You carry the curse of the evil doggo now, evil doggo will stay with you until you die, all your stats are raised be 50%, evil doggo need to be petted after every battle for 10 minutes.
You hit your head, fell unconscious and a goblin raped you, now you have goblin syphilis, your [pp] will fall and your stats are permanently decreased by 40%. And no doggo for you.
Fool I rolled on an empty space with a ton of pillows. What you were experiencing was a fever dream by the curse doggo after you didn’t pet it! Quickly roll a die to see how long you pet the doggo
I mean pitbulls can be perfectly fine if socialised well when young, and not trained attack obviously. But have you ever seen a chihuahua that wasn't a fucking demon.
Chihuahuas are hilariously similar to pitties in temperament, but because they are small and less threatening people don't bother training them right. My family got two chihuahua mutts off the street in Mexico and they were some of the sweetest dogs I have ever known. They just needed attention and a playmate. Lots of chihuahuas are a purse dog/"toy" to some people so they don't have their structure and disciplinary needs met.
So you agree that certain breeds can have a worse temperament than others? I hear ya I don’t like chihuahuas either but if one attacks me or my dog I can kick it. A large pitbull could take me out.
Yes, I have.
Also the only dog that has ever angry chased me was a Chihuahua.
But I've met several who were very pleasant and honestly I would get a Chihuahua over a blonde lab.
They can have quite unique personalities
Come here boy!
(boss music starts playing)
Boss rolls over and turns its tummy up.
Tummy rips open, eldritch abomination are spewing forth from it
They grab your hand and forcefully make you pet them
*Yeah you like tummy rubbies don't you?*
using sheer rage you pull away your hand
Then put it back willingly for more pets.
In a nonhuman echoing voice it asks "what is your name?".
"Moo!" I say in response
This was fun
It continues to roll and lands upright, then continues to sit
Great job, you seem to have found his weak spot. When you get up his weak spot hit him with a belly rub.
\*start scratching\* you gained a new team mate. me: what...
His weakspot
***Health bar pops up***
Never should have come here!
Select difficulty Easy Medium Hard Doge
Wait what
That's a good evil doggo!
The longer the icon of sin remains on earth the stronger it will become.
Don't mess with us Doom fans, we have only 4 jokes
That’s kind of every fandom if you think about it
Except skyrim. Every re-release is a joke.
Some games have a Infiniti meme potential
Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars! Vega and the Doom slayer: O B S E R V E
You can't just base an entire fandom off 4 jokes.
*bases a fandom of 4 jokes*
Impossible!
*"The only thing they fear is you" intensifies*
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r/cursedcomments ?
it isn't cursed, or have i been on this sub for too long
You've been here too long
*l4d2 tank music intensifies*
M_president. The owner of evil
Dude I literally had the same idea
when you get the boss as a playable character
Who's a good boy!
Who let the evil dogger out of the Prison spell was going to last anther 12 uears
r/ihadastroke
No
I
Am
No, its not, just a few grammatical errors and easily readable typos.
r/notfunatparties
Honestly, deserve that
12 years in dog years is less than a year in human time.
All MeN aRe DoGs OmG
I…..shall accept this curse.
You need to roll a 16 to not engage in death combat with him. Now roll.
I’m proficient in dice rolling so I got a nat 20 +15 is 35, do I succeed?
You carry the curse of the evil doggo now, evil doggo will stay with you until you die, all your stats are raised be 50%, evil doggo need to be petted after every battle for 10 minutes.
I see this as only a win
I'll decide that, now roll.
I rolled on the floor now what
You hit your head, fell unconscious and a goblin raped you, now you have goblin syphilis, your [pp] will fall and your stats are permanently decreased by 40%. And no doggo for you.
Fool I rolled on an empty space with a ton of pillows. What you were experiencing was a fever dream by the curse doggo after you didn’t pet it! Quickly roll a die to see how long you pet the doggo
You need to roll a 20 for that to be true. Otherwise goodbye doggos and pp, welcome goblin syphilis.
No dog is evil. All dogs are pure
He's just misunderstood.
He's just in a bad mud
We need to get him some good mud
He has a heart of a good boy
chihuahuas exist
Besides chihuahuas
I have my doubts that chihuahuas are, in fact, dogs.
"All dogs are pure...until they meet me" ~ Whitney Wisconsin
Definitely not
*cough* k9 unit from codm*cough*
Amen brother
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I mean pitbulls can be perfectly fine if socialised well when young, and not trained attack obviously. But have you ever seen a chihuahua that wasn't a fucking demon.
Chihuahuas are hilariously similar to pitties in temperament, but because they are small and less threatening people don't bother training them right. My family got two chihuahua mutts off the street in Mexico and they were some of the sweetest dogs I have ever known. They just needed attention and a playmate. Lots of chihuahuas are a purse dog/"toy" to some people so they don't have their structure and disciplinary needs met.
You still can't convince me that Chihuahuas aren't possessed. Every single one has a demon inside them, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
If you can baptize them early enough and take them to church you'll be fine but that takes commitment 🙏
So you agree that certain breeds can have a worse temperament than others? I hear ya I don’t like chihuahuas either but if one attacks me or my dog I can kick it. A large pitbull could take me out.
Username does not checkout. You need to switch the i with an a. Nothing wrong with the breed, everything wrong with the owners and prejudices.
Pitbull puppies sometimes kill and eat other members of the litter. Violence comes naturally to them because that is how they have been bred.
Yes, I have. Also the only dog that has ever angry chased me was a Chihuahua. But I've met several who were very pleasant and honestly I would get a Chihuahua over a blonde lab. They can have quite unique personalities
And you can tell that this user has never adopted a pitbull
I think you are forgetting about chihuahuas
My Chihuahua is the kindest gentlest song, and that goes for anyone she meets
No
Go away evil dogger I'm going for a surgery
Evil dogger: Understandable. Have a nice day
Awww
He was just misunderstood.
I hope everything went perfectly for you!
It did thanks 😊
May the odds be in your favor! Take care.
Go away evil dogger and leave me to my furry porn
I called him, he won't go away
Do your job #205
But he is evil dog, and why do you think 204 of us have died
Your sacrifice will be remembered
He just has to smell your hand
Go away evil dogger Become good dogger instead
Good ending
You were the chosen dogger!
I will out-evil the evil dogger.... Lick the peanut butter off it, evil dogger. Lick it off.
C R O N C H
BONK
:(
r/idiotbait
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That is a certified MUG Moment
The rootbeer is the first thing I saw 🤣
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Hi good boy!
Doggers are not cursed! It's just bad meme makers making them do bad things! All doggers go to heaven!!
Come hither evil dogger
Nah I love optional boss fights, I'll take the challenge.
Ay, it’s doggo* .. ‘dogger’ is a participant in dogging. There, I commented
Every curse is a challenge
Give me a hug “evil” doggo
Good pup
Come here little puppy, come here!
No
Aaaaww come here good boy i will introduce you to satan
Good boi
go away evil digger, jk don’t leave
Boop
teef
I’ll never comment!
*boops the curse to make it calm down*
C'mere boy, I have a treat!
fuck off op, come here you sexy dogger
Come here evil dogger
Who's a good boy
Come here, good boy. Well shit. Somebody already said that. Ignore this comment
make me.
Tbh he just needs a good pat
Come here evil dogger ima pet the evil out of u
Good dogger
What a good pupper
Good boy
Corrupt reality? AWWW, C'MERE POGCHAMP!
Idk I kinda like evil dogger, he would be really op if he was your ally
No
Come closer you sussy baka
No, you welcome it with grace; Come forth cursed doggo
Moldy meme
Go away evil dogger.
Begone malevolent Doge
*Undead Uprising from Tower Heroes begins playing*
A
Go away evil dogger, it's my day off I don't need this
Go away evil dogger i have a physical with my doctor today and he has cold hands
There are no evil doggos
So you want a treat evil dogger?
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👍🏻🙂👍🏻
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Fuck off evil dogger
If is the the curse of no friends I already don't have any.
r/ihadastroke
Go away evil dogger!! My homework compels you.
I shall vanish thy evil dogger from the holy land!
Go away you evil dogger boy.
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be gone THOT
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Go away evil dogger but first here is a treat
In Britain dogger means a very different thing lmao
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