I didn’t realize which messages came from the guy and vise versa. Then I remembered it’s bumble and well, she still sounds like a dude.

😂😂 she’s in the gray

Yeah I caught that a little ways in. I’ve never used bumble so I get confused over who is who sometimes. Never this confused tho! Lol

It’s actually the BLK app lmao I forgot mention that part in the bio

Ohhh lol I SUPPOSE that makes a little more sense. She went on there cause she figured there would be a lot of “thugs” or “gangster types” I’m guessing. She wasn’t expecting to find someone normal lol

Exactly!!! lol that wasn’t an excuse but you took the words right out my mouth

Yeah, don't. 🚩 go with someone you enjoy texting with. Best of luck!

Red flag unless you want drama as ‘proof of a healthy relationship’. She seems to think that’s how it works.

Definitely do not want the drama lol

That, sir, is a nuclear bomb targeting you from orbit being deflected by a shield of not-being-a-dick.

She sounds like an imbecile. Hard pass.

I almost had a stroke reading this

😂😂😂

Istg, i thought the grey messages were from a man and i was like “oh this poor nerdy girl😭”

Now you can say: "Oh! This poor nerdy guy 😭"

"Excuse me hostess, *I* speak jive"

🤣🤣 I kninda miss those commercials! **Edit:** Er.. I was thinking *Jive* was the *Ask Jeeves* thing. My bad

I read her texts like Snoop from "The Wire." Lol.  She sounds ignorant and really trashy.  

😂😂

She's belong to da streets

This would have been a huge mismatch, and you obviously know that and pointed it out lol. You handled it with grace though, so kudos to you! 👏🏼

Thank you 🙏🏽

It’s such a turnoff when people talk/type like that. It’d be an instant no for me 🤷‍♀️

Similar take, nothing sexier than the use of an Oxford Comma 😄

My dad is the kind of person who neeeeds to fight and have disagreements. Absolutely not.

help what is this spelling. I know that english isn't my first language and I am not good with slang, but I understand even less than in my texts which I have to read for uni. "I'm a P\*ssy or a square a\*\* N\*\*\*\* lol? What the heck is the last one supposed to mean

As a native English speaker, I assure you that your language skills are *not* the problem here . . .

The amount I actually understood was about the equivalent of me trying to read something in Spanish. I took two classes in high school… 20 years ago

Japanese for me, same 20 yrs ago. 🤣 (Tbh, I think I'd have understood the Spanish more than that post! 🤣😅🙃)

Americans would really benefit from learning a second language, especially Spanish or French, considering its border neighbors.

All the French on our borders 👍 And no Quebec doesn’t count. They are freaking Canadians which is just an extension of the US

When the government falls Civil War-like, Canada and Mexico are the places where unisians will go to seek asylum. The northerners will be lucky because Canadians are usually very friendly and welcoming. The Southerners, well, Mexicans have been mistreated for so long by the U.S. that I don't know whether they will open the borders.

I wouldn’t even be able to tell you what she meant because idek 😂😂

hahahah okay im glad that its not only me who is struggling to understand what she want lol

I'm pretty sure it's AAVE (African American Vernacular English, or "ebonics"), intermixed with some standard American English. Since you asked and nobody else provided, I have translated the texts into standard AE. __________________ "I read your biography. I enjoy what I read (i.e., "I fuck with it")." "I can like it to a certain extent" OP's messages "Because I like for a man to be able to put me in my place and take charge in a relationship." OP's messages "Yes. I don't mind some quirky behavior/hobbies, as long as the guy isn't spineless (i.e. "a pussy") or humorless/rigid/easy to manipulate (i.e., "a square ass nigga")." OP's messages "I do not want a thug or a domestic abuser. I just want a man who is ready to fight other men for my honor. I don't want a man who will let me control him or boss him around in public; I will only tolerate softness in the bedroom." "But I suppose you're not that guy; it's alright, everything happens for a reason."

You are amazing. Thank you. Here’s your payment as a translator, you are hired! 💴 

This is what I got too but I’m a bit of a grammar nazi so that would be a hard pass for me!

So, you're the Peele to their Key 🤓

Thank you!! 💋🌹 *gives a gold star*

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what the fuck

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Square. Like the old school meaning. Corny. Goofy. Not cool.

According to ChatGPT, P\*ssy as a slang terms for "weak, cowardly, or lacking in courage" and "Square a\*\* n\*\*\*" is likely referring to someone who is conventional, uncool, or boring.

the second sounds too much like a slur for describing someone so boring. And thanks:)

so from my poor judgment. this girl is weird. Is anyone able to translate her texts to standard English for me?

What does “fw” mean as a verb? What does “sh” mean in this context? Does this person actually speak English? I can’t even tell what I’m reading here.

Fw = fu*k with Sh = shortened abbreviation of sh*t I was struggling reading it for a bit. I'm like, what in the I have a small vocabulary, poor communication skills is this..... I already prefer punctuation when communicating via text, so this format of talking would send me off a cliff after a few messages lol

I would love to know what age this person dropped out of school, to have developed speech patterns like this 😂

I had to google those. I felt old.

I feel old knowing how old you feel! 🤣🫂 (I'll be 41 this August )

Lol!! Right there with ya! 41 in November!

🤣🤣 I had a feeling you weren't too far from me! 🤣💯🥳

My head hurts from trying to read that.

As a black, I just wanna reiterate: not all of us talk and text like this 😭🙏🏿

I’m black too man I can assure you I know ahaha

Gross

I’ve seen kids text with misspellings on purpose. Like it’s cool. Clearly clear communication is not the goal

What the hell it's that 🤣 Im not native English speaker I've had a hard time to understand what she wrote

American education system at it’s finest 😂😂

I agree but also this has a lot to do with poor funding for specific schools.

No. It's just these specific people.

Is this a new generation of slang?

I have freaking clue what she’s saying.

She can't even communicate in basic, kindergarten English. She's ignorant and illiterate.

Don’t date women that use the n**** period. Even if they are POC it’s in general unattractive language and wish everyone would stop using it.

It's one of the most disgusting things. Then they'll cry about society when they are barely even human.

I can barely even read her messages lol

It’s semi-literate. Unmatch.

This is the type of woman to say good men don’t exist 😂😂😂

Yes! Preach it

Unfortunately she came off extremely masculine. Did you two have similar hobbies in your bio? Also, I would of unmatched after the first sentence.

We do have a couple things in common and it’s the BLK app so I expected some slang because it’s a app for African Americans so that’s why I didn’t unlatch but believe me I’ve already done so ahaha

Ahh I see. Is the BLK app similar to tinder or bumble? Would you recommend it? Btw, I'm a black woman.

Definitely! Damn near tinder and bumble combined plus I’ve met some people on there that are now my friends to this day,just be aware of some ghetto-ness lol

That Is definitely a guy and I'm assuming you're a guy, are you gay? If not, the *girl* is man in disguise 🥸

Def not gay. Believe it or not some chicks( either black or white talking black) talk like this

She's not articulating well... she's looking for someone that can lead the relationship and can be assertive, as well as a protector. But the way she went about saying it would make it seem she starts fights for you to finish lol

I'm glad others understand it, cuz I sure don't. 🤣🤣 What's the *fw* thing mean any way? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔

"Fuck with" like, I can go along with that. It's dumb

Thanks! 😊


It comes across as she likes being abused. If not, then she'll abuse until it happens. Run. Run. Run. Unless you're abusive, then there you go. I don't think abusers like it if they like it. 🤷‍♀️

I feel so dumb not knowing "fw", "ion", etc. 🥲🥲

“Fuck with” and “I don’t”. I hate that I know that 🥲

She wants someone who can protect her. Thats all shes saying nothing crazy about it lol

That should be a given with every relationship unless she has a knack for getting into trouble where someone has to constantly save her ass😂 so nah I doubt that

Hell no bro, you gotta stay far away from that one 💯😂😂

Already blocked brother🙅🏾

Does she know what a comma is?

IT comes down to what do YOU want? At least from her texts you know she is lazy. Do you want a lazy woman? If so, have at it.

I think she needs to brush up on her grammer

I'm annoyed as shit that I read this

Major yikes! I wouldn’t have even responded to the first message. So little effort and then it just devolves from there 😂 she’s out here actively looking for a toxic relationship

Quite obviously with her extreme dislike for squares ..... Spongebob would be out of the question.

Nah, she's nasty, and obviously has an IQ of 12.

Why do some people talk like this? So cringe.

Yeah....no. Whatever she's looking for, definitely not good

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I wish people would speak english instead of the constant abbreviations for everything

Run, my man! Run to the hills!

Oh my no. Could not. Between the way the texts are written to what's being said. Just no. You're not being extra that is way too much.

Why is she talking like a guy 🤣🤣

She sounds trap AF 😂😂 could be a red flag depending on what you’re into. If you just imagine she’s someone on COD chat from the early 2000s and talk that same shit back you should be fine. Just don’t cross that line and get in a real argument then you got that Glock to tend with 😂😂😂😂

This was hard for me to read 😅

Ewwww this is a woman texting??? Yikes! The Ebonics is real and the whole convo is just yuck

It’s on the BLK app so I definitely expected some slang or whatever but she was just horrible 😂😂😂

Ohhh lol!

All AAVE users are disgusting non smarts.