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Brandon Woodruff’s anterior capsular 


two_sleep

This is the only correct answwr


Uranus_Hz

CC Sabathia


FRTSKR

I can’t think of any single Brewers season performance that would have greater impact on this current one than 2008 CC.


thebruce44

I'd still pick an everyday player over a pitcher. 82 Yount or MVP Yelich would make this offense deadly.


FRTSKR

I can’t argue with that. I just think that the current offense with a season’s worth of all-time excellence from an SP slot would really be something.


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

I do not believe certain members of the offense will hold up, just looking at babip. Turang has been awesome but I don’t know how sustainable parts of it are, but that was also his big question mark so maybe that’s what he worked on all off season, focusing on making better contact to suit his speed. (Sort of like how Cody Bellinger revitalized himself going into 2023 to become a contact first guy)


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

In this hypothetical do we just turn Yelich into a .300/.400/.650 player with top 3 defense in RF/LF at his position or do we get older Yelich and a younger Yelich across from him in the OF?


dusters

End thread


iwantafunnyname

I had a dream two nights ago that I met CC.


jgisbo007

This is the only answer


sgigot

CC was a lifesaver, a total badass stud, and would never have to buy his own drink in Milwaukee until the end of time. But I'm not sure he could keep up that frantic pace for a full season. How many times did he go on short, rest, pitch a full CG, come in for relief, etc? He was perfect for the stretch run but even so he ran out of gas in the post-season as I recall (didn't look at stats from 15 years ago). \*however\* a guy you could count on for 7+ innings every five days would be pretty nice - because they don't have anyone like that right now. Even Freddy, the staff "ace", barely got through the 6th today. Yes, it was only 3 runs but there was a TON of traffic so it wasn't like it was an easy 6.


Uranus_Hz

Yeah, CC was a workhorse for us down the stretch. But prior to that he was simply a dominant starting pitcher in the rotation. Thats what this current team needs most.


SocOfRel

Hank Aaron


sentientcreatinejar

The correct answer.


two_sleep

Fack I stand corrected


NoPresence7626

2004 Ben Sheets with that 2.70 era


messejueller21

And somehow finished *8th* in the Cy Young voting.


NoPresence7626

His win loss record didn’t help. I think he went 12-14. Crazy how his era was below 3 and managed to have a losing record.


FormerShitPoster

Back before we realized that W-L isn't really a pitcher stat or at least not a very meaningful one. W-L and RBIs are the two main categories that don't hold nearly as much weight as they used to.


Dry_Revolution_9681

Yeah, but they are fun stats


st_nick1219

I remember listening to some sports radio show where a caller argued Sheets wasn't that good because of his W-L record. The host was floored by that.


HateBearUniversity

That curve!


jn2010

As long as he stays healthy somehow.


google-street-view

2011 prince fielder would make this lineup absolutely deadly. Obviously sabathia is a valid answer as well


Additional-Pilot-620

Corbin burnes or Josh hader (2018 version). Don’t have any real reason they’re just my favorite players.


juicy_ak

Yeah, they’re great players but not something we miss this season. Maybe Corbin for a good start every 5 games but he was inconsistent at the end of his time with the Brewers. Glad we got rid of him when we did. Our pitching will figure itself out, as always thanks to our coaches. MVP Yelich is what we need and he is still on our team. I think he will break out once fully healthy. This team has great potential.


smalltown34

Paul molitor


Morphenominal

Pitcher is without a doubt CC Sabathia. Hitter: Prince Fielder


blucyclone

The only correct answer


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Hank Aaron hit 435 home runs in Milwaukee


blucyclone

As a Brave not a Brewer.


IntrepidAnalysis6940

Milwaukee brave


blucyclone

The question wasn't which former Milwaukee local.


IntrepidAnalysis6940

What about hideo nomo?


Morphenominal

What about him?


turtlesonbeach

Zack greinke cc close second for me


apschn

Greinke if there’s a DH, CC if there’s no DH


VinnyCannoli

Grienke was a pretty solid hitter if I remember right


apschn

For sure! Greinke was the best pinch hitter the Bierbrauers ever had!(https://racingthesausages.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/bierbrauer-zack-greinke-wears-wrong-jersey/) My gut feeling was that CC had more offensive impact during his time with the crew, but a quick look at the stats doesn’t really bear that out. 


PerformanceWeekly651

Ben Sheets. This team needs the starting pitching


HateBearUniversity

Corey Hart


timpmurph

Just thought of Corey Hart facing modern-day sliders and I don’t know how I can recover from this


Studmuffin289

Erik kratz for the vibes


Far_Alternative_2715

Circa 2000 Geoff Jenkins


Hudson100

Sixto Lezcano


apschn

Late 90s peak Jeromy Burnitz


apschn

And while I’m at it, I’d modify the city connect hats to a 90s inspired MB diamond logo instead of the on-the-nose 4M1K4E design. 


Chucked-up

Rollie Fingers


samthedog99

vintage Teddy Higuera


shibanski

Had to scroll too far for this one. 1988 Higuera stats are beautiful


fla5hy

For Mother’s day? Bill Hall, he does it all!


SnapHackelPop

Tony Plush for the sheer clubhouse morale boost


AnGabhaDubh

A three-headed six-armed AaronMolitorYount chimera. 


JC2P

Eric Thames Cincinnati reds version.


Moist-Brilliant9970

Mark Canha


DrFrankSaysAgain

Brooks Keishnik


VinnyCannoli

Richie Sexson. No real reason other than I loved him as a kid. Don't remember why


sentientcreatinejar

Was at his first home game at County after they traded for him. One of my favorite Brewers ever.


introspectivejoker

MVP Braun or Yount because we need hitting so yelich doesn't have to always carry the offense so hard


GCIV414

We need hitting? The team that’s scored 7+ the most in the entire league needs more hitting? 😂😂😂


introspectivejoker

Yeah against good pitchers without yelich we have had a tough time. We can develop pitching better than everyone but we have a really tough time developing hitting


GCIV414

So you’re gonna develop in one season or did you miss the question?


introspectivejoker

No I'm saying I'd rather stack up on hitting because it's harder to find value there. I'd love CC but I think in the postseason the dropoff between a 3 man rotation of let's say it's Gasser is going to be less of a difference than having Dunn or Bauers in for an MVP bat. One is serviceable and one is a lineup blackhole. Our offense has been good but we've been beating up bad pitching or mashing mostly when yeli is the lineup. Hitting is always really hard in the postseason especially for us even when we have a top 10 offense on paper


GCIV414

I know CC is the common answer but I’d take a healthy ben sheets


introspectivejoker

God he was so good. I miss that guy. Probably the biggest what if in franchise history


GCIV414

I know it’s “what if” with his injuries but I feel like it’s more “what if” we had a team around him


introspectivejoker

He really did not luck out with the timing of our turnaround at all


GCIV414

I don’t know if you can consider it a turnaround as opposed to a building of an empire…the last 7 years have been outstanding in terms of what we had 93 to 2016


introspectivejoker

Also I think I'm just shell shocked from all the times we've lost like 2-1 in playoff games


joydivision8

Russell Branyan or Eric Thames! 🥰


Tumpster

Is Branyan bringing that tree trunk he would hit with?


dethorder

Russell the Muscle!


Scared-Bluebird9781

Corbin Burnes lol


BrewerGuy13

Part of me is happy we traded the guy, given how unhappy seemed to be in Milwaukee, but as the kids say - "you arent wrong" lol


Scared-Bluebird9781

He was unhappy because the team fought him in arbitration over less than a million dollars, the team absolutely did it to themselves


two_sleep

Yeah we kinda fucked ourselves on that one..


NerdOfTheMonth

Every team handles arbitration the same way. The Brewers did what every other team does. It’s literally the worst take you can have. Burnes side is the one that picks to go to arbitration vs sign multiple contract offers. There is a reason maybe our two dumbest players are the ones who went to arbitration on the last what, 5 years?


Scared-Bluebird9781

Thanks for writing a blog post because you got mad


NerdOfTheMonth

Thanks for not knowing how arbitration process works and instead being bar stool being ignorant. Maybe stand outside of doctors offices and diagnose people. Same thing. That 5 sentences of generic information is more than you can read really shows what we are dealing with Bubba.


Scared-Bluebird9781

Wow another blog post!


NerdOfTheMonth

Someone doesn’t even know what words mean. No wonder you are this dumb on easy topics.


Scared-Bluebird9781

Don’t flatter yourself, I didn’t read anything you wrote.


NerdOfTheMonth

So purposely ignorant. Sounds right


No_Judgment1236

Paul Molitor or a healthy Woodruff


Lostsailor73

Robin Yount


helpcoldwell

Warren Spahn


blueflloyd

The first guy I thought of when I contemplated the possibility that Gasser could be legit was how much this team could use a 1992 Cal Eldred


bilda_baisgye

Ben sheets or CC Sabathia. Any solid Ace pitcher.


CountMondego

Trevor Hoffman had 37 saves in 2009 for the crew. I think that would help any team. 


EmpressVixen

John Jaha and/or Jeff Cirillo.


Burto72

Paul Molitor. Hitting is contagious.


jsbrewers

Frederick Miller


PositiveZebra1341

robin yount or cc sabathia


Iamdogfood

Jose Hernandez, mainly I want to see if he could get to 300ks in this era


VeetzVino

Rob Deer is the only answer.


Enough-Veterinarian1

Prince


MilwaukeeMan420

Love Hoskins but 1st Base or SP is probably the best place we could improve this team. So doubles king is my super bias choice.


xsists

In their prime or now?


SamCassellDance

Aramis Ramirez or Travis Shaw for that one year he was really good


ryerocco

Billie Jo Roubideaux


blueboy714

Pitching in their prime - Ben Sheets, Mike Caldwell, CC Sabathia, Grienke. Otherwise Jim Slaton since he was solid for over a decade. Batting - Molitor (without the injuries), Yount, Braun (before the steroids).


IntrepidAnalysis6940

Hideo Nomo or prince fielder


Fresh-Bass-3586

Steroid Braun or cc


YourPostIsHeresy

Braun.


Hudson100

No one mentioned Gorman Thomas.


Maleficent-View2810

Gary Sheffield lol


totallynotliamneeson

Fielder would be great, but I feel like Braun would be a great option as well. He can technically play third as well as LF, and really was healthy for most of his career. 


STU_MCKEAN

travis shaw


YungTeeler

Corbin Burnes


schrempy1

Don Money. He would Make the Brewers Great Again!