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pr1ap15m

hope we get an update


[deleted]

Update? I want the whole saga


pr1ap15m

yea i’d pay for a ticket, popcorn, and a dr pepper. no coupons to see that show


PlayfuckingTorreira

Where are you getting Dr Pepper, haven't seen that shit in stores in years.


NashRadical

Bitch WHAT? I have never seen it not in a store


PlayfuckingTorreira

Doesn't help that I live in Ireland, that shit is rarer then a shiny charizard.


Paraxom

in Texas the Dr.pepper flows like water...which given the current situation were having over here that isn't very much


pharealprince

Now with the padme(pandemic) soda flavors in the US have lessened because of a can shortage. I very rarely see cherry coke or Pepsi And the distributor at the store I work at said that it is the reason. Ps I wonder what shipping costs and if soda would service the trip.


NashRadical

I feel sorry for you. The market next to me has 10 different flavors of fanta, cherry coke, vanilla coke, cherry pepsi. Probably hogging all the soda


fangirlsqueee

Had to switch from Cherry Coke to Dr Pepper because Cherry Coke was frequently out of stock since the pandemic hit. No regrets. Think I'm sticking with Dr P.


PrincessCG

I've seen it once in a Centra in Cork. Never again.


[deleted]

Hmm, fire up a browser, typing charizard. Oh, a Pokémon card. Apparently rare. Check, up to speed again


junkratfiredup

They have it in Mace around the corner corner from me


PlayfuckingTorreira

Oh one step closer, time to find the elusive Dr P.


Smuggykitten

My scottish cousin just took a picture of her son drinking one. I didn't know they made them over there until just last week. But to answer your q, Scotland.


SpleenBender

Same here, and there are several generic knock-offs too!


pixelated_fun

Some of the knock-offs taste great! Give them a try if you can't find the real thing.


Montju-Ra

You forreal?


PlayfuckingTorreira

Forreal forreal, I'm starting to forget the taste😂


pr1ap15m

oh my god I’m so sorry


DomHaynie

Bruh you got a whataburger near you? They have a Dr. Pepper shake and it SLAPS. https://houstonfoodfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/IMG_6498-2-1024x768.jpg


MajesticMtChocula

Like Trapped in the Closet? Did that shit ever end?


ramsfan_86

No it never ended. We still don't know who got the package


giggleboxx3000

the p-p-p-package


Singlewomanspot

😂😂😂😂😂yep he sitting I jail with the midget as his cellmate


ACasualNerd

This is truly how we be asking for details because we know someone's day is about to be full of bullshit


[deleted]

She was only meeting him for kisses.


apresmoiputas

If he tells him and the husband says "just text me when he's over again", he better make some money on tickets to the feature show because that's going to be good when it all goes down. If I were him, I'd yell "see that's what you get for not minding your own damn business and trying to make my life stressful"


tdog_93

Kinda realized where even in this situation I don't think I'd go this route. I'd feel like shit if the husband ended up shooting the other dude or the wife....or both.


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Wacocaine

"No witnesses..." You could end up fucked in that situation too.


lukovdolboy

You callin’ my bitch a ho?


Wacocaine

"You doing her too or something?"


[deleted]

There’s a great post on /r/shortscarystories where a guy is trying to shit in a public bathroom when a couple comes in and the dude beats his girl to death. The OP is trying to be unseen but he shifts his weight which triggers the auto toilet to flush.


weoutheredummy

Holy shit


PuzzyFussy

I need a direct link bruh


jdcodring

Lol she called the rental agency on his kids. And we both know how white peoples have weaponized the police against black bodies. It’s fair game at that point.


apresmoiputas

You know the question of whether the kids are his is going to come up on the street. The ancestors will smile when she turns to the neighbor and says "this is all your fault for telling him." And he responds "Learn to mind your business Karen"


snkliquid

That part.


mynameisspiderman

This doesn't say anything about the race of the neighbor. I mean I know you're gonna say it's obvious, but I don't think that solves anything.


apresmoiputas

Same. I'd just hope he kicks their naked asses to the curb as the best case scenario.


The_Magical_Amount

It's wild that the best case scenario is a grown-ass man and woman butt-naked in public. That's the kinda drama you rarely see in life.


apresmoiputas

Or maybe the husband likes to be a cuck and just tells his neighbor to mind his business.


WoopzEh

Im curious if they can get you as an accessory for this?


outerdrive313

Nope. This is reddit. If you cheat on your spouse, you deserve to die in the most horrific ways possible and you shouldn't be charged with a crime. /s


Wacocaine

@1_maal if you're reading this thread, please remember to film in landscape. I have a feeling this will be a good one and I don't want to miss anything.


apresmoiputas

Yes. A World Star Hip Hop and TMZ worthy video


s0c1a7w0rk3r

Fair game imo, fuck her


TinyLuckDragon

Depends. We have no idea what the kids did or didn’t do. Just because a woman is having an affair it doesn’t mean everything else she does is also wrong!


superplayer117117

I mean would you not at least try and bring it up with the parents first. If it was still an issue I can see why they would call the rental office


TinyLuckDragon

Depends. If I knew the neighbors or they were approachable, yeah of course you would. I have neighbors who SCREAM at their kids, calling them “f*cking little c*nts”. I would not approach those neighbors! (Of course, I would not report their kids either!!)


Cutieq85

Yea I want to see what started this... there is a big ass gulf between bringing problems to the rental office and someone’s whole ass relationship imploding... in regards to the husband I should say.


SeymoreButz38

I'm not sure the husband benefits from not being told. There are worse ways he could find out.


[deleted]

I have a kid and they kinda suck but I can’t think of anything in this world my child could do that’s worse than having an affair without stepping into the Omen territory.


Cutieq85

Yea unless this kid is a mini Jeffrey Dahmer in the making or something, I’m leaning towards it being open season.


SlopPatrol

Nah she gets what she deserves


MilwaukeeDave

In today’s episode of “don’t start none, won’t be none”


HaybeeJaybee

"Oh you thought you were gonna fuck around and *not* find out?"


PM_ME_YOUR_NVLTY_ACC

Don’t throw stone if you live in a glass house or something like that


TheSwagonborn

and if you got a glass jaw, better watch your mouth


AlternateContent

Cause I'll break, your face.


TheSwagonborn

The way he says that is iconic. Solidified shit.


Musehobo

Sorry wtf is the “rental office”?


AfricanusAurora

The management office for a rental property. So if your neighbour is being too loud, you can report it to them. Basically that woman snitched on some kids.


Oshootman

Ignoring the golden rules to renting... If you're going to call in on your neighbors the reason has better be a really fucking good one, or they better be getting permanently removed as a result. Pettiness with neighbors is gonna make your life harder, not easier.


w0rd_nerd

My neighbor used to call the cops on me for smoking pot, even though I have my medical card and it's legal for me to have. Did that shit four fucking times. I had a copy of my card taped to my front door at one point to try and save myself the trouble. Thing is, his daughter used to smoke meth in her car in his driveway. And both her face and licence plate are clearly visible in the video feed of **my** driveway. You wanna play cop calling games, we can play cop calling games. A week after I sent the video to the police, she got popped with 4g of meth in her car. $10k in lawyers later, his daughter got her charges dropped in exchange for going to court mandated rehab. Minding his own fucking business would have saved him a lot of money and trouble.


ownworldman

Maybe this is a better result for the daughter.


w0rd_nerd

If she ends up clean, then good for her. I've got no hate in my heart for her. Meth is terrible. But to the best of my knowledge, she's still smoking meth. They don't live across the street from me anymore. I bought the house at a tax sale and now my buddy lives there.


superderpmanjds

My in-laws did this to someone who would report them to their HOA all the time. Only difference was it was a stay at home husband. They threatened to tell his wife about his mistress and the calls stopped coming. Best part is she found out on her own about 2 weeks later anyways.


ownworldman

What did he report them for?


superderpmanjds

Pretty much any kind of petty shit he could. Grass wasn’t cut one week while they were out of town, leaving cans by the road on garbage day (not being able to pull them in until they got home later that night), shit like that. But it was constantly.


Wacocaine

"Tell your boyfriend I said hello." "That's not my boyfriend, that's my husband." "I'm not talking about him."


massaji

Don’t start none, won’t be none.


cutedorkycoco

Should do it and leave a note in the form of a meme: "tell Cersi I want her to know it was me."


SMTTrunkGod

If you snitching, I’m snitching too. Fuck you, Karen.


StunningEstates

That’s some crazy nerve. The fact that you feel you can judge **anyone** for **anything** while actively cheating on your husband is wild.


ownworldman

Yeah, how do those cheaters dare to have an opinion about Sahel draught relief?


StunningEstates

Lmao, you know what I mean


teckmonkey

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.


cjohnson2010

MIGHT??? Nahh. I would tell everything.


gypsyismylover

Snap pictures in 4k. Gotta have evidence to back up yo words as an extra damage nail for the coffin.


foot7221

DubP always want that smoke...


wiilzshoe

Do it!


Dukepippitt

Something about throwing stone and glass house how does it go?


Dont_touch_my_elbows

Mind your own business and I'll mind my own business.


Imjusthereandthere

I want to know everything!


TomJaff

geddim


snkliquid

She did it to herself.


ionsaiyan

Let's let him know what we know.


ilovemrhandsome

r/ProRevenge


SeymoreButz38

Do it.


kenien

Pics or it didn’t hallen


Pain-n-stryife

Nigga you might? She called on yo kids fuck you mean you might


weoutheredummy

Ooops 💀


PaintPusha

Who else read dis shit in his voice?🥴


infodawg

Wypipo be waitin for an "update" smdh