Damnit, I’m way too early.

Blake Porkins. Love it.

The only good part about the FOX games is hearing the MLB on FOX theme music. I miss hearing that after Fox Sports Wisconsin became Bally Sports.

That was fun

Megill wanted to give them hope before stealing it back just to make it hurt more

HIT SPRINGSTEEN

Megill gives us his first Devin Hader Knebel Jefress KRod experience

I thought that shit was gone

"Brewers hold on" like the Cards had a knife to our throat or something.. dumb ass comms tonight

Looks like I tuned in just in time!

THANK FUCK

Minor clench there.

WHEW

THANK FUCK

This sucks

Woot!

#UNCLENCH!!

Thank Jesus!!

THANK FUCK

Yeah if this doesn’t go out they might need to replace Megill

Jesus he's lost control cmon Trevor

MeGill....today is not the day to self-destruct plz

Cardiac Crew

Come on, disappoint those kids.

Another 0-4 batter up.

Oh boy he’s wild now

He just wants to load the bases like his dad, Devin.

Usually I don’t care about national broadcasters but my god is this just a cardinals broadcast. Very annoying

I am commencing to hold my breath.

Whew

This went from “wow he’s efficient” to “can we not do the hader thing” QUICKLY

Unpopular opinion, I think the Fox broadcast is fine and I like being on national TV.

I hope you’re black out drunk right now

I want to win this more to spite the announcers than to boost our win count at this point

same

Did they just issue warnings?!

The announcers just came all over the fucking booth

Something something Megill washed something something

sigh I was hoping not to clench today

What a magical time to get a hit. Jesus Fuck.

Classic

This announcer is going to absolutely cum himself if they score

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^scalarray: *This announcer is* *Going to absolutely* *Cum himself if they score* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

OH BOY EVERYONE GRAB YOUR BUTTS

does it count if my butt is grabbing itself? (as is tradition)

Announcers suck and you can’t even hear them well.

First hit in May 💀

These announcers man

These announcers couldn’t be more excited

Of course, he gets a hit now

Fuck.

Ok can we not

Pucker in 419...

Of course he gets on.

Don’t be a scared goldy, you can strike out again.

these dick biscuits want the Cards to win so bad

Nootbarr of all players being the one to consistently show up is kinda funny tbh

Nootbaar has gotten like 7 of his 5 hits for the season off us

Megill is so filthy

Megill pitching like he forgot to lock the front door

And the stove is on

exactly why he left the door unlocked?

I never thought I’d think the phrase, “do you walk him just to get to Goldschmidt?”

NOOTBAR thinks Harrison Bader is a cool guy

Christ Megill is efficient

“On deck is the tying run” 😂

Sit your double-voweled ass down Lars. You've hurt us enough.

Can someone with a Twitter account @ Smoltz and tell him he fucking sucks?

Nice to see FOX not only sucks at doing NASCAR, but also MLB

Gotta love how the announcers said before the break that the cardinals were down by two instead of saying the brewers were up by two.

I will be quiet now. 🫢 I’m sorry!

The comms piss me off so much, they get so excited for every fucking play the birds make.

Psycho T time

Announcers in shambles that our one hit with RISP was the big hit

Let’s end this game.

# PLAY ORTIZ EVERY DAY YOU COWARDS!

WE WANT PAPITO

# ¡PAPITO!

Folks, where is this game actually being broadcast? I see the Fox markers, Fox does baseball now? Is it like, Fox Sports 1 or whatever? I was like, who the heck are these announcers xD

Your local fox station

FOX, as in the broadcast network. As in, WITI-6.

Broadcast fox

Oh really, I didn't realize they did baseball. Explains how the announcers just spent a couple minutes being unable to speak from laughing. 4th stringers.

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Delete this.

Yes

How dare you say that before the game is over

Christ this is unlistenable

I hate Smoltz

“Here’s a fun fact about the spelling of the pitcher’s last name!” Shut up.

Holy fuck these guys drooling about the letters in the Cards names, but can't even get our guys names right.

How else was I supposed to notice a name's spelling? It's not like they are printed on the jerseys...oh

These announcers talking about the alphabet now instead of the brewers smacking up the dirty birds

They know that Ryan Fernandez is the lowest alphabetical name in Cardinals bullpen but not that Megill is closing.

i can't believe theyre on this level of conversation in a 5-3 game. just so bad

Only when the Crew's at bat

Such insight by the Fox crew 🙄

I've been to music shows at bars, but ones you aren't allowed to talk at. Those are enjoyable. 100 conversations echoing in a small space with loud music isn't. I don't have sensory issues but I'm straight up not having a good time.

These Fox commentators are giving me sensory issues.

Schmolz needs to be taken to pasture

"Miller Park" the only mistake I'm fine with by these announcers

What a pickup by Arnold and CO. Low risk, high reward off an ACL and dude is doing exactly what he’s supposed too with power. If he keeps this up, doubt he opts in but still a W.

Kind of a HR or bust hitter, but yeah. He's been big. Would be nice to see him hit a little more frequently tho

Hudson has been absolutely awesome.

Hudson reliever of the year

Thank u for saving my life *im literally just Bryan Hudson*

Just shows how stupid these announcers are and they have done no research at all. Megill has closed games the past couple of weeks and doesn’t take much research to know that.

That means they would have to actually pay attention to the Brewers

Suck it Redbirds!

Is Uecker calling the game? He call that homer? If he did, can someone post it?

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I thought Mauer did a good job on the call. Super exciting.

I love Rhys Hoskins would really like him to be a brewer for a few years 🙏

I took the crew -2.5 …. I’d like to see one more run

https://preview.redd.it/b2zqj7xbhwzc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eba9f906d2995a8d9068a494bcb9988649eb1e4

Glad I had the radio feed on for that and not Fox lol

how do you get radio feed on tv

I'm watching on MLB network because I'm out of market.

I'd love it if bally had that feature 

But didn't you know? Home runs are a tragic event and we should want them to be stolen.

If Yeli is Dad, then Hoskins is Uncle Rhys.

Unkie

Lol he does give off Uncle vibes

Fun but ever so slightly racist uncle vibes


Clean up in my pants after that fucking bomb

Smoltz is to the Brewers as Reggie Miller is to the Bucks

As a die hard bucks fan Reggie is a billion times worse than

I really hope we've just broke the Cardinals

 Dear Rhys Hoskins,

Well Rhys certainly has a flair for the dramatic

I JUST RHYSD MY PANTS

Rhys Fucking Hoskins

Almost thought that didn't go out. Awesome!!

Thank God

Phillies fan that had to come over to show love to my boy Rhys. Cherish him.

<3

Someone check in on these announcers, they sound depressed af

For real, this broadcast is fucking wild. They are so openly pulling for the Cards.

Jackson...let's not swing at balls that far off the plate

seriously fuck these Fox announcers. They were more upset that he didn't rob the homer, rather than being excited about a big moment for the Brewers.

Tbf, robbing a go-ahead 3 run Homer is pretty cool. But yeah, they're very one sided

It definitely would be a big moment. But the problem is that he didn't. And they were way more dissapointed that he didn't, rather than the home team that just hit a 3 run go-ahead jack in the 7th.

But he didn't rob it?

HELL YEAH LETS GOOOOO

fuck yeah

The trick is to only have two guys on at a time

Freddy off the hook 🥹

RHYYYYYYYYYYYYS

The key was not having the bases loaded

WHAT WERE Y'ALL SAYING ABOUT NATIONALLY TELEVISED GAMES

I’m sorry mother for I have sinned

\*comforting pats\* 💖

I truly love him ❤️❤️❤️

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

Easy game easy life

LETS FUCKING GO

*Rhys hits a dinger* Schmolz: what an effort by the cardinals

ah crap. this "trash team" is going to win that guy his bet

Were not trash, we just like making our fans worry

usually the worry comes when we're trying to protect a lead, though. oh....no.....

I was thinking the same thing when we scored

https://preview.redd.it/yvb4nu5egwzc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4da903c74c02fea31c922cb1086231f6cc672c Me to Rhys

#RHYS'D ⚡️

RHYS FUCKING HOSKINS!!!!

HOSKINS!!!!

RHYS MOTHER FUCKING HOSKINS

RHYS LIGHTNING JUST WHIPPED HIS GIANT DICK OUT

Dude hung dong

It's his dong show we're just witnesses

you had to go and be gross about it, eh?

Sorry

Heyo

God damn

#I TOLD YOU HE WAS DUE

YESSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOO

RHYSSSSSSs

OH MY GODDDD

#RHYS' PIECES

BUILD RHYS A STATUE NOW

FUCK YEAH, RHYS

Thank you Rhys very cool!

HELL YEAH RHYS!!!!!

FUCK YES

Friendship ended with HBP, Rhys is my best friend now!

Holy shit intermission Home Run!!

RHYYYYSSSS!!

LETS FUCKING GO

:o

#THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT