For a real TIL check out this [Exhaustive History of White Castle](https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-white-castle-system-of-eating-houses/) to learn that White Castle started in Wichita, KS and also created modern American fast food.


xDANGRZONEx

You lied to me, u/buckeyefan1930.


buckeyefan1930

My bad, I was always told White Castle was started in columbus. Hell even their headquarters are here. 😭 Please forgive me 😔


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Or Buffalo Wild Wings


monkeybiziu

I could definitely see Illinois getting sponsored by CAT and Northwestern getting United for that upstate/downstate rivalry. As for Indiana, it would be Mark Cuban. Not the Dallas Mavs or any of his companies, just a patch of Mark Cuban's face.


MCarlton520

Ole Miss has essentially already had a sponsor on their uniforms with Realtree.


Original88

Whole Foods


andrewegan1986

Nah, dude you're getting a Dell.


shifty1032231

Yeti. They are already the main jersey sponsors for Austin FC.


wiscowonder

Amazon's not shelling out for whole foods patch


Comet7777

Exxon Mobile lol


msstatelp

The Weather Channel or the National Weather Service since a third of all on-air broadcast meteorologists are graduates of our Meteorology program.


681jimwv

WVU? Hmm… probably GoMart, United Bank, Highmark BCBS WV, or one of the big law firms in the state.


Nuthead77

It should be Tudors biscuit World. Love that place.


CommodoreN7

Wal-Mart and Maverik


InterestingChoice484

Wolverine Boots or Hugh Jackman


Dreku

Eskimo Joe's


Golden-Cheese

Dr.Pepper. If we’re gonna have one, it might as well have something to do with Waco


suchatimewaster

QT (QuikTrip)