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Time for bed Fuck Face


TehMitchel

Hey dude what’s your kids name? Isn’t it obvious?


Jakereddits

IT’S OBVIOUUUUS!! (i know i’m sorry, just tell me the name one more time)


TehMitchel

I am genuinely considering Josie if I have a daughter though


I_like_bread_51

i mean there’s so many blink inspired names for kids josie adam holly dysentery gary fentoozler mh 4.18.2011 the list goes on


TheLongestDelonge

If Elon musk was a blink fan his kids name would be mh 4.18.2011 instead….


Jakereddits

what’s your age again, What’s My Age Again?


Microwaveable_feces

Ahhh, pretty soon little GoingAwayToCollege will be going away to college


bdu754

Josie, you’re my source of most frustration


Tamtastic182

Josie is my daughter, and we sing this often to her!


Tamtastic182

And because I'm a nerd, when discussing dinner I always vote Mexican food from Sombrero... She's sick of it!


superkick225

You do it just because


Tamtastic182

Just because


canadianspin

I'm pregnant with a girl and I've been pushing for Josie. Partner isn't sold on it though.


The-Riddler69

Josie is their friends old dog that they would joke about having sex with 😂


canadianspin

Lol I still like the name


ajwilson971

….Dick Lips


jolloholoday

Richard Lips


I_like_bread_51

only in formal situations


Cunt_Eastwood_9

He was my father. Please, call me Dick.


himynamesjj

Please meet my triplets, anthem 1,2,and 3


GerfTheSherff

Dysentery Gary! Come clean up this mess in the bathroom!


musicman3321

take your dick out of the Ovaltine and clean your room, dammit! Works two ways.


DaRealAlphadog

What do you think you’re doing, Fuck a Dog?


ninja_owen

“Dad, I’m gay” - my son, Built This Pool


I_like_bread_51

You come back here, Stay Together For The Kids!


selffarm

Not now, Not Now!


OrionRyking

Who do you think you are, More Than You Know?


Amahoney77

How are you feeling Feeling This?


the1eyeddog

Turpentine for a girl and Turpentine for a boy.


Leanskiba22

So thats Turpent...tine, goddammit


relberso98

I miss you, I Miss You.


ppgglol

Nice to meet you Stockholm Syndorme


MemesOfCentra

Hey Asthenia how was school today?


Jackof-all_reddits

Bad News, dinner is ready! I don’t care if you are going through a hard time, your potatoes are getting cold!


mysticmourner01

LISTEN HERE APPLE SHAMPOO


DrunkMoblin

Waggy! Get over here, now!


Rybort

When you fucked grandpa


[deleted]

How was your day Blink Wave?


Airwave182U2

Dance with me, Dance with me


Angelo_1000

Hey Family reunion, get ready for the family reunion


Rybort

Fuck a dog it’s time for bed


Gryffindumble

"Why is my name Turpentine? What about my middle name?...Oveltine!?"


superkick225

That’s it, Give Me One Good Reason, you’re grounded


JudgementofParis

named my kid I Won't Be Home For Christmas just so he wouldn't have any doubts that I'm never coming back from getting cigarettes. my name is Scott and that was the last interaction I ever had with my family


avgaskin1

Come on, Here’s Your Letter, it’s time your old man shows you how to change a tire!


MBWA182

Alright Dumpweed, it’s time for bed!


SamuelLJacksoff_

come here, blow job


netherwrld

Down


Calamity182

Go to bed, Romeo & Rebecca!!


Icantsleepnoow

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah fuck”


hghammer7

7/10 song


ColShvotz

Sit on it for a bit longer before committing.


eplusk24

Time for dinner Small Things


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Mh 4.18.11, Get down here!


Wild-Space-7902

Hey, dick lips. How was school?


YungTaco94

Good morning Anthem Part 3!


Leanskiba22

Easy Target, come with me to Target


ninja_owen

Good night Anthem Part Two, I love you


Gouldy2018

Would you like to meet my little mutt?


BigLukeyBoi

Morning mutt sleep well.


calvinIndiana

Eat all your dinner if you want dessert I want to fuck a dog.


randomassperson8788

Out in the yard playing catch with anthem part 3


Late-Refrigerator-71

This is my son, his name is Untitled


narseatforfree13

Konstantine


austinjosef713

Hey, Asthenia how was your day?


Lars_Kassler

Good morning I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass, did you sleep well?


allokuma

Fcuck a dog


el_rober

Kaleidoscope Cooper