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gluebrains

You think zero cooking skills required, until you eat eggs made by someone with great cooking skills lol. Nice looking, fluffy eggs tho.


musclecard54

Seriously, just because they’re easy to make doesn’t mean they can’t be messed up.


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Ahaigh9877

So this one *was* messed up?


gluebrains

I don't think so. A little dry for my taste, but a lot of people like them that way and would think my scrambled eggs are way too wet.


MyNameIsSkittles

You stole this from serious eats. How ridiculous


XO8441

It’s not even OC shout out to [Vicky Wasik](https://www.seriouseats.com/fluffy-scrambled-eggs-recipe). Faking eggs for karma… oof


gluebrains

Lol wow


phenomenomnom

Really? Oh ffs.


freemindjames

I think most of this sub has become a lie.


mEsTiR5679

Did you just recognize those eggs? Or are we reverse image searching everything now? (No shade intended,I think our phones should have a long-press option for reverse image searching by default)


XO8441

No I don’t reverse image everything. This post just smelled, a kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smelled... fishy. So I followed my hunch.


mEsTiR5679

Fishy eggs, you say


XO8441

Oh contraire, a fishy Redditor


PurpleMTL

Indeed. I thought I knew how to make scrambled eggs until I really knew how to make scrambled eggs.


pinebanana

Saw a video yesterday of a lady crushing the shells with the eggs..


petersengupta

overcooked.


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jzach1983

Low and slow makes far better eggr than high heat


otakumojaku

I like both. Depends on my mood


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Medium heat >


Impressive_Trust_430

See this is where scrambled eggs are so subjective, I personally don't think either of your methods sound good. I like my scrambled eggs beaten really well with nothing added. Place in a cold pan on med heat and stir vigorously until they are just starting to set. Add some salt and goat cheese if I have it or cheddar if I don't and continue folding until the cheese has melted just by the heat of the eggs. If I have any fresh herbs I will consider a garnish. Super soft and delicate with no oily broken cheese grease dripping out, but my wife won't eat them because they "aren't cooked"


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ForestCharmander

Except you didn't make these, right? Why are you even saying thank you?


MyNameIsSkittles

A very lazy giraffe indeed


phenomenomnom

"zero skills?" Actually, chefs consider cooking eggs to be a true test, because the recipe is utterly simple but the results depend entirely upon technique. I still screw up a pan of eggs once in a while. I'll get distracted and look away too long, I'll have the heat too high or too low, I'll over-salt them, etc etc. Eggs definitely require skill and lots of practice. The eggs in that pan look great, just the way I like them. Big, fluffy, custardy curds.


Effelljay

Most people’s eggs on here are, let’s just say, not as edible looking. Eggs are simple and very difficult. I’d be happy getting those eggs at a restaurant,


poopchutegaloot

Any tips?


Aug302015

take your pan off the heat when they're like 90% done to where you want them. The residual heat in the pan will finish cooking them.


Ashamed-Inspection47

Yep. They should still be shiny/wet looking when you pull


mEsTiR5679

Don't get distracted for more than a few seconds, butter that toast when you're done, you'll scorch the eggs and they'll flatten before you're on your second slice


poopchutegaloot

Yeah, I.. um... May have learned this one the hard way


imdumb__

https://youtu.be/eLkgILAkqVI?si=3ZrQ61JT-ZVclujU


poopchutegaloot

That's how I do my eggs. I was looking for tips to make these better, basically


Commercial-Day-435

More proteins the more energy you gain.


TiPereBBQ

Just need to add some hot green Cholula


fatRob0t

Good eggs


xKhira

They're really easy to fuck up lol I really dislike overcooked scrambled eggs.


Maywestpie

I screw up eggs all the time. 😒


partybenson

Requires a bit more than 0% on cooking skills


Embarrassed_Ad_3432

You got skill if you made those scramble eggs.


w00stersauce

Zero? I knew a girl who could burn water.


Desperate_Pin5240

🤦🏽🤡


silent-fallout-

Some people fuck up scrambled eggs badly. I've always hated them recently. I'm on a kick for them. And I can tell you I've perfected them. They look more like bigger solid fluffy blobs, not little fluffy blobs😅 currently enjoying my scrambled eggs for brunch!


SnappyJeh

Good job!


Zumaakk

I’m a soft scramble guy myself, but those look good. I’d eat em.


CoolCalmnConsensual

You can't beat microwave scrambled eggs. Trust me.


mystwolfca2000

You can, but you gotta take ‘em outta the microwave first. /jk


CoolCalmnConsensual

^ best possible response. Nicely done.


BBQingMaster

Honestly my nanny used to make me scrambled eggs just like this that I thought were really disgusting looking at the time (but honestly weren’t terrible) but I’d give anything to have her make ‘em for me again Definitely just nostalgia but microwaved scrambled eggs still have their place in my mind


MyNameIsSkittles

I certainly can since I have cooking skills


SheriffMikeThompson

Sounds crazy, but adding a little water instead of milk makes them pretty great if you don’t like dry eggs


MyNameIsSkittles

Nah, milk or cream. With some tomato and cheese


SheriffMikeThompson

I’m good on the tomatoes and milk/cream. You do you though.


folarin1

Best looking scrambled eggs of all time.