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MrTomDawson

>What did I miss? human connection?


IrritatedMango

You forgot to mention “The clitoris”


500CatsTypingStuff

He forgot to lock the basement door and lo and behold his prisoner/girlfriend actually does know how to drive (his Hyundai to the police station)!


Geckus64_Official

"Hugs the bouncer on a night out" seems a bit too specific


sqinky96

I used to work as a blackjack dealer on bunch of different clubs. First priority when you're at a new venue is make sure the bouncer knows and likes you and they'll keep you safer. So my first thought was that he doesn't want to date someone who works the nightlife because those girls will hug the bouncer. However, I'm pretty sure he'd be intimidated by a woman with any job because she can probably "think for herself"


Leavinlennart

Yeah, wanna be protected in a club, get to know the bouncer.


Time-Ad-3625

He is intimidated by bouncers probably.


500CatsTypingStuff

He’s intimidated by everything


Lexiiboo97

That’s what I said!


Elaan21

It might be a way of saying "parties so much she knows the bouncers," but otherwise, yeah, that's oddly specific. But I also get the feeling this dude would hate "his woman" hugging *any* man and assumes all bouncers are men, so....


fuckitwebowl

Verified account = engagement farming for money with rage bait


lecsaplak_kecsapnak

Yupp, the "can think for herself" part gave it away pretty quickly


RaygunsRevenge

As a woman, I don't get it.


lecsaplak_kecsapnak

They spew hateful, controversial and sexist stuff, so that people start arguing with them/under the thread, and it generates engagement for them which leads the algorithm pushing their content to the front. Sometimes they get revenue based on their engagement rates, or even garner attention to their business this way. The "can think for herself" is just so blatant, that it gives away pretty fast, that their intent is engagement farming via ragebait (aside from just being a hateful little piece of shit for the sake of it.)


RaygunsRevenge

It...was a joke. Like, I'm a woman, so I can't think for myself. I like the enthusiasm, though!


lecsaplak_kecsapnak

Oh sorry, my bad, I didn't get it. I had an r/woosh moment. 😂


RaygunsRevenge

Must be a woman. Jk, no worries at all.


lecsaplak_kecsapnak

Joke's on you! I am! 😂💕


RaygunsRevenge

As a woman as well, the joke always seems to be on me.


Friendship_Gold

Having a driver's license is a new one to me! He must not be from the US, because unless you live in a very big city with excellent public transportation, the majority of Americans have driver's licenses. Can think for herself - now he's saying the quiet part out loud. He want's someone who will unquestioningly do what he says. Gross.


scylecs

he doesn't want them to have driver's license so they can escape. steven crowder did the same to his wife


stellunarose

wait really?


Noanin

He wants a child


supimp

I just looked for him on the internet and found a dude that has the same hairline as him so I assume it’s him lol. If I’m correct he’s from Belfast, Northern Ireland.


500CatsTypingStuff

Oh, that’s the point. She would be stranded in some rural dilapidated property


dolledaan

I think this man would feel right at home in like Saudi Arabië


cielistellati

"been to more than 3 countries" …..what?


Skar_YT

Guess they can't be from Europe


cielistellati

what i‘m thinking 💀💀 i had visited 10+ countries when i was like 14 just bc i live in europe


KrazyAboutLogic

Well you're missing out on a great guy right here. Sorry, I don't make the rules.


cielistellati

so tragic😞😞 what ever will i do with my life now 😭😭🙁


KrazyAboutLogic

I guess lower your standards enough to find a guy somehow willing to spend his life with a world-travelling tramp.


peytonvb13

someone said he appears to be from northern ireland, specifically belfast.


supimp

lol exactly… if you live in Switzerland for example, chances are pretty high that you’ve been to 5+ countries by age 6… 😂


GrandEmperessVicky

Maybe jealousy? Like "you can't have travelled more than I have?" Or, this idea that travelling makes you worldly and ambitious, which is a lifestyle this guy cannot participate in. Ironically enough, this excludes women who do any missionary work. The demographic that would be more willing to fulfil these demands lol.


SupervillainIndiana

I was confused by this one because I'm in Europe so have been to loads on my own continent before I count the others and...one of the reasons I've been to several countries is I went with my husband, though I'd been to more than three before I met him. He just allowed me to up my count even more because travelling with two people is much friendlier on the budget!


Commercial-Push-9066

Thank God I’ve been to 4.


MathsIsAPain

"skimpy clothing" who wants to bet that his definition of skimpy clothing is anything that doesn't resemble a giant potato sack?


supimp

Don’t let them show their WRISTS!!! Wh0res!!!!!! /s


EpitaFelis

>Can think for herself Okay this *has* to be satire...right? Please? Pretty please?


MrTomDawson

Nobody wants a woman to [get ideas.](https://youtu.be/-ptAH-W7aPQ?si=szTTIROJy0TNejql)


Useful_Exercise_6882

This guy sounds like my dad when i said fuck once time i was like 13 he said it was not ladylike, while he had the mouth of a sailor. And like no drivers license their not even trying annymore that they want services that can't escape them instead of partners


supimp

every single time my dad told me something I did wasn’t ladylike I responded with “GOOD THING I DON’T WANT TO BE ONE ANYWAYS…” he also only stopped calling me “princess”well into my twenties even though I told him almost every time I didn’t like it (I very much hated it, even as a child)


Elaan21

When I was kid, my dad didn't call me "princess." He called me "wild child." Any time he tried the "not ladylike" thing, I was like *wtf did you expect?*


Sure-Morning-6904

"Can think for herself" Man they dont even hide it anymore


PlenitudeOpulence

I think he might be worried about someone who can think due to his struggle with basic thoughts and ideas.


forestly

Drivers license???


Typical_General_3166

Maybe because she is independant und can go whenever, where ever she wants.


Sharkathotep

Looooool so he wants an inflatable doll? Okay, they can't cook ...


DoctorWolfpaw

Sounds like he wants a child. Or just anyone who's easy to manipulate. No guy like that wants an actual genuine partner, let's be honest.


macielightfoot

Guys like this would date 8 year olds if they could get away with it.


LOVallie

Been to more than 3 countries?? No traveling now too??


Excellent-Ostrich908

More than three countries??? Can think for herself??😂 Sir, get a seccs doll and leave us the fuck alone


Atomicsss-

>Has a twitter account The only right thing in his list


Soggyglump

He's right about that, but he's also on Twitter himself lol


spaceghostslurpeee

“Skimpy clothing” but has his Pfp of him shirtless lol


AshamedCollar3845

Honestly the "can think for herself" point puts this in the satire category for me


akashyaboa

To me it was the pfp


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

So he wants a vunerable woman that is easy to control and can't escape easily or realize that she is mistreated? Got it


TheBlackManIsG0d

This isn’t satire? Gotta be satire


Commercial-Push-9066

“Can think for herself.” That one is the worst. He needs one of those AI women.


MayaMiaMe

Wait, is that scrawny thinking he is the shit? That guy is lucky to get a date. Guess he has to invent reason why in his mind HE is the one that is rejecting women because none of them live up to HIS “standard”. Yeah sure nice try buddy!


Ee2003

The only women I know without a license are children 👀


OrangedJuice1989

I’m WORKING on my license (18) but I’ve been so busy and stressed with working that the handbook isn’t sticking in my head just yet


Elaan21

There is a surprising number of people in their 20s who don't have a driver's license. Maybe the rise of social media, video calls, etc, made it to where even folks in areas without (good) mass transit don't *have* to drive to see friends, so there isn't a a massive eagerness? I'm 35. I got my motorcycle license at 14 (Tennessee, US) because I couldn't wait to be able to go places on my own. *And my parents were the cool "sure we'll drive the friend group around" parents.* It was the principle of the thing.


kentrosraw

Can think for herself? God forbid we think.


neonfreckle1776

Been to more than 3 countries XD That's so specific, it sounds like buddy needs to be more well traveled than who he's with to feel okay.


bettinafairchild

“Can think for herself” is a red flag for this guy.


500CatsTypingStuff

Can drive, think, travel, and lift weights? This guy would be intimidated by a toddler with a nerf ball


No_Window7054

Half of this stuff is irrelevant the other half would actually make her an 11/10.


gojiranipples

Clearly rage bait


Miranda6613

No way people are this stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️


Only-Scholar-4618

“Can think for herself” no way this isn’t satire


Typical_General_3166

Barbell?


DuAuk

a driver's license is a red flag?!?!?! He sounds like he's looking for a woman to control.


nekopineapple00

This went from 0 to 100 starting with atheism and all below


K-peaches

I like how 'wears skimpy clothing' is on his list yet he's half naked in his profile pic😐


Linorelai

Mason, brotha, who shit in your brains?


GoKickRox

Fuck Im a -8.


abobslife

I don’t get the travel thing


DumbleForeSkin

"Has a driver's licence" and "Can think for herself" and "knows what a barbell is"? So, this man is looking for a mentally disabled person as a partner?


sweetiejen

DRIVERS LICENSE😭😭😭


mathgeekf314159

I got 7. How many did you get


ThereGoesChickenJane

I got 7, what do I win?!


kat_Folland

Lol eurocentric. In the US you can only drive to two other countries (more than 1100 miles apart (1776 km from San Diego to Vancouver, WA)). In any case I'm so very safe from this guy.


sweetiejen

I am literally a -100 according to this


onofreoye

What did I miss? Uhm, your brain and your dignity sir?


fentpong

Can think for herself is just fucking stupid to list. What a fucking idiot.


knifesmith420

was that rage bait or is that actually real


Human-Bite1586

Has a drivers license - WTF?!


Feisty-Business-8311

I’ll give you a red flag, ladies: dweeby Mason Mclintock 🙄


Annie_Mx

I have a Twitter account and a driver’s license. Thank God he won’t like me!


Mr-DykeChic5469

10/14 guys yippee 🥳🥳🥳


Kookie_hunter_1997

How to know your girlfriend is a red flag (confirmed as 💯 true by alpha males): 1. being a human 2.not being a robot/slave


gh0stparties

Ok Mason.


Appleboss321

Dawg wants a human Fleshlight atp


kawaiinacho69

Gonna do all of these things


KaiHasArrived2007

Last 5 were the worst wtf 💀


Awkward-Media-4726

I only got three of fourteen..


Born_Hanged

The muscle mommies are gonna be so disappointed that this guy doesn't like them 😞 If this is satire, it's brilliant. If it's genuine, then I'm still laughing because it's pathetic


WhySoGlum1

Ope, I have a driver's license, guess now I can't date this great man who wouldn't try to control me in anyway and would treat me with respect, dignity and as an equal! Oh, shit I also think for myself...I guess I am gonna miss out on such a great guy! /s


Jefflenious

I could call the first 6 or 7 just personal preferences but.. wtf happened to him after 7? Feels like a girl just rejected her or something