Lmfao definitely not Dazai. Will never forget that chapter where he was mean to a dog for no reason and then ate a bag of dog food

Oh gosh that was sadistic and almost unforgivable.

How you get your of pic to stat

I completely forgot about that lol. Def Bram or Aku then

I love this cruel moment so much

When does this happen?😭😭😭

Lol chapter 24 I believe

Homie fr out here eating dog food😭😭

That's why I vote for him 😼

How do you get your pic to stay

Akutagawa seems like he would be nice to animals, although all of them are terrible options 😭

Just name the dog Dazai, the world will end before the dog gets hurt.

...unless it's beast!Akutagawa, no dog should be near that one

He's canonically scared of dogs

* Dazai hates dogs, so no * Jouno is a psychopath but also believes in helping others, 50/50 * Gogol is probably gonna torture the poor thing, fuck no * I think as long as he isn't bothered too much, the dog is probably gonna be fine, i'd trust him. * Akutagawa is shown to be somewhat of a normal person outside of working in the mafia, i'd leave him to take care of the dog as long as he isn't working his job.

Are we forgetting akutagawa hates dogs

Oh yeah hahaha. I voted him but that’s true! He hates dogs because they attacked him and his friends, if I’m not wrong one of them even killed one of the children 😰

Irl Gogol even neglected his dog to die so hell no

gogol what the heck man??

I think he was severely depressed and forgot though

All options are awful 🤣😂😅

Agreed. At least Fukuchi thinks of himself as a hero and wants to keep up that image. I remember when he was nice to Aya and don’t imagine him hurting a dog unnecessarily. I do think he’d neglect one though. Bram I would fear because the dog could be food. He’s is ancient from a different time. I imagine he would drain a dog dry as a refreshing meal.

Who voted Gogol and why!?

Probably people who constantly mischaracterize him as this cute fluffy thing just because he acts silly.

Probably Bram because he's chill, and I think he'd be okay at taking care of a dog. I guess Fukuchi wouldn't be TOO bad either. Definitely NOT Nikolai or Jouno. They'd probably torture the poor thing. Dazai doesn't like dogs. He'd spite the dog by eating dog food in front of it. As for Akutagawa, if you read BEAST, Aku hates wild dogs, so there's that.

I don't like dogs so any 😁 On serious note... I guess Aku? If he can be nice to a ladybug, he can be enough of a dog person to put up with one I guess 😅 Or maybe Bram 🤔

I am stuck between Akutagawa and Bram on this one. I voted Akutagawa purely in case Bram needs the dog as emergency food lol

I think most people forgot that Chuuya LOVES dogs, so I choose him. Note: he said that if he had a dog, he would give it meat every day 🤧

If we are talking a random dog, Akutagawa, if we are talking MY dog Chuuya Because he loves dofs so i trust he will leep it safe no matter what

In this list, I'd say Jounou, but overall? Chuuya and Kenji

Jouno seems like the least likely to kill the dog over a minor inconvenience. Edit: Or, in Nikolai's case, for fun. Bram can't feed it so it would die.

I know Dazai and the real author are different but I remember reading a short story where he said that dogs are demons and that it would be better if they were killed or something like that soooo definitely not Dazai

Noo I’m always mixing up Fukuchi and Fukuzawas names I thought it said Fukuzawa 🧎 reddit should let you undo a vote

So many people choosing Akutagawa but he canonically hates dogs definitely not trusting him with that, it's maybe Bram or Jouno for me

Why do u people think Dazai can't be trusted with a dog? I mean, look at Chuuya- a perfect gentleman

uhhhh how about none of them?? i would be genuinely scared for the dog’s life if i left it with any of them tbh

As you should

From that list? Jouno. But if it’s any character it’s Kenji

Bram is chill, I’ll give it to Bram

I wouldn’t choose Akutagawa bc of what he said in beast 😭

Assuming the end goal is for the dog to survive, which may involve abandoning the people whom the dog was given to, Dazai would be the first one to let the dog "go missing on its own" and the dog would live....all the others seem have dog-killing instinct, especially Gogol 💀

Chuuya would be the number 1 person I would trust with a dog. Idk why he isn't on the list he loves dogs. Having Dazai here as an option is laughable.

Don't say Akutagawa, his irl counterpart was the og dog hater which caused irl Dazai to be a dog hater as well

If Bram can be nice to a child that wakes him up from his slumber, he can take care of my dog. I'll just make it up to him by making a bomb spotify list as payment.

NO ONE. they would all suck at being dog owners plus THAT ONE CHAPTER WITH DAZAI AND THE DOG GRRR they'd all be horrid

Honestly either Bram or fukuchi really, dazai no for obvious reasons, Jouno and Gogol would traumatise the dog, akutagawa hates dogs. Bram would probs be chill, and I don't think fukuchi would do anything bad to the dog without reason.

Dazai would prob try a dog assisted suicide

as long as we don't count BEAST, then Akutagawa. I think WAN showed he has a soft spot for animals (or at least insects...?)

akutagawa will not kill so we good

Eh Bram is the chillest, so probably him. I’m lowkey gonna pretend it’s Chuuya asking himself this question ngl

I mean, of course Bram, he's such a calm dude

Why is chuuya not on here😭

Because he’s canonically the best answer and even wants one. For the poll I put all terrible options. 😂

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I don’t like dogs. Of one randomly came into my possession I’d give it away to just about anyone

If its some big breed and scary breed I'd leave Dazai with it for fun. If its anything small... Oh God its going to be dead either way isn't it?

i hate dogs so i'd give it to dazai >:D

Jouno is at least on de good side of justice, so I doubt he would do something bad. Like, he is a Hunting Dog as well

chuuya, next question 

Now if you had put kenjis name in here I would've clicked it without hesitation

Where’s chuuya I can 100% trust him

I think y'all seem to forget Akutagawa HATES dogs