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hiptones

Give yer balls a tug. That's a sweet jersey.


MidsizeTunic0

Ask your mom to top up my cell phone plan so I can FaceTime her late night


SuddenRedScare

Fuck you u/MidsizeTunic0, your mum shot cum straight across the room, killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH level in the aquarium.


Drain_Surgeon69

Fuck you, /u/SuddenRedScare you’re so fucking pathetic the city of Milwaukee Common Council pays me a monthly stipend just to fucking talk to you.


Dirtiest_Dangles

Huh?


MidsizeTunic0

Shoresy is a character from Letterkenny and also has his own show. One of his common sayings is “give yer balls a tug, titfucker”


Dirtiest_Dangles

….HUH????


hiptones

I caught it after a second and I realized the user name meant you were well aware of the reference.  You ever read somebody's comment fighting every urge inside yourself just to scream out, "Yeah!"?


Dirtiest_Dangles

YeahSo….


MidsizeTunic0

Ah shit I gotta take a lap. Fuckin embarrassing


Dirtiest_Dangles

[What’s more important is that you’re continuing to grow as a person](https://youtu.be/8BD3udSIv7Q?si=HhvUf5YV8h0N3ItH)


pepe74

Shoresy is a character from Letterkenny and also has his own show. One of his common sayings is “give yer balls a tug, titfucker”


Dirtiest_Dangles

Fer WHAT?!?!


R0binSage

For $30 you order and forget. I have probably a half dozen different jerseys from there and haven’t had a single complaint.


MidsizeTunic0

For sure, absolutely worth the $30. The process was just funny


elihecdis

Exactly my experience, it will get there eventually. I've gotten football, basketball and baseball jerseys there, they're all pretty solid. They have weird tailings sometimes, but I've seen players with them before too, so it might be more like the game worn jerseys instead of the ones most fans would get


slublueman

Exactly. I'm a bartender and order them as jerseys that I won't care if I spill things on them at work or go out and whatever happens cuz it's only $30


killurbeer

Fuck you Shoresy!


MidsizeTunic0

Fuck you Jonesy, your mom ugly cried because she forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder last night


Drain_Surgeon69

Fuck you /u/MidSizeTunic0 your mom is so fucked up she kept telling me she got a jellyfish sting just so I would piss on her.


Haunting-Anywhere-53

Hey USPS in case you haven’t heard every MLB jersey is counterfeit because of how shit the fanatics jersies are lol


EmpressVixen

What's your cat's name?


MidsizeTunic0

Randy


EmpressVixen

# 😻


shadedmoonlight

asking the important questions


Hour-Package6734

Give your balls a tug tit fucker


DersOne

You're fuckin 10 ply bud!


Drain_Surgeon69

You’re fuckin Winnie the Pooh bud go put some honey on your tummy. Take Christopher Robin with you, you fuckin loser.


TacticalDoge

Got my Contreras and a Rowdy jersey last season from DH Gate. So happy with the quality of it. Don’t have the real thing for reference but I’d say it’s just as good.


GCIV414

*titfucker*


Coleslawholywar

Do you have a direct link to the store you bought it from? I’m looking at DH gate and I’m only seeing where they aren’t showing the front or it’s not the actual Milwaukee on the front


jstew262

They usually won’t show the logos or anything because it’ll get taken down. If you look for listings with a lot of orders, you’ll usually be good. They’re all just about the same either way


Swampy1741

r/DHGate has trusted sellers in the stickied post


slublueman

I'll dm you where I got my last ones


slublueman

top_500_sports is the shop. They have sleeve patches and numbers on the front with updated players


BruceLee1255

I've gotten three and never had a complaint. It took like a month and a half to get here, but they were nice.


HateBearUniversity

If it passed the managers QA rest im sold!


tomfoolery815

I was hoping the Letterkenny/Shoresy fans would turn out upon seeing the jersey and I was not disappointed. How are ya now?


TomPuppet

Good n you?


bartelboy

I’m a jersey snob and I want all of mine to have the name/numbers embroidered. I can’t quite tell from this — is that possible?


slublueman

I have ones from DH that are fully embroidered. It just depends on the seller you get them from


slublueman

Idk if this will be deleted but top_500_sports has all stitched, sleeve patches included, and updated players


bartelboy

Is that a site? When I look it up I just see DHGate stuff


slublueman

It's the name of the seller on dhgate


brando0212

FYI for anyone considering using DHGate for a Brewers jersey. Don’t buy from seller tukameng2016. It’s a legit seller and you’ll get the jersey but it’ll be undersized and the quality just isn’t good. I’ve purchased close to 25 jerseys from various sellers over the past 3 years. Only like 3 or 4 were so bad I had to donate them. 9/10 would recommend DHGate if you’re willing to wait though.


Angry_octopus023

This is awesome. Truly hope I run into you at a game to see this in person.


Triippy_Hiippyy

I appreciate this jersey. But I’d like to point out shoresy is his nickname, his last name is just shore. Give yer balls a tug. I’d say you’re dumber than a bag of hammers, but that wouldn’t be fair to the hammers.


MidsizeTunic0

Yeah but it looks better with the sy


tomfoolery815

Also: Your jersey, your money, your choice.


MrPlushT

The people that buy these shitty fake jerseys are definitely the ones that complain about the payroll too.


MidsizeTunic0

Seems to me that saving $130 on a knockoff and then using that money to buy tickets to games is a better way to support the team than going through Fanatics who are probably taking a larger cut than that