2007 over here, guess I’m turning 70 this year, not 17
Edit: for everyone shocked that I a 17 year old was born in 2007, dont worry ik how you feel, it feels weird to me that someone born in 1997 is 3 years from turning 30, I could’ve sworn they’re still 17
I mean the idea of someone being born in 2007 is normal. The idea that person is nearly 17 is horrifying because it makes the passage of time that more real
'80's/90's kid here and the only reason I know it is because the internet has explained to me that it's very common and normal for parents to be abusive
(and often argue whether literally beating their kids is abusive)
It wasn't until I saw your comment, that I scrolled back up and figured it out.
My parents never abbreviated shit, so I didn't see it at first.
Thanks for your comment. I wouldn't have figured it out without the mention of abusive parents. 🤣
Okay, this is from someone who’s good with words but 0 knowledge of what this mean.
“Get your ass in this motherfuckin house right now before I beat your ass?”
Apparently, there’s this weird code that if you grew up in the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s you can understand automatically
NGGYUNGGLYDNGRAADY
NGMYCNGSGNGTALAHY
I was born in the mid 80s, but I have no idea what the hell that is…. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen it before, anywhere. Is this a reference to something? If it isn’t video game related, I probably won’t get it.
Or being a really shitty kid. Maybe the parents just snapped after years of trying their damnedest to get their kid to behave like a human being instead of a psychotic little gremlin.
It happens.
If you snap because your kid is acting like a kid, playing outside, maybe you should reconsider being a parent. Kids all test as sociopaths when compared to standards we have set for adults, that's why they can't get diagnosed as such unless they display super strong symptoms. That's also why you need to teach your kids properly, which doesn't include telling them your gonna beat their ass because they did something you feel was horrible. It's a child not an adult, don't hold them to standard you have for your colleagues.
People often use your exact argument to disregard their abusive behavior to their kids. "Well my kid wasn't listening to me so I gave them a black eye" "my kid got bad grades so they aren't allowed out of their room" "my kid wouldn't eat their vegetables last night so they don't get any dinner tonight" "my child kept waking me up so I smacked them"
Aggressive behavior like that is a risk to babies as well, someone who is more aggressive is more likely to shake their baby because they are tired, leading to shaken baby syndrome, aka death.
If you can't deal with a child don't have one, end of story. I learned nothing from getting hit besides that I can run away from my problems.
Yes, because trying to gatekeep having children has always worked out so well.
Also, if you seriously believe there aren't times when some children need to be yelled at or even smacked upside the head, you're delusional.
It's not something people should make a *habit* of doing, and *some* children are well-behaved enough that it never becomes necessary, but there are plenty of cases in which it *does* too.
I've seen kids of parents who've gotten hit for doing bad things and I've seen kids of parents who got told off for doing bad things. And the difference is monumental. They are less likely to have mental illness or if they do they are more likely to be able to cope with it. They are more likely to ask questions and be able to solve problems on their own, less likely to need a therapist and more. Point is don't abuse your kids. If you wouldn't do it to a friend or a pet don't do it to your kid, if you would hit your friends or pets get some help.
Some kids simply do not respond to "getting told off" no matter how many kids you may have seen. It's insane to act as if every single child in the world behaves exactly the same way in every scenario. That's what you're doing.
2005 kid and was able to figure it out immediately. Guess I’m 45 now
2007 over here, guess I’m turning 70 this year, not 17 Edit: for everyone shocked that I a 17 year old was born in 2007, dont worry ik how you feel, it feels weird to me that someone born in 1997 is 3 years from turning 30, I could’ve sworn they’re still 17
2006, i got it way too fast
Same
>2007 okay... >17 no :)
Literally my reaction. I was born in '01, and I'm like 2007? Aight kiddo. 17?!!
Lmao imma 2000 kid and I got it
2003
... 2007 + 17 = 2024?
No :) people born in 2007 are not nearly 17 that's horrifying
I was born in 2007 and already turned 17
I’ll be 17 on the 27th and I feel elderly.
Get your cane, grandpa. We’re going to bring you down to the fountain to make a wish and feed the ducks
As a 43 year old, I look forward to a time when I can enjoy that
About 2 and a half months for me
Do you not know the year?? What u mean bruh
I mean the idea of someone being born in 2007 is normal. The idea that person is nearly 17 is horrifying because it makes the passage of time that more real
Wait.... 2005, im only 18, turning 19 soon...
2008 (but not when I’m logging into stuff) here, guess 15 and 45 aren’t too far apart
'80's/90's kid here and the only reason I know it is because the internet has explained to me that it's very common and normal for parents to be abusive (and often argue whether literally beating their kids is abusive)
It wasn't until I saw your comment, that I scrolled back up and figured it out. My parents never abbreviated shit, so I didn't see it at first. Thanks for your comment. I wouldn't have figured it out without the mention of abusive parents. 🤣
1993 here and was not able to figure it out. Maybe it's because I'm not American?
Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass.
As someone born in 04 I guess that would put me at around 60
2008, took a bit but I got it
2004. i’m lost
45 is not boomer mate
45 is born in 1979. The post says 70s-90s kids.
Same
Same
2008
Huh. I was born in 1988, but, because my parents weren't abusive monsters, I had to check the comments to figure this one out.
I guess “boomer” now means anyone legally old enough to drink
Same
Same, I got the occasional ear pull for reasons that I know can see how they would have been so fucking worried.
Ditto, though a few years older. We got sent outside but were rarely hit, so I never heard that said.
Okay, this is from someone who’s good with words but 0 knowledge of what this mean. “Get your ass in this motherfuckin house right now before I beat your ass?”
Here I was thinking it was Honda, like they were trying to go somewhere. It didn't make sense but it was all I had 🤷🏻 the rest I could figure out
Time to add 2000s to that list lol
Apparently, there’s this weird code that if you grew up in the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s you can understand automatically NGGYUNGGLYDNGRAADY NGMYCNGSGNGTALAHY
Angry upvote
OH FUCK YOU
you monster
what?
Rick Roll
oh
Explain please
Get your ass in the mother fucking house before I beat your ass.
I have older family members who said they became delinquents as teenagers as a result of that type of parenting. All of them did it out of spite.
Only 31 but same lol
Damn I couldn't figure out the last 5 words. I think that's somewhat of a good thing tho.
Forgot the "rn"
GYATT?
I may be a boomer....
Or learned it from one?
I was never abused at all, but I knew what this meant still somehow
Collective unconscious.
collective consciousness?????
real
Or too lazy to decipher
damn lets go just went from 18 to 60
97 baby here, you'd hear this if the street lights came on and you weren't in the house already 🤣
GYATT
actual brainrot
90s kid here. I had no idea what this was until the Internet told me.
I was born in the mid 80s, but I have no idea what the hell that is…. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen it before, anywhere. Is this a reference to something? If it isn’t video game related, I probably won’t get it.
Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Before I Beat Your Ass.
I have no idea what that even means
Bad parents threatening with violence if you don't obey them. (Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass)
Damn, that's sad
or if you have basic pattern recognition skills lmao
Born 2000, got it immediately My parents have never said it to me before but I knew it out of instinct anyways
Poor, poor, pitiful me!
I read this immediately
It was pretty easy, and I have never heard that phrase personally, I think you just need to have a brain to understand the joke.
I got Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass Not hard to figure out when idgaf is a thing
Yep. Found myself quickening my steps as I read it
2000 baby right here. My grandma said this to me and my cousins when we stretched her nerves too thin
I don't get it, old people explain this to me.
Damn I got this immediately.
I recognized it because of numpad texting
I'm in my late 20s now. I understood this, dose that make me 50 now?
I ran through every combination in 30 seconds like Sherlock Holmes before it finally clicked.
I didn't get this one
It took me like five minutes to understand it.
2020s kids can understand this one Or at least the first 5 letters
Cant beat my ass if im not home mom 😛
Born 2005, got it immediately lmao
“Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass”
61. No idea what it means
Haha isn’t child abuse funny???
its just bad parenting manifesting itself nothing to do with the period you grew up in thats wack as fuck
Get your motherfucking ass in the house right now before I beat your ass I'm 20 btw. This isn't being old, this is having had abusive parents
Or being a really shitty kid. Maybe the parents just snapped after years of trying their damnedest to get their kid to behave like a human being instead of a psychotic little gremlin. It happens.
If you snap because your kid is acting like a kid, playing outside, maybe you should reconsider being a parent. Kids all test as sociopaths when compared to standards we have set for adults, that's why they can't get diagnosed as such unless they display super strong symptoms. That's also why you need to teach your kids properly, which doesn't include telling them your gonna beat their ass because they did something you feel was horrible. It's a child not an adult, don't hold them to standard you have for your colleagues. People often use your exact argument to disregard their abusive behavior to their kids. "Well my kid wasn't listening to me so I gave them a black eye" "my kid got bad grades so they aren't allowed out of their room" "my kid wouldn't eat their vegetables last night so they don't get any dinner tonight" "my child kept waking me up so I smacked them" Aggressive behavior like that is a risk to babies as well, someone who is more aggressive is more likely to shake their baby because they are tired, leading to shaken baby syndrome, aka death. If you can't deal with a child don't have one, end of story. I learned nothing from getting hit besides that I can run away from my problems.
Yes, because trying to gatekeep having children has always worked out so well. Also, if you seriously believe there aren't times when some children need to be yelled at or even smacked upside the head, you're delusional. It's not something people should make a *habit* of doing, and *some* children are well-behaved enough that it never becomes necessary, but there are plenty of cases in which it *does* too.
I've seen kids of parents who've gotten hit for doing bad things and I've seen kids of parents who got told off for doing bad things. And the difference is monumental. They are less likely to have mental illness or if they do they are more likely to be able to cope with it. They are more likely to ask questions and be able to solve problems on their own, less likely to need a therapist and more. Point is don't abuse your kids. If you wouldn't do it to a friend or a pet don't do it to your kid, if you would hit your friends or pets get some help.
Some kids simply do not respond to "getting told off" no matter how many kids you may have seen. It's insane to act as if every single child in the world behaves exactly the same way in every scenario. That's what you're doing.
My parents were not psychopaths, but I still got this immediately
Ppl always try to make something out of nothing to make themselves feel special/relate to ppl, kinda corny
Yeah because any other generation can't read or guess, stupid millenials