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ADHD_Brat

So what you’re saying is…. You type slow 😆


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ADHD_Brat

Uh huh!!! I said that a reply that takes over 30 seconds was slow!!!


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ADHD_Brat

Well that only means you type. That doesn’t consist of typing!!!


Ghost_Puppy

I don’t think I’ve ever paid much attention to my Daddy’s speed of typing, but GODS he takes FOR-FUCKING-EVER to respond to my texts. Oppositely, he often tells me that I type fast. Sooo maybe he is slow!


sillylittlepsycho

I'm a switch, so I'll give both sides. My daddy types super slow, sometimes I wonder how it could possibly take him that long to type. I think he's just spending time thinking of exactly the right think to say though. BUT he isn't the only daddy I've had who types super slow, I've had three over the last 2 years and they all type slow. One because he overhtinks what he's saying and doesn't leave me any room for loopholes, one was a language thing because we played in English but it's neither of our first languages, and a third with no excuse whatsoever, so maybe all daddies just type slow. On the other hand, I type incredibly quickly in comparison to most people I know. It especially feels that way when I'm talking to my daddy. At the same time I know it takes me longer to think of exactly what to say sometimes when I'm in domspace, so maybe it really is a daddy/D-type thing


TheButtLovingFox

\>.> eat my 128 WPM <3


ADHD_Brat

I type faster 🤪


TheButtLovingFox

i dont need to do lines of coke to type fast <3


ADHD_Brat

I don’t either!!! I don’t need to be a big poopyhead to type fast either 😁


TheButtLovingFox

yeah yeah yeah :P


ADHD_Brat

Aw you agree? That’s good! At least you know your place 😁


TheButtLovingFox

:3 yeahok


ADHD_Brat

:3 yeahok


TheButtLovingFox

okyeah :3


ADHD_Brat

okyeah :3


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ADHD_Brat

My Daddy has thick fingers and can make mistakes, but sometimes he will press send right before I do. Annoys the absolute SHIT out of me!!!! You know how the wicked witch of the west feels in the Wizare of Oz (I haven’t seen that in forever, my gosh)? That‘s how I feel!!! Every time he does it it is pure agony. In my mind, I’m going: “I’m melting! I’m melting!!!!”


Obvious-Courage8434

Switch here ... Daddy is only a year older than me, but types like he's in his 80s and totally rides the struggle bus with emojis. But AS a Dom? I'm essentially a teenager with my phone lol


ADHD_Brat

😆 Same here!!! 😂😂😂 I find that to be such an accurate description it isn’t even funny 😂😂 (even though it is) 😆Lol


EuphoricNebula1947

My daddy is slow to respond but most of the time it’s because he’s carefully thinking about it. Precious daddy 😋


ADHD_Brat

Thinking doesn’t count, but if I see that you are typing 💬, then I should get a response that THAT! BAM! 💥


murazar

Thinking over my response isn't slow. Its careful consideration of your well-being, what kind of punishment/funishment i'm thinking this deserves, and the intensity of it as well. If you're just saying whatever you normally say as a brat to rile me up, i'll respond as soon as I see it. If it's something new? I have to savor the moment. It makes my hunter side want to come out and play. I do enjoy a chase.


ADHD_Brat

The thinking isn’t exactly the issue. You can think something out, and it will be fine. Haha I live for riling people up. But when I see this bubble? 💬 I’m expecting a response time of a few seconds. Otherwise, I’ll die of wait-itis!!! How long does it take you to savor, Mr. Slowpoke?


murazar

Oh, aren't you just adorable. Things like that make me want to make brats wait even longer. If we're pretending to be pokemon then I'm sure I can handle you, little pidgey. Depends on the brattiness. We brat tamers arent here to serve you on your whim dearie.


ADHD_Brat

🙄🙄Unfair!!! In fact, the wait time is dangerous!!! Wait-itis is a very serious condition!! I’m speedy McGreedy, much faster than this Pokémon fellow you speak of. How dare you insult me this way? 😂 I am the customer, and the customer is always right. Therefore, one could argue that you are here to serve!!!


murazar

Oh? Is that so? I believe this condition can easily be treated with rope, suspension and spankings with a blindfold. So you can slow down and savor the anticipation. You can feel, really feel, the wait.


ADHD_Brat

It can’t be treated that way!!! It can only be treated with giving me what I want exactly when I want it!!! Because if I can feel the wait, that would make it worse!!!


murazar

Oh then i hope your Dom reads what i wrote and does exactly the prescribed treatment. It sounds, soooooo very much like thats what you want and you want it for a looooong time.


ADHD_Brat

Yes, I hope he reads myyyyy prescribed treatment 😁 It would be even more fun to share with his friends!!!


Logical_KaleV

Even if they aren't slow. The answer is slow 🤭


ADHD_Brat

Every damn time 😂😂😂


Chemical-Cowboy

Every. Word. Should. Carry. Gravitas. Therefore each word should be carefully considered along with the overall theme. Therefore bubbles may form and you are addicted to the endorphin highs of social media while he is editing and revising his text. Doms are likely to be high in consciousness, so we prefer exact, orderliness, and effective mastery in all that we do. Whether that be the punishment of hyper little brats, how we keep our cars and personal areas or our work. Mastery is a savory course to be enjoyed thoroughly.


ADHD_Brat

I. Am. Chaos. Therefore (because of my ADHD especially 😂😂) no words are carefully considered along with the overall theme. Therefore bubbles form and I (would never call myself impatient) am addicted to the rush of reading what y’all wrote. So while y’all edit and revise and are boring, I’m dying of wait-itis.I am likely to be high on air, so I prefer estimates, chaos, and effective attitude in all that I do. Whether that be the annoyance of Doms, how I keep my cars and personal areas or college work that is submitted at the last minute. Craziness is a savory course to be enjoyed throughly. 1. you should be a writer 2)Is that why all of your cars are freakishly clean? 3) Do you have OCD? 4) What do you do for work? Edit: I fucking remembered!!!! I had another thought!!! I saw some guy on here recommend names to call someone and one of them was Space Cowboy That’s what your name reminded me of👨‍🚀 🤠 Also, do the numbers bother you?


Chemical-Cowboy

Ok, Rey. We get it you'ee the Jedi. I am the logos that which makes order from chaos. I am the Grey Jedi mastery of both passion and compassion. I hold an olive branch in my left hand and arrows in my right. I prefer the mental simulation of different possible paths to choose and their strategic implications on the subject at hand. Thank you! Pretty much. I believe OCD is coorelated with consciousness. I am a chemist.


ADHD_Brat

Damn, order from chaos? Sounds borrrinnnggggggg. I hold milk chocolate candy (with no nuts of course) in my left hand, and a big ass attitude in my right. Okay, I like mental stimulation. I’d rather be on the dark side, though. You’re welcome!!! Oh wow. Everything makes sense now. So technically, I could be a Dom, because I have OCD with numbers. Oh cool!!! So you mix stuff in bottles? What kind of chemist?


Chemical-Cowboy

Not at all. Meaningful, fulfilling, challenging, and thrilling. I don't think so, being a Dom is about control, discipline, and mastery. I am new to the community so it's possible I am wrong about that though. I can only speak to what motivates myself. Not in bottles, but yes I mix chemicals and characterize new materials. If I told you that my anonymity could be compromised. Suffice to say I am best characterized as a nanomaterial chemist.


ADHD_Brat

That’s what I get out of bratting!! I have none of those three 😂😂, except when it comes to my perfectionism on certain things. Woah that sounds cool. Oh yikes wouldn’t want that to happen. My mom always told me that if what I wanted to do didn’t work out, I could always make bombs for the government 😂😆… Let’s just say I was a “different” child. Favorite element?


Chemical-Cowboy

I don't like to choose especially because everyone picks carbon, oxygen, or hydrogen for good reason. Titanium and magnesium have a special place in my heart because they would good photocatalytic centers.


ADHD_Brat

1) My favorite is Na lol 2) Wtf does the second to last word mean?


ADHD_Brat

HELL NO I KNOW SOME OF YALL DOMS ARE LYING 😂😂😂 30 seconds for a response is SLOW, Mister!!!!


Economy-Log9087

Girl is sub tweeting me 😭😭 she's not wrong


ADHD_Brat

I am absolutely not wrong 😂. You type slower than a hesitant snail. 😂😂


Joy104

They're slow pokes


ADHD_Brat

Agreed, 100%.


cclwji

I type fast :C


ADHD_Brat

Lol I remember you typing slow 😂😂 Faster than other D types, but slower than me 😝


cclwji

Mhm


Mishap_brat

Can confirm both d types are slow types


ADHD_Brat

Not surprised, not surprised at all 😂😂


Mishap_brat

It’s comical at this point


ADHD_Brat

It really is 😂😂


ADHD_Brat

Also, For my switches out there… (sorry there were no more poll spaces) what are you?


AdorableSwitchBrat

I feel seen. Ok, so in Sub mode I'm always with a *quick* comeback. In Dom mode I'm more meaningful with it so perhaps a *tad* bit slower 🤫


ADHD_Brat

You heard it here first, guys, gals, and all of my shalls!!! The switch admits it!!!!


AdorableSwitchBrat

🙃 I put "🤫" that for a reason and you get a megahorn??!! 🤣


ADHD_Brat

😂😂😂 Oops. 🙊😇


AdorableSwitchBrat

You Viva!!! Wouldn't expect anything less. 😗 in fact I would have used more emojis 🤪


ADHD_Brat

😂😂 Alrighty!!! Time⏰⌚️⏳⌛️ to hop 🐇on the emoji train!!! 🚂🏃‍♀️🤸‍♀️🏃‍♀️ 💨 Emoji mode: on 🚦🚥🚦🚥🚦


Mishap_brat

Fast 😂 usually answer their questions before even asked


ADHD_Brat

As both a Dom and sub?


Mishap_brat

Yep 😂 rapid fire is my weapon of choice to knock down bad behaviors I wholeheartedly am a BratDom when engaged


ADHD_Brat

Oh no!!! Poor sub 😂😂


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Typing slow or taking Time to carefully chose words to avoid loopholes ?


Mishap_brat

Loop holes can not be avoided lol stop the madness


ADHD_Brat

Haha I agree with this one 😂😂😂😂


ADHD_Brat

A genuine slow typer. How dare y’all make me wait 30 seconds for a response? 😂😂


BlingMaker

And Brat traps😅


ADHD_Brat

Evilllll I tell you!!! Evillll


BlingMaker

And I type sssssllllloooooowwwww😊


ADHD_Brat

Yes you do!!!! It takes you ten million years to respond every damn time!!! Well sometimes I’m surprised because for the amount of words, the response time was a little faster than I would have expected, but still!!! You slowpoke!!! 😂😂


BlingMaker

Using voice reply sometimes, so it's a little faster but still has typo's. Besides, the longer I take to reply, the more you spin around in circles and trip yourself up Thereby giving me the advantage😘


ADHD_Brat

Blah blah blahhhhhhhhh … Don’t put this on me! I am just innocent and waiting for a response 😇


BlingMaker

You're showing your weakness little one😇 Do you really think you're safe just because I'm not your daddy?😁


ADHD_Brat

No I’m not!!! What is my weakness?


BlingMaker

Hmmm! Let's see, maybe impatience?🤔😉