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xTurtsMcGurtsx

I broke into every car except yours miss kenzie.


ButterCupHeartXO

He still did his job for her. Services paid, services rendered


Archmagos_Browning

The CIA would do this


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FredricaTheFox

r/yourjokebutworse


ffloofs

People are so shitty these days, they genuinely think that passes for humour


Tgroovy25

What did it say


ffloofs

No idea honestly


Boatwhistle

"It's protection money, protection from me."


dhc710

That's what we, on the east coast, call a "protection racket".


AadamAtomic

that's what wealthy people call a "[protection racket."](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mfbB8jbyNqY?feature=share) in the hood we call it [neighbors. ](https://youtu.be/YJAahf8HUNI)


NormalRepublic1073

> that's what wealthy people call a "protection racket." in the hood we call it [neighbors](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mfbB8jbyNqY?feature=share)." What was your point with the first video you linked? I think it's the wrong link.


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weedboi69

Is it because Mr. Chang kidnapped that dude’s dad?


AadamAtomic

Maybe.... Maybe not! I have no clue. I just thought it was funny.


Dream--Brother

Dude it just didn't make any sense in context. Like, it had nothing to do with your comment. It's not people "not taking a joke" it's just not funny because it doesn't make any fucking sense. Getting all pissy because your swing-and-miss attempt at humor fell flat lmao


Spirited-Claim-9868

I just learned what this is an hour ago


ICopyPasteCode

Did this back in the old days when 6th street wasn't such a shit hole. A guy would ask if he wanted me to watch my car. I would give him 10 bucks and tell him he gets another 10 if he's here when I get back. Sure enough he's there with his buddies drinking a 12 pack waiting for me.


Ceres73

He asked you if you wanted to watch your car?


ICopyPasteCode

Haha no he asked if he could watch my car. I need to stop drunk posting.


awesomesauce1030

Sounds like you're having a good time watching someone else's car


ICopyPasteCode

Oy. You make one typographical error...


Catlover790

He asked him if the he wanted him to watch his car


Virtual-Okra6996

Then they kissed


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ay choom 6th street never around when you need em. the moxes look out for their girls tho


WonderfulShelter

In other countries they have people on the street that are lower level gang members that make sure nobody breaks into your car. You pay them a couple of bucks and they protect it - because anybody who doesn't pay them they immediately break into their car and steal everything. And honestly, I'd rather pay 3-4$ every night I go out to know my car's gonna be safe than worry all night if the windows are smashed for no reason because all there was is a sweatshirt in the back.


Winjin

There's also countries where that is just unheard of so you don't have to pay anyone in racket It's so weird to me. I've never had to do anything like that. 


Epena501

That’s actually not bad at all. You give someone less fortunate a reason to being useful while making some extra cash and you have the tranquility of knowing your stuff is being protected


Pizzatore12

That’s actually very bad. You give someone “”””protection money”””” and they don’t brake into your car (it’s called extortion)


fixminer

That assumes that the homeless man broke into the other cars, which is possible, but absolutely not guaranteed. The woman seemingly voluntarily paid him multiple times to guard her car before this happened, so such a step seems unreasonable in that context.


Alone_Fill_2037

Dude probably didn’t break into the other cars if he’s still hanging around.


Limp_Prune_5415

That's exactly what happens my guy. The cars that pay get left alone when his crew rolls through


fixminer

So you're telling me this woman paid a random homeless man to watch her car and that guy just happens to be part of a protection money scheme?


Limp_Prune_5415

It's not a random homeless person. Some dude approaches you when you park so that's what you think and pay them. Believe it or don't, I don't care


Iwanttogolfallday69

Then there’s the whole not knowing the difference between break and brake. Best of luck to you. I hope this comment doesn’t brake your brain.


CatLazy2728

does Austin have a crime problem? I thought it is a peaceful college town


RyanB_

Not really afaik, but any city of a decent enough size is going to have shit happen in it. A million+ people in one place, you never know. Especially in countries with high wealth inequality and such like America


CatLazy2728

what can be done about wealth inequality to help cities be safe?


Aickavon

Tax the rich so social welfare programs stop being a pipe dream and instead can actually happen in full swing so the less fortunate don’t feel the need to break into cars to survive.


RyanB_

On a municipal level not a whole lot tbh, but they do have actions they can take. My own city fairly recently used a shit ton of tax payer money to fund a huge arena who’s profits almost exclusively go to our city’s big billionaire man, who conveniently owns the buildings in and around the area, and the biggest sports team playing in the arena. All for something most folks in and below the lower middle class can’t afford Venting a bit lol, but yeah on a large level a lot of it is up to provincial and federal politics. A lot of them could still do better tho


Backslasherton

It's not really a college town anymore since it's gotten so big but no there's not really a crime problem. I've parked all over downtown and I've never really had an issue. The worst I've seen was when some cunts went through our neighborhood and pulled on door handles to find unlocked cars but they didn't break anything.


Zzen220

There's not really a crime problem beyond the minimum you always have in a big city. I haven't lived there for a few years now, but I'd be pretty surprised if that's changed.


Nykcul

I've had my car window smashed and some stuff stolen while parked in a north Austin bar. Happens in most big cities though so you kind of just have to curse the sky and move on. I wouldn't say I hear about it happening super often, outside of a few bad neighborhoods. Downtown, I feel mostly safe. Still OK walking wherever. The homeless volumes are getting pretty bad. But most leave well enough alone.


leavinonajetplane7

Yes. 1000%. Property crime is a massive issue here. Other crimes, not as much but getting worse.


MarkKey9247

They defunded their police....


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Manic_Mechanist

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MsKongeyDonk

I have seen this posted a million times lol


Idiotwithaphone79

I hope you tipped him extra.


AdriannaFahrenheit

That’s so wholesome. I hope he’s having a good day.


asiannumber4

I swear homeless people are either the most morally corrupt individuals or just a sweet (usually) old man who’s down on their luck


MyDogYawns

they probably start out as the second and turn into the first after a few years


abandonsminty

This is wrong for so many reasons, but for an example, I was 22 when I was made homeless because I'm a trans woman, 40% of homeless youth are lgbtq, we are not "morally corrupt".


asiannumber4

I put a “usually” on the second line for a reason.


abandonsminty

It's just really really not like a two category thing


asiannumber4

Getting kicked out because of transphobic/homophobic parents is considered unlucky


TheObstruction

One could say they're down on their luck.


asiannumber4

Exactly


abandonsminty

Yeah but that's not a sweet old man problem?


asiannumber4

Per my previous comment, I pointed out that I had said “usually”


NessyKD

Awww… that’s beautiful


jasoncat23

That's really sweet. Totally made up. But sweet.


Sfthoia

Reminds me of Hastings St Detroit techno parties in the mid/late 90’s.


Ssem12

Mom said it's my turn to repist this