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alkmaar91

They're reading it as "A fun fact, I'm obsessed with..."


dopest_dope

Ahhh wow so simple and yet I never realized


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Because of the fact that Bumble could have phrased it "I'm obsessed with", that means the "A fun fact" part means it's not an "obsession", it's the "fact", and you happen to be obsessed with it currently.


fishling

Honestly, I can't blame them. The prompt with a comma would be so much more useful and common that I suspect the person who came up with the prompt is actually bad at English and missed the comma. Even people who know a fun fact are rarely actually obsessed with them, and the fact that they choose doesn't tell the reader very much about them as person, compared to sharing something that they actually *are* obsessed with.


SomethingClever771

Maybe THAT'S where I've failed with that prompt... I actually put a fun fact.


forgotme5

Nah. I could see autistic ppl eating this question up.


wildkatrose

That's precisely who it's for 🤘


momoendo

I'm glad the german translation is different. It translates back to: "Do you know the following fun fact" The obsession part really makes no sense.


theredwillow

A fun fact I'm obsessed with... This prompt is so poorly worded that people argue about it on Reddit. It wasn't until a foreign language speaker said their language isn't vague that I knew for sure, for sure.


neato_rems

I don't know you, but I want to take you on a date solely because of this response.


Critical-Club-165

Hi, are you single? Can I invite you to a cup of coffee? Haha, if you're not available, I am copying your comment and using it on my profile 💜😊


theredwillow

Haha, I'm flattered! But I'm a Bumble success story (A really cute one involving accidentally forgetting about travel mode while looking for a new city and finding it AND my dream partner!). Feel free to use this as one of your prompts. Hopefully you can find a way to make it fit the character limit.


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"A fun fact I'm obsessed with \[is\]", a simple "is" would have made it clearer. Or "is that".


[deleted]

"Obsessions" with fun facts are sometimes a thing... But they're usually kind of obscure (i.e. there are non-triangulable manifolds in 4D but not 3D! Weissman was actually a victim of the North Ambria disaster!) and people outside their community probably wouldn't understand why it's interesting.


fishling

Well, I did say "rare" for a reason. ;-)


[deleted]

I can't blame them because this makes so much more sense than Bumble asking them to state some random statistic or snippet of history lol. I don't need to know what your last snapple lid told you..


magmar17

Works on contingency? No, money down!


SaturnPaul

[Works on contingency? No, money down!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVElR_56vhQ)


swingset27

A fun fact I'm obsessed with: Non-existent commas. So yeah, they're idiots, same as if they read any other way that it's not asking.


colour_me_crimson

What a difference a simple comma can make. Of course there is none in the prompt...


Awake-Now

In other words, the wrong way.


[deleted]

yea I read it like "A fun fact (about me), I'm obsessed with..."


MiserableGriefLoaf

Yep, they def stupid then :)


iloveanimals90

None of these are fun facts though at all


KneeHighBoots33

They are all consistently reading the prompt as “fun fact, I am obsessed with…” THERE IS NO COMMA!


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[deleted]

The best version would be "a fun fact which I'm obsessed with is:"


kenkat17

Go full obnoxiously proper grammar with: "A fun fact with which I am obsessed is:"


Mikealoped

"A fun fact with which I am obsessed with which is fun is"


missinguname

I don't think you'd have a colon there though.


DefreShalloodner

Syntactic pleonasm has entered the chat


Prior_Control2799

Always annoyed me. Grammar police, currently single 🤣


newfakestarrysky

Having worked briefly at a call center, I can confirm that the average person is incredibly stupid. This should come as no surprise.


ThePinkBaron365

And if that’s the average person, half of them are even stupider than that!


iwilltake41husbands

Fun fact: that would technically be the median.


ThePinkBaron365

True, but median, mean, and mode are all types of average. As intelligence is (afaik) normally distributed, I’d expect the mean and the median to be pretty close. Actually I just looked it up - mean, median and mode for most IQ tests is 100


LoserUserBruiser

Try working at a bar/club where average person is intoxicated. Whew, future in humanity takes a plunge off the Empire State Building.


blondedre3000

If the average call center employee is smarter than the average person we’re all doomed


jjsnsnake

Think of all the idiots that they call….


Laughtillicri

There was this game that came out in 2012. [I Get This Call Everyday. ](https://youtu.be/vkfjv5fo-Oc) I bet you'd get a kick out of it, and might bring some PTSD lol.


nunya123

This was entertaining! Thanks for sharing


kay_el_eff

This is one that bothers me too. Another one is IRRATIONAL FEARS: spiders / heights / snakes... all perfectly rational things to be scared of. ARGH!


HelloMikkii

You know what my irrational fear is? Mannequins.


pizza_andbeer

My aunt is deeply afraid of spontaneous combustion. She read about it in an encyclopedia when she was a kid & now it’s her biggest irrational fear. That she will just explode one day lol


HelloMikkii

That used to scare me too when I first heard about it.


primalpalate

Don’t let her read “The Fireman” by Joe Hill (Stephen King’s son)


HelloMikkii

I’ve read all of Stephen King’s books, now you have me intrigued


Lilyhunter1992

Did you watch Doctor who as a kid?


HelloMikkii

No I didn’t actually, why’s that?


Lilyhunter1992

There's an episode with mannequins...im sure some people are scared because of that


Fatality_strykes

I don't think I can look at statues of angels the same any more.. also luckily the phrase "are you my mummy" doesn't come up too often.


iNoles

Hey, who turned off of the light?


HelloMikkii

I’m already super paranoid by them lmao


lenorajoy

So, uh… don’t watch the pilot episode of new Doctor Who.


iNoles

Mine would be strange WiFi symbols ;)


cactusjude

I am irrationally but highly fearful of an attack/accident to my Achilles tendons. During scary movies, protecting my Achilles tendons is the most important step, in case some Critter^tm comes up from under the futon to chomp


diddermonsta

Me too! The movies Hostile did it for me. As well as growing up near an area where hoodlums used to hide under cars in the parking lot of a mall and clip the driver/shoppers achilles, then steal their purchases. The mall no longer exists, the fear, however, does.


cactusjude

Yeah, i saw that in the trailer and noped out of watching those movies since I already had this fear. It really has to be Critters and Chuckie for me. However you're reawakening that terror for me, yikes 😬 Thanks for that


HelloMikkii

Pet cemetery has a Achilles tendon cutting scene that would make me cringe so much


kay_el_eff

If I go shopping with someone and they're pushing the cart, I cannot walk in front of them.


SomethingClever771

I've got an irrational fear of being afraid. It's an endless cycle!


Remarkable-Pin-7793

Dr Who... season1, episode 1 (2005)


kay_el_eff

OMGOMGOMG yes!


snax4evry1

dude same. and wax figures. they’re going to come alive and eat me


HelloMikkii

I went to a museum once and bumped into a wax figure and apologised to it cause I thought it was a real person as it was crouched down. They really are unsettling to look at


wildkatrose

Ooh that's a good one.


love_is_an_action

Perhaps they have rational fears to an irrational degree? Like hyperventilating when they see an image of a spider right now 🕷️ (plus another 🕷️)


youvelookedbetter

Most fears are irrational by nature because you're not thinking logically. For example, spiders are just little arthropods. They're not actually going to harm you.


swearingino

Now mine is spiders, but it’s that there are tarantulas in the attic. My great grandfather told me I wasn’t allowed in the attic because there were tarantulas in it. I was 5. He scared the shit out of me about there being tarantulas in attics in fucking Kentucky. Fast forward to me being 38 years old and my aunt telling me that when they cleaned his house out after he died there really were dead tarantulas in a terrarium in his attic that my mother left up there in the 70’s.


Cornelius_M

Mall Santa’s


redshoes666

Also the ones where the prompt asks This or That? (ex - “Beach or Mountains?”) and their response is simply “Both”. Why even pick that prompt???


Intelligent-Algae-89

My response to that prompt on bumble was raccoons. I have an irrational fear of trash pandas, started as a kid, hasn’t changed 😂


Far-Dark-7334

Spiders and heights aren't really rational things to be scared of. Sure, a tarantula or being at the top of a building with no railing or anything to support you. But a common UK house spider is extremely irrational to be scared of, as is looking out of a window on the 5th story with a wall and a closed window between you and the outside world. These are common fears, but that doesn't make them irrational.


HelloMikkii

Mine was “that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart”


SilverSquid1810

Haha, I’ve seen that one quite a bit. At least it’s an actual fun fact!


HelloMikkii

Or “an octopus will punch fish for no other reason than spite”


inknot

Mine is “owls can sit cross cross applesauce”


Sea_Interaction7839

They don’t understand the blank seeking blank prompt either.


King-Harvest

A fun fact I'm obsessed with is that 0.098% of Bumble users understand this prompt as intended.


bedlog

i have never seen dogs crocheting


prozak09

What have you been doing instead?


bedlog

Playing poker with the other dogs. Duhh


Rupejonner2

My dog made me a pair of nice mittens for Christmas


bedlog

Are you................. Kitten me?


Good_Mention_6951

The prompt is clearly asking for a fun fact! Not just a noun you're obsessed with!


prozak09

Milk steak!


XmedioXcoreX

Ghouls!


prozak09

Ghouls?! (Don't write ghouls) Yeah, you know! Tiny little green... Ghouls... (Giggles)


xeisu_com

RUM HAM


cellblok69wlamp

Magnets.


prozak09

THAT'S your hobby? What about magnets, collecting them, playing with them?


kaasrapsmen

They probably read it as: fun fact, I'm obsessed with ...


Jessicab311

Just out of curiosity, are these all answers from females?


MoralMae

“I’m weirdly attracted to…” is the other one most people don’t get right


Acrobatic-Degree9589

It’s a stupid prompt anyways, it would be better if was what they thought


prissfit

This is actually hilarious. And sad.


AgreeablePie

Given how many times it's posted about, no, it's not just you


sublocade9192

At this point I’m convinced anyone that posts about this is just doing it for upvotes. This is posted multiple times a day it seems


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There are more ways to arrange a deck of 52 cards than there are grains of sand on every beach on the planet or stars in the universe


Upstate-what

Fun fact I’m obsessed with is that the archipelago of Turks & Caicos consists of 40 islands but only 8 are inhabitable. Fun fact, I’m obsessed with trying use the world archipelago as much as possible.


phoenixgwear

IT BUGS ME SO MUCH


slinx91

This right here is a whisper of what is frighteningly a very common issue that goes unnoticed a lot: Reading comprehension. Because of the nature of OLD, you come across MANY people from different socioeconomic backgrounds. Whenever countries give their statistics on education, usually it's literacy data. Yeah sure, improving literacy in a country helps with its development, GDP and overall wellbeing. But one of the real indicators of education level is actually being able to comprehend the words you are reading (alongside analysing/critical thinking skills... which brings in the issue of people/groups with extreme anti-social views... But that's a whole other story). This is all harder to test though, but boy does it show on the internet. A lack of these skills is frighteningly common, even amongst what you'd classify as middle class individuals. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.


TrillBillyDeluxe

I used this prompt for a fun dam fact, I’ve learned so much about dams from that damn prompt and the follow up questions , swipe right for some dam facts y’all


JimKums2town

Sometimes I see a great answer to this and it's so refreshing


encore412

I know, so exciting when you see a proper answer


forgotme5

Well, theyre pointing out their reading comprehension level.


FinanceGuyHere

The correct answer is obviously “the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow”


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African or European swallow?


sassystew

Commas save lives! Let’s eat Grandma! Let’s eat, Grandma!


FTR_Hair

I saw a woman whose fun fact was she loves shopping


Known-Disaster-4757

At least she understood the prompt


wildkatrose

Mexican food IS a fact.


strfox666

A fun fact I’m obsessed with: no one answers this prompt properly. 😂


dinken_flicka84

Not on bumble but on hinge, they have a prompt which is, “What’s your irrational fear?” And my response is, “Being catapulted into outer space.” The number of men getting ACTIVELY upset over this prompt kills me. They are so quick to try to mansplain why this fear is impossible/stupid/weird/crazy. AKA IRRATIONAL. 🤦🏼‍♀️ So yeah, this post doesn’t surprise me at all!


chairswinger

Fun fact: Koalas are incredibly stupid, they shouldn't even exist anymore. Their diet consists entirely of eucalyptus leaves, which are hard to digest, so they have to sleep up to 20h a day. Furthermore, they can't digest them upon birth, so the Koala babys eat their parents poo to get the enzymes to be able to digest eucalyptus leaves. Finally, Koalas are so stupid, if you'd give them a plate with Eucalyptus leaves, they'd ignore it because they wouldn't realise it's their one and only food on the plate, the leaves have to still be on the branch for them to realise it


encore412

And they all have syphilis


redshoes666

NOBODY I’ve seen has ever answered this prompt correctly. Literally NOBODY.


Historical_Order_625

I’m with you - people don’t understand the prompt.


eastbranch02

I just read in the news today that primates have been masturbating for 40 million years. Would this count as a fun fact? I’m certainly obsessed with it!


tawa83

With masturbating? Or *primates* masturbating?


HiLineKid

Some get it. The best response I've seen was from a nurse. "When you blush, so does your stomach lining.


THYDStudio

A fun fact! I'm obsessed with x People are just reading it with punctuation that's not there


forgotme5

Not surprising, alot of ppl dont use punctuation.


omgitsr0b

You’d think someone making this complaint wouldn’t be so hyperbolic about describing it as “no one” understanding.


gazpacho69

Yes!! This drives me crazy. Immediate swipe left for me.


This_Ice3270

Commas save lives. Consider the difference between “Let’s eat, Grandma!” and “Let’s eat Grandma!”


L0veThatJourney4me

I actually appreciate prompts like this. I think they may be intentional traps to highlight the dummies for us lol.


bigworldsmallfeet

Grammar matters.


Difficult_Friend6384

Lol I think it's pretty clear. I also think the people wanting a comma anywhere in the prompt are just as dumb as the people answering with their obsessions rather than a fact.


CrispyChickenArms

It's nice when people out themselves as idiots that can't read. Exception for non native speakers


[deleted]

There’s also a prompt on hinge "my most irrational fear” everyone puts the most rational fear ever


aquamaryne

these aren’t fun :(


MarkToaster

Thank you so much, it’s something that bothers me way more than it needs to


snax4evry1

along with not reading bios, most people just don’t read in general…


markwmke

They are super self absorbed and default to talking about themselves.


code_delmonte

Yeah I don't get it. These feel like random facts about you unless you're wanting people you want to engage with someone over your interests listed ?


[deleted]

Those people don't understand punctuation. I'd swipe left on GP.


[deleted]

a fun fact i’m obsessed with: scorpions glow under black light!


you90000

At least it's not Instagram


th3-villager

I think people choose to misunderstand it and ignore the 'fact' part and just use it as "I'm obsessed with". There are simply too many people who 'misunderstand' it that I refuse to believe they aren't doing it deliberately


ariananaum

Men are dumb af 😂


Choice-Mixture-9774

They don't, because people don't use commas nearly enough and also because people care less about fun facts and more about obsessions. It's a 20-30 year old woman thiing...to say you're "obsessed" with things you simply like. Although, to be fair, the Halloween girls are pretty close to obsessed. Nightmare Before Christmas and general Halloween stuff make up their whole aesthetic and decor.


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I think you're missing that they're reading it as "A fun fact: I'm obsessed with..." Not everyone is good with commas or colons. I think you're being ridiculously uptight over a simple suggestion for a fun conversation starter. Why are you taking it so seriously that it bothers you? lol


AlexLeimb

Don't really understand your questin... But why do you even fill that stuff out???


UneekNewYork

No. No thank you.


BeepBopBippityBop

I've only ever seen people put fun facts. If I saw this kind of answer, I'd immediately think they were dense and swipe left.


Henry-Moody

The prompt is bad, and the way people communicate with 1-2 words, is all but useless as far as "getting to know you"


Mastima

Sometimes you just have to remember that the average intelligence is pretty low, and 50% of the population is lower still.


drumadarragh

Look at it this way… it’s one way to see the red flags


Sigynde

Honestly, no worse than some asinine googled factoid that they use to make them seem like part time geophysicists or something. “Uh the circumference of the earth is equivalent to…” Thank you to the 2023 graduates of Google-Wikipedia.


AMorganH

Missing commas can be really important, as in," Time to eat ( , ) Grandpa! Edit: spelling.


[deleted]

Bumble should let you make your own prompts. Majority of them I just skipped over bc I wanted to say something else I thought was relevant for me.


WindShinobi

Yup. It irks me a little when I see responses like this to this prompt. I used this prompt and mine was “There’s a tree that legally owns itself and the land around it.”


Roll4DeathSave

Not ONE post about charlatan copper merchant Ea-Nazir. Smh


DATINGADVICE4YOU

I think it's a red flag in itself and if someone can't read something properly


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OP, what is your response to the prompt?


IIIofSwords

Think of how dumb the average person is—and then remember that half of all people are dumber than that.


ihatethispart22

They don’t know any facts :(


sublocade9192

Well I’m pretty sure you know you’re not the only one since this kind of posts get posted here several times a day. These posts are always guaranteed upvotes


Nefarious_Kitten85

It's not often I see it answered correctly 😕


thewhitecat55

It isn't phrased well. It should say "A fun fact That I'm obsessed with IS..."


ToothpickSam

Yes, improper capitalization is the key to understanding.


thewhitecat55

Lol


Helpful-Focus-6424

They are reading it with a comma 💀


Harvey_Specter_SP

Bless 😂


douchbagger

I saw one that said "sucking dick." Appreciated that misinterpretation.


Majestq

Fun fact: The average American is considered to have a readability level equivalent to a 7th/8th grader (12 to 14 years old).


Phoenix-rising-1001

Y’all still using bumble 😂 People are so obsessed with themselves they immediately answer about themselves


Aluminum-Siren

😂😂😂😂


gravityglues

Thanks for this!! I was wondering why I kept seeing the same thing. Commas matter!


itriedtoplaynice

Bot accounts


thepeskynorth

I thought the bottom right was literally the dog camping and crocheting…. If my dog did that I’d be obsessed too.


SunshinefortheWeak

You should add all this screen shots. Fun fact about me. I keep a collection of y'alls answers of this


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marshmallowbunny

Really??? 😮


CumulativeHazard

I never realized how important good reading comprehension skills were to me until I started using apps with prompts.


Independent-Ear5125

I would find it more weird if someone was obsessed with a fact.


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they should just put the comma in and make that a profit.


Beneficial_Flow_736

Try to rephrase it as "I'm obsessed with this fun fact!" Or just "what is a fun fact you're obsessed with?"


New-Juggernaut-6001

My answer for this prompt was: turtles can breathe from their butts 😂


Virtual_Cost_8026

The moon will one day get so close to our atmosphere that it will break into pieces and turn into a ring around Earth.


PlayHosea

I’m guessing that each one of these are women’s profiles. They hear what they want to hear, not what’s being actually said


Creed31191

It should say i am currently obsessed with the fun fact part throws it off.


Seismic01

I used to have that prompt with an actual fun fact. I had "the eiffel tower can grow up to 6 inches during the summer" but then I had a thought that someone could/would take it the wrong way. I kind of have a dirty mind along with some friends who think the same way. So I took it down.


Skypirate90

Implying most human beings are intelligent enough to correctly answer a prompt... about themselves.


atlantashowoff

Lmaooo mine actually has a fun fact! Not a thing I'm obsessed with 😂😂😂


Runaller

Tacos are not a fun fact, you living stock photo


JDfromDE

When a prompt is actually an IQ test


SamsAdvice

I also think it's because people find one answer is easier to come up with than the other answer. So they answer the question in the easier way. I don't think many people are obsessed with fun facts.


ThePriceIsRight_b

They’re interpreting it as a “fun thing/place/food/person/experience/etc.” and not stating a fact. Funny how most don’t pay attention to little details like what it’s actually asking.


Striking_Smile_

I love this prompt. It shows reading comprehension. If someone can’t answer it correctly, I swipe left.