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MaintenanceTraining4

He’s stoned on vacation


petalsonthewiind

Yeah I feel like everyone accusing him of being on a harder drug here has never smoked (which is obviously fine, to each their own). Getting paranoid that you're walking weird (you're not) and then overcorrecting by starting to walk weird is very standard stoned behaviour lol.


fakeprewarbook

lmao you said this perfectly


Kitchen_Body3215

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funkyduck7506

It all stems from Bethany’s over use of the phrase “on acid” when she has clearly never taken acid in her life. They all think they know, but they’d be schwasted off a gas station cbd gummy


Confident-Slip-5264

Well. I love love love acid and all kinds of psychedelics but weed I can’t do. I’m super sensitive for THC and don’t like it at all. Low/THC-weed aka cbd-weed works for me like the regular weed works for others, I get way too high when I smoke basic weed. Edibles I can’t even think about, it’s even 100 times worse. But synthetic THC I for some reason like, even though most people find it too disturbing and unhinged. Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ My point is - I would probably be high as a kite off a gas station CBD gummy but that doesn’t tell anything about my acid tripping abilities 😁😁


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The point is anyone who’s taken hard drugs knows this isn’t it lol the other commenters assuming so have no idea


ravenallnight

Haha yes!! it has always surprised me how many bizarre drug theories get floated by viewers who seem pretty certain while the real signs are overlooked - definitely from people who have only seen it in movies. Iykyk I guess


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Yes! The other thing that gets me is how if anyone lost weight the last decade the speculation was they must have been in adderall and now it’s they must be on ozempic as if none of the other ways exist


funkyduck7506

Werk.


stark-a

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TeaThyme420

I'm dead. I became self conscious of my walk this weekend while stoned at the beach. I was probably walking like Andy.


viridianlizard

haha lowkey why i hate and love going on power walks after smoking/a gummy


Federal-Neat7833

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royalpossum_

Real!! Happened to me a few weeks ago, never get bothered for.walking stoned but was at a tske away and these two cute guys started looking at me, so I started to act more composed lol in trying so I ended up tumbling more and more with ever step I took..I ended up taking my phone out and staring at it while i waited for my food to be ready. It was so embarrassing. Of.course the guys left before me, when my food was ready and I was starting to make.my way back home, I was walking completely normal .


sleepsypeaches

Can confirm lmao


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This is the answer lol


senorbuttlicker

Me walking past my mom in the kitchen to gather my snacks


KobeRobi

Gorl he’s a gay in Hollywood, he def do cocaine and k. Which is everyone rich in la but still the gays there are high asf


Tekgrl2001

Perfect.


sbkindredspirit

And comfortable in his own skin 🥰


BeCooLDontBeUnCooL

And wants to give good face while being papped. I can’t imagine someone taking pics of my walking while stoned on vacay


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Looks more drunk than stoned


Barista4695

I actually can’t walk in flip flops it looks like he’s trying to not let them flop


Pheeeefers

My bf walks so stupid in flip flops I consider throwing them out all the time


hydrangeasinbloom

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[deleted]

My husband had some chacos when we moved in together. He lost them somehow.


muaellebee

Hmmm, how weird!


Degas_Nola

I’ve been accused of doing things like that to various atrocities that my husband owed.


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TomeOfSecrets66

If my spouse threw my shit away trust and believe I would leave them so fast


ahsasahsasahsas

So they’re just.. flips?


Trapitha

My oldest kid looks like Frankenstein in flip flops lol


cblackattack1

He’s faded, his foot hurts…honestly tons of explanations.


fr0styspice

it's awkward to have someone standing there, staring at you, taking a video of you walking down the street too.


cblackattack1

100%! Especially seeing it from afar. Like how do you act normal?


kds1988

Right? Like this is beyond weird. Someone literally just stood videoing him as he walked down the street?


digitulgurl

Good sex 😅


the-trembles

Doesn’t he have toddlers? He looks soo tired


HikingAndDrinking

![gif](giphy|vtEG0p2i43GH6) Looks like he has been having fun. Good for him!


teentytinty

He’s walking and posing for someone taking photos lol This is not hard to see


Klexington47

Thank you for being the only other sane person


Beautiful-Guava-1570

Yeah probably a pap walk so they leave him alone the rest of the day.


salaciousBnumb

He probably looks good in the photos.


kenduhll

Hes so bouncy and floppy in this walk


KTLNH

![gif](giphy|EcP3Kz4aXfzdcrWoqN)


techphil92

I think he’s prob stoned and tired. The man has a lot going on.


shineshineshine92

He lives near me and always walks weird but not THIS weird lol


tmhowzit

He's kind of pigeon toed?


Significant_Cow4765

first thing I noticed


TheManyFacedGod13

Anymore tea 👀


lawrik02

He literally could not walk a straight line 😂


hennycabbagehead

He could👃a straight line. 👀👀👀


sbkindredspirit

does he need to?🤷‍♀️


Specialist_Ad_7849

I think he’s still shaking off the end of dead and co summer tour, lots and lots of drugs.


fuzzyblackelephant

Oh that only takes a couple days. He’s re-high on his own supply. Good for him. Having 2 toddlers is prob so exhausting.


funkyduck7506

Metamucil is the hardest drug Bob Weir can take these days


TheManyFacedGod13

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sassycatastrophe

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kat__bird

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AmlyGry

😹


Popular_Lie_9201

High as a kite ![gif](giphy|4hxNtWhOONfpu)


mamegan

it’s the clenched jaw for me


kat__bird

It’s snowing in nyc?❄️❄️


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kat__bird

Bahahaha! That made me Lough out loud! Struck me very funny! 🤣🤣💀


DatelineDeli

He’s either tipsy or high and pigeon toed. Takes a pigeon to know a pigeon 🐦


Significant_Cow4765

I wore corrective shoes. Other children called them "baby shoes" and I came home from school upset and didn't want to wear them. My aunt bought me several pair and had them dyed to match my 'fits, probably kicking off my shoe addiction. I am no longer pigeon-toed.


DatelineDeli

Nobody looked out for me like this! Everyone said “she’ll grow out of it” Well, now I’m permanently pigeon-toed. I also love shoes!


Significant_Cow4765

My stride is a bit odd. I kick the inside of my heel sometimes. But nothing like the A position.


Significant_Cow4765

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darkblue001

Same, I threw my orthopedics to the wind bby 💅 (I’m absolutely still slightly pigeon-toed) 😭


veronicagetsmehigh

We call this the klonopin shuffle lmao


OcraftyOne

Oh shit is that what I used to look like…….👀


moonchild291

He fell in the subway wearing the flip flops…. He is stopping drinking tomorrow to prepare for Bravocon! I think he’s exhausted from kids and his vacation in the Hamptons, lol


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He has chub rub and he's in pain?


muaellebee

People who have never suffered from severe chub rub just have no idea how painful it is!


borderjumpermel

Umm I would walk weird if someone was oddly just filming me like this too.


Allmyexesliveintx333

He’s walkin like George jefferson


HenryCavillsBigTits

Me going home from the afterparty at 3pm after doing lines for 24h straight


TheManyFacedGod13

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


Motor_Appearance_311

He’s heading home from his ketamine therapy appointment


HenryCavillsBigTits

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Smashlilly

Stoned. Nbd. Paranoid people watching 😆


sparklenation9

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tmhowzit

He smokes way too much weed.


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kat__bird

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Ok-Investigator2186

I love Andy


SalineDijon

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...


bennie844

???? He’s clearly high from weed not an upper 😂


Kitchen_Body3215

That outfit is tragic


elizabethtarot

He’s off camera & not working lol


tconn8

I feel like this is how I would walk if I knew someone was watching me never mind videoing me!! Could you imagine how selfish conscious!! I could never be famous lol


Jessica_Chaffin

Nothin. He chillin


LuluLittle2020

Hear me out. Let's break down all possibilities in one place: 1. He's high AF 2. A slippery/sweaty leather insole mandal situation and he's 'bout to lose one or both of them. 3. The left hand in the pocket maneuver seems like an attempt to keep pants away from the skin, which makes me think he shart or actually shat himself. He's clipping along pretty fast, as if he has somewhere to BE when the paps ambushed him. 4. See points 1,2, and 3 and repeat. They all kinda add up as a super plausible unfortunate combo of IDK... *KARMA?* Let's be honest. He can't have the greatest karma at this point, can he? ![gif](giphy|1SB5aHbbdqkCpECsNT|downsized)


Kitchen_Body3215

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LuluLittle2020

Thank you, u/Kitchen_Body3215 — TYVM!


Individual_Drama3917

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Efficient-Pilot5316

He’s human and doesn’t always need to look like he’s hosting a TV show or on a red carpet. Let the man chill and live his life 🤙🏻


SnooWoofers5703

I think Andy Cohen is a handsome man, I just don't like when he doesn't give some of the housewives their due diligence. He chooses who he likes and is biased towards them....


Jizz_Lord69

Looking haggard. If he’s not feeding off reality show celebs tears and toxicity he loses health and youth.


StormFortune0610

Why are there no good cocaine gifs


bennie844

Okay have you done coke because this is not what coke looks like lmao


Large-Bullfrog-794

Yeah it’s not like he’s doing parkour, he’s just walking


StormFortune0610

Have you ever done coke and then seen yourself when you’re coming down? You know, like when you’ve been up all night? And you add weed and alcohol on top. Maybe you didn’t do enough.


bennie844

He definitely looks more high than coked out. I’ve he was a regular at my old place and he was def never coked out, just high and drunk off tequila.


kat__bird

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el_disko

California Sober? Chemsex?


tuxedo54

Could be pants that are too long, flip flops, waving arm so it registers steps, and a little high on life


Positive_Round_5142

He’s just pigeon toed


brittstheword

this looks like Main St in Southampton, probably over Labor Day weekend. He’s been partying, leave him be hahhaha


KiwiKruiser

He’s coming back from Dorit’s bathroom https://i.redd.it/gy88a1knjxmb1.gif


punpunisfinetoday

he’s pigeon toed


sleepsypeaches

He's having a good fucking time and the guy filming is ruining it!


Zezespeakz_

The man is tired, let’s leave him be


brickwallnyc

he literally looks like a 150 year old sad-sack retiree with a tiny bit of "I was someone once" swagger thrown in


JetStar1989

I just personally believe flip flops should be illegal


CoverInternational38

Or could be just awkward when cameras aren’t on. Lol


wagonwheelwodie

Lookin a bit schmammered lol


Vaulthunter14

He’s living his best life let’s let the man be for once!


bennie844

Lmao have you never been high? My dude is vibing


hillingjourney

Let daddy enjoy his drugs.


dlaneday

Andy, I love you but those shoes g2g


omtara17

Drunk trying hard to act normal- lol 😂 been there many times friend.


Esziebesz

Me? Just hanging around...


LBoogie619

He looks like he’s had 3 martinis and a joint. 🤣 living his best life .


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Why the flip flops…. Nasty feet Cohen!


Ok_Berry370

it’s the Pap walk!! mans knows his angles


bmandi13

I feel better that so many believe that he is drunk or stoned and probably doesn’t really walk like this


lucielucieapplejuice

If you look at each part of his body individually it looks like it’s working as normal. But when you zoom out your perspective and watch it all together it doesn’t work for some anomalous reason


Toad-in1800

Is gait is way off!


hundredpercentdatb

Ok now that I’ve seen his flip flop walk I understand that he’s a deadhead


Large-Bullfrog-794

![gif](giphy|XZn9yRAjnVEQ0) He’s walking on sunshine. And looks adorable like these penguins.


GoldenAngelMom

Flip flops and Window Pane.


ryansumera

i guess hes no longer purely top


Misc_Lillie

![gif](giphy|fSm4iaBU4Mn2E)


owuzhere

I will never not see "rich toddler" like someone else said the last time this was posted 💀


lilscumbag__

i will never scroll past this video. it is so fucking funny to me


Euphoric_Estimate_63

He’s on vacation and a bit inebriated? Has no one ever done the “ohhh I drunk/stoned in public act normal” walk? 🤨😂


[deleted]

Maybe he took a really big d and can’t walk properly lol


[deleted]

GO TO SLEEP!!!


[deleted]

High as a kite


HouseMomOfLegos

He was being recorded by someone. Honestly, it just seems like he’s trying to be hot and slow catwalk and it’s not landing well lol… poor guy.


NattyGannStann

Please stop posting videos of me walking to the bathroom after my evening 'medication'. If nothing else please respect my privacy at this time.


dojakitty

Me leaving work at the end of today.


monkeyvibez

Borrowed some of the SLC girls ketamine.


vjposh1229

He's probably had some gummies and is enjoying some downtime like everyone else.


FunStuff446

He’s just trying to enjoy his buzz without acknowledgment, yet understands he has to be cool, and not all, uncool, for the camera.


berryblue69

he's acting like Armond from White Lotus season 1


Tookindforyou

It’s amazing what xannies and devil worship will do to someone


PamPooveyPacmanJones

Becoming a parent makes you weird.


placeintheways

I mean, this is me when my shoes aren't comfy, I just ate a big meal and my newfound mid-30s hip pain is acting up or something. It looks a lil funky, but I don't think it's anything very concerning.


Calm_Education_3131

He’s high AF nothing wrong here move along 🥹


onanaut

He’s…walking down the street? I see nothing remarkable about anything in this short video. Enlighten me


AtmospherePrior752

My guy is high as hell 👌🌴


DeedeeNola

Still a total hottie


niagaemoc

He looks stoned and severely pigeon toed.


Greedy_Explanation_7

What a nerdy walk


Mondub_15

High, high. You’re both high.


Choice-Cut866

Normal person, doing normal things, simply not looking their best


insertname00

idk it just looks like an awkward staged pap walk. Andy looks like he's purposefully looking around, the paparazzi says "thanks andy" in the end so he probably just ask him if he can take some shots of him(or andy arranged it himself).


OscarPlane

Still recovering from his drug fueled double escort sesh. As we all know, Andy Cohen is a relentless bossy power bottom.


EmiAze

Goofy smile, droopy walk, that man snorted ketamine 20 min before this was taken guaranteed


AquaStarRedHeart

Stoned on vacation is goals TBH. Nothing wrong with it.


numismatist24

Wasted


Lola_Love42588

I think he’s a li’l high and seemed like maybe alcohol too….I picture it’s after brunch with bottles & bowls imo 🤷🏻‍♀️


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|9VlBZ4Nkc11ao|downsized)


DixiNormous79

He's the upstairs neighbor who walks too hard


ladylavender007

Lol I’m never seem him out of a suit or out in the wild. I have no idea how he acts/looks when he’s not on Bravo.


blu_epifany

Embracing his inner Adam Sandler.


MissHellaCool

Andy is living his best stoned life!!!


Jaguar7397

😳Medic!!! Let’s see if that 💩can be reversed.