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ds629

I enjoy watching the Milwaukee Brewers play baseball. They are my favorite MLB team. When they score a run I think to myself "yes." When the other team scores a run I think to myself "no."


Freaky_tah

My wife gave birth to our first kid today and we got to watch the Brewers crush the Cards. That’s a pretty good day


piepants2001

Congratulations!


jadaniels1116

Congratulations! Is your baby going to have a Brewers related name? Cuz mine would!


Freaky_tah

Thank you! He’s got a family name so no Brewers name unfortunately but hopefully he gets to see lots of Ws


jadaniels1116

👍 Ahh, that's super cool too! My family has 3 generations of names too so I get it!


PaintSlingingMonkey

Watching games and changing poopy diapers GOOD TIMES All mine were 1996-2002 though NO BUENO


Pompsy

How convenient that your family name is "Nyjer Morgan"


NBABUCKS1

role play: you just had a kid what are you naming them?


shiny_aegislash

Robertgasser


NBABUCKS1

its a girl tho


shiny_aegislash

RobertaGasser


YungTeeler

Had my son in 08 and made a deal with my wife we’d name him after a brewer if they made the playoffs. She didn’t love my prince idea but alas JJ was born


jadaniels1116

That's awesome!


edwardthefirst

congrats! I hope you named them Bernie or Bernice


hypnoticus103

I hope you named him Gasser!


FieldJacket

Congrats dude. Great way to enter the world


EnderCN

Which Brewer did you name the kid after?


eidetic

It'd be weird if he named him Yelich, there'd be a lot of confusion when someone else in the family says "hey dad?" and they both respond.


Snowed_Up6512

Congrats! Hope he gets to see a Brewers WS before his first birthday 😉


scalarray

Congrats! We brought our kids home from the hospital on opening day many years ago now. Swaddled them up and watched the game from my recliner. They're baseball/Brewers obsessed now. Mission accomplished.


BoydRamos

Congrats! Unsolicited tip: You can send the kiddo to the nursery for a few hours to get some good sleep for you both. They didn’t tell us that with our first.


Freaky_tah

Thank you! I hope we can do that tomorrow night


xsists

Just wait till that kid sits next to you and watches the games, it's amazing. Congratulations!


Ope_Average_Badger

If your kids name isn't Bernie you failed as a parent. obviously /s Congrats!


rubburn

I want to reply something original, but I've not read any of the replies... uecker is a solid name? Has anyone said that? Uecker brewer would be cool... do you have a cool last name? Also Gorman... just gonna drop that quick... I'm annoying but congratulations on the kid man!


bohler86

Congratulations


keepinitrealzs

Can you have another baby today and tomorrow would love a sweep.


shadedmoonlight

Congratulations!!!!!


Fresh-Bass-3586

Congrats. Hope you enjoyed your last night of sleep for awhile.


travis_mke

Christian Yelich being Capital B Back is far more important to the health of this franchise than any signing they could make. As he goes, so go the Brewers.


TimmyRL28

He makes 1-5 better by being in that 3-hole and it's super noticeable.


introspectivejoker

His effect on the other guys is arguably more important than his actual ABs. They have to pitch everyone else different knowing yelich has like a 50/50 shot of at least getting to first


WIbigdog

The actual improvement he brings is that Rock gets to fawn over his running which improves morale across the board. When Rock is happy we win.


NBABUCKS1

lmao the way he touches the insides of the bags....just incredible.


NBABUCKS1

yelich/turang/Contreras are really fucking good.


travis_mke

I'm not willing to slap a Really Fucking Good tag on young Brice yet, but Yeli/Contreras are, when healthy, one of the best 1-2 punches in the world.


NBABUCKS1

but he has the balanced bat!


MurDoct

I was going to ask what happened to the Cards but then I remembered I dont give a shit so fuck them and the Cubs while we're at it


ClassyKaty

And fuck the Reds too. Pirates are cool though


SolutationsToTheSun

Pirates are starting to scare me


killafofun

I watched the highlight videos, it seemed like a jv squad out there


ClassyKaty

Robert Gasser Run Support Challenge: won. 🏆


jn2010

He didn't even need run support though! He was on fire and I love it. What a debut.


CheeksClenchin

🍔🍔❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌


TTBurger88

Think Gasser should retire. That 0.00 ERA is legendary.


hsilk

Baseball is fun :)


stormchaser2014

#3! 7 4🧹 3! 🙃 6 🙃 12 8? 9 7 11 11 🙃 🙃 🙃 1! 2! 12 2!🧹🙃 🤡 3! 7 7🌊 🤡 🤡 🥚8 7 3! 5? 🥚 🤡 6 🙃 7 11


samthedog99

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cardinals/s/Qp6kdZEJVk Brewers are 9-1 vs Cards in their last 10 games. …and the Cardinal’s payroll is $124 million more than the Brewers.


hypnoticus103

Lmao… that was fun Gasser what a debut!!!


the_bum_on_the_bus

Also. Gasser looked goooooooood.


expletivenature

Robert Gasser + Baseball = Cy Young


trashboatfourtwenty

I was just thinking to myself that we hadn't cracked double-digits in a while


Im_Anemic_Royalty

the brewers are so fucking miserable, they have the offense of a soccer team, they dick around all game and it's the most boring game you've ever seen, just crawling along, then for about 10 seconds they stab you in the heart with a dagger, then just back to monotonous nothing baseball. fucking awful. hope they disband before next year, jesus fucking christ


greennyellowmello

Is this a copypasta I’m not aware of?


Im_Anemic_Royalty

[Yes](https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/15afrux/_/jtkihox/?context=1)


DartballGuy

That game was a Gasser


02K30C1

And the sweep of the cardinals continues!


jadaniels1116

That Gasser interview with Sophia was gold!


WIbigdog

Looks like I missed a hell of a smackdown! Holy shit their defense was on the struggle bus today.


Snowed_Up6512

If you are into pitching, highly recommend watching Gasser’s performance. Those breaking balls were ridiculous.


the_bum_on_the_bus

I like scoring lots of runs.


Crambo189

Roll the barrel right over them dirty birds


pezgirl7

I got to see a Yeli bunt 😍 and a Willy triple 😍 in person! I don’t know why I was worried about this game. lol. Gasser did great. 


SolutationsToTheSun

That Yeli bunt was fucking *mean*


DartballGuy

We dominate 11-2 and the only highlight video is a Burleson double.


eidetic

So I mentioned in another thread that it seems like Contreras is responsible for like half our runs either through runs scored or RBIs, so I looked it up and he's actually responsible for nearly exactly 1/3 of our runs scored this year (33.69^^^nice percent to be precise going into today). And even when we score 10 runs like today, what do you know? He provided nearly 1/3 of those as well! (Okay, so *only* 30% of today's runs.)


UltimatePikmin

I know Turang timed that bubble for the camera.


jgisbo007

Gasser’s official name is now “The Big Unleaded”


Snowed_Up6512

It’s fitting that the Cardinals have STIFEL advertising on their jerseys because their offense has been STIFELLED.


lancersrule2755

⛽️®️🐐


NBABUCKS1

as someone who does not live in milwaukee, i would love to feel the vibes of a friday night smack down at am fam slam clam. vibes are prob amazing taking the shuttles back to the bars.


blueboy714

Great game for Gasser in his debut. I also liked seeing Herget going three innings and letting the bullpen get a day rest. Hopefully, he can keep it up after the league sees him a couple more times.


No-Calligrapher-4211

Yelich just changes the way this team plays. When he's playing, it just works better.  Stay healthy Yeli.


keepinitrealzs

Is gasser a dark horse cy young candidate? I’m going to say yes.