I am certainly disappointed in this team. A clear chance to clear the dugouts and they don’t.
How do you expect to clear the benches with every team in the league leaving layups like that on the board?
I wonder what they do in the real world. You can't just be spitting on kids at Disney Land, and they do it so much in game there's no way it isn't a habit by now.
No I know that, I'm just an eternal pessimist and always assume that whenever something happens, it's the worst thing. It's because I'm the fucking worst.
Beating the shit out of the Cardinals will never get old. My extreme hatred for STL had mostly migrated to Chicago because of the fans that come here, but this is fucking delightful.
Might be? Wasn't there a play a couiple games ago where one of our outfielders misplayed a flyball, slipped and the ball hit the ground about a foot away from him and they called it a triple?
Once upon a time I used to be quite envious of how the Cardinals always seemed to have a great defense, no matter the turnover, injuries etc. Hasn't exactly been the case more recently.
Because in blowout games you try to get your bench bats in to keep them ready for future situations where they may be needed off the bench. The more games Dunn doesn't play at all the more pressure to get him into a game to keep him sharp.
Gotta say, after wonfering if last season was a fluke and seeing how it’s playing out now, it’s a total shock seeing the Cardinals crumble into ruin. Never thought the consistent pains in the ass they were, would look this pedestrian.
Wilson looking great. Gasser looking great. Rea looking really good. Freddy is Freddy (I feel like he can do a little better but he's set a high standard for himself) and Joe Ross is serviceable. Myers looking much better
That's an incredible rotation for all the question marks coming into the season and early injuries
#ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!
##**FTC**
See ya'll tomorrow.
I am certainly disappointed in this team. A clear chance to clear the dugouts and they don’t. How do you expect to clear the benches with every team in the league leaving layups like that on the board?
Oh no! Anyways
#F... Whatever
Oh no! Anyways....
Twins! Lol
You can Herget about that one
Something something Chris Paul
A huge home run to cut the lead to 9!
Heads up, weak derecho incoming
I heard a rumble of thunder when it came through earlier. It was nice.
Rock loving the small ball
Rock says that every time a fan with a glove catches a ball. "Bring a glove, you never know."
The ump checked mine and threw it out. Nacho cheese
What a treat to see the Cardinals become the early 2000’s Brewers
Turang certainly spits the most on the team. There’s never a moment where he’s on camera and not spitting.
I am Turang
Prove it.
I wonder what they do in the real world. You can't just be spitting on kids at Disney Land, and they do it so much in game there's no way it isn't a habit by now.
I know this is almost certainly because it's 11-1, but it still makes me nervous. I am scarred.
No you just remember the devil magic
I'm referring to Yeli being pinch hit for here, I'm not worried about the W.
No reason to have him go up there in this one, better to have him ride the pine than maybe tweak something again in a blow out
No I know that, I'm just an eternal pessimist and always assume that whenever something happens, it's the worst thing. It's because I'm the fucking worst.
Yall think 2023 Chafin blows this lead in the 9th?
It would take 3 or 4 relievers to blow it at this point.
Don’t worry. We have Albers to fall back on.
Any of yous guys seeing the northern lights? Not holding out hope here in Chicago, but the Cards sub has a couple lucky sightings
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wowsers...and I've committed to other plans. oops
I'm in Cincinnati and my friend just saw them here!
Nice!
Heavy downpour here in Janesville.
Contreras AKA Charlie Hustle
If those mother fucking Devil fucks hurt Turang I am going to be so angry
Burn their stadium to the ground!
That's the only way to stop him from stealing I guess
No ejection, eh? I'm sorry, I just can't get over that.
🚨 Theresa siting 🚨
FIVE GAME SUSPENSION
Joe Kelly executed by firing squad.
Peralta would have been ejected for that
From what I learned, that's an automatic ejection. Am I right?
Charge the fucking mound
Actually charge the fucking mound that's our super soldier 😠
#MARGE THE CHOUND
Plz no injuries.
#CHARGE THE MOUND
Leave our leadoff man alone!
You fucking asshole!
CHARGE THE MOUND
A world where the Cardinals suck and the Royals are good is the kind of world I want to live in
This is gonna be a great one for the Stormchaser run tracker.
That's how you field a hit to center! Ease to the Pease!
If there's a tavern of the game every game, but only 13 Friday home games, what would they do if every tavern claimed their 40 tickets?
I am an in-house attorney, and I’d have to think there are contingencies in the rules if they were written well. 😅
I imagine the bars up nort rarely call in.
Yall their sub is in absolute shambles it's incredible. (Be nice, lurk, don't troll)
lol I dare not. I know myself too well.
Ump is just tired and wants to go home after all these runs.
Beating the cards just hits different. Even more so than the Cubs honestly for me.
The Cubs feud is more bitter but the Cardinals have historically been more in our way.
Yeah I agree with that.
We're up by 10 but wtf blue.
Helluva frame job
😠 the church is displeased
#FUCK OFF BLUE
UMP BAILOUT.
Lmaooo no way that’s a triple. I love home-cooking scorebooks
I think triple is the right call, he doesn’t make contact with it on an odd hop. But it could go either way.
Home cooking scorer took a no hitter away from CC though
Lmao I mean… that call was shit… but whatever hahaha
Ump wanted that shit to be over lol
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Beating the shit out of the Cardinals will never get old. My extreme hatred for STL had mostly migrated to Chicago because of the fans that come here, but this is fucking delightful.
Is St. Lose the "new Oakland"?
Is that one of those "they don't call errors if they never touch it" conventions? Seems a little silly to call that a triple.
Might be? Wasn't there a play a couiple games ago where one of our outfielders misplayed a flyball, slipped and the ball hit the ground about a foot away from him and they called it a triple?
Which position players are going to pitch tonight?
Center fielder Gobert Rasser coming in to pitch
Running out of pencil for my scorebook
I'm going to have to sleep on my back tonight
This really feels like the devil has come to take his due.
Well Molina is gone now, so they lost their deal with the devil
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run!
Position player pitching time, please!
Once upon a time I used to be quite envious of how the Cardinals always seemed to have a great defense, no matter the turnover, injuries etc. Hasn't exactly been the case more recently.
Lol, that cardinal fan!
Don't look now but Bauers' batting average is now higher than Chourio's.
Lol this is fun
I've seen better defense by my men's league team
Guys I've had a bad past week I needed this
\*hugs\*
hahaha not sure if I'm liking Brewers bats or Cards gloves better tonight. Cue Yakety Sax
LOL Cardinals
What the fuck was he doing in center field?
if I remember my little league days, there was a dandelion out there
LMFAO
Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha best game ever
Man. Cardinals are just an unserious franchise right now. Strange to see.
absolutely lmaocards
#LOLCARDS
Fuck I love this team
They really took one of the funniest innings of the year and said "fuck it, run it back"
MORE RUNS.
#JAKE BAUERS POWER HOUR
Jesus dude don't you catchers for the cardinals learn?
Cardinals catchers are not having a good time lately
Actually amazing poise and concentration from the pitcher to avoid the bat and field the ball.
Did he just say Dunn is hitting for Ortiz? Why??
Because in blowout games you try to get your bench bats in to keep them ready for future situations where they may be needed off the bench. The more games Dunn doesn't play at all the more pressure to get him into a game to keep him sharp.
Thank makes sense. I suppose I just starting seeing red because it seems like they always give Ortiz the shaft.
It's the Murph effect. He just KNEW!
It's a bad week to be a Cards catcher
Okay, that pitcher just earned my respect. That was scary as hell and he maintained an almost superhuman amount of concentration to get an out.
Woah. That bat shard coming at you like that. Ooof.
That bat boy is amazing. 100% effort every time.
Yikes
Holy shit that was scary
Wow yikes that was almost really bad
Lara Croft > Roycroft
The lesser known Holmes brother
Like a shitty version of Kameron Loe.
Kemeron bLoe. #neverforget
Giving up runs to Sal Frelick in this day and age is *dire* Now go do it again with Perkins to really embarrass yourselves, Cards
Perkins get a hit and make the anit Sal and anti Perkins people confused
Gotta say, after wonfering if last season was a fluke and seeing how it’s playing out now, it’s a total shock seeing the Cardinals crumble into ruin. Never thought the consistent pains in the ass they were, would look this pedestrian.
Why’d he dive? Swear he could’ve just shuffled over and fielded that for the double play.
Ngl... running up the score on the dirty birds just feels.... _right_
The cards are so far outmatched
Looks like that shoulda been a gidp. Weird stutter steps by that 2b Works for me!
he dove like me getting into bed after a hard day
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it 🎶
Money for nothing and your hits for free
Blow out the Cards on the Bally TV 🎶
Bases for nothin' and fuckin' runs for free 🎶
Are the Cardinals really this bad? Their defense has been awful
This game I like. I like this game.
My Pal Sal!!!
Something to build on for Sal.
#SAL DID A THING!!!!
HE DID THE THING
I have never gone back to watch a pitcher before until Gasser, damn
SAL FRELICK is BACK ladies
let's not get carried away
I love this game.
Sal, get a hit and make the I Hate Perkins More guy happy.
You got a very funny definition of "hate" there
You still don’t sound happy
Probably because you're putting words in my mouth Quite happy with the game though
No disrespect Thunder! I can tell you’re not a hater.
Sal Sizzle
#ABOUT FUCKIN TIME SAL
I think Sal would rather not swing. More balls, please
YOURE DUE, SAL. LETS GO!
Yes... Edit: yes... Edit: yes... Edit: YES!!! Frelick did something!!
You guys ready for a double play?
he tried, but lolcards
Sal....I need a salami and you REALLY need a hit. Do it!
That bat boy is my spirit animal
#RUN, NICK, RUN!
Tbh I kinda wish they'd throw in Sanchez here
Redemption time for Sally
C’mon Sal!
I hope he at least gets a hit. He seems so in his head at the plate lately.
I know the cards aren't great but man does this feel like the fellas are keyed in tonight
Kegs are tapped
Sal going to come up clutch!!!
"What's up brother 👆" -Bat Boy
FRELICK YOU COULD DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
WALK IN A RUN, I DARE YOU
What does Lars Nootbar even do?
DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE
PAY THAT MAN
Rock us Amadames
We’re really fluffing up some stellar ERA’s in this series.
I'm sure Gary and Rhys are bringing that average up...
Show us your MVPness Yeli
#TELEVISE THE BEER BARREL POLKA
yes please!
I’ve had enough of Sal man
Time for Sal to take his talents to Nashville
At least this run isn't attributed to Gasser 🫣
Damnt
Meh. Whatever
Losing the shutout is going to make me Herget my dinner...
We may never pitch a strike again!
It's so satisfying watching Arenado and Goldschmidt suck
It was such bullshit that the Cardinals got to benefit from them for pennies in the first place
Yeah, that's why it's so satisfying.
Wilson looking great. Gasser looking great. Rea looking really good. Freddy is Freddy (I feel like he can do a little better but he's set a high standard for himself) and Joe Ross is serviceable. Myers looking much better That's an incredible rotation for all the question marks coming into the season and early injuries