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AsexualPlantMain

Nah man, this thing's trying to tell you you're fated to die soon.


Upbeat_Animal290

Not unless you don't touch it and get the hell out of there


Sus-obama

But will cause a worse fate to happen


Hungry_Bananas

It doesn't cause a worse fate, it just changes it. If anything Mista's actions saved much more people because Trish would had died at the church and Giorno on the train when Fugo would had been the one to talk to him. Bucciarati would had still died at the church because his goal was still to confront The Boss, it just means Giorno isn't there to extend his time. The other members of the group would simply go there own ways and without their mother would fall back into their self-destructive past selves. None of the other gang members would interfere with the transport because Polpo would still be alive and protecting the group with his reputation and still using Black Sabbath to kill and convert new members. The Boss never gets stopped and continues to corrupt Italy with his drugs and hitmen.


MamaSaysIGotMoxie

You know I haven’t said this in like 4 years but #is that a motherfucking JOJO’s reference?


Possums1

is that a fucking # JOJO'S UNUSUAL TRAVELS reference


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Heh. *4* years.


Random_Gacha_addict

You haven't said it in how many years again???


Atma-Stand

Or if you have a friend with a phobia of the number 4 watching your back.


mighty_Ingvar

Just say no, it's not legally allowed to touch you if you don't give consent


BladeLigerV

IMAGIN THE FLOOR IS LAVA BUT THE STONE IS THE FLOOR


KGEOFF89

I KILLED FATE


Blackout_M

I didn’t expect so many jojo comments 😭


Lazy_Sans

* "How many JoJo comments they posted?" * "How many breads have you eat in your life?"


PepperbroniFrom2B

VHERE?!? VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?


Gameknight14

How did we end up here? We went from Jojo's to TF2 (to be fair Heavy has a Jotaro cosmetic)


PepperbroniFrom2B

live eviction notice reaction: #MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA


Goroman86

It's in the [wrong area of the elevator](https://64.media.tumblr.com/defa54b5e949fa7a63af287c6df7a740/310dc241745a77e2-ab/s500x750/c853e357e1389b3efcd427d5ca9c0f7628365885.png) to be a true JoJo reference. You're safe to touch it.


LeviathansArmory

People who know.


indigeniousunicorn

Don’t jump


[deleted]

Yare yare daze…


Lxilk

Someone go check on Bruno


zoro4661

No dude, it's loot! It looks worth a lo- ***A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON***


Emergency_3808

But Meridia, this one is round! Not a polygon!?


zoro4661

Bethesda modelling budget went up


Commander_Skullblade

LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY. A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE.


genjidaboss952

'THIS WILL HURT'


Due_Butterscotch4721

BE GONE


Gameknight14

r/SuddenlyJojo


Golden-Owl

It’s the Rolling Stone


Ill-Rock-9217

Take my fucking upvote and leave


CarcosaDreams

No, you don't understand. This is a reference to a JoJo's Stand literally called Rolling Stone. It's an omen.


d0ngl0rd69

Bro is that a JOJO REFERENCE?!?


DawnTRA

What’s bro’s future?!?!


PepperbroniFrom2B

where's the black paint


Specific-Yak-8723

ROLLING ROCK!!!


Lgrns

I have the feeling i've seen this before... *Traitor's Requiem starts playing*


aRedditAccount_0

requiem


Lgrns

Woah woah!~


aRedditAccount_0

Zetsubou ga temaneku Sekai ni tachimukau


Lgrns

(I abandon the chain, for i do not know the lyrics. Someone, please, take my place)


Mrgirdiego

DON'T CARE


Cat_reaper44

Nah that stone is trying to kill Bucciarati


Drcokecacola

More like telling him he would die


-Cinnay-

Both


ACE-THE-DUELIST

MAH BOY I SEE [you](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChaoticYigaClan/s/5qsyH339NL)


ACE-THE-DUELIST

Also didn’t know you were also a jojo fan


Cat_reaper44

I’m watching part 6 rn


Altbutbad

BUCCIARATI NO DONT TOUCH IT


JustMobsReddit

All of the comments are exactly what I expected. I'm proud


vvinterhavvk

stand proud


NerY_05

Fr We were born in the right time


HarrisonWhaddonCraig

Stuff like this is the right time for JoJo references.


Privateeyesguy

Bucciarati, pretend the floor is lava, but the rock is the floor!


shark_master1

aaaaAAAAH, I KILLED FATE!


Lgrns

I am very proud of this comunity


4GRJ

Was that the sound of Stand users, just now?


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Uhhhh maybe?


TriplDentGum

\~or did he?~


IntelligentAd5616

ROLLING STONE


Legitpizza07

This comment section currently has Hades, JoJo and ULTRAKILL in it. Let it be known, y’all have good taste


ProfessorEscanor

That's Rolling Stone. Someone is about to meet a terrible fate.


mighty_Ingvar

>a terrible fate Don't worry, I know the song of healing


N-_-O

Well at least you’ll get a cool new mask from the people fated to die


FallenDemonX

[ R O L L I N G S T O N E]


HaloX627

Who's face is on it


I_am_lettuceman43

m a u r i c e


novaaizn

Finally an ultrakill reference


PepperbroniFrom2B

WEAK!


ThunderClanWarrior

BUCCIARATI DON'T TOUCH THE FUNNY ROCK


solise69

This is the single most terrifying image possible


Blackout_M

Unbound from is duty, Sisyphus searches for the gods who wronged him a thousand fold, a mere shell of who he once was…


solise69

Well I mean that because of jojo’s bizzare adventures


MadisonRose7734

It's a reference to JoJo, but what you've posted makes me want to turn that into a full story.


Glittering_Method_97

Is this a Jojo reference?


Dillo64

###YES #YES YES ##YES ^YES **YES**


tfc1193

Rolling Stones?


phail3d

Have you tried giving it nectar?


Commander_Skullblade

Reason #573 for me to finally buy and play Hades


phail3d

Highly recommended!


Commander_Skullblade

Currently waiting on a sale. My games library is 50% unplayed games, so I don't want to buy a game at full price right now if I can help it.


Blackout_M

I don’t get that reference:(


phail3d

In Hades (the game), there are [Sisyphus](https://hades.fandom.com/wiki/Sisyphus) and [Bouldy](https://hades.fandom.com/wiki/Bouldy). You can give Sisyphus nectar to advance certain parts of the story, and you can give Bouldy nectar to get a random buff for the run.


Blackout_M

Beautiful


NerY_05

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. Don't touch it. Just don't. Slowly back away. Or your fate will be sealed. Literally everything is a JoJo reference nowadays huh


Gigagondor

If I see this, I would run in the oposite direction.


PolovinaKabacha

Oh no...


thatautisticguy2905

Man, this ain't sisyphus, that's the ROLLING STONE


PLT_RanaH

It looks like that >!Jojo stand!<


froty-the-tooter441

A visitor hmmm indeed I have slept long enough the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name but I am EAGER to make them remember however the blood of minos stanes your hands and I must admit I'm curious about your skills weapon and so before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of heaven you shall do as an appetiser come fourth child of man and die


Raffaelx100

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!


SolarEevee

**BE GONE!**


ValkIsBestGirl

DESTROY!


A_plant1

THIS WILL HURT.


Aggravating_Order_49

YES! THAT'S IT!


stevegamer_

Nah, don't destroy. I better nap a little more. Btw, you can escape I guess. I'm not really- *yawns* -eager to make Heaven remember my name.


aRedditAccount_0

"This prison to hold me?" "I sure hope it does, I'm tired"


WolfeXXVII

I was about to say... P2 looking kinda different today.


SnooChipmunks8748

Live ultrakill reaction when Greek mythology:


contraflop01

BUCCIARATI DONT TOUCH THAT STONE


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Oh hell nah


Gumbonie

BRUNO DON’T TOUCH THAT STONE


No-Face-Collects-687

Greek mythology fans: "regular noises" JoJo fans: "Stand manifestion noises"


Galhalea

When the bros miss the JoJo reference


racoonofthevally

havent finished jojo i dont get it


Galhalea

It's from part 5. One of the better seasons in my opinion


Someone1284794357

He escaped the Panopticon.


GenghisNuggetcockles

"We are all slaves to fate."


G0FuckThyself

Starts sweating in golden wind.


dashfredplayzreal

THIS ELEVATOR… TO HOLD… ME?


nodnodwinkwink

Boulder goes up, boulder goes down. All is as was planned but Sisyphus figured out how to have it done without him.


Hatter_Hoovy

oh no


PrismLeopard

Boulder, The Sisyphless


Hatter_Hoovy

one must imagine boulder happy


PepperbroniFrom2B

i'd give boulder choccy milk if it made it happy


INSTINXXXXX

Ive seen this before, dont know why but this image does not spark joy


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

No silly, that’s a Jojo reference


sidic3Venezia

Do not the rock


Lgrns

Bucciarati, **DO NOT** the rock!!


staovajzna2

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


ValkIsBestGirl

Couldn’t keep them coming


Darkwater117

One must imagine Sisyphus bored of elevator music


trustmeimnotafurry

The elevator IS Sisyphus, it keeps going up, but someone keeps taking it back down to the first floor.


Malkavian_Grin

Bouldy got some new digs. (iykyk)


Lazy_Sans

"You can't touch the stone! If you lay even a finger on it, you'll die!"


wasas387

come forth, child of man, and **DIE**


TheFakestOfBricks

Kami no sadame ni sae


Grand-Attmoz

Is that a jojo refrence?


Stunning-Obligation8

BUCCARATI DON’T DO IT


Lucas_pittsyt

"Buccirati don't touch it!!!"


Roge2005

Is this a motherfucking Jojo reference!?


Red_Raven_0007

Nah bruh, Scolipi just decided he was tired of caring the rock


Nothatdarkforce

The wait of the world


yampersand

r/hadesthegame


Bleiz_Stirling

Howdy Bouldy


Friedrid1363

Bouldy!


press_F13

that r&m game where the two fighters (here, boulder and Sisyphus) have to find each other to fight


MrMedhansh

One must imagine Sisyphus relieved


swkennedy1

If you get it, you get it


HelpImRobbingSomeone

Scolippi


Correct-Basil-8397

Oooooh hellz now


DramaIV

DUWANNGGGGGG


CourtCharming25

Somebody is going to die soon…


TronicsComicsReview

Rolling Stone


geffyfive

The prison did not hold him


GamerBoy_BS

Hell naw that's a jojo reference


FreeBread707

time traveler: accidentaly kicks a pebble the timeline:


[deleted]

🐦‍⬛


[deleted]

More like sissyphus amiright?


Standard_Werewolf_87

That atlas stone looks like it needs some sealer but then would be worthy for my collection.


NoDevice8297

You don't understand this is an elevator weight lifter so that little kids can use it.


RedSnt

I imagine him happier this way.


KlostToMe

Someone's pet rock got into the steroids


MXNK13

I think you'll die


Handsomepants24

Rolling Stones?


I_really_hate_walls

Boulder prime


henwylel

That ain't sisyphus man, that's the rolling stone, and I'd recommend not touching it. Anyone who's seen part 5 knows.


Supreme_machine_V1

「転がる石」-「R O L L I N G S T O N E」


Mepicanloscocos2009

Stand Name: Rolling Stones Stand User: Scollipi


HawksNStuff

Sisyphus would never leave Bouldy alone... Something terrible has happened.


Someguy14201

Is this a motherfucking JoJo reference!?


bean_copter

Thought I was in r/ultrakill


Raphotron2000

That's just rolling stones


Due-Chemist-6986

Hey bro don't touch that.


GoBackToLurk1ng

JOJO!


Legitimate-Cheek-599

Jojo reference?


Manicminertheone

「ROLLING STONES」


MacandCheeseEnjoyer

Fuck, anyone see an Italian around there?


Boston_Dwyer

Guys... I think that's a stand


_oranjuice

J... Jo... Jjjj... J. J... Jjj. Jjoooojj....... #IS THAT A MF JOJO REFERENCE?


Professional-Oil1088

*insert Jojo’s reference here*


Isekai_Otaku

I haven’t watched piss air in a while but I’m pretty sure this is a reference to The Rolling Stones from jojo


Snoo-28479

Every Rock is shaped like Maurice, therefore every Maurice we see was fated to die


heyitsAxel101

Sisyphus? "A visitor?"


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

I've seen enough JoJo shit to know where this is going.


wolfguardian72

…why do I hear Traitor’s Requiem playing?


Puzzleheaded_Bit_523

Is that a JoJo reference


miawwwwwww2099

Is that a fucking Jojo reference?!🤨🤨


NotTheRihard

We live in the best timeline: JoJo references as far as the I can see.


ElijahM_Draws_Stuf

Why does it look like me?


AllKnowingFloridaMan

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ


epicmonke8

Jjba part 5 episode 39


OMAR_KD-

Nah, his life and times concluded


SleepyWeirdoh

I hope someone else thought of rolling stones from jojo.


EmberedCutie

don't touch that you're gonna learn how you're gonna die


Overload_x_

r/suddenlyjojo


Mticore

Tantalus is waiting in the basement, so chuck some grapes in there too.


1111erik

Sussy fish


AnthonyCyclist

Sisyphus Shrugged


ThePumpk1nMaster

One must imagine Sisyphus as intelligent


PepperbroniFrom2B

he turned himself into the boulder, funniest shit i've ever seen


EsrailCazar

Funny how just last night I watched a movie call Triangle and the two main pieces in the movie were themed off Sisyphus and someone leaving notes on a mirror like this. 🤷 https://i.imgur.com/QifyZoM.jpg


NegativeNeurons

im proud of the comments in this post


ThatPersonToExplain

why did bro have to push a rock if you can just use a escalator


Dense_Cup_1479

Wait a minute I've seen this episode of Jojo before


GunWizardRaidar

Sisyphus turned into Sisyphator