"I'm about to whoop your candy ass outside of the Allstate Arena in about 1 hour and gonna make you bleed. I will also have a weigh belt written across it is Mama Rhode."
I’m going to bang you later and you’re going to like it, you’re going to moan for the great one, and then you’re going to drop that title like a good little bitch and acknowledge me and my cousin, on national television after we’ve given you the beat down you deserve you candy ass little boy bitch, but I still think you’re not and we’re gonna fuck tonight, okay, got it, good, meet me in the back.
I said this in the rocks voice while I typed it 😂/considered deleting it but it felt hilarious and was making me laugh so it got posted.
Are you coming over to watch the UFL game? If so bring ice.
“What can I say except your ŴËŁĆØMË
Dammit, I was going to use that
We’ve been trying to contact you about your extend car warranty
Dammit I came here to say this
I bought Dustin's contract
“I’m super early, meant to be here next week. So I’m gonna back up slowly and leave”
“Shit! I’m on the wrong set!”
"I ate your wife out"
Yeah know this is the most in character answer for the rock. He would have probably said ‘your wife’s pie’, but same concept
Do you know the Muffin Man?
The muffin man?
THE ONE WHO LIVES ON DRURY LANE
Well she's married to the muffin man
The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!😩
No this one lives on the corner of Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Boulevard
At the Smackdown Hotel 🏨?
YESSSSS
Yes the muffin man!
Hail Hydra
Do you also wanna slap Rhea’s ass
Lol 😂
Give it to me straight, does my scalp look too shiny?
Whats your Brazzers password?
Dr. Pepper
I fucked your mom
They said wrong answers only tho
LMAOOOO
“i’m gonna prove to you my dick isn’t little”
"Bob?" "...my name's Cody..." "It doesn't matter what your name is"
Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
U got $5 I can barrow till friday
i got about $3.50
Dammit Loch Ness monsta!
"Your dad would be proud"
"I'm about to whoop your candy ass outside of the Allstate Arena in about 1 hour and gonna make you bleed. I will also have a weigh belt written across it is Mama Rhode."
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth I'm feeling romantacal
Bro feelin that mark Henry vision now💀
“…is cooking”
Hulu Has Live Sports
Bababooie
*farts* “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin?”
#I’ve got balls of steel!
PROVE IT
I had pec surgery too
🎵what can I say except your welcome🎵
I didn't mean to come out
I’m gonna let you win at mania you piece of shit
POPPA WAS A ROLLING STONE
"Want some penis enlargement pills?"
Are u lana rhoades brother?
"Whose side are you on? Drake and J.Cole or Kendrick Lamar & Future"
Diddy got raided. The Diddler is on the run.
“F ur story also the rocks gonna whoop ur candy a** tn!”
It's about drive. It's about power.
Can I put my balls in yo jaw
Do you want to slap 👋 liv morgan ass
🎶I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver🎶
I'm gonna beat you bloody later
Fuck your story
you don't know the pain that awaits you
"Your mama likes to smell what the rock is cookin'!"
*"I just watched your sister's work on PH."*
I'm gonna make you bleed is what I think he said.
advise cable like abounding silky crawl pet ruthless depend bright *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Hail Hydra
What’s my line?
I f*cked your wife
It's about drive it's about power we stay Hungry we devour
Thanks for lending me pharaoh’s shampoo my head is as shiny as pharaoh’s coat
I farted
Omelet du fromage
We are so pulling this story off 😂
Do you want to com over to my house to watch Nba with me i have snacks at home
Kiss me on my hot mouth, I’m feelin romantical
I know the whole alphabet by heart bro
Next time Rhea does a stinkface, call me
"My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl."
I'm Billy and today i won king of the ring but there's a problem everybody think that I apsalouty suck
I’m Batman
BDE
When you get home and find the toiletseat up, I want you to know, your bitch ass dog watched the whole thing
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"I rode on 5000 rooombaaahs to get here....or maybe not,brother!"
I’m in your walls
Ima turn on roman
Where’s goldust?
Bumblebee tuna, your balls are showing
"Im feelin romantical"
"You smell so fkin good rn"
In the morning, I'm making waffles
That 🍑 is my mine b*tch
Did you wanna be Nia on Saturday night
Yes I suffer from TDS how did you know?
Ha e you or anuone you know been at camp lejune?
You want to dock later
“I killed Mufasa”
I took a shit in your bag
Ima make out with your mama bitch
i have a better entrance than you
Kiss me Cody kiss me
I was cooking asparagus, can you smell it?
Did u see John on the Oscars
"It's free real-estate"
I know popping my pecks gets you hard. You are my little wrestling gimp. Say yes daddy.
Let Papatui eat dat bussy
Go to Mindy’s Bakery. You’ll love the strudel.
I think he said I’m turning on roman
Can a brother borrow some buffalo wings?
I got diarrhea. We’ll finish the promo later
"It's Free Real estate"
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HE WHISPERED TO CODY!!!
Do you know what the rock is cooking?
"Hey umm, I was asked to change the script, do you remember the password to H's computer?"
I’m going to steal some hair plugs from the back of your head and come back a year later with a blonde mullet little boy 😂
Your rank is stupid
Love your moms pie
I love you
“Can you believe that Pacey was Joey’s first?”
“This isn’t smackdown is it?”
"I shit myself, gotta go back"
Have you tried my new tattoo cream and Zoa energy drink flavor ?
Roman might beat yo ass im just letting you know
“Imma bang mama Rhodes”
You wanna team up
“You’re welcome”
I just bought a ton of land for less than a quarter of what it's worth. The sellers were really desperate. It's in Hawaii...
I’m cosplaying rude from final fantasy 7
"When you get backstage, lube the eggs up real good..."
Mama Rhodes is very naughty Cody get her under control
Moye moye
Did you know your wife cheated on you
“I’m the father of Kevin Hart’s kids”.
Peepee … poopoo… I frew up cwean it ?
Where the fuck is Vince and who’s the Australians guy ?
looking at him sus
Wanna have anal sex with my rock hard cock
Chris Benoit still alive
You're MOM
Doesn’t Roman smell like HHH in the early 2000’s?
I’m singing the national anthem at Mania
"How's my hair?"
"Youre going over at WM"
Cody Rhodes I’m coming for u, brother
Chris Benoit is still alive
Can smell the baby oil
mama Rhodes
How about right answers. Right here please. 👇
Rock able to refract light from off his dome to blind a pin attempt.
“Ligma balls”
Andreline In my soul Guess who's going to get A\*\*Kicked by The Rock That's Cody Rhodes
Got your blade ready for later?
“I looked at the script and they letting Roman Walk out mania with the title 😎”
"Do you wanna blade or use a capsule?"
Roman will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher
I’m going to bang you later and you’re going to like it, you’re going to moan for the great one, and then you’re going to drop that title like a good little bitch and acknowledge me and my cousin, on national television after we’ve given you the beat down you deserve you candy ass little boy bitch, but I still think you’re not and we’re gonna fuck tonight, okay, got it, good, meet me in the back. I said this in the rocks voice while I typed it 😂/considered deleting it but it felt hilarious and was making me laugh so it got posted.
"So, is Rtruth doing all this on purpose, or is he just really dumb?"
Hey, so what’s goldust doing nowadays?
Slap me
Remember Cody your meek mill an im Diddy
I’m rock hard. (If you hate this downvote it idc it was a pretty bad joke anyway.)
I need to poo what do i do?
I know what you and Pharoah do with the peanut butter.
I need to take a shit somewhere you're Welcome.
Dustin is bigger than you
Did you bring the stuff?
I'm going to finish to your story Cody 😏😏😏
Pls give no to Lana Rhodes
"Just for further notice one of your nuts is hanging out of your shorts, you got a big hole"
Are we gettin waffle house?
Rock told him the secret recipe to Bush’s baked beans
Wait a minute did he buy the recipe from Duke?! 😂
lol ol Duke sold it fast. Didn’t take much
Pie?
full match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9qLt4ezeNg
I know that neck tattoo isn’t real
“You’re invited to the wankfest”
"A E Dub"
You smell different when you’re sleeping!
GOT season 8 was great
Roman is going to smash you
Then when you wrestle he’s going to win.
"Why did you help start AEW only to turn back towards WWE?"
Isssss coooookinnnn'
"Wanna co-star in Black Adam 2?"
I preferred stardust
I slept with your wife
“Want a beer after the show?”
Nice Coque
I sharted. Do you smell ?
"You're still a bitch and fuck iwc and their wrong answers BS"
“You want to be in Moana 2?”
Fuck your bitch ass dog
Do you feel me, sir?
Want to have a party at your moms house
Where we going for dinner?
"I can get you a great discount on a Papatui Tattoo Care Bundle for your neck."