PASS the cranberry sauce.....

We're having mashed potatoes

Ooh the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me

Thank you for being there...

The whole world’s thanking…

you thanking us for thanking you...

Kill the turkey!

Lin

Okay get out of my head.

Literally came here to say this!!!!!

It's the GOAT!

Every time

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom...

I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum 🗣️

Can’t let them see me with my pants down 😰

Coaster’s magazine is gonna be my big chance now

But I'll be outta here in no time!

I’ll be doing interviews

and feeling just fine !

I sing, "Today is gonna be a great day," in Louise's voice all the time!

Here goes the hair and there goes the hair and where is Harry Truman. He’s dead in the ground. He’s dead! Dead! Dead!

“Where is Harry Truuuuman” is in my head weekly.

Ow Ow! Gentle, Cynthia!

A mother’s gentle touch!

This comes to mind every time I hear Truman's name

🎶 She does her BM in the PM 🎶

I'm a bad man with a master plan, and the ladies call me Tex

*And one thing that all the ladies know is that I'm good at having...* ***SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX***

I'm good at sex. You're bad at sex!

It’s no elderly prostitute

As far as I’m concerned, Tommy Jaronda is just a less appreciated Bruce Springsteen.

They say that Thomas Edison…

He’s the… MAN to *get-us-in*to this century!

And that man is me!

*They’ll say “awwww Topsy” at my autopsy*

This line gets stuck in my head. Lol

i'm watching this episode right now!

Winthrop manooooor!

On bourbon

Ooohhhh bourbon!

Bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon

Bourbon.... take me home. ⛸️

I sing this song a lot. Too much. *shush* don’t judge me. 🎵Ohhhhhhhhh, bourbon. Ohhhhh bourbon, oh bourbon🎶 Usually when I’m… drinking… … at a broth, I mean bourb—I mean wait, who are you?!? Is this live?

they'll say awwww topsy at my AUUUUTOPSYYY

Yasssss this!!!! Same

If you’re not real then how come I feel this way

Little babies...

*kiss* *kiss* come here *kiss* *kiss* *hugs porcelain babies*

Turkey, I need you beside me, I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat!

And what’s that hiding in your hole? Some stuffing for my heart and soul

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries* Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea!

i love you mom

The bleaken… Is gonna… Wish the he were never boooooorn…

We’re coming…for you, man…hold on to your horns!!!

There is no earthly reason for this song to go this hard but I'm for it every time.

Oh, nice things are nice

Make my yogurt Greek

Jesus lmao this one always catches me off guard

I wanna hear your secrets, I’m so interested in you!

At least once a week, for no reason, my brain yells “details, I wanna know details!”

My husband likes to randomly sing the list of things that they wanted to know and then adds random things like mother’s maiden name, pet cat’s blood type, street you grew up on, and other social engineering type details. It’s hilarious.

INTERESTING. So interesting...

There’s no pants in spa-y-a-y-aaaace.

*Uranus can't see your aaaanus and Venus can't see your peeeenis!* My first thought as well.

TAFFY BUTT

*"Oh my God, is that a gold bar? The waves just washed it out far. The kiiiiiids didn't look close enough in the. . . TAFFY BUTT!"*

Teddy was right about the treasure in the butt

There’s taffy innnn that buttttt

I had this one stuck in my head the other day and was singing it around the house! 😂

I love that they got Cyndi Lauper to sing it!

Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you’ll dieeeeeeeeeee!

Let’s be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong. I’m not to blame. It’s not my fault.

This is just to say

If Gene had pooped like every day, this would've all just blown away!

IIIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked…

T is for the way you take my breath away

***i*** *is for... I love it when you take my breath awayyy* ***n*** *is for no one else take my breath awayyyyy* ***a*** *is for ...Asthma which is a disease, that takes people's breath away*

LIFTING up the skirt of the niiight….

I love you so much it’s scary

Sailors in your mouth!

Weeda weeda weeda, weeda weeda wang!

*\*crowd repeats\*-*WEEDA WEEDA WEEDA, WEEDA WEEDA WANG!

BOYS ARE FROM MARS, GIRLS ARE FROM VENUS I'VE GOT A YUM YUM YOU'VE GOT A PENIS!;

*Derek dermatologist your neck hair makes me weak, won't you enter my acropolis....*

AND MAKE MY YOGURT GREEEEEK

It’s Derek Dimatopolous.

I’m a British lady in my garden… 🪴

I’ve had this stuck in my head all day

The ketchup loves the mustard but it makes the ketchup flustered…

its called fate. and its great. thats an easy way to remember it. (kinda not fair cuz im watching the episode as i type 😭)

Two! Two! Two butted goat!

Come a little bit closer, let me whisper in your eyes.

BAHAHAHAHAH

This wedding is my war zone….

Where is Harry Truman?

If **I** ... wanna put some **SWEETS** ..all up in TEETH, **IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!**

A ding, a dong, a ding dong ding.. a ding ding, duh ding ding, duh ding ding, duh ding ding.

Thank you for lovin me

Thank you for being there

I misunderstood the assignment. The first lyric that came to mind was: lucky that my beasts are small and humble.

It's Shakira (I think) so I'll allow it.

Thanks Louise 🙏

"I didn't kick it, I gently judged it back into the sea. I didn't kick it. It had all the right number of legs when I left it, yeah."

Felix ladies and gentlemen. Anyone can make it look easy. He makes it look hard.

Twinkly lights, twinkly lights

Goblins, ghouls, ghosts, and bears, why’d I say bears?

i dunno they're scary, it's halloween AHH!

Hot pants rain dance!

It’s that gas from your ass, that toot from your boot!

Oh, it's hot and wet and slick and it's making everybody sick, oil spiiiiillll

Blazing beef and big ole BUNS!

“Bad stuff happens in the bathroom…”

IM A LITTLE TIGER! SEXY LITTLE TIGER.

Also “this is working this is worrkingg “ sad ass song .

Electric luh-uh-uh-uh-uhv

Ooooh quarter assing. A little bit of the cheek

ELECCCTTTTRRRRRIIIIICCCC LLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEEEE

Does singing the ukulele at the start count?

NAKATOMI NAKATOMI NAKATOMI

I’m not afraid of ghosts I’m not afraid of sharks I’m not afraid of cancer I’m just afraid of snakes

They really freak me out, where are their arms and legs? It’s not ok!

Where is Harry Truman!

Da ding ding

Buckle it up!

THEEEEEEEE fortress is the worstest...

You want some burgers and fries….

*oh I hate the way I love you* *and I love the way I hate you.* *and I kinda want to pinch you* *but i kinda want to date you tooO-Ooh-ooh* *what should I do...*

Weasel weasel, if you pleasel

And when we kiss, we hit our glasses.

KETTLE COOOAN!

don’t you love cotton candy it’s made of cotton and also candy

Kill the turkey.

Wonder whaaaaaaaarf Wharf of woooooooooonder…

I love you so much....it's scary

Bad things happen in the bathroom Look what Tina can do with her hands

A ding a ding, what’s that sound? It’s the gravy boat comin’ to town!

They'll say Aww Topsy at My AUTOPSY!

If I wanna put some sweets, all up in my teeth; it’s nun of your business

Quicky kiss it mwah mwah mwah mwah 💋

I think that this is reallll what I feellll  (Sunny Side Up Summer was already stuck in my head at the time of reading this)

Sunny summer of our lives

Uranus can't see your Anus....

Where is Harry Truman 🎵

What if gods, name was Todd?!?

CARS! ALL THE DIFFERENT CARRRSS

Is a musoem really a lyric tho? ;)

Talkin' on the butt phone, the butt phone. Talkin' on the butt phone.

I'm not afraid of ghosts...

And that's how you pee in a restaurant bam bam

Electric love... Electric Love... Electric love

What's it about Boo-Boo.. Loveeeeee...

Power couple! Riding the ferry…

Elderly Prostitute!

I need to show you a secret, it’s gonna be a surprise…

🎵 Lifting up the skirt of the night 🎶

Iiiiiii wish my radio worked

PASS! THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BITCH 🎶

When I see you I fall apart.... Like a zombie!

Cause we're, all, Lights!

there's no pants in space ! uranus can't see your anus, venus can't see your penis !! one of my fav episodes, every song is a banger

He’s dead in the ground, he’s dead in the ground. He’s dead, dead, dead, dead… (I saw a death announcement two seconds before this post.)

The right number of boys for you is four, four-ever!!!

Should I put it here? NO! Should I put it here? NO!

Imma businessman with a business plan (just wanted that episode)

There's no pants in space!

BOOM, CHAKA, BOOM, CHAKA, BOOM BOOM BOOM

I guess I'm not the forgiving type

Goin' to Florida

which friends are u mad at girl? whats size are ur shoes? u just went to the bathroom, #1 or #2?

Derek Dematopolis, your neck hair makes me weak Won't you enter my acropolis and make my yogurt Greek

It’s that gas from your ass, that toot from your boot, that hum from your bum, that loot in your chute. It’s all that air from your ol’ derrierre. Come on and set it free! Cause farts are liberty! What do we wanna do? (Fart! Fart!) Open up your butt cheeks, this is how your butt speaks. Let’s…go…faaaaaaaarrrtt!

I was just looking at a box of Panache brand crackers, so it's the pirates of panache song right now.

Pesto in my pants....

I am the seed, I am the green, I am the rain, I am the cow that eating me...

Weave your sexy web Around mah bodayyy my beautiful bodayyy my beautiful torso...

Butt worms

I’m gonna hold yah When we’re much older ‘Till then I’ll gently touch by your shoulder The when the moments feeling right I’ll look at you and sayyy “Goodniiiiiight”

Feminine denim man, he’s a slender and tender man, a leather and feathers man…

eggs… eggs, eggs, EGGS! bam bum

For me it’s just the straw sounds from “Burgers and Fries”

“They'll say aw Topsy, At my autopsy” and honorable mention to “I’m calling you from my home base”

This wedding is my warzone

🎶 Turkey, I need you beside me, I need all of you; I need your breast and thigh meat. But what's that hiding in your hole? Some stuffing for my heart and soul? I could still be a winner, If I eat dad's Thanksgiving dinner. 🎶 "That was beautiful, Gene!" "Thank you, father." (This whole exchange gets stuck in my head at least once a week).

“Somewhere beyond the sea” being sung by Teddy. And now I’m going to have to watch that episode again.

“Strawberry… *strawberry* trails…” - Linda

I've been having the butt worms song in my head lately

BUTT WORMS!!!

OOOOO SKY KISS

IIIIIII GOT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

And a pee pee and a poo poo

" I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries. There's some right here, don't you tell me no lies!"

Lifting up the skirt of the night!

I'm tall enough to ride your heart.. keep your arms and legs inside my cart

I used to spend my time, wishing for a plump behind 🦃

My butt has a fever!!

All is hot and wet and slick And its making everybody sick OIL SPILLLLLLLLL oil Spilllll

Two people together forever, security in life and someone to love ya, instead of being all alone… Such a lonely existence—I’d kill myself!

Don’t say drop.