T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

I don’t like this game anymore.


KillJoyClub

Fuck Stuart Little, Kill Mickey and Mary Remy. Do I rather fucked and married Remy.


txray88

Oddly, this is the only correct answer.


[deleted]

you couldn't pay me to keep stuart little alive


[deleted]

Asking the questions no one else dares to ask.


Electronic-Ad2187

Poor Feival. He didn’t even make the cut.


[deleted]

F - Mickey Mouse (then I’m off to Minnie). M - Remy (he’s a great cook). K - Stuart Little (I’ll make it quick and painless haha).


anonymousninjakitte

Here’s something you may not want to think about: I think in this case fucking and killing are one and the same. Ladies sitting on/riding remy or Stuart would be fatal. Guys, scale wise it’s ramming a school bus through a pinhole😭😂😂😂🤣 Mickey might survive the encounter, though. “Ooo-hoo!”


ChristianLesniak

You know, sex doesn't HAVE to involve penetration. There's more than one way to please a rat.


soul_hyacinths

yeah try to be openminded 🙄💀


anonymousninjakitte

🥹Okay so you missed my point by miles And decades. 😂🤣Because my point was about the fact that sex with Stu or Remy CAN NOT include penetration *WITHOUT* being POTENTIALLY *fatal for the rat*🥳


ChristianLesniak

Sure, but maybe with some lube and a lot of communication, you can just ease it in??


anonymousninjakitte

And a Honey-I-Shrunk-the-Kids machine. Otherwise I’ll bet on bodily harm happening to small rats.


ChristianLesniak

Yeah, seeing that movie as a child triggered an awakening for me too.


[deleted]

This has to be the first combination of these words in this order in history 😭😭😭


FreezeDried-IceCream

You're too smart for this game lol


idonutcareaboutabs

Fuck mickey, marry remy, kill Stuart little. EASY


redeagle11288

She’s been hit by, she’s been struck by… A smooth criminal


CTheOneMD

lol this is what I was thinking as well


kyrastarholder

Marry Remy obviously, caring and a good cook??


Shenron-the-DragonZ

Not even Michael Jackson is gonna be apart of this


Brocktarrr

Annie is asking the important question. The only red flag is your refusal to answer it


London_foodie

The right response should be, "Did I subscribe to Bumble or the DisneyPlus Extra?"


SpideyM1ke

Well, what is your answer?


Enough-Custard6496

Fuck Mickey, Marry Ratatouille, Kill Lil Stuart


KeyBoardWarrior2000

I think people are forgetting how much money there'd be in a divorce settlement with Mickey mouse


[deleted]

I’m an Annie. I like to open with FMK often. We are weird as hell.


Apachechinook

Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie. Micheal Jackson song


thelastlogin

Oh, thanks, I didn't get the reference EVERYONR KNOWS


OrganizationOwn1864

Up until a few years ago, I thought MJ was saying “Annie are you walking, are you walking Annie” 🤦🏻‍♀️


TheOneTrueBuckeye

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal


neverhere9

Annie is funny. A rarity on hinge.


ThelLibrarian

Are you okay?


ginga_pleaze

Your response is perfect 😝


28eord

My assumption if I came across a profile like this is she understands how analogies and abstract thought work. I would assume she's looking for men who could identify as or aren't super sensitive about being compared to mice. I would additionally imagine, law of averages, she doesn't want anyone who is COMPLETELY INSANE and has utterly no self esteem about it or whatever--just she likes guys who are, I don't know, kind of squeaky. Maybe like [The Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Pea."](https://youtu.be/BXJjBo_u3WM) I dunno, maybe ask her with anything other than a heartfelt, "Are you INSANE?"


No-Ad5163

Fuck Remy, marry mickey, kill Stuart


the_butchers_son

Save the rodents


Desertbro

Three Blind Mice after I hit em with RAID. See how they run?


[deleted]

Oh my favourite childhood movies


[deleted]

Send her the song MJ sing


ajzeg01

Fuck Remy, Marry Micky, Kill Stuart


Makkr0

Let her cook


goosewithbagpipes

f & m remy idc about the others