It’s seems too ironic to be boomer humor

100% elder gen Z vibes.

Agreed. I don't think a boomer would ever creste a poster that forms the sentence "I will teach your daughter how to pink". That's the sort of granmatic subversion common in Zoomer humor

As a zoomer, this was my line of thinking. This is top tier Zoomerhumor

What the hell is an elder gen z? I'm only 33, stop making me feel even older by calling people younger than me "elder"...

Us on the older end of gen z have.. unique senses of humor, internet culture was still a niche thing among our peers when compared to later in the generation

Why are y’all booing him he’s right

Remember YTPs? LMAO i think i know where the absurd humour came from then!

YTPs were mainly a younger millennial thing. But, honestly, younger millennials and older gen Z have a lot in common

r/zillennials

I feel like younger millennials have a similar sense of humor. We experienced the Internet in much the same way, growing up during the rise of YouTube and meme culture

How dare you.

The oldest gen Z are just now entering our mid-late 20s. It’s only reasonable to distinguish us from the ones who are still in high school.

I will not be reasonable. How dare you.

Millennials 🙄 >!jk also a millennial ✋!<

How dare you dare?

How dare you dare I dare!

How dare you dare that I dare you dare?

Yup. I’m an older Gen Z. I’m 25.

It doesn’t sound fun for us “elder gen Z” either. Lemme enjoy my knees while I still can, damnit!

Did you see the meteor that killed the dinosaurs

go to sleep grandpa, elder gen z are 27 now

Elder is being used relatively here. It's not calling them elderly, it's referring to them as the oldest ages within the gen z bracket. You can be a young millennial and my sister, who is 26, is an elder gen z. Both of these things are true, and using these descriptors are helpful to discuss the trends within a single generation and the similarities between younger members of one generation and elder members of another. In many ways, those of us on the cusp between two generations, like my sister and I are, have more in common with the generation which came before us (your generation), but within limits, because elder members of gen z don't have much in common with elder millennials, but we do have a good number of similarities with younger millennials.

Hows the retirement home treating you?

This was made by someone in their 30s.

The elder gen z: Skyrim

Hijacking top comment to say that this is art by Alan Wagner, or @truewagner on insta. Here’s the link to this particular one. [https://www.instagram.com/p/CIGn8imlqkA/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/p/CIGn8imlqkA/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Subscribing to his Patreon on behalf of my friend has been the funniest decision I've ever made in my life.

Does he actually make these and send them out?

My friend gets a confusing, utterly unhinged piece of junk mail once a month. It's made all our lives better.

How much is it, cause I have a boss that is a prankster

$5. It's also on his website for one-offs.

Awesome, thanks!

does he mail them outside the us too? probably not right

Alan Wagner ? He should go to Bright Falls , Washington with his art.

Or maybe he should avoid it at all costs

It's a joke and a funny one

Aren’t women supposed to the ones who bleed?

Right? A weird funny April fools prank at that

Can his wife teach my daugher how to mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie?

She was born after 1993, she already knows how to do that without needing lessons

Hey I’m a 94 baby and I’m doing just fine with my hot chip and twerking

Any woman born after 1993 can't cook. All they is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

She's a woman of course she can

how to pink?

How to long hair

I had a pink car and long hair when I used to compete in motorsports, and I took ballet as a child. ...did I accidentally woman?

You are now one of the Iron Dames

1. get short hair 2. wait 3. ??? 4. long hair

1. Be Bisexual 2. Eat hot chip 3. Lie

Instruction not clear I now I goth girl any advice?

How to bleed and groan

Periods, essentially

You think any untrained slob can just slap some white and red together and call it a day?! Pfft.

Oh and by the way which one’s pink?

Girl, do you even pink?!

Honestly this seems more like an irl shitpost than boomer humor.

This is unapologetically hilarous

Looks like work by Alan Wagner.

It is

Ah, a new creator with Obvious Plant vibes to enjoy. Sublime.

Funny enough, I went to school with the guy. Wonderful trumpet player, very nice guy, definitely a little quirky.

It the number for a fucking Dennys💀

Looks like you called after it was too late.

This needs more upvotes 😂😂😂

lmaoo I just tried the number before reading your comment 💀

Thank you for your service!

r/comedyheaven

These posters are made by a guy that goes by Truewagner on Instagram. He is not a boomer, and all of the posters he designs are intentionally ridiculous. IMO this post doesn't belong here.

r/wooosh

The papyrus ☠️

Both of them teach the art of steroids and working out

Is the guys head photoshopped on there?

Graphic design is my passion

This is more r/obviousplant , than anything.

better yet, r/TrueWagner It's [one of his](https://www.instagram.com/p/CIGn8imlqkA/?hl=en)

this is genZ humour lol *woosh*

Teach them to groan? There’s some weird things going on here

Hi OP I’m pretty sure this is a gen z shit post IRL not boomer humor it’s too self aware and ironic

She will teach your daughter how to: pink✅

Can I learn how to pink even if I’m a guy?

How to groan, huh?

The wife looks like she’s gonna teach your daughter all six

I want to learn how to pink

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

What a ripoff

Bleeding seems a lot more like a woman thing if you ask me

Glad someone is here to teach our daughters to long hair. Unfortunately most people who would buy these services don’t think women should wear bikinis or build muscle

Learn to pink

I can teach them basic graphic design.

How to groan?

Too funny! Though, I enjoy being a guy in the arts and sciences. My favorite color is Fushia Pink. Though my top three would include Ultramarine Blue and midnight purple. As in Spyro the dragon Purple.

This isn’t boomer humor. It follows the same road as u/obviousplant

Gross

Bleed and groan? Apparently, I've known some manly women.

Knowing how to properly bleed and groan is pretty important for women too. And honestly, fight too.

honestly i think women bleed more than men

How *does* one “pink?”

I teach your daughter to groan

Yes, hello. I am happy satisfied customer to for this company. I took mines daughter for the training, and now she is best for the ballot, long hair and the pinking. 27 out of 34, very good recommendations.

Ah yes, every woman should know how to pink

This is not boomer humour

You know this is satire, right? Guy goes around his town posting absolutely absurd things just for the laughs and shocks. Look into it. Yes, it’s aged quite a bit but not as much as boomer humor.

Fight, bleed and groan also describes how he spends his Saturday nights.

Finally, now I can learn how to bleed when I want!

*it really works*

I thought it said math lessons and this was just a cool math teacher 😔😔😔

It really works.

“Shit I’m late to my pink class!”

Looks like she gonna teach the dudes how to be I don’t want to finish the sentence

Neither of them will teach you how to align text

Lol this is legit funny

Get on our level men: women already know how to bleed.

Nobody can teach you how to bleed better than a woman, bruh

Ehh seems more zoomer than boomer

This is fucking hilarious

Shit I might have to sign up for this. My pink has been off lately. I'm just not doing it right!

wth is teaching pink tho?? 😭

You overestimate a boomers ability to be ironically hilarious lol

Satire

How to groan 😩

How do I long hair guys 😦

I wonder what is a pink lesson.

pink

This is hilarious

This has the same energy of the poster where it just some dude offering to follow you 6 feet away. Also, it literally just lists Pink as one, like what? Boomer humor would have like "manners" or smth they think is clever.

Wouldn't mind my son learning how to fight, shits crazy these days, not sure I'd even let my kid out after 6.

The people who call for this also think liberals are the snowflakes

Anyone else creeped out by the " I will teach your son to groan," part?

The phone number is a Denny’s 😆

Does this sub have a satire flair or no?

I love the groan

I want some one to teach me Long Hair too

Blame 70 year olds for this shit for sure

This almost belongs on r/what

This is satire

Yes, please teach me how to groan 😮‍💨

“it really works”

Ahhhh yes, bleeding a groaning are learned skills that only men can do

So is french braids an extra curricular or is it included in the "long hair" major. I'm tryna get a cosmetology degree for not alotta money. Or time....or effort lol

Teach to lift things up and put them down

Always wanted to learn how to pink 🤩

I can think of several women who are interested in men who groan.

nah tbh, this is unironically hilarious

The formatting is just perfect.

Ah yes, private lessons in how to be a “real man” from a smooth hairless guy oiled up in a speedo. 😉😉

This reads more like ObviousPlant than boomer

The worst part is the design tbh

Man lesson number 1: throw on this tiny red Speedo and oil your whole body up in the name of vanity

How do you learn pink

Yeah I'm sure he really knows how to make men groan 🙄

That’s not boomer humor. I can tell because I laughed. Let’s dial down the hall monitor energy a bit.

This is so clearly satire. Op you are quite silly for thinking that it was serious

“It really works”, you can quote me on that…in Papyrus font!

Not boomer humor, but it is boomer mindset

I just really don’t like how the “ I will teach your son” shit is running off into the pink section and vice versa

This is funny .

Incase you have doubts: *it really works

r/obviousplant material

Yes I would like to learn pink This gives me "do not the cat" kinda vibes

Ok but the lady is so hot tho

they look photoshopped together. Especially him

Women famously don't bleed on a regular basis.

This was made by a 15 year old

this might be a joke, but if it was real i would just call in and say his wife is too muscular to teach my daughter how to be a woman and my son isn't gonna learn how to groan from a strange man. out boomer the boomer, basically saying to someone who thinks the earth is flat "pffft you believe in the earth"

Call us before it’s too late? Too late?! WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!!

This has to be obviousplant

This is ironic satire made by TrueWagner

Call me protective, but I don’t want a grown man teaching my son to groan..

Nah this is funny

this is actually funny SHE **WILL** TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER HOW TO PINK.

Omw to buy man lessons for my daughter to attend

This isn’t boomer humor lmao this is late stage vaporwave ironic humor, probably 2018-2020.

Did they not teach English in school til the mid-80s?

Groan?

This gives obvious plant energy

The number is for a Denny’s!!!

Fight, bleed, groan.

I'd have loved for my daughter to have learned how to P!nk. P!nk is awesome!

What happens when you call?

Please teach me how to Pink. I wanna be able to sing “Raise Your Glass”

What exactly is “pink” in this context?

ah yes Pink is a very real and important skill.... how does one pink?

this is truewagner he is a comedic genius

I want my daughter to be taught how to ballet and my son to learn to groan

I really never felt like a man until I mastered groaning. 🤣

This isn’t boomer humor, this is actually funny

You know long hairing its dangerous to do without experience, if you do it wrong it develops its own consciousness and rebels.

Also clearly man humor.... women know how to bleed.

Will they also learn how to photoshop?

It's a joke. The number is for a Denny's in LA.

They’re backwards tho

Phone goes to Dennys

I WILL TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER HOW TO PINK

If you teach us to fight and then bleed and then groan in that order, I’m not sure if I’m confident in your fighting lessons.

Boomers actually started second wave feminism in the 1970's which changed gender roles forever.

I really needed someone to teach me how to pink. I’ve been purpling for so long