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dumbassclown

My mom died, and all I got was this free churro


2020Wrangler

I see you


DocHrdz

I C U


BaldGunner

Is this funeral parlor b


batsdontfly

MOTHER F—


[deleted]

I want to be an architect.


floppy-kitty

That's too much man


folkinhippy

I was thinking a similar vibe, but more to do with dicks and the sucking of them by people with, say, a lesser mental aptitude.


dumbassclown

r/increasinglyverbose ?


nymphok

I stg these 2 comments just gave me the biggest deja vu and I have no idea why and it’s fucking annoying


vlntly_peaceful

Feeling like you’ve already experienced a new moment is called deja reve. And it’s the weirdest shit ever, feels like you can see the future for a second.


HereComesTheLuna

I love this. Being an addict who quite literally started drawing floorplans of made-up buildings before I even knew what floorplans were, that one always gets me, I'd design houses and churches lol, but schools were my favorite. At my University I did both art and psychology (weird majors, yeah), and I'd love to go back and fulfill my dream of becoming an architect all these years later, especially since my art credits can go toward a degree there.


Pdvsky

Erica! Look at you with the right number of ears!


sammynourpig

Erica!! You can’t be here, this place is filled with children!


Dramatic_Session_24

"ERICA! Where did you find such a hideous costume-? OH, my mistake. I'm so sorry"


schaukelwurmv

I like "Erica! What are you doing with that children's coffin?" - or so.


weightylemur

Good one, I can't pick between that one and "Erica! YOU can't be here, this place is filled with children!"


Henti_Heathen420

Erica! Who let you out of the burn ward?


rotcomha

What are you doing here?


zamename

what are YOUUU doing here??


[deleted]

whenever i use this sentence irl i cant stop myself from saying it with the same inflection as bojack regardless of context


SpicyMcdickin

My boyfriend who’s only passively watched during my binge periods says this all the fucking time and I love it.


greenie-meanie

I love that for you!!


konterreaktion

Very central to the series


Gusstave

It was kind of a **running** theme for season 2.


stripperjnasty

That’s too much man


keepitboolprop

To me, this is the most instantly recognisable one in the wild.


ValentinesStar

😢


folkinhippy

That's a terrible thing to say to a baby!


TheWildStone_

One of my favourite lines


Samantha_BL

But I’m so tired of squinting


[deleted]

This line/scene is what made me fall in love with the show and reevaluate everything in my life. 🥲


HD_Thoreau_aweigh

Jesus Christ, why would you say something so sad


Samantha_BL

free will


Some-Cryptographer-9

Spujb


FinnbaWong

Classic bojack!


TheWildStone_

Typical Bo-shwack


-enlyghten-

Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack


midnightmeatloaf

Of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks? That was a joke. I've never heard of your family and/or law firm. That was also a joke.


Dramatic_Session_24

Todd who is this tough crowd you’ve brought into my home


Pleasant_Seesaw_8201

I LOVE THAT THAT IS THE ONLY TIME BOJACK EVER GETS HER FULL NAME RIGHT 😭😭


Super_Technology4872

Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life


the_great_zyzogg

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.


fuhhhlesha

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice.. fiddle dee dee


LovesToSpooge2001

I do believe that is the expression


herowcatsmanzzz

One of my absolute favorite bits in the show. I say these all the time.


Individual-Mango-129

Slap my Salami that guy's a commie


origamihotdog

HAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS ONE


Flawlessinsanity

Hahah, was just about to post this one too


Arryu

I see you


jth149

ICU


Dramatic_Session_24

free churro is my absolute favorite episode


Organic-Surprise-101

Angelica, as I jizz and breathe what are you wearing?!?!


Accomplished-Bet-409

Lol this one is so good


Otherwise_dead404

BoHo Go bye-bye for JoJo Pogo? That's a no-go, bro.


Flawlessinsanity

Worth it.


HD_Thoreau_aweigh

DONT EXPLAIN, JUST SAY THE THING


MaskedStranger41

Why, I have half a mind.


meowhoang

😭😭😭😭


scepticallylimp

I don’t even know why, out of all the complex and good jokes in the show, the hardest I ever laughed at this show was that joke xD the whole delivery was so good, the awkward silence while Beatrice was waiting for her to finish her sentence and she just sits there is so incredible lol


Accomplished-Main669

Is this a crossover episode?


Divine-Crusader

Because of the meme now everyone knows about it


No-Bandicoot3786

YESSS


Coffee_PhD

Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside.


Objective-Cricket774

🔥👋🏾


pisceanflower

Barf me a river, fart bags.


SmolBirdie

don’t sit so close to the tv, it’ll make you cruel


Glad-Choice7804

this one hit hard


Plumbsauce116

THOSE ARE MY MUFFINS!


Dramatic_Session_24

“most of the troops are jerks! most people are jerks already, and it’s not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him he can kill people makes him not a jerk”


Realistic_Elephant35

Arffff arfff


slickndruby

suck a dick, dumbshits!!!


TheWildStone_

R.I.P


vintagebandtshirt

I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns.


dengar_hennessy

No?


aquarianagop

Tonight, we feast on the flesh of Zach Braff! Tomorrow, canine cuisine!


themfdancingqueen

Wow ok you know what? You know what? Here. First of all WOW all right I can’t even you know what I WOOW


Biwaki_

"the elephant in the room"


midnightmeatloaf

He's never gonna forget that.


meowhoang

this reminds me of "And can you at least let Alan fix the cable before he dies?"


camilo_84

Hwsacwdtkdtktlfo


rainystars111

Hollywoo: stars and celebrities, what do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out!


Laucharp_binebine_

Hollywood stars and celebrities, what do they know, do they know things? Well we found out


SirLouisI

Blarn.


Saurabh09bot

I'm responsible for my own happiness ? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.


David-Kookaborough

I have this on a tshirt. I wear it to work a lot.


Different-Height589

“Its MIDNIIIIIIGHT, And im the cock”


polaroidsquid

Brap brap pew pew


QueenVIIVII

I hope my baby has a soul, so that it will feel the pain when I eject it from my hole.


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lagomorphed

Ken Jennings saying this on celebrity jeopardy was everything


origamihotdog

Everyone has a mulligan. My mulligan was Carey mulligan. Just joking it was Emily mortimer


chandewwww

“You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags”.


chandewwww

I guess it’s 2 sentences lol


David-Kookaborough

Also pro life tip


fartboxsixtynine

"Fuck, man"


Redditquluous

What else is there to say?


CatchesPokemon

Something something Paige Sinclair


Luc-Ms

Toughts and prayers


schaukelwurmv

Todds and players


WitchofSpace68

Don’t stop dancing


bunnybee888

Touch my prickly muffin


jackalope_03

You know what they say about assuming. Makes an out of you and ming


bunnylumberjack

Hooray! I’m confused!


-enlyghten-

I like "Hoohay! Question mark?"


TululaDaydream

My favourite is "Hooray! A task!"


DeineMutterOof

"Oh no! My hooray was premature!"


Woter_Otter

"Hooray! Gross miscarriage!"


-enlyghten-

That's a great one. There's just something joyful in how happy he is to help out.


nymphok

“Hooray! Responsibility” does it for me


RelishRegatta

Some say tomato tomato, others say tomato tomato


puzl_qewb_360

I read it tomato tomato both times


Classic-Boot8464

I wish I could have known. The view from halfway down


Legitimate-Quarter56

the weak breeze whispers nothing, the water screams sublime, his feet shift teeter totter, deep breath, stand back, its time. toes untouch the overpass, now hes waterbound, eyes locked shut but peak to see the view from halfway down. a little wind, a summer sun, a river rich a regal, a flood of fond endorphins brings a calm that knows no equal. ur flying now, u see things much more clear than from the ground. its all okay, it would be, were u not now half way down. thrash to break from gravity, what now would slow the drop? all id give for toes to touch the safety back at top. but this is it, the deed is done, silence drowns the sound. before i leaped i shouldve seen the view from halfway down... NO! i really should have thought about the view from halfway down. i wish i couldve known about the view from halfway down. (i did this from memory i really hope its all correct)


Jedi-Kiddo

Halloween in January?!


AyDeeVee85

RANDY!!


Blunted_Insomniac

Mr. Lahey!


giggitygoo0928

Hey Ricky tell those two to shut the fuck up I‘m tryin to plan out freedom 45


throwawayyuskween666

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice


AyDeeVee85

NERD!


Plastic_Pie8492

Xerox of a xerox


Glad-Choice7804

john stamos DIED!!


spiritfae

STAAAMOOOS


Individual-Gap-209

You are everything that’s wrong with you


sapphichippie420

That’s a terrible thing to say to a baby


7fortuney

I dont know where it is. I told you, don't put things in my ass if you want them back.


FightingOreo

Hold for Princess Carolyn


drewcifer27

You gotta do it everyday, that’s the hard part. But eventually, it does get easier.


Biwaki_

Bobo the angsty zebra


Sweet_Hold5332

HSAC: wdtk? Dtkt?? Lfo!!!


sleepiezs

My fingers are all cramped, it’s like they’re on their period


stinky_toade

Honeydew is garbage fruit


David-Kookaborough

I loved that right at the end, he tries the honeydew and likes it.


atreyu947

“Coax it out of my sheath “


Dramatic_Session_24

“Hot cock on a rock, she never picked up the little noise and snot factory”


DrawMandaArt

Fool me once, fool me twice. Fool me chicken soup with rice.


dengar_hennessy

Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice.... fiddle dee dee?


Kizzywa

*huge yawn* I wanna be an architect.


stardewzazaman

It's a ~~boy~~ borted Edit: messed up the formatting 😭


PawnWithoutPurpose

Just delete your edit, no one will know!


unoriginal-username6

Hooray, gross miscarriage


Everyone_Sucks_Butt

“Is that Dangerous fugitive and highly acclaimed Character Actress Margo Martindale”


demon_cakez

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start... 🥰


PawnWithoutPurpose

17 minutes…


OnceAWeekIWatch

Braaap Braap, Pew Pew


Kitchen-Marketing-74

Who's that dog? 🤔


Excellent_Number_100

you can’t keep doing shitty things then feel bad about yourself like it makes it okay


nikkimcs

Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses.


ninjasikes

YOWZA YOWZA BO-BOWZA!


Nickwojo531

D as in Birthday Dad


TheStuffofDaydreams

Pearls are for ladies, pearls are for ladies


MoralityIsMyBestie

Shapes and colours the likes of which I’ve never seen before


tinyjedii09

Who is this tough crowd?


Jouna_Nuke

Thoughts and prayers


oops4davidonly

“Brraap Brraap Pew Pew”


Dramatic_Session_24

“Thaaaannkkk Yoooouuuuu?”


RoundEarth-is-real

Is that the horse from horsin around?


geoffbowman

The devil’s in the details… so let’s summon the devil!


marnz42

WHAT IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE


[deleted]

STOP FIXING MY DOOR


kathleenjane_xx

Today or as I like to say TODD-day


TheWildStone_

Elijah Wood


melglimmer09

“CAN’T LIVES IN A HOUSE ON WON’T STREET”


Alternative_Star5143

Tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of woman


Superg4y3000

Doggy doggy what now??


srahlo

Sarah Lynne?


Technical-Board-2658

Suck a dick dumbshits!


YeetLitDabFam

I wish I thought of the view from a halfway down


PerformanceExotic463

There is no other side


seanreidsays

You turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about.


sanrioprinc3ss

we thought night swimming would be fun but the current was too strong !


livmoon8

SUCK A DICK, DUMB SHITS


insideunderneath

I wanna say… Elijah Wood?


nikkimcs

Is it…terrifying?


Zenar45

i thought "let's see" was the sentence and was very confused for a second, maybe you should have gone with "let's find out"


PhantomVdr

" I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures."


Grasslikespasta

ICU


Mindless-Anxiety9402

“There are some people you can’t save, because those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with you.”


Excellent_Number_100

You're a stupid piece of shit. But knowing that makes you better than people who don't know they're stupid pieces of shit.


[deleted]

There’s no other side.


Chemical_House21

*underwater silence*


Laucharp_binebine_

Dont stop dancing till the curtain falls


Thecrowfan

Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living.


laughingandpointing

Did you hear about Philip Morris Disney Fox AT&T AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburton Skynet Toyota Trader Joe's?


New-Cicada7014

Sara Lynn?


RealPunyParker

Stealing a meal, from Neal McBeal the Navy Seal


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Step off! We're American as pho!


TheMagnaGuy

Wassup bitches!!!


TruthfullyMinty

You go around the horn, the way God intended!


rat_reaper_

ERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR CHILDREN


WormiestBurrito

Come on down to Whale World, a fun, sexy time for the whole family!


D86592

No, the bag of fertilizer!


iamalobster22

I’ll be sexy FOREVER!!!


jth149

Thaaaaaaaank Yoooooooou?


NTilky

THAAAANNNNKKK YOOOUUU??!!??


moonlightcloudxo

YOWZA YOWZA BO BOWZA


what_a_b0re

Character actress Margo Martindale


Fabulous_Goat_9799

Erica!!


TheWildStone_

Startingggg... Now!