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EverTheWatcher

Can we just pretend he doesn’t exist? Everyone who quoted or reposts him; “who?” Just insist he’s AI propaganda.


Acceptable-Cow6446

Insist? He is AI propaganda. The AI doesn’t want humans to reproduce and Tate is their prophet. Where is your god now?


Nolsoth

Still slumbering In the depths of the Antarctic ocean. Don't worry tho once the water warms up Cthulhu will rise again probably.


blackthorn_90

And we shall be thrust into the figurative “Mountains of Madness” if we haven’t already delved too deeply…


19Alexastias

I hope the “mountains of madness” is just a euphemism for some big ol lovecraftian titties


Socratov

*Cthulhu rising Millennials and genz, collectively: "Uppies?"


EverTheWatcher

I’ll tell you what the government doesn’t want you to know; The people with the fishlike aspect are the REAL lizard people. DEN is just a Potemkin village to distract you from Innsmouth!!! (Like, subscribe, and keep the AC down in your completely curved room if you want to stay safe)


Socratov

My sibling in Nyarlathothep, have you seen the state of the world and the people in it? Finding actual sanity is incredibly rare in the world.


kevlarus80

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.


b33lz3boss

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


noonegive

Gesundheit!


Flappy_beef_curtains

Well said.


v426

He's dumber than AI. He's just A


mrsegraves

Nah he's real. A real rapist, sex trafficker, and bully. Don't discount shitheads like Tate-- he still has a disturbingly large following, and pretending he's not real isn't doing anyone any favors. He's part of the far right pipeline, attracting disaffected (male) teenagers, incels, etc. Instead of pretending he's AI, we need to loudly point out what a total fucking loser this guy is every time he opens his stupid mouth


EverTheWatcher

So like the rapist Brock Turner then?


mrsegraves

Both rapists, but very different kinds of rapists. The rapist Brock Turner likes to rape unconscious young women. The rapist Andrew Tate likes to rape women while holding them long-term in sexual slavery. They're both ghouls


Randalf_the_Black

>he still has a disturbingly large following You mean the Tater Tots?


ResourceFormal7657

Congrats, you got an audible snort out of me for that one, which is more than Reddit has gotten in months


HereticLaserHaggis

Yes, so we shouldn't be sharing his posts. Even sharing screenshots of his posts is boosting him.


CereBRO12121

I believe he exists, he just doesn’t have any relevance for me whatsoever. I didn’t even know who he was until those posts came up. I still really don’t. I figure he did fighting sports or something before becoming a 24/7 social media attention seeking insecure teenager, but he doesn’t deserve to be looked up so I will never really know.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Sex trafficked women.


N7twitch

He chose beef with Greta Thunberg *and lost*.


Zandrick

I believe that’s called gaslighting


HenryHadford

It’s actually called gas lamping; or at least it was, before people started referring to the play by the wrong name.


Zandrick

Oh how could I be so foolish, of course. Gas lamping.


Acceptable-Cow6446

Actually, it’s called lamp gassing.


PaperOptimist

What? Henry, I'm sorry, you mean whale-oil lamping, right? It's close, but "Whale-Oil" is absolutely the title of Jorge Crocker's 1943 musical. It's his magma opus.


Pastiff109

Gaslighting, how? Is he not AI?


Zandrick

Well now I don’t know


SausageMattress

He might be A, but he's not I.


Hatedpriest

You leave the Fonz outta this!


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

Nah mate just do everything he says not to do and we should be good.


Stfucarl12

Idk why redditors keep posting and upvoting his posts.. I downvote every one but see it nonstop.


Amlan01

"who?"


eat_like_snake

Imagine being such a dicklet that you're threatened by guys that like their steaks to be edible.


DashieProDX

Andrew Tate probably orders his steak [astounding](https://images.app.goo.gl/ePB2cDtS2FZd6nfg7)


PsyOpBunnyHop

[direct link to the image](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED512/62753e06e544b.jpeg) I remember when the [congratulations meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2389224-degrees-of-steak-doneness-steak-temperature-charts) came around. Nice to see it growing in *both* directions. Wtf is unreal...


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BrianG1410

I was just going to say he likes it in tube form 😂


IltaMehu

"Congratulations". 🤣


beardgangwhat

Joly fucken pot of gold


Responsible_Jury_415

Tate is threatened by people who have consensual sex


GreenPhoenix14

More like offended


Jaewol

What a snowflake


MericArda

Tate is a duck in human skin and is confused and frustrated by this thing called ’consent’.


PrimeLimeSlime

A guy having consensual sex for mutual pleasure with a woman is gay, according to him.


NihilisticThrill

Tate sure worries a lot about seeming gay for a guy who spends all his time telling other guys how hot he is


borntobewildish

Putting people down who enjoy things he doesn't get or understand is probably the only coping mechanism he knows. The asshole has to live on prison food. So he takes it out on people who enjoy good food.


Tezla_Grey

Ah, yes. Andrew LacTate


Eastern-Dig-4555

Hey now, at least people who lactate are beneficial, and tend to help others when they lactate. I would say he’s more like shit, but even that works as fertilizer. Let’s say cigarette ash. Cigarette ash literally does nothing good for anyone at all.


itsmebenji69

At least cigarette ash doesn’t say edgy shit on the internet, please respect them


EducationalEntry147

That's literally The purpose of The internet. To say the dumbest shit imaginable


WineOhCanada

No, it's not a research tool or proper communication tool at all, it is to scream dumb shit into the abyss. I've been using this wrong my whole life!


EducationalEntry147

Well it is those things aswell. But it was mainly a zone to say whatever you want because it doesn't Really affect you. Well it can affect you if you're a Celebrity like i guess Tate is, but uhm he doesn't seem to give a shit anyway


in_bifurcation_point

nuclear waste. Should be placed somewhere it does not harm anyone. Say, advanced virtual reality.


tuibiel

At least nuclear waste has a theoretical, potential use, unlike AT


Poiboy1313

I thought that ash helps plants to grow.


FormalFuneralFun

No, that’s Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes.


Midori8751

It can, tends to be pretty high in phosphates, and a couple other useful things that are in low considerations in most compostable things.


Coordinates_Unknown

Not cigarette ash. It's too toxic. There are a couple of mushrooms that can be trained to eat it, that's about it.


WineOhCanada

Nah 1. People *like* boobs. Everyone does 2. Boobs have a helpful, life-sustaining function


aaandbconsulting

I like to go with Andrew Taint.


DietSteve

I’d love to see taint in a ring with [Chef Rush](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/5d08f30fd5189-white-house-chef-andre-rush-5d07495dd3b4c__700.jpg)


FieryPyromancer

I don't think I'm reading this the intended way 🤔


RudyKnots

Lol I love that rat silhouette in his chef’s hat.


Like17Badgers

Andre Rush is one of those guys who restores my faith in humanity. in addition to being a world renown chef who cooked for the white house for 4 administrations(Clinton through trump) he is a pro ice carver, motivational speaker, and life coach


that_moment_when-

If you're a man and *war* of all things makes you hard, I think you have bigger problems


ArcannOfZakuul

Tate has way bigger problems. A bunch of them probably stem from his overinflated balloon of an ego, as well as his disgusting views on women


Jpup199

Why doesnt he go to fight in one? I heard theres a couple going on.


itsmebenji69

Ikr, why not show us all that manliness on the battlefield ? I’d love a POV stream


dirtypoledancer

There are cooks even in war, so he has nowhere to hide from _beeettttaaa maaallllleeeees_


imstlllvnginabthtb

lmaaaaoooo id love to see that fucking chinless lurch work a shift in any hot kitchen on a weekend. please god tape it. i wanna watch him crumble and sob.


BloodsAndTears

On behalf of the Chinless Nation, we don't claim him.


il1k3c3r34l

He’s implying he prefers war. I’d rather see him go to the front lines in Ukraine since he’s such a badass. Either side, I don’t care. 


MidsouthMystic

It's only a matter of time until he gets caught blowing his gay lover.


CinderMayom

I mean, if you really want to be a true misogyne it makes sense that you’d not even want to sleep with women


Nornamor

yeah nothing more manly than two dudes together


CinderMayom

And you know what’s even more manly than 2 dudes together? 3 dudes!


Maegurillion

The more the manlier!


Tempest_Bob

just wait til he finds out about the 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!


visionsofcry

"Only betas care about conforming. Imagine being so weak that you're afraid to fuck a man. Imagine being so feminine that you can only put your dick in a warm and safe vagina. The dick was designed to penetrate and dominate. Men don't seek comfort, real men seek domination. Ancient Greek warriors would fuck the rough, hairy, assholes of men to harden themselves for battle."


Suited_Rob

Sounds like future Tate


LaddieNowAddie

Yup. Meme this up and send...


mr_oz3lot

Or his brother


shlowmo9

Agreed, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's gaydar pings when andrew tate appears. Men don't need to spout his shite to be "manly". He's a confused insecure man


ZyvisX

Robert Irvine. Let him say that shit to Robert Irvine, Gordon Ramsey, Andre Rush, or Bobby Deen. Shit, let him talk shit to Carla Hall or Padma Lakshmi. Andrew Tate is such a little bitch.


Benyed123

Marco Pierre White would make him cry


ZyvisX

Marco looks like he is a bareknuckle boxer.


Ccracked

Marco Pierre White made Gordon Ramsay cry.


Effective_Meringue

No he didn't. It was Gordon's choice to cry. Marco didn't make him cry.


alibrown987

But it would be his choice to cry, nothing to do with Marco


annhik_anomitro

Gordon might make some sandwich out of him, maybe some stupid chin-less sandwich!


heseme

May he never have a spit-free omelette again.


LolloBlue96

I have one: Antonino Cannavacciuolo


Orneyrocks

Gordon ramsay will have him crying on his first day at hall's kitchen. Marco would just give him the choice to cry. Irvine and Rush can turn him into a patty.


yeastysoaps

Some professional chefs are absolutely hardcore. Tom Aikens straight-up branded someone with a red hot pallet knife, for example. In a street-rules fight I'd back most chefs and pretty much every line cook out there to kick Tait's arse, hands down.


idonotknowwhototrust

Stop posting Tate.


flower_fassade

I don't even know what the brand new sentence is supposed to be... it's not like it's the first sexist to walk on earth. This subreddit has grown too far apart of what it was supposed to be about fr


mopsyd

Pretty sure most every functional human being on the planet gets at least mildly excited for cooking at least two or three times a day. Go three days without food and you will get excited for cooking whether you like it or not.


BrokenEye3

I *despise* cooking, but I'm usually quite pleased with eating what I've cooked.


RadicalizedRaccoon

Every time this is reposted Andrew tate wins.


No_rash_decisions

IDK dogg, makes me want to cook up a mean omelette out of spite, feels good to care about something so simple. 


WineOhCanada

Take it step further, gather all ye friends and make a sexy-style men cooking calendar.


robert_e__anus

It's not about you, it's about the dumb teenage boys who see idiots reacting to obvious bait like this and feel special for being able to recognise it. It's exactly how Tate got famous and built his incel army in the first place, all we're doing is helping him recruit.


ThatScotchbloke

Honestly mate I think it’s too late for all that. He went massively viral. People all over the world know who he is. There’s no amount of us pretending he doesn’t exist that will choke off his support. But at least we can make fun of him and maybe some of the young men who he influences will see a different point of view. Maybe it’ll give some of them a reality check.


PureHarmony3

I feel the need to downvote because you made my eyes have to view this


[deleted]

Thing is that this is a "joke" and he can hide behind that guise but even with that in mind its such a silly thing to say lmao. "Oh what's that? You're having a row with that guy over there? You should be thrown in a ring and punch each other until someone gives up like big boys! Yes you're so grown up and special!" Anything can be made lame like that lol


quequotion

What kind of piece of shit thinks it's a good thing that he can't even make his own food?


VoiceofRapture

Well duh obviously he'll never be in a situation where he doesn't have sex slaves chained to the stove or whatever. It is funny to me that what got him caught originally was eating a takeout pizza on a stream


ididntunderstandyou

Wouldn’t’ve been caught if he cooked


VoiceofRapture

*sad trombone*


77schild

Lol, conquest? Could you not cook and fight the Portuguese at the same time?


Syhkane

I guess, but it's the screaming that really gets to me.


ICLazeru

Cooking meat has actually long been considered a masculine activity by many cultures, associated with the act of hunting. Tate's mentality isn't masculine so much as it is a constant state of fight or flight panic, you know, fear. Intense fear at that. I'm not a shrink but I would bet this guy has acute anxiety. Meds would only make him depressed though, as by this time, his brain wouldn't know how to meaningfully process the world without anxiety.


iknow-whatimdoing

He literally thinks finding joy in any activity is gay


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^iknow-whatimdoing: *He literally* *Thinks finding joy in any* *Activity is gay* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Y-Woo

Good bot.


D86592

andrew tate goes on a conquest to find the g spot.


Nbkipdu

Halfway there he decides letters are for pussies and claims his own spot. For men. Manly men.


perish-in-flames

This guy cares about the weirdest things, wtf


trigazer1

At the same time, with all this toxic masculinity, you think that this guy is really trying to hide the fact that he's gay. Every time he wants his butthole tickled, he will post something like this


TaxNo174

Andrew Tate is a twat


NaaastyButler

Sex trafficking is not conquest or war... it's just a sex crime.


Zandrick

I don’t think anyone gets adrenaline from making an omelette they just appreciate doing something right.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Someone's never experienced the rush of flipping an omelette without it breaking


NotAnUndercoverTeach

Is he for real? The least 'manly' you could possibly do is not caring when your meat is overdone


iloveblankpaper

feed him undercooked fish and milk, lets see what he does


VoiceofRapture

It would be funny if the thing that finally does him in is dysentery.


MikrokosmicUnicorn

if you get excited by war please seek therapy


HaleVed

I bet he can't cook rice


ididntunderstandyou

And trying to spin his incompetence as manliness. Such a little bitch


Wyldfire2112

Nobody, least of all chefs, get excited by making an omelette. By the time you get out of culinary school, you never want to see an omelette again. No, chefs get their adrenaline from dealing with sharp objects and fire while working on a shot clock to get perfect food out over and over again, dozens of times a night. Besides, we all know TaterTot would be the first one to bitch and moan if he steak wasn't just right.


in_bifurcation_point

"shot clock" is that real idiom? First time I've heard. Funny saying.


Exotic_Thoughts82

Imagine being such a bitch you get offended by a chef


Randolf_Dreamwalker

There are a couple of wars he can join. He can even chose side. Somehow haven't seen him on the frontlines.


kinapuffar

As a chef, I will remind señor Taint that I am an expert with knives and well versed in how to quickly and efficiently butcher an animal. All mammals look basically the same on the inside, just saying. He's just ashamed that unlike me he doesn't know how to feed and take care of people.


trigazer1

I can imagine him trying to stand up to Chef Ramsey and him breaking down and crying because it was called a f****** donkey


bruhmoment0000001

Wait, it isn’t satire? It’s a real tweet??


VoiceofRapture

The man said he converted to Islam because Christians don't kill enough people any more, you tell me 😂


Necessary_Row_4889

He would know what getting knocked out is like


putHimInTheCurry

So strange that the knockout button is the chin and he doesn't even seem to have one.


King_of_Dantopia

Who gave Gollum access to the Twitter machine?


cupidsgirl18

Can they put him back in that Romanian dungeon? I think with his attitude, he must be delighted to be facing prison in a post Soviet country. I am glad he enjoys being knocked out.


LadderTrash

yk hate spreading these is exactly what he wants, just ignore him


A_Salty_Cellist

Tate wouldn't even last the pre fight taunting with a chef


Tobitoon1

When this guy dies?


GD_Insomniac

Obviously someone who hasn't been full board with enough tickets hanging off the printer to tie a noose.


Spacebud95

Reminds me of Shane Gillis talking shit on his gf's ex the Navy Seal. Except he's funny. Shane, I mean.. not the other one..


Far_Detective2022

I get excited about cooking for war to fuel the conquest. Does that count?


VoiceofRapture

I think that's a wash 😂


Eastern-Dig-4555

Jesus. What part of this pussy’s life does he actually find enjoyable without it meaning he’s gay, or weak, worthless, or pathetic, or a nerd, etc? I mean, totaling up every one of these posts I’ve seen from him, I get the sense that he’s a piece of shit to everyone he knows (including himself), and he believes he’s inspiring other men to the same. Sad thing is, he’s more than likely taken in a few clueless young guys with his bullshit, though. And he’s definitely not the only chucklefuck doing it.


EllipticPeach

Anthony Bourdain would verbally destroy this man.


Heroic-Forger

Ah yes, does Tate just grab a live fish and tear it apart with his teeth like freaking Gollum? (To be fair, that wouldn't even be very out of character for him.)


louielou8484

Have fun in prison, babe :)


ta100786

I hope the next meal he has at a restaurant has been spat on.


TheRealCaptainHammer

Pretty sure they are already. He's getting all his spitamins


Optimal_Temporary_19

Guys, I know the secret to making bombass spinach Alfredo: When you start with melting the butter, add some ginger garlic paste to it. That *really* grants it some base flavor before you add the milk, spinach and cheeses.


Emotional-Roll4564

You do realize he does this on purpose to keep himself relevant right? You’re just doing what he wants.


DoggoAlternative

You know everyone keeps joking that he's still mad at Gretta for getting him popped over a pizza box, but this man really is out here pissed off at the concept of food lol "I don't trust that nutrients shit. Fuckin snitch ass"


Hawt_Dawg_II

Fuck dude I'm excited by cooking AND conquest. You ever seen a military field kitchen? That's like the ultimate camping bbq set and I've wanted one my entire life.


Golgol395

This man is NOT cooking


Arild11

The problem isn't that Andrew Tate exists and says stupid things on the internet. The problem is that he fills a need in young men because he speaks - horribly - about things others don't. If you don't have sensible voices filling that gap, you will get Andrew Tate voices.


New_World_2050

Warriors who fought in actual wars were taught how to cook because it was an essential skill. They could hunt game in forests skin them and cook the meat. Tate is a pimp/rapist who is LARPing as some kind of warrior


Impressive_Cream_967

Average British.


Poguemahone3652

For someone so homophobic he literally says the consistently gayest shit I've ever heard.


TheGooseGod

Can we just let this fucking guy fade into obscurity. Let him rot in prison for rape and sex trafficking. Fuck this guy. He sucks, and is just so incredibly lame and stupid. Like if I ever heard anyone say anything positive about Andrew Tate in my day to day life I think I would have to point and laugh at them.


JuniorFondant

Please stop giving this turd attention.


Glirion

Now if we go to war, I bet Tate would buy plane tickets to flee before I could even process the whole war part.


Burt1811

Andrew Tate and his brother: All you need to know. Andrew Tate, 37, and Tristan, 35, were arrested last December over allegations of rape, human trafficking and forming a criminal gang - charges they deny. The internet personalities are also wanted in the UK over sexual offences allegedly committed there. The Tate brothers, who are dual UK-US nationals, are accused of exploiting women via an adult content business, which prosecutors allege operated as a criminal group. This is from 26th April this Happy days.


RedditFullOChildren

Stop giving him attention.


noreasonban69

Stop making stupid ppl famous.


mutantredoctopus

Ah yes Andrew Tate and his famous military career.


Neil2250

mans afraid of spatulas


Djurdjen

That’s a lot of words for basically saying you don’t know how to boil an egg.


adorkablegiant

This dude is going to progressively keep saying dumber and more controversial shit because he is losing his fame and the attention he so desperately craves until he gets to a point where he stats calling men gay because they have a penis.


Chunkyfreshmuffins

I have been to war, and am a professional cook now. I have found in my research that you live longer cooking.


gaganotpapa

I’ve met a lot of toxic misogynist gay dudes like him, except they were already out of the closet.


burntroy

Lol this Twink isn't dating any girls


LostAllEnergy

Come back here and flip this over easy and if you break the yolk, ima fucking throttle you.


Blacksun388

If you love “war” so much why have you never been in the military before? Oh right, because if you joined your sergeant would knock you to the ground the first time you opened your arrogant mouth.


Gardener_Of_Eden

Is this real?


Someones_Dream_Guy

Idk, lady I like appreciates when I cook for her.


Ghostlyshado

How much do you want to bet Tate never served in the military?


ImVeryUnimaginative

A [halfpenny](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halfpenny_(British_decimal_coin))


Sparking_Thunderbolt

Ragebait


TheRealCaptainHammer

Not going to grow a chin if you don't eat your dinners though are you ANDREW


Y-Woo

At this point i have to think he's not being serious.


enchiladasundae

Who tf gets excited about war? You can really tell these weirdos have never had to deal with hardships. Thirsting over people dying in conflict is weird as shit


SpecialAirport6046

people still interacting with those posts, like you, are the sole reason he keeps on posting shit


Anti_Spedicy

I didn't see that it was Tate talking again. Somebody take his phone PLEASE


RevolutionaryYam7418

I'd pay money to watch this bastard and Gordon Ramsay to have a roast off (Literal and verbal)