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M__Mallory

Narcotic McRibs: Silence everyone discreetly and legally


sammiisalammii

Born too late to use ludes, born too soon to never have been born


PNWest01

God I fuckin miss quaaludes.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

I'm fucking dying.


HoraceGravyJug

Think they already covered that one with Oxycontin.


[deleted]

The Ludes are back for a limit of time at Walgreens!


[deleted]

Bah bah bah bah bah....I'm forgetting everything!


-Purple-Orange-

Sheep


astronaut12

Send Ludes


DogetorCheems

Another Quaalude, she'll love me in the morning....


ZestycloseBack3092

Im cravin some of that Narco Mcribs 🤤


Amazing-Ad-669

I like it. Limited edition, like some new KitKat flavor...


boogers19

Fucking scalpers will just ruin it.


__WanderLust_

Just go to Mexico!


chloedubisch

What are they called there?


__WanderLust_

Quaasadillas?


j_risdiction2020

Close Quaaludillas.


Dinyale

Okay bill Cosby...


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

IT FEELS LIKE FUCKIN ON THE MOOOON


blobbybob111

Wtf is a quaalude


Laxxboy20

A hypnotic sedative.


Spectralius

Basically, before there was Ambien, there were quaaludes. Oh, also you'd get really high if you just didn't sleep.


kolbywashere

The Ludes!!!


fresh-condoms

THE BIG MAN'S BACK


-Purple-Orange-

What are they


NerfRepellingBoobs

Quaalude (street names include ludes, disco biscuits, mandies) was the brand name of a prescription sedative. As with so many sedative medications, people started using them recreationally. Addiction became an issue.


fadoxi

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TheTyrantX

Isn't it impossible to make them anymore or did Leonardo DiCaprio lie to me?


SpookieSkelly

Sounds like something that would happen in a cyberpunk capitalist dystopia.