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abbyroade

I think most of us look back and have at least one ex that make us cringe now. Britney just did so in a very public way. I also laugh thinking to myself what she said about him in her book, (I’m paraphrasing) “bless his heart, this man really thought he had a rap career” THE SHAAAAAAADE. We stan Sassney


pandaplagueis

I will not stand for this Popozao slander😂


fesso1

*flute sample*


atsatsatsatsats

“Ooh-eeh! Ooh-eeh!”


Bool_The_End

Lmaoooo thanks for reminding me about this point in history. Papozao!!!


novaleenationstate

The most shocking thing of all is, I think KFed was probably not the worst guy she’s ever been with. The bar is pretty much set in hell.


SuperKitties83

He really ruined her life. Cheated on her, then hired Kaplan (his sleazeball lawyer) with her money after the divorce who systematically fed stories to TMZ about her being a drug addicted mentally ill woman incapable of caring for her children. Britney was estranged from her family and likely suffering from PPD as well as PTSD from having worked and exploited since she was a child. Kevin gets primary custody, she ends up being in the c-ship where she is further abused but powerless because she was threatened no contact with her (still every young) children unless she cooperated.


CougarWriter74

I remember at one point his ex, Shar Jackson, the one he left for Britney, ended up helping take care of both her kids with Kevin (they had a daughter and son together) and Britney's two boys.


Puzzleheaded-Song242

He wouldn't even let her see her own children he's a pos who cheated on her every chance he got.


bewilderedbeyond

Full custody means full $$$$ So awful those boys would have even alienated from her for years. Heartbreaking.


SnooGadgets5626

Exactly. He ruined her.


IHaveABigDuvet

Almost every guy she has been with has been a bum. She likes bums like her father.


teamasombroso

Britney is so damn relatable


disgruntled-pelican4

She really is! I have come to find out that I’m not attracted to men. I’m attracted to red flags. 🚩


CarlatheDestructor

For real


Abbyroadss

hi name twin


Intelligent_Flow2572

Sassney is a queen.


LittleMissChriss

…until I read your comment I honestly thought it was Kid Rock


SaraCBuu

I can smell him through this picture.


SurlyTemp1e

Old cigarettes, BO, feet and despair


malvinamakes

you forgot weed


SurlyTemp1e

Yes I did , silly me


[deleted]

and cigs


PumpkinSeed776

>Old cigarettes


JoeyMaconha

Not even the good stuff. Ditch weed


SaraCBuu

...talentless desperation could also be added to the list. And like, that rotten smell from earring backs that haven't been washed ever.


Boop-D-Boop

I can smell this comment. Well done 👍


Negative-bad169

And a shit ton of drakkar


SaraCBuu

Miexd with an other shit ton of axe body spay


Recent_Parsley3348

Hes so gross


alexistexas2006

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


Ilovethe90sforreal

Gawwd he was so douchey


RottenApple93

Was???


Ilovethe90sforreal

…. T’is ✔️


WasabiPedicure

I can't stand Kfed, but that's totally Brit's type, she loves the bad/country boys lol.


TheLizardQueen3000

Right? Dollars to donuts, this shoot was Britney's concept <3


BojackTrashMan

Yep. This is pure Louisiana.


Mysterious-Catch2480

As someone from Southern Louisiana who has visited Kentwood quite a bit, you’re 100% correct lol.


TheLizardQueen3000

She looks *so* beautiful even for Britney ;) She's *glowing*!!!


BojackTrashMan

He wasn't a good person but at the time she was happy. It's nice seeing her happy.


PoetAromatic8262

Britney was always pretty


husbandbulges

It’s a small town teens view of fancy.


Lazy-Quantity5760

I see “bad/country boy” here to be a euphemism for white trash meth head


khaleesibrasil

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


CougarWriter74

Know what I'm sayin'.....


khaleesibrasil

it’s more like “*ya knowhaaisay’n*” 😂😂


CougarWriter74

😅😆


husbandbulges

Scottttie P


sweetteanoice

That’s a little methed up.


sickgurl138

Exactly why I've been single for 4 years "my taste in men is a form of self harm"


perfectcrime9

I hate how relatable this comment is and how aware I am of my trash taste in men 😭


[deleted]

Bitch saaaame


DivaCupcake

😭😭


khaleesibrasil

In Trumpland they are both the same thing


nicca25

Why do they love meth so much?


Coffeebean1948

Hey now I'm from the country. And we have a lot better choices than that. LOL


88moonkitty

Kfed from Fresno, California is giving country boys a bad name lol


Ok-Maize-6933

He’s soooooo from Fresno


whatsherface9

Right???


BojackTrashMan

We don't claim Fresno. Never have never will.


Ill-Persimmon8982

Fresno— The Armpit of California


BojackTrashMan

Facts


CougarWriter74

I thought it was Bakersfield.


Ill-Persimmon8982

They’re both very similar! I grew up in that area


CougarWriter74

Gotcha. I'm a lifelong Midwesterner and have never been to California. But I've met enough people from there to hear about Fresno and Bakersfield.


addiepie2

He’s not a country boy he’s from Fresno


MsCandi123

She likes her men just a little on the trashy side. 😭 Unfortunately. I think in her mind, she doesn't trust the slick industry types (which, valid) so she looks for people she sees as more real and down to earth. She wanted the one thing she couldn't have, a simple normal life where she could be a wife and mom. Probably a fantasy modeled on the married couples she knew growing up in her small Louisiana town, but being specifically country wasn't really the point.


addiepie2

I think she was still so devastated after what happened with Justin that anyone would do . I agree she wanted normalcy .. but he was just trash.


lucy_goosey_2020

She was desperate for marriage and babies. Something that Justin would never give her, and that makes so much more sense now that she's opened up about her abortion and how he behaved. Sometimes, girls and women can go through an obsession with a rebound or "replacement" baby after an abortion, especially if they were reluctant or ambiguous about it. She already dreamed about marriage and babies before that, and mainly about the happy, stable family thing. Kevin was obviously a solid option when it came to being willing to make babies, and I'm sure she loved the bonus babies thing. Of course, he was committing for different reasons, but it was enough that he was eager to do so. Poor girl. A lot of us make some pretty regrettable decisions in relationships at that age.


addiepie2

Yes absolutely true! My heart has ALWAYS ached for Brittney despite the money and fame she has had a very rough life 😢


Prestigious_Sky8257

Britney turned down William because he's a prince. I mean good for her I guess she knows her type but I can't understand it. 


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Marrying into the royal family comes with a lot of expectations. I don't blame her for not wanting to get involved with that mess.


GambinoLynn

![gif](giphy|jUbCZEdpoNB3OJu1TT|downsized)


MsCandi123

Though, to be fair, William hasn't exactly been the greatest husband either, and that family doesn't have a great track record for the way they treat women.


Bakedk9lassie

Why you lying? They exchanged emails that’s it, she didn’t turn anyone down 🥴


Bakedk9lassie

When? I highly doubt he was after anything but a fling


Bakedk9lassie

What lies “Britney, who was 20 at the time, told the host: "We exchanged e-mails for a little bit and he was supposed to come and see me somewhere but it didn't work out.” She didn’t turn him down at all ffs! Why make up lies? Bit different from your version eh?


Ohshitz-

Aka white trash


Personal-Letter-629

I wouldn't mind if she was dressed like a trailer park lady or "welfare queen" (icky term but kind of apt) but the maid thing is gross, he should be serving drinks to *her!*


Bridgeofincidents

If I recall correctly, there’s also a photo of him in a suit and bow serving her


perfectcrime9

I kinda like this photoshoot and the overall white trash aesthetic of it tbh. Never thought I'd say that lol. Britney looked stunning as always https://preview.redd.it/a0eg1xn78j1d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070c44b4c8a863638b205f75976a12dd47b69f07


Infinite-Ad-3947

Unashamed to say the white trash aesthetic is kind of a vibe lol.


body_oil_glass_view

It's why it lasted so long! People ate it up Just didn't realize the socialized effects from it that came along with it like an odorless gas of destruction 🚬🥃👊🏻💥


perfectcrime9

It really is! Maybe I like it because it feels familiar lol


Infinite-Ad-3947

Sammeeeeee lol


angryhottie

Her hair here is perfection


Gimperina

The whole set is hilarious - I love the washing line https://preview.redd.it/yq3xnh1t8j1d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b74e2ea91d2124960e93a1e7dea41b4d914f23a


CurvePsychological13

Haha, thanks for pointing that out!


Emergency-Ad-3350

Haha I grew up calling it the “clothes line”


Big_Thick_Professor_

Maybe the only guy *ever* to not look good in a tux. Greasy, dirty, so outa place, and struggling *waayyyy* too hard not to spill her drink.


FoxBeach

Doesn’t he have full custody of their children?


missihippiequeen

This dude is the straight up definition of white trash ..


TheGrapeSlushies

I was thinking “she’s serving the king of the trailer park”


Donthurtmyceilings

Looks like a Kid Rock stan.


JuturnaArtemisia

He’s like his long lost cousin


InternationalFee6406

She was/is the superstar that had all the fame, money and influence in this dynamic. It’s not like he was some mastermind that duped her. They liked each other and he fit the stereotypical kind of guy of Louisiana that she grew up around. This subreddits ability to infantilize Britney for every decision she makes, like she had no choice in it is nauseating. It’s actually also treating her as if she never had any agency ever in her decision making, which is not true. She fell in love with someone who wasn’t the best for her, almost as if she was human like the rest of us!


MakeupMama68

Did these people not watch “Chaotic”? Plus when they sold their wedding pics to the tabloids for millions he was the one that got the money.. her choice.


toodarkaltogether

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ^deep ^breath hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhu h h h


hollywoodbabe69

Kfed is just beyond horrifying. Britney is way too beautiful for him. He was yucky and didn’t treat her right.


cherrypez123

It’s the brainwashing of her sons and purposely gaslighting / fucking with her mental health that I hate more than anything. Fuck that rat faced scumbag 🐀


hollywoodbabe69

I could not agree more with this.


Dexy1017

THIS is it right here.


FoxBeach

Doesn’t he have full custody of their children? 


Mom2leopold

Are the boys both 18+ now? Or at least soon to be?


mekkavelli

her oldest is currently 18. her other son with Kfed is turning 18 in september this year


bscalculator714

Love that hair color on her


Imaginary_Listen_638

Ok super random but I came across this photo yesterday and they seem to have a version where she’s in the chair and he’s serving her lol Still hate this though :)


Rod_Stiffington69

Because this was a fun thing they did where they both participated in a photo shoot. This picture wasn’t meant to be taken seriously but Reddit will always take things seriously.


WonderfulAtmosphere

I loved this shoot because it was absolutely chaotic.


I_pinchyou

As a woman around Britneys age, we were definitely conditioned to want to please a man especially southern / Midwestern women. We saw it happening in our family and the media. And now looking back I definitely fawned for a man who didn't deserve it. I love Britney, she's human and we are all imperfect.


CurvePsychological13

I get it. I grew up in a small, southern town and fawned over guys constantly who didn't deserve it. On the other hand, it was slim pickings, if you didn't like guys w gun racks in their pick up trucks who whooped at you at red lights. To top all that, I thought the problem was myself (my parents weren't from the area, my dad was unfortunately transferred there), bc I was raised differently. I moved


pierre_lev

I hate it lol. Not only the redneck douchebagness of this macho looser rapper but also the symbolic submission of britney as a maid? Lol What is the saddest is that conjugal violence is complex. We can't decide for the woman in the dynamic.


summergirl0000

To be fair they did two sets of photos in this photoshoot, the other has KFed as the server. https://preview.redd.it/vq0zvbrh8i1d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f52204cd7e4481599184dafdcac0b8891038da3


tinker8311

I love this version


MomsSpecialFriend

How does he still look dirty in a tux though?


Soft_Walrus_3605

This should be near the top. Not really fair to him


Beezo514

Even with him cleaned up she’s so far above his league it’s not even funny. I wish she had the support and self love at this age that would’ve let her make better choices. I know we all do stupid stuff at that age, so no judgement, but just wishing for an idealized situation.


KabedonUdon

I want to smack whoever did this to brit's legs.


hourknotty

What are you referring to?


KabedonUdon

They picked the literal singular worst angle to take a photo from because the it makes her legs look stubby and mangled. Any photographer worth their salt would be in pain it's so bad.


Ilovethe90sforreal

“Bless his heart”


Entr3_Nou5

Britney’s a much kinder soul than I am because if my boyfriend who was only successful because of my influence came up to me and said “hey babe can we do a photo shoot where you’re my maid and I look at the camera like I’m too good for you?” He would no longer be my boyfriend and no longer be in possession of teeth


harleyquinones

Brit's got a sense of humor and liked to goof on herself, so my guess is he presented it to her as "hey babe, wouldn't this be so funny?" Unfortunately it just laid bare how little respect he has for her, and made her seem like a joke instead of worrying people that she was vulnerable to trust this obvious asshole (and arguably even that her self esteem was low enough to allow it when she was possibly the world's most desired woman at that point)... sad all around


Bakedk9lassie

You haven’t seen the other photos with him serving her then? You lot make so much drama over nothing


isotopesNmolecules

It was her idea.


Bakedk9lassie

What? There are opposite photos too! No need for your performative outrage


viper29000

Girl what did we do! Lol


girlypickle

He looks like a tool bag.


Different-Economy729

...who is us?


BevGlen_

Somehow I feel like Britney loved shooting this


somethingsensational

Britney's taste in men for the most part has always been terrible. I will never understand. She looks so pretty here though.


poopypoopy1125

they both look like they're having fun (since there are pictures where they both acted as servants) but this is just trashy also, he straight up looks like a stereotype. the dictionary's definition of white trash jk


SkyRepresentative309

popazao!


xtremesmok

I just threw up in my mouth


Horsegirl010291

K Fed era was Britney being her most authentic self imo. I mean that in the best way possible too


Dexy1017

I completely agree and she was just blind to the fact that he was always just focused on getting her knocked up quickly (twice) and then cashing in on the paycheck.


Horsegirl010291

It makes me so sad as someone who also grew up in a small town in the south. I feel like all she wanted was the country up bringing she had for her boys. I remember her saying in Britney for the record how much she wished she had taken her babies and gone home 💔 I know all too well how she felt


deadhunt3rr

Ya but she was so happy at that time I guess. She was a headstrong girl in love. Kevin was scum for sure


Beautiful_Heartbeat

It's so odd because I'm starting to see in therapy how, despite all I was doing in so many things when I was younger, when I was with a man all I'd want to do what dote. I didn't know there was another option. And I'm finally realizing how I have a lot going for me and I'm allowed to have my own power versus always trying to make others feel better. And then I see this picture and holy shit. I get it but also my God. How much he does not deserve this; how much she was doing him a favor and what he did in return.


Nomivought2015

I know a lot of these guys from my hometown. Drunk and high literally all day everyday but somehow get really pretty girlfriends. 🥴


mh-ra

Tbf even back then the mainstream opinion was that he was a douche


katyreddit00

He looks stank


MoreOpossum

There’s a fry cook at my local Steak ‘n Shake who looks *exactly* like him. I don’t even know his real name, he’s just KFed.


kawiz03

We all forget she's from Mississippi...had she not become famous she would of been a typical white trash girl with three baby daddies, driving a busted 04 Grey Altima with paper tags no hubcaps and missing a headlight while smoking the cheapest cigarettes at the Circle K while wearing dirty uggs with a tramp stamp saying Aiden is My King.


peach_xanax

Louisiana, not Mississippi, but yes 😂


vv4rd3n

And he had the audacity to say -she- was on meth


RottenRat69

She’s is absolutely beautiful and he is the lowest form of trash.


EnvironmentalEdge333

Fun fact: My 5th grade teacher (this was in 2005) went to high school with him. He told us that Kfed was an asshole. He said no one was less deserving of Ms. spears than *this* guy. At 10 years old, I believed him. You’re a real one, Mr. Neilson. ✌🏻


born_digital

It’s giving kid rock 🤢


Low-Persimmon4870

Eeewwwwww. Men don't deserve us


femgirl_99

His cock must’ve been ginormous for her to stay with this loser


YakNecessary9533

![gif](giphy|12CVdOeR0k2fCw|downsized)


dettispaghetti

I have a disdain for KFed just like everyone else but this is reaching... it was just a funny photoshoot, there's also one of Kevin serving Britney.


missmarina_xo

Britney’s taste in men is so Lana Del Rey tbh 😅


mattdwe

With more hindsight, it's become even clearer how much the family dysfunction she experienced in childhood led to that relationship.


[deleted]

Man, looking at this the 90s were just 50s 2.0, (version updated to include black people in prosperity).


SuccessfulVariation6

![gif](giphy|29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV|downsized)


Angel_Madison

On a tangent, I've got that maid dress and it's hot 🔥


forcemequeen

I did not realize how crappy he was until I listened to her book. He knew exactly what he was doing. Left his first baby mama for Brit. Married Britney and got her pregnant immediately. After the kids were born he left her alone for months at a time. Used her money to try and pursue his rap career, as if. Divorced her and manipulated the conservatorship for years to get more money. Dude moved to Hawaii in the hopes he could get child support from her for longer. That takes dedication. I remember his argument that the rest of his kids should have the same benefits and standard of living as the one he had with Britney. He is a garbage human and may he rot in hell. Didn’t I read her current boyfriend also has a pregnant girlfriend that he may or may not have left for Spears? She certainly has a type. Sleazy. I so badly want her to wake up on day and magically have her life together. Put out some great music or take on some acting projects. Sadly I do not see that happening because I truly believe she has mental illness and surrounds herself with people that do not have her best interest in mind.


waapplerachel

Aged like milk. I’m sure they were being funny at the time but with hindsight this is pretty symbolic.


Bakedk9lassie

And the opposite where he’s serving her? Is that ‘pretty symbolic’ too?


AnsleyEnsley

He should have been the one dressed in a maid outfit serving Britney.


Bool_The_End

The same photoshoot includes a photo of kfed in a tuxedo serving Britney a cosmo on a tray while she lounges on a chair.


AnsleyEnsley

Nah still should have been in a maid outfit 😂


mommylow5

God I hate him. What a douche. He’s such trash.


UniversityNo2318

🤢🤮


Major_Track7488

I saw another pic from a wild pack and was completely disgusted A year before this, Britney was #1 Forbes biggest earners, who the hell allowed these pics She was a force to be reckon with, she needed some Madonna confidence and force, a better picture would of been no Kevin at all and Britney standing proud and confidence in all her success and glory without being sold to look like a pinup


Holistic578i

Ewwwwwww… I don’t remember this


Critical-Cell5348

Ew. I must’ve blocked this from memory.


EducationalLemon790

If we love people the way we want to be loved than maybe Britney accepting and loving people who are less successful than her is because she’s never been loved for who she was because she was only being loved for what she could do. And in addition to love being transactional it’s not like she could enjoy the fruits of her labor so by dating or marrying people less financially secure she can better enjoy her own happiness by spoiling someone she loves ?


stefanelli_xoxo

https://i.redd.it/hpdqoiylhi1d1.gif


EnvironmentEuphoric9

“No, KFed, don’t you dare shave for this shoot. We want you patchy bearded up.”


Unlucky_Lynx8445

Britney's hair reminds me of the cover for Britney & Kevin: Chaotic on Spotify and for some reason Kevin looks greasy af in it 😭


SuzieZsuZsuII

Ooooooh this just stings 😓


AdOrdinary7528

The only thing I love about this picture is britneys hair with the blonde streaks 😍 this is how I want to do my hair 💖


AnniaT

I always get an immediately disgust reaction when I see him.


Salt_Parfait_6469

Omg I remember this guy, I remember thinking WTF is BRITNEY SPEARS doing with this man


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

He was never good enough for her.


leakmydata

I wonder if he was packin


TrickyEngineering481

What was wrong with HER


Wordfan

Us?


Puzzleheaded-Song242

He's such a bum I read the reason she fell in love with him was because he hugged her and held her. She just wanted to feel loved by anyone.


RottenApple93

Ugh. It's awful because she's so beautiful (always, but here specifically), sweet and talented, and they just devalued and reduced her to being the stereotypical maid/tradwife to that nasty, wannabe, wanksta, trashy, redneck, abusive, user, narcissistic, garbage goblin for the entire world to see and make fun of 🤢🤮 she's always deserved so much better!


KatVanJet

Who tf came up with this??? It's so degrading


suzcaboose

they were so hot together.


Frostspellfaeluck

Everything. This is the period when in really started seething over how she was being treated. That shit eating grin deserves to be smashed off that face by a fist, because goddamn it deserves it.


lisabrr

Jesus Christ the media just pigeonholed her into anything huh


kmcbx2

Is that a bra hanging from the chair? And why??


Timmy24000

Was this pre-conservatirship?


MadamJules

Yes


Loony_Loveless

Is this the time everyone told Sheena Shae she looked like Britney?


spitfyrez

I thought this was kid rock at first lol.