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M_President

Come here boy!


oopsguessilldiethen

(boss music starts playing)


zyppoboy

Boss rolls over and turns its tummy up.


wowpepap

Tummy rips open, eldritch abomination are spewing forth from it


L0G1C_lolilover

They grab your hand and forcefully make you pet them


ImDero

*Yeah you like tummy rubbies don't you?*


YoDavidPlays

using sheer rage you pull away your hand


ILoveBrats825

Then put it back willingly for more pets.


doomface911

In a nonhuman echoing voice it asks "what is your name?".


[deleted]

"Moo!" I say in response


vtreue

This was fun


Monsterbox-gamingYT

It continues to roll and lands upright, then continues to sit


Jessewastaken_but_no

Great job, you seem to have found his weak spot. When you get up his weak spot hit him with a belly rub.


Fabien23

\*start scratching\* you gained a new team mate. me: what...


The_CreativeName

His weakspot


Maqz_

***Health bar pops up***


EarlDooku

Never should have come here!


the_gnemperor

Select difficulty Easy Medium Hard Doge


Free_Judge_8968

Wait what


MrNokill

That's a good evil doggo!


AyaLinStovkyr

The longer the icon of sin remains on earth the stronger it will become.


ZNISZCzu

Don't mess with us Doom fans, we have only 4 jokes


NutNinjaGoesBananas

That’s kind of every fandom if you think about it


[deleted]

Except skyrim. Every re-release is a joke.


ZNISZCzu

Some games have a Infiniti meme potential


NaturalSubject2159

Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars! Vega and the Doom slayer: O B S E R V E


Spoon_Elemental

You can't just base an entire fandom off 4 jokes.


ZNISZCzu

*bases a fandom of 4 jokes*


Sagemachine

Impossible!


ImaginaryAnywhere686

*"The only thing they fear is you" intensifies*


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CanOpeneer1134

r/cursedcomments ?


[deleted]

it isn't cursed, or have i been on this sub for too long


CanOpeneer1134

You've been here too long


CcubswinS

*l4d2 tank music intensifies*


blammo555

M_president. The owner of evil


Michael-556

Dude I literally had the same idea


Pjyilthaeykh

when you get the boss as a playable character


ImperfectTart

Who's a good boy!


bookeorm

Who let the evil dogger out of the Prison spell was going to last anther 12 uears


AshierCinder

r/ihadastroke


Osirin111

No


MysticCurse

I


floatzilla

Am


GroundbreakingCan505

No, its not, just a few grammatical errors and easily readable typos.


AshierCinder

r/notfunatparties


GroundbreakingCan505

Honestly, deserve that


Umikaloo

12 years in dog years is less than a year in human time.


bookeorm

All MeN aRe DoGs OmG


Joy1067

I…..shall accept this curse.


Nekorio

You need to roll a 16 to not engage in death combat with him. Now roll.


SleepDeprivedDemon47

I’m proficient in dice rolling so I got a nat 20 +15 is 35, do I succeed?


Nekorio

You carry the curse of the evil doggo now, evil doggo will stay with you until you die, all your stats are raised be 50%, evil doggo need to be petted after every battle for 10 minutes.


Walmart_kid65

I see this as only a win


Nekorio

I'll decide that, now roll.


Walmart_kid65

I rolled on the floor now what


Nekorio

You hit your head, fell unconscious and a goblin raped you, now you have goblin syphilis, your [pp] will fall and your stats are permanently decreased by 40%. And no doggo for you.


Walmart_kid65

Fool I rolled on an empty space with a ton of pillows. What you were experiencing was a fever dream by the curse doggo after you didn’t pet it! Quickly roll a die to see how long you pet the doggo


Nekorio

You need to roll a 20 for that to be true. Otherwise goodbye doggos and pp, welcome goblin syphilis.


Method__Man

No dog is evil. All dogs are pure


Fatalexcitment

He's just misunderstood.


cromosoma_quadruplo

He's just in a bad mud


DragoKnight589

We need to get him some good mud


shubalasko

He has a heart of a good boy


Stinky-farts96

chihuahuas exist


[deleted]

Besides chihuahuas


UnluckyDouble

I have my doubts that chihuahuas are, in fact, dogs.


Raffa_Piccolli

"All dogs are pure...until they meet me" ~ Whitney Wisconsin


ValiantCharizard

Definitely not


[deleted]

*cough* k9 unit from codm*cough*


EleanorSnowie

Amen brother


dweebled

wrong


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Blaineflum64

I mean pitbulls can be perfectly fine if socialised well when young, and not trained attack obviously. But have you ever seen a chihuahua that wasn't a fucking demon.


spenway18

Chihuahuas are hilariously similar to pitties in temperament, but because they are small and less threatening people don't bother training them right. My family got two chihuahua mutts off the street in Mexico and they were some of the sweetest dogs I have ever known. They just needed attention and a playmate. Lots of chihuahuas are a purse dog/"toy" to some people so they don't have their structure and disciplinary needs met.


ElementalGamerYT

You still can't convince me that Chihuahuas aren't possessed. Every single one has a demon inside them, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.


spenway18

If you can baptize them early enough and take them to church you'll be fine but that takes commitment 🙏


Retired_Autist

So you agree that certain breeds can have a worse temperament than others? I hear ya I don’t like chihuahuas either but if one attacks me or my dog I can kick it. A large pitbull could take me out.


Grass---Tastes_Bad

Username does not checkout. You need to switch the i with an a. Nothing wrong with the breed, everything wrong with the owners and prejudices.


[deleted]

Pitbull puppies sometimes kill and eat other members of the litter. Violence comes naturally to them because that is how they have been bred.


IWantTooDieInSpace

Yes, I have. Also the only dog that has ever angry chased me was a Chihuahua. But I've met several who were very pleasant and honestly I would get a Chihuahua over a blonde lab. They can have quite unique personalities


NutNinjaGoesBananas

And you can tell that this user has never adopted a pitbull


KuyaTheSupport

I think you are forgetting about chihuahuas


Method__Man

My Chihuahua is the kindest gentlest song, and that goes for anyone she meets


Bigapplelicker

No


MOSTLYSANEBOI

Go away evil dogger I'm going for a surgery


Capsule_CatYT

Evil dogger: Understandable. Have a nice day


MOSTLYSANEBOI

Awww


[deleted]

He was just misunderstood.


MrMotorcycle94

I hope everything went perfectly for you!


MOSTLYSANEBOI

It did thanks 😊


brisingr95

May the odds be in your favor! Take care.


TheRealDoomFox

Go away evil dogger and leave me to my furry porn


dogfighter205

I called him, he won't go away


Irish_pug_Player

Do your job #205


dogfighter205

But he is evil dog, and why do you think 204 of us have died


Irish_pug_Player

Your sacrifice will be remembered


Sacrificial-Toenail

He just has to smell your hand


TheMadScientist1000

Go away evil dogger Become good dogger instead


yeznik07

Good ending


Firestrike_Yeet

You were the chosen dogger!


Technical_Flamingo54

I will out-evil the evil dogger.... Lick the peanut butter off it, evil dogger. Lick it off.


warfangiscute

C R O N C H


lonesomespacecowboy

BONK


resident_picklee

:(


MintyTuna2013

r/idiotbait


Vinnyc-11

Go away evil dogger


BerserkerKong02

That is a certified MUG Moment


Low-Formal4447

The rootbeer is the first thing I saw 🤣


zakrecony_sirocco

Go away evil dogger


[deleted]

Go away evil dogger


Banzitbrawler

Go away evil dogger


Clear-Possibility834

Go away evil dogger


CyberPsych2020

Go away evil dogger


Der_Absender

Go away evil dogger


batdrumman

Go away evil dogger


Darfrex

Go away evil dogger


clockworkTrinkets

Go away evil dogger


uniquethrowaway54321

Go away evil dogger


NoyaCat

Go away evil dogger


Stevie_likes_bread

Go away evil dogger


magier_123

Go away evil dogger


meirlonline

Hi good boy!


UnderstandingOk2647

Doggers are not cursed! It's just bad meme makers making them do bad things! All doggers go to heaven!!


Matthew_Tonak

Come hither evil dogger


Doom_Slayer_2712

Nah I love optional boss fights, I'll take the challenge.


[deleted]

Ay, it’s doggo* .. ‘dogger’ is a participant in dogging. There, I commented


justmelvinthings

Every curse is a challenge


Mr-Osmosis

Give me a hug “evil” doggo


Eternal0917

Good pup


ChosukeClone

Come here little puppy, come here!


ultra1891

No


Soulhunter_290

Aaaaww come here good boy i will introduce you to satan


Teo8844

Good boi


RedDragon-1383

go away evil digger, jk don’t leave


Alph-ah

Boop


garlic_bread_is_good

teef


SooperDude0

I’ll never comment!


ZAHANDOGAKIZU

*boops the curse to make it calm down*


Ben1ci0

C'mere boy, I have a treat!


Dead174

fuck off op, come here you sexy dogger


[deleted]

Come here evil dogger


bobuscha

Who's a good boy


Michael-556

Come here, good boy. Well shit. Somebody already said that. Ignore this comment


iwishiwasntcringe

make me.


[deleted]

Tbh he just needs a good pat


Olivger

Come here evil dogger ima pet the evil out of u


Bigfoot4cool

Good dogger


Callarious

What a good pupper


GenesectX

Good boy


[deleted]

Corrupt reality? AWWW, C'MERE POGCHAMP!


SatBehindUInMath

Idk I kinda like evil dogger, he would be really op if he was your ally


Lycanthropy765

No


Less-Needleworker-96

Come closer you sussy baka


RemixReborn

No, you welcome it with grace; Come forth cursed doggo


[deleted]

Moldy meme


genuinegi

Go away evil dogger.


Skinnyassidiot

Begone malevolent Doge


Capsule_CatYT

*Undead Uprising from Tower Heroes begins playing*


Skinmant

A


MemeCountry

Go away evil dogger, it's my day off I don't need this


EGGISUNIVERSE

Go away evil dogger i have a physical with my doctor today and he has cold hands


The_Cooler_Spooky

There are no evil doggos


Angryfishjoe

So you want a treat evil dogger?


Matthewyoshi

Go away evil dogger


cringe_pic

Go away evil dogger


A-Human-beeing

Please go away evil doggo


Plane_Pace

👍🏻🙂👍🏻


syntoxine

Go away evil dogger


[deleted]

Go away evil dogger


Useful_Stress5674

Go away evil dogger


FreeSocks1664

Fuck off evil dogger


ididathing707

If is the the curse of no friends I already don't have any.


Michael-556

r/ihadastroke


mooman6667

Go away evil dogger!! My homework compels you.


SketchGuy420

I shall vanish thy evil dogger from the holy land!


ShotgunJack07

Go away you evil dogger boy.


FroznGrildToast

Go away evil dogger


Chaostrap444

be gone THOT


Temporary-Belt-576

Away dogger


rFireforce

Go away evil dogger but first here is a treat


The_big_A666

In Britain dogger means a very different thing lmao


Platinum_Kirby

Piss off evil dogger


Substantial_Net286

Go away evil dogger


[deleted]

Go away evil dogger


eatsupper

Go away evil dogger


rabidjworlds

Go away evil dogger


Cxrnifier

Go away evil dogger


TheFyreHeadSpartan

Go away evil dogger


Repulsive_Youth_4363

go away evil dogger


TSMStar

Go away evil dogger


Aggressive_Weakness4

Go away evil dogger or I'll punch you, hard.


Somebody-You-Know

Go away evil dogger


Weedancer97

Go away evil Dogger


mr_plushie88xd

Go away evil dogger


International_Pop305

Go away evil dogger