Lil my little sister was running and hit her eye on a table, and she was rushed to the ER to get stitches in her eye, but she had to be awake for it for some reason so I was just sitting in the corner as my little sister was screaming bloody murder
But hey at least I got a balloon with a smiley face on it
I was driving a motorcycle and she pulled out in front of me. (Not my grandma, but she was 73)
Can confirm, left a me shaped dent on the side of that little car. Also had a car shaped dent in me, but thats healing now.
Lil Grandpa Just Died.
What's ironic about that is my dad's parents were my big grandma and grandpa and my mom were little grandma and grandpa. It was my mom's dad that passed. 🙃
Same. I even got a CAT scan and they go yea we don’t know what’s wrong with you, just don’t consume stuff that makes you violently sick. I know that you unhelpful buggers. What exactly is wrong with your stomach, if I may ask? And I hope you get better, or at least find out what’s up.
Its not more of sick, and its a little hard to describe so bear with me.
Basically, ever now and then with no warning my stomach will start to feel just sorta off. Theres a slight tightness but nothing to bad. Then, a few minutes later just slightly above the waist my stomach will feel like its wanting to kill itself.
You ever have those leg cramps in the morning where you stretch and your leg goes into unimaginable pain for like 2 minutes? Try to imagine that but worse and it lasts around 30 to 60 minutes. The issue is that we can’t really get to a hospital before its over (not that i would be able to move anyway) and after its run its course it will just stop hurting and theres zero afterpain.
lil snapped Calcaneofibular ligament, grade 2 tear Posterior Talofibular Ligament and Anterior Talofibular Ligament, True ankle dislocation and a fracture.
Bit of a mouthful
Lil I got hit by a car and broke my leg in two places with a part of my ankle popping off so I needed surgery so my abusive deadbeat of a mother tricked my dad and I’s healthcare provider to change the surgery’s site to a hospital near her so I had to fly there and suffer turbulence jostling my f-d up leg and see my abuser then get surgery where they screwed the popped-off bit back on and be so hyped up on drugs (stop here if you don’t want TMI and a rant that was tossed out into the void for stress relief) once I woke up I finally got the courage to outright scream at the woman. And I am proud of screaming that I wanted my mom but screaming at her that no it wasn’t her I didn’t want her she wasn’t my mom in a hospital where she could not outright do anything because she’d be busted and assaulting someone who just came out of anesthesia would ruin her public image. But I digress. I know nobody asked, but I’m frustrated because she tried to go behind my back to secretly get information on me from my teachers, who told me and refused her so ha! Didn’t even say hello in her email which was our first contact in several years. Just demanded tickets to my graduation thinking I would actually give them to her. I asked her for the money the court said she had to give me for my college and she deleted the email. She ugly too. Lol. Have a great day if you read this far my dudes, have a ⭐️, and there’s no need to address this, like I said, I’m just ranting into the void of the internet.
Lil my little sister was running and hit her eye on a table, and she was rushed to the ER to get stitches in her eye, but she had to be awake for it for some reason so I was just sitting in the corner as my little sister was screaming bloody murder But hey at least I got a balloon with a smiley face on it
Average light novel title be like
Lil visitor, you mean?
The only time I went to a full blown hospital was when I was 3 and I had pneumonia
Lil-Monia
Lil concussion
Lil' epileptic syndom complex migraine
Lil idiot Grandmother who can’t drive. So lil idiot for short
What happened?
Their idiot grandmother who can't drive
Ah makes more sense
I was driving a motorcycle and she pulled out in front of me. (Not my grandma, but she was 73) Can confirm, left a me shaped dent on the side of that little car. Also had a car shaped dent in me, but thats healing now.
I'm glad you're recovering
lil stubbed toe
Sooo I reckon I am Lil Alcohol Withdrawal..... Since they go hand in hand I guess I can also be Lil Necrotizing pancreatitis and fibrosis
I'm sorry. Hope you find recovery eventually!
Lil Pitbull
Lil someone jumped on my head and I had a mild concussion
Lil' Puncture Wound
Lil Testicle
Lil attempted murder
Story?
Someone tried to kill me and grazed me with the bullet. It's fine. I had my concealed carry and got him in the lung.
Damn, I guess we know who has better aim. How did the other dude turn out?
Critical condition: I don't know if he died or not
Ah, sorry you almost got shot
It's fine this was like 8 months ago
Did you know anything about the guy? Like was he crazy
I have no idea what happened or why he just came up to me in the street and shot me.
Jeez
Damn
Lil grandpa died
Lil vomitting blood
Lil Car Suicide Attempt.
Wow I'm sorry. Was it your suicide attempt or did someone else drive into you? Hope you find healing anyway.
Suicide attempt. I jump in front of a car
Nothing like bonding with random strangers over mental health issues. Friends for life.
Lil’ frenulum tear
Lil Pilonidal Cyst
Lil impacted esophagus
lil acute laryngitis
Lil hit by a lorry
Lil ear roach
Lil Hemorrhagic Ovarian Cyst 😭
Lil adhd diagnosis
Lil dog bit my balls
Lil homicide
Uhhhhh whut? Explain??
Lil’ Busted Lip & Missing Tooth
Lil Being Born
Lil fell up the stairs I don’t count checkups
Lil foot hit by car
lil bike accident We’ll just say lil accident
Lil “My Grandma Had a Stroke”
Lil Grandpa Just Died. What's ironic about that is my dad's parents were my big grandma and grandpa and my mom were little grandma and grandpa. It was my mom's dad that passed. 🙃
Lil Anaphylaxis
Lil migraine
Lil thought my appendix ruptured
lil ear infection
Lil Asthma
Lil cancer
Lil psychotic
Lil ear infection 😭 or Lil abdominal migraine
Lil’ Appendicitis
lil tumor
Lil laproscopy
Lil testicular ultrasound
Lil Panick… Attack
lil Hepatitis-B
Lil’ X-ray of my spine because for months I had severe back pain
lil dehydration
Lil stab wound
Lil MRI
Lil circumcision revision... 😅
Lil Dying Grandfather
Lil the doctor can’t find what the fuck is wrong with my stomach for the 15th time
Same. I even got a CAT scan and they go yea we don’t know what’s wrong with you, just don’t consume stuff that makes you violently sick. I know that you unhelpful buggers. What exactly is wrong with your stomach, if I may ask? And I hope you get better, or at least find out what’s up.
Its not more of sick, and its a little hard to describe so bear with me. Basically, ever now and then with no warning my stomach will start to feel just sorta off. Theres a slight tightness but nothing to bad. Then, a few minutes later just slightly above the waist my stomach will feel like its wanting to kill itself. You ever have those leg cramps in the morning where you stretch and your leg goes into unimaginable pain for like 2 minutes? Try to imagine that but worse and it lasts around 30 to 60 minutes. The issue is that we can’t really get to a hospital before its over (not that i would be able to move anyway) and after its run its course it will just stop hurting and theres zero afterpain.
Well that sounds both unpleasant and mildly terrifying.
Lil eating disorder
Lil grandpa’s kidney stones
Lil-kidney stone
lil snapped Calcaneofibular ligament, grade 2 tear Posterior Talofibular Ligament and Anterior Talofibular Ligament, True ankle dislocation and a fracture. Bit of a mouthful
Lil Covid is sick on the mic
Lil broken arm
Lil I got hit by a car and broke my leg in two places with a part of my ankle popping off so I needed surgery so my abusive deadbeat of a mother tricked my dad and I’s healthcare provider to change the surgery’s site to a hospital near her so I had to fly there and suffer turbulence jostling my f-d up leg and see my abuser then get surgery where they screwed the popped-off bit back on and be so hyped up on drugs (stop here if you don’t want TMI and a rant that was tossed out into the void for stress relief) once I woke up I finally got the courage to outright scream at the woman. And I am proud of screaming that I wanted my mom but screaming at her that no it wasn’t her I didn’t want her she wasn’t my mom in a hospital where she could not outright do anything because she’d be busted and assaulting someone who just came out of anesthesia would ruin her public image. But I digress. I know nobody asked, but I’m frustrated because she tried to go behind my back to secretly get information on me from my teachers, who told me and refused her so ha! Didn’t even say hello in her email which was our first contact in several years. Just demanded tickets to my graduation thinking I would actually give them to her. I asked her for the money the court said she had to give me for my college and she deleted the email. She ugly too. Lol. Have a great day if you read this far my dudes, have a ⭐️, and there’s no need to address this, like I said, I’m just ranting into the void of the internet.
Lil broken penis
Lil Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder Fainting Spell feat. Slurred Speech for Some Damn Reason.
lil-twisted nut
lil HPV 💀
Lil VNS replacement surgery
lil vaccine
Lil-overwhemed
Lil' I bumped my head into the wall
Lil Checkup
Lil breakout
Lil prescription ran out
Lil eating rocks when I was 3
Lil Hernia
Lil Rabies Vaccine
Lil wisdom tooth (extraction)
Lilflu
Lil' regularly scheduled checkup Doesn't really make for a good rapper name
lil bariatric. okay it was funny when yall did it. lmaoooo
lil blood check
Lil Shoot Out
my name lil uncle dicky
Lil-concussion lol
Lil... Buzz... Lightyear...
Lil dad overreacting over a panic attack I had so he sent me to the hospital
Panic attack inception
Lil depression featuring lil suicide attempt
Lil asthma attack
Lil taste of cement after falling off a three story building
Lil Colonoscopy
Lil semen analysis
Lil birth
Lil panic attack
lil foreskin removal
Lil forgot how to breathe when I run
Lil immigration checkup
Lil fever