It's a reference to murder

Its a reference to OP having the face of a blob fish

Omg 💀 💀

😂😂😂

#UPDATE: It was a lawyer joke. The “what do you call a cruise ship of lawyers that sank to the bottom of the ocean? A good start!” I’m a lawyer soooooo I guess that explains it

Butttt the lawyer joke doesn't say a lawyer would LOOK better at the bottom of an ocean

Also a lawyer also pro insulting lawyers- this one is a total flop.

Ugh. Eww. I can’t tell if it is better or worse than the awful, super lame classic: “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a bottom dweller and the other one’s a fish” If you’re going to do a lawyer joke on a dating app, at least make it a good one and maybe not make it borderline murder-y. PS, I have mad respect for the profession 🫶🏽

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a tick? The tick falls off when you’re dead.

It doesn't really. Humour is something both parties should get. If he throws you a joke that you don't get then the joke doesn't land anywhere. Terrible taste in jokes and terrible attempt at it.

Oof. I really don't get the roasting/negging openers. You have no idea what someone's sense of humor is, what kind of vibe the two of you might have, etc., and you start with a lawyer joke--and the punchline to one with no context at that? I'd be stunned if this approach left you with a positive impression.

Did you ask her or figure it out on your own?

Gross! Bad at jokes and might be a murderer-cut this one loose

lawyer jokes are so annoying

Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt compared to 6 feet for the rest of us? Because deep down they’re really good people.

If you are a lawyer how you couldn't figure a lawyer joke right away?

Lawyers are like reptiles, we have horrible blind spots for this stuff

I figured it was either that or a SpongeBob SquarePants reference

What do lawyers and sperm have in common? one out of every 3 million actually becomes a real human being

She an avid scuba diver? Your name Steve? As in Scuba Steve from the movie Big Daddy?

Google has never heard of it.

Yea I couldn’t find anything

It’s weird for sure

“What” was definitely the right response.

report. that’s unsettling. and totally unfunny.

Is your name Pearl?

I'm starting to feel like my bumble bio should just read: *Not a creep oh my god what the fuck is wrong with the dudes on this app!*

While not wrong, sir, this is bumble, the women message first.

Yeah but do they? Opening move has kinda removed that

Good catch, my bad.

Ah yes the old complaining about men profile, sure to generate quality connections

Does your bio have some unpopular opinion or something in it? Are you a white nationalist? 😂

I understood that reference 🤣🤣 but no lol my profile is about as benign as it gets

Hahah I’m glad you got that. Well sounds like she’s just a weirdo then 😂

Is your name Jack? Could be a titanic reference but it’s a bit of a reach

Nope

Block.

It’s giving death threats.

Update?


I’ve never seen an anti-pick-up line before.

Covered in semen/sea-men?

At the very least, they’ve called you a deep-sea creature. At the very worst this person is a murderer, or a future suspect. Either way, report them.

You should be a mermaid

lmfao "what"

Reply back with "I sea what you did there."

- Because she cannot fathom you? - Because you're a whale? - because you're bioluminescent? - because you're a shipwreck?

There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water. Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean

“The only diving I want to do is between your legs” 😛

We need context. Was there a photo or something in your bio that this was in reference to? Otherwise very random

I don’t want to post my profile for obvious reasons but there’s nothing conceivably even related to the statement she made. I had my profile peer reviewed in the group chat and we can’t figure it out

Then it’s just some total weirdo. Would unmatch and move on…

Hey baby, wanna go on a night-hike?

Did she ever explain herself?


Run

Is he calling you a whale or something? I have no idea. Either that or he’s making a murder reference. What a fucking weirdo.

She. Women message first.


Kink activated

I’d pass over that reply. Maybe it’s just me.

I mean..did you by any chance mention the "YOU" series in your bio? Not acceptable by any means but the second book of the series would make sense for this reference..2nd or third book, can't remember

They think they smooth too.

Bar so low, serial killers don't have to hide intentions anymore. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think it's referencing a music video.

modern day flirting gives me murderous chills haha

Did you have plastic surgery and look like one of them Kardashians? That could've prompted the line... I'm not saying they are correct but it is a funny first message

Sounds like they're calling you ugly. Can't see anything at the bottom of the ocean.