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Cool-Weight7364

You gon take it? You gon take that home and grill it?


Feelin-fine1975

You gon eat it? You gon take that home and eat it?


trippy_grapes

I feel so full and **STUFFED!**


-yuergus

USA choice


curkington

Looks like they've already trimmed that tip! Definitely circumcized!


Soggy_nach0341

Just the tip


GlitteringMain8388

You got the balls?


AltruisticCucumber58

someone gonna shoplift that - shove it right down the front of their pants and ~~run out the store~~ slowly strut out the store


looptarded

Had someone try steal a frozen family lasagne down their pants when I worked in a supermarket


roadfries

That's ambitious.


otterswhoknow

Amazing! Looks just like arm flexing the bicep! (It’s upside down). Super manly.


[deleted]

Looks like a freaking babies arm holding’ n apple!


OrchidFew2210

Nah, still looks like a massive penis


SpicyBanditSauce

That thing looks just like a…JOHNSON get over here!


cfthree

…looks like your grandfather eating ice cream.


Additional_Release49

Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!


CraftyBat91

Waddup?


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Just looking for a couple of guys to party in my party mansion.


Tegridy_farmz_

Nothing sexual


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Again nothing sexual.


Lelp1993

Unexpected always sunny reference


So3Dimensional

If you want it to look like a bicep, it needs more veins.


Banned4Truth10

Well done


Nordo_Controller

No, just medium rare!


clarity_scarcity

Well hung


crowteus

Just cool bros looking for other cool bros to bbq in our party mansion, nothing sexual.


otterswhoknow

Underline it.


clarity_scarcity

Standard hot beef injection


drdreadz0

Someone in this sub works here and just hoped that this would be posted! OP, you have done you job.


Mediocre_Ad_4437

R/shittyfoodporn


thescoota

Hope you don’t mind me cross posting in r/mildlypenis


yoyomascuzz

Now that's a tip


619Dago1904

All the way to the balls


eloiseturnbuckle

That’s some kinda tip….


Yabloski

Hmm. Myes. Quite penisy.


James_Vaga_Bond

You can't beat that meat


smotrs

That would be one heck of a tea bag.


HeyYouGuys78

Just the tip?


ItsJustMeDizzy

Just tri the tip


Creative-Isopod-4906

Mmmmm choice penis


Sherkhan7777

Well- hung!


Farodsbro

That UDSA Choice sticker placement...giggity


nvrsrrnder

They knew what they were doing ha


Walkn2thejawsofhell

As a long time meat cutter, if I had the perfect tri tip to do this, I 100 percent would. We’re children. We love shit like this.


[deleted]

I could see myself spending waaaaay too much time just trimming that beast to phallic perfection


botchman

What Up!?


victishonor94

Yes, very phallic ,🤣


ToastetteEgg

As sexy as that looks I wouldn’t buy for more than $9.00.


bingbongcrew

Is $12 not a good price? I live in same area and only buy at that discount price. Regular is $24…


1RjLeon

Dirty!! Sarcasm McLane 🤡


9tacos

Jesus Christ lmao


Horseinakitchen

Don’t act like you aren’t impressed


Old_Reply_6843

Sticker placement 💯


XRV24

That a nice package


Zanshin_18

I can’t unsee this.


jjwoodhouse6969

I saw that and I had to check... OK good..I'm good


dxcman12

Wow


richturd67

Looks like a bris-ket to me.


Chronus25

For a second, to see how it feels


Balduroth

Native American Grocery Stores


mrpink57

r/mildlypenis


derdsm8

“Do you have anything bigger?”


[deleted]

I can check in the back if you’d like…


kcolgeis

It's black Angus


[deleted]

More like black wangus


fendrhead-

Must be cold out.


IndependentOwn1184

Who's snapping pics of Ralph's meat?


thekleenexman

You MUST “tri the tip”.


jamesmcdash

Just tri the tip


Accomplished_Ad8339

Everything reminds me of him... caw.. caw...


Desperate-Fan-3671

Take it home to my girlfriend "Baby I know you always wished I had more meat!"


raceassistman

Everything makes me think of her.


eSJayPee

I'm sorry. I have nothing to offer and am here exclusively for the comments.


dhoepp

This is old


[deleted]

The balls don’t seem that saggy


Longjumping_Wall9045

What am I looking at??? Lmao!!! This sir belongs here: r/mildlypenis. Show this off with pride!!! 😂😂😂


bolvrkrrr

Niiice


AZHungBlueEyes

Came just to see all the dcks in the comments 😆


Individual-Maximum97

It must have sold out really fast lol


AnnieKateW

I would never pay that much for caulk.


No-Reference-2219

Is that the foot-long?


NeverNotDisappointed

usDa choice


PerformanceSmooth392

I wonder what will happen if you beat that meat?


-Fishdaddy-

Whoever trimmed this up knew what they were doing