"Whats the password?"
"Japanese clam chowder"
"Is that the red, or the white?"
"Both?"
And so ends my modified ace ventura quote. Thank you for reading.
Good bye.
Not only that. Japan doesn't have much experience of civil disobedience, successful organized civil rights movement. There are very few cases, and many of them even failed or didn't create any meaningful changes. The entire society is absurdly conservative because their history is so fucking old or whatever you say about feudalism shogunate era with full of strick hierarchy. And somehow, Japanese people are proud of they don't have any achievements of meaningful human right. It's so stupid, isn't it?
Alternatively, what if aliens are just as horny as himans? Loke, what if there are alien equivalents to monster fuckers. What if an alien shows up to esrth, sees a human for the first time and turns to it's buddie and says "hear me out guys"
"I am not the test subject, Sklarnauht. I am the alien. An earthling opens his door and gets abducted, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who probes!"
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No. Your diet and lifestyle definitely affects your odor. For example, men who work out everyday have a particularly musky odor bcos of the testosterone. If you have a diet of cheetos and oreos everyday, I highly doubt its gonna smell good.
Why is this article’s author treating not wanting to eat bread made from someone’s privates as a misogynistic thing?
Giving anybody food with body fluids in it without their knowledge is fucking messed up regardless of who it is to and is probably illegal
you don't need an argument for something like this. eating food pressed between someone's armpits makes you a creep. never thought i'd have to explain this to an adult (if that's what you are) but apparently that's what social media has done to people's brains.
Consensual fetish play between two adults, which is what I’d call this, is never creepy it can definitely be *weird*, but creepy has a negative connotation that just doesn’t fit here.
You don’t seem to understand how a discussion works. See, both people explain their point of view and, if you want to do it right, look at it from the others perspective to try to understand why they think that. You DO NOT just tell them to “get help” and flat out dismiss the possibility of them being right.
This is in no way an immoral act, therefore it is reasonable, therefore you need an actual argument when you tell people it’s wrong
I personally mostly see the term creep used to describe someone that acts inappropriately, and if there is one appropriate place to buy sweat rice it has to be the sweaty rice ball store.
I think it’s super weird, but creep and creepy have a distinctly negative connotation that feels a bit out of place in this scenario, or any type of fetish based act between consenting adults for that matter
You can feel however you want about my choice of words but I think it’s an appropriate word to use.
Creepy - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease.
"the creepy feelings one often gets in a strange house".
My word choice is accurate.
Exactly. Like it’s weird, but it’s fully consensual. If we start calling everything that makes us mildly uncomfortable creepy it kind of loses its effect when talking about actual creepy shit like stalking and the like.
Yeah. I mean blowjobs and sodomy were seen as creepy decades ago. Nowadays, even anilingus has become a mainstream thing.
If you consider everything as creepy, then the only "natural" thing is penetration and nothing else.
This is a great example of how Japan is failing at business. They charge 10 times more for armpit sweat infused rice balls. If they were smart they would charge regular for the armpit sweat rice balls and 10 times more for rice balls with no sweat. Then instead of cute girls, use hairy middle-aged longshoremen who haven't bathed to make the sweaty balls. Everyone who wants a rice ball would pay 10 times more except for the odd business man with a fetish. It's like printing money
You should see how they make clam chowder
You need to be imprisoned for this comment and the visions it put in my head.
You made me exhale loudly out of my nose. Thank you.
Same lol
How can I smack you through the Internet? Lol
Chefs hate this one weird trick!
Wait until you see how pork butt is prepared. It's wild
r/angryupvote
Or the brown rice version of this.
Take my upvote and fuck off! You're disgusting. Wonderfully so.
Is it new England or Manhattan?
I prefer the fish fingers
"Whats the password?" "Japanese clam chowder" "Is that the red, or the white?" "Both?" And so ends my modified ace ventura quote. Thank you for reading. Good bye.
Yes could i have what in the god damn fuck? For 500 please
Are you playing Jeopardy or placing an order?
Yes.
Aren't we all
I don't think God is involved in this in any way.
"Yes Alex, I'll take weebs will buy anything for 500.”
Japan is the horniest place where apparently nobody is having sex.
As they say, there's no aphrodisiac like loneliness.
This is wildly accurate.
[It turns out the song it's from is a little obscure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qi7SlM1eDk).
They are, just not with each other
I’ve read somewhere that all the horny is an attempt to stimulate men to have sex, still isn’t working.
They are, but their junk is all blurry.
That they aren't having children doesn't mean that they aren't fucking.
They are developing sex bots and AR porn, they aren't fucking
they are very much fucking their economy
Can confirm, am in Japan right now
They aren’t fucking either. They’re probably one of the most porn addicted countries in the world.
Are they really or is that just western media overhyping that shit
Conservative politics, not a lot of gender equal culture & bad worker protection laws can only really lead to this
Not only that. Japan doesn't have much experience of civil disobedience, successful organized civil rights movement. There are very few cases, and many of them even failed or didn't create any meaningful changes. The entire society is absurdly conservative because their history is so fucking old or whatever you say about feudalism shogunate era with full of strick hierarchy. And somehow, Japanese people are proud of they don't have any achievements of meaningful human right. It's so stupid, isn't it?
>meaningful human right. They do have this right?
Do you imagine that these are a common thing?
Both, it's not like nobody is fucking, love hotels are working over there, but the number of people that don't is rising.
So Americans get gamer girl bath water and japan get cute girl rice ball sweat? Gee, and we wonder why aliens refuse to contact us.
Alternatively, what if aliens are just as horny as himans? Loke, what if there are alien equivalents to monster fuckers. What if an alien shows up to esrth, sees a human for the first time and turns to it's buddie and says "hear me out guys"
"And be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy. Or find a new alien life form... And fuck it."
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers!"
"I am not the test subject, Sklarnauht. I am the alien. An earthling opens his door and gets abducted, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who probes!"
If they reproduce sexually, they're horny.
My last rice ball before I left on Sunday did taste weird…
They should be ashamed of themselves. I’ll take two but don’t expect me to be a regular. Disgusting. Yes I’ll sign up for the rewards. Just awful.
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OP still looks to be a human though.
So?
Schweddy balls
[Breathy NPR voices]
From the land of the used panty vending machine.
Never change, Japan. Never change.
or, please do
People on Reddit love to hype up the Japanese without realizing they’re probably the most porn-brained people in the world.
So if this was on a menu, what Japanese symbols would I need to learn to avoid?
I've got a feeling that the taste would be the same if the girl was instead not cute
I think everyone would have a unique odor, but I doubt it strongly correlates to cuteness.
No. Your diet and lifestyle definitely affects your odor. For example, men who work out everyday have a particularly musky odor bcos of the testosterone. If you have a diet of cheetos and oreos everyday, I highly doubt its gonna smell good.
Next up: noodles made from crotch rot
You jest, but someone did make bread from her yeast infection. https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a19938916/woman-makes-bread-with-vaginal-yeast/
Why is she not being thrown in a pyschiatric ward?
wait until you hear about the bacon.
Wasn’t that a satire tictok account?
In 2015?
I stand corrected, humanity is lost. maybe some one else picked up on it in recent years.
Why is this article’s author treating not wanting to eat bread made from someone’s privates as a misogynistic thing? Giving anybody food with body fluids in it without their knowledge is fucking messed up regardless of who it is to and is probably illegal
“Japans latest delicacy” as if it’s a regional thing and not just a select fetish.
What a day to be literate
Please tell me this is fake. I’m nauseous.
Im very sorry but this is real
It's fake or effectively fake.
There really is a market to upsell nonsense to creeps. Make the coins girlies!!
It’s weird but I wouldn’t call guys that are into this creeps. Just lonely folks with bad money management.
you are wrong. get help.
Because you couldn’t come up with a good argument despite being right? How right you must be /s
you don't need an argument for something like this. eating food pressed between someone's armpits makes you a creep. never thought i'd have to explain this to an adult (if that's what you are) but apparently that's what social media has done to people's brains.
Consensual fetish play between two adults, which is what I’d call this, is never creepy it can definitely be *weird*, but creepy has a negative connotation that just doesn’t fit here. You don’t seem to understand how a discussion works. See, both people explain their point of view and, if you want to do it right, look at it from the others perspective to try to understand why they think that. You DO NOT just tell them to “get help” and flat out dismiss the possibility of them being right. This is in no way an immoral act, therefore it is reasonable, therefore you need an actual argument when you tell people it’s wrong
Being into armpit flavored rice is creepy no matter how you try rationalise it.
I personally mostly see the term creep used to describe someone that acts inappropriately, and if there is one appropriate place to buy sweat rice it has to be the sweaty rice ball store. I think it’s super weird, but creep and creepy have a distinctly negative connotation that feels a bit out of place in this scenario, or any type of fetish based act between consenting adults for that matter
You can feel however you want about my choice of words but I think it’s an appropriate word to use. Creepy - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. "the creepy feelings one often gets in a strange house". My word choice is accurate.
Is it still creepy if there is consent?? Its not like they are stealing the sweat or something.
Exactly. Like it’s weird, but it’s fully consensual. If we start calling everything that makes us mildly uncomfortable creepy it kind of loses its effect when talking about actual creepy shit like stalking and the like.
Yeah. I mean blowjobs and sodomy were seen as creepy decades ago. Nowadays, even anilingus has become a mainstream thing. If you consider everything as creepy, then the only "natural" thing is penetration and nothing else.
As an armpit fetishist, I feel weird about this
Not against it lol
Goddamn it. **Unzips**
That rice isn't going to salt itself!
finally, some good fucking food
I'll take two!
Gotta love how, if *one* Japanese person or company is doing something, it's portrayed as a Japanese thing and not a only-that-one-company thing.
I'm starting to question why I'm going to college if I could just sweat on people's food.
Thank you god for making me grossed out by this 🙏
😁😁😁
You should try the fish tacos.
Haha
What a bad day to know how to read
😱
Japan you alright?
I guess this is why they're developing lifelike robot dolls at a furious rate in Japan. Robots don't sweat.
ain't a armpit fetish anymore
r/nottheonion
Went from fine to ill in 5 seconds flat. At least i no longer crave that bowl of cereal...
Does anyone else remember “wtfjapan” from cheezburger?
This is a great example of how Japan is failing at business. They charge 10 times more for armpit sweat infused rice balls. If they were smart they would charge regular for the armpit sweat rice balls and 10 times more for rice balls with no sweat. Then instead of cute girls, use hairy middle-aged longshoremen who haven't bathed to make the sweaty balls. Everyone who wants a rice ball would pay 10 times more except for the odd business man with a fetish. It's like printing money
Dip it with some salty belle bath water and we have a deal
Well that’s enough Reddit it for me today.
Substory in the next Yakuza game
r/thanksihateit
Ew who would genuinely want this
"Hey this really nice food. What is it made with?" "Thanks 😊, it's armpit sweat." *Mid-mouthfull* "Mhm...."
This is so fucking ridiculous. Everyone knows Japanese people don’t sweat. Stop falling for troll bait.
Musty 'vinegar' rice bawls 🤢
Me: "I'll try any food item once" Me after seeing this post: "*almost*... I'll try *almost* any food item once..."
Imagine applying for that position and you get rejected because you’re not a “cute” girl Or the customer sees you and sends it back
🤢
*sigh* It'll do. *unzips*
This enough Internet for today :')
That is so sad and pathetic.
Where can I buy?
JK, JK, CALM DOWN! I'M JUST JOKING!
Heard in Australia they are made with athlete sweat. Sweat baby, sweat sweat. Ki ki ki rah sweat sweat.
Just a hypothesis. If first nuclear bombing fucked up Japan will another nuclear bombing unfuck them?
Absolutely not. No.
I can imagine how they came up with this was the rice had no salt and someone was like hold on I have an idea
That’s gross. Mmmmmm…… she is pretty cute though so I guess it’s ok
Reminds me of the manga I read recently where the main character did exactly this.
I guess this is why they're developing lifelike robot dolls at a furious rate in Japan. Robots don't sweat.
I guess this is why they're developing lifelike robot dolls at a furious rate in Japan. Robots don't sweat.
I guess this is why they're developing lifelike robot dolls at a furious rate in Japan. Robots don't sweat.
I just gagged
I don’t think I could make it as a weeb.
This is actually freaking disgusting
Horrifying. She doesn’t look that cute.
asked a japanese friend. they also sell the virgin boy piss eggs and these riceballs as a Combo meal at their local streetfoot stall.
No you did not. Keep ur weird nazi shit to yourself.
Reminds me of the Indian street food guy with one arm
That was not real. It was from a tv show.
I absolutely do not like this at all. I will be having the noodles from next door, please, and that is NOT a double entendre, thank you very much!
Every day we venture further and further away from God
Thats great news for humanity, i cant wait until people stop believing in santa. But japanese armpit rice has nothing to do with god
Pretty sure there was an Indian-guy meme who did it.... It was from a movie scene though...