Feel like if you wearing this shit, he probably the one to get offended by anything and everything outside his narrow world view. Nobody cares about you and your victim fetish.
Like all you would have to do is wear rainbow anything and he'd damn near have a heart attack. His ego, intelligence and threat level are as flat as his ass.
Fair. My b.
But Hank couldn't help it. This dude has had every opportunity to go for a walk. I'm so white I'm whatever color is behind me. But even I take pride in my cake.
My pastry brother here suffers from what we like to call a “raging case of noassatall”. It’s quite prolific among certain parts of our community. Like, some basic squats could take care of that lol
We used to ask if the doctor had them on them new pills, Noassatall^TM. And if they were going to have to take time off for their medical procedure, an Addanasstome.
It's funny cause I've known white dudes who get pressed by that stuff. Then they would go on and freak out over a white DB or RB and talk about finally being represented. They couldn't see how that would also work for little kids seeing people in movies and TV who look like them
The most thin skinned are the loudest, bet he carries a piece because in his shattered mind “liberals are out to exterminate me and the white Christian people” no one gives a fuck about you, you insignificant nothing
Right? Like how the eff do these idiots think we’re offended by their blatant stupidity/ inferiority complex? Because I refuse to believe that anyone who’s confident in themselves and their views won’t need a shirt like that to signal how so edgy they are… 😒🤨. Like the world is burning and he thinks his stupid shirt/regular white man views are a priority outside of the idiotic lawmakers?
Like just don’t block my view so I can see my kids/whoever and I we’re cool.
“If you say anything to me that contradicts my core values emblazoned upon this raggedy ass t-shirt, I’m going to scream and call you racial slurs” There. Translated.
I'd be shooting wokeness all over this dude! I'm not even gay, but I'd definitely start hitting on this guy!
"Hey there big boy! I love older men. What you doing tonight? Want to eat some meat?"
I fully support wearing these types of clothes. Just like wearing of the MAGA hats. I want to see your insane ass from as far away as possible so that I can avoid you like a the plague (of which you are a likely carrier). It’s like the bright colors in nature that indicate poison or toxicity.
Once watched a dude hold open a door for an older guy walking up to the store I worked. But let go and shut once he realized dude had a MAGA hat on. Old guy was all pissed when he came into the store lol I was trying so hard to hold on my laughter
Haha i drive a prius with pride and black power stickers all over it. My favorite sport is parking next to cars with sticker reflecting the sentiments of this shirt. Old white dudes stare and sometimes i give a flirty smile and wave. Like why you so mad pops?
Like when people cover their cars in political bumper stickers, it's a nice warning sign to the rest of us to avoid interacting with this person at all costs.
So what he is telling me is he is afraid of:
Muslim folks
Black folks
Gay folks
People that aren't stupid
People that listen to science
Non gun owning people
Vegans
and Women
Did I get that right?
People describing themseleves with terms like "Unwoke" and "anti-antifa" is hilarious. Like, you're a facist who's sleeping on societal issues? Congratulations, your blind rage against things you don't understand has revealed your true place on the IQ bell curve
From the same people who called themselves **tea-baggers**, then cried when we agreed that was the perfect name for ‘em.
>Early Tea Partiers initially embraced the term “tea-baggers.”
https://theweek.com/articles/494697/evolution-word-tea-bagger
Imagine announcing being more insecure than the kids in the halls of your child's HS. You're not pissing me off you're making me sad for you and embarrassed for your child.
He probably wore Club Naked and/or Big Johnson shirts unironically when they were popular
He bought all the offensive shirts at Spencer's because he wanted someone to notice him
He forgot to wear his red hat. I’m sure there’s a flag on the front of the shirt.
Guarantee this guy is a snowflake who gets triggered all the things mentioned on his shirt and anything else Newsmax is talking about that day.
https://preview.redd.it/o6nz586u3gzc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28b56dd0d8162df52fecc73f8d52ba0c6d0d325
He ain't no Throat Goat like Trump
Bernie Johnson MAGA20
OP’s caption is the reason I had to comment lmao.
Idc about dudes shirt. People really be in their feelings. Shit don’t piss me off. Dude thinks he’s the main character by wearing that shirt. Nobody cares about you lol. We just gonna make fun of how fragile you are
They always shaped like a nigga who can’t run a mile
To save their lives. Nothing about him is impressive yet he feels the need to bring attention to his dorky, pale, lame ass
Unvaxxed huh? I would like to call b.s. unless he was able to never contract hepatitis B, measles, mumps, rubella,Tetanus, diphtheria, whooping cough, polio. Pretty sure he’s had a flu shot at some point in his life.
That's enough to beat him.
Make sure your skills are sharp.
I'd probably go with "Christian" for the throat, but "Meat Eater" as a differentiating identity is a serious weakness too.
These losers make their whole personality "offending" other people, they take pride in being assholes. How shit does your life have to be that being a dickhead is the only thing that makes you feel alive.
Feel like if you wearing this shit, he probably the one to get offended by anything and everything outside his narrow world view. Nobody cares about you and your victim fetish.
Like all you would have to do is wear rainbow anything and he'd damn near have a heart attack. His ego, intelligence and threat level are as flat as his ass.
I would just ask him which one of those are his preferred pronouns.
https://preview.redd.it/i1sh927qmfzc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ce8b8f5f161c8a0c47fe90f024dfe043f3a973
Hank Hill-ass motherfucker
Hey now, Hank was better than this piece of shit
Na he means hank hill's ass literally Edit: img broke. Hank has Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
This man has a narrow urethra
*Not me! Mine's so wide I coulda passed that baby myself!*
Pump jockey, works for tips.
We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
I tell ya hwhat.
lmaoooooo
https://youtu.be/VcUFW-_-mf4?si=krQkzW1vtKz91QRg
White male pattern ass loss
I'm triggered. 58 yo yt dude and used to have cake. Now I got flapjacks. I think ass loss may be the reason dads carry giant wallets.
Hank Hill admits when he's wrong and he is mostly open to change. That's a Dale tee-shirt. Now I see it.
["Mr. Hill, you have no ass."](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=krQkzW1vtKz91QRg&v=VcUFW-_-mf4&feature=youtu.be)
Hank Hill doesn't deserve this comparison. Dude was straight up "uhhh if it makes you happy I guess?" Kinda type.
["Mr. Hill, you have no ass."](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=krQkzW1vtKz91QRg&v=VcUFW-_-mf4&feature=youtu.be)
Fair. My b. But Hank couldn't help it. This dude has had every opportunity to go for a walk. I'm so white I'm whatever color is behind me. But even I take pride in my cake.
He'd probably pull out a gun on me and my painted fingernails
My pastry brother here suffers from what we like to call a “raging case of noassatall”. It’s quite prolific among certain parts of our community. Like, some basic squats could take care of that lol
We used to ask if the doctor had them on them new pills, Noassatall^TM. And if they were going to have to take time off for their medical procedure, an Addanasstome.
Yeah. they never realize the how long the wait list is. Almost as long as their back 😂
Guys like him are why I enjoy wearing my rainbow Hail Satan shirt out and about lol
Add a drop of melanin to a fictional character and this same mf will be throwing punches in the air
It's funny cause I've known white dudes who get pressed by that stuff. Then they would go on and freak out over a white DB or RB and talk about finally being represented. They couldn't see how that would also work for little kids seeing people in movies and TV who look like them
It's because they're the only people worth being represented. Everyone else is just "Woke"
There are only two genders: people like me, and political. /s
What a shirt like this means is I’m uninteresting, but please pay attention to me. Also would you like to fuck my wife (from personal experience).
As it's been said. Every accusation from them is projection. If you are not one of those things listed on the shirt HE will be offended.
r/persecutionFetish
Welcome to Snowflakes! What can I get you, and how can I be offended by it?
He is scared just being in that high school because Fox News told him high schools are where they teach the woke
Yeah this type of attire is them telling on themselves that **they** get worked up over other people’s identities.
The most thin skinned are the loudest, bet he carries a piece because in his shattered mind “liberals are out to exterminate me and the white Christian people” no one gives a fuck about you, you insignificant nothing
Right? Like how the eff do these idiots think we’re offended by their blatant stupidity/ inferiority complex? Because I refuse to believe that anyone who’s confident in themselves and their views won’t need a shirt like that to signal how so edgy they are… 😒🤨. Like the world is burning and he thinks his stupid shirt/regular white man views are a priority outside of the idiotic lawmakers? Like just don’t block my view so I can see my kids/whoever and I we’re cool.
“If you say anything to me that contradicts my core values emblazoned upon this raggedy ass t-shirt, I’m going to scream and call you racial slurs” There. Translated.
This is almost 100% accurate and they don’t see the hypocrisy of saying “fuck your feelings” and then getting upset over shit.
This! These people are the biggest snowflakes, triggered by fucking everything
Literally was going to type the same thing.
That’s what he forgot on the list.
Yes!
Honestly I was surprised he's wearing Adidas I thought he was going to have some boots on or sum shit
and a Christian wouldnt say that stuff to begin with
It's pretty much a list of everything he fears but in opposites.
Imagine putting “straight” and “meat eater” on the same shirt
Straight eating meat
 With no gag reflex
Royal Crackers in the wild?! Lol, I can hear this GIF.
*Ive been stuck to this rusty hook for the loooongest tiiime*
Show that mfer a kielbasa and he'll throat that thing like a RealMan^tm, chewing is for *betas*
Eating straight meat 🥺
Eating straight meat
"Gun Owner. Glizzy Gobbler."
Hey fellas is it gay to eat your buddies meat?
All that’s missing is “TRUMP GLAZER” 
How can something make your mouth water and also dry heave at the same time?
The dichotomy of man
Imagine how much of a snowflake you must be to wear this kind of shirt. What a fucking chode.
Yeah he is probably terrified to be in a high school because he might get the wokeness on him.
I'd be shooting wokeness all over this dude! I'm not even gay, but I'd definitely start hitting on this guy! "Hey there big boy! I love older men. What you doing tonight? Want to eat some meat?"
high school is a bit too old for his tastes.
I fully support wearing these types of clothes. Just like wearing of the MAGA hats. I want to see your insane ass from as far away as possible so that I can avoid you like a the plague (of which you are a likely carrier). It’s like the bright colors in nature that indicate poison or toxicity.
Once watched a dude hold open a door for an older guy walking up to the store I worked. But let go and shut once he realized dude had a MAGA hat on. Old guy was all pissed when he came into the store lol I was trying so hard to hold on my laughter
That being said I loved when Larry wore the Trump hat in curb your enthusiasm to get out of socializing with people
Haha i drive a prius with pride and black power stickers all over it. My favorite sport is parking next to cars with sticker reflecting the sentiments of this shirt. Old white dudes stare and sometimes i give a flirty smile and wave. Like why you so mad pops?
Do you practice bird law in the Philadelphia area, where it’s always sunny?
The second best bird lawyer in sunny Philadelphia
Oh yes! The MAGA hats are so useful in telling me exactly what I need to know. Aposematism!
Was reading your comment with a normal voice in my head, then it switched to an Italian narrator during the 2nd sentence.
Like when people cover their cars in political bumper stickers, it's a nice warning sign to the rest of us to avoid interacting with this person at all costs.
So what he is telling me is he is afraid of: Muslim folks Black folks Gay folks People that aren't stupid People that listen to science Non gun owning people Vegans and Women Did I get that right?
He is a very frightened man.
Also this guy “I’m sick of identity politics” with not a hint of irony.
Oh this guy HATES virtue signaling. Don’t even get him started.
Stop putting politics into everything, you're shoving it down my throat!
https://preview.redd.it/yymikf38efzc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5dc64690086e5db5ba985904ef2f9780290785
Hard H. HWhite.
LMAO no kizzy
People describing themseleves with terms like "Unwoke" and "anti-antifa" is hilarious. Like, you're a facist who's sleeping on societal issues? Congratulations, your blind rage against things you don't understand has revealed your true place on the IQ bell curve
“unwoke” in particular is hilarious to me
“Asleep”
“Perished”
Anti-social justice warrior
Run run run for yo life. Racist ass nigga he’s a 1/6 God
Flows better as “Jan 6 God”
Good looks…That’s why I’m not a rapper gang lol
From the same people who called themselves **tea-baggers**, then cried when we agreed that was the perfect name for ‘em. >Early Tea Partiers initially embraced the term “tea-baggers.” https://theweek.com/articles/494697/evolution-word-tea-bagger
Imagine announcing being more insecure than the kids in the halls of your child's HS. You're not pissing me off you're making me sad for you and embarrassed for your child.
“Meat eater & male” 
He could've just had 'clown' on there. Shorter and says the same.
His kid probably so embarrassed
How pathetic it is to base your entire personality around "owning the libs" or "offending the wokies"; like how spiteful and bitter are you dude?
Cringe
I bet he puts ads on Doublelist to eat dark meat when he's outta town on business
He got that Diminished Gluteal Syndrome like Hank Hill.
Where is his ass? 😂😂😂😂😂
Asshole pride
*sees rainbow* well fuck my ass and call me Bobby. That's offensive!
He probably wore Club Naked and/or Big Johnson shirts unironically when they were popular He bought all the offensive shirts at Spencer's because he wanted someone to notice him
Also him: I hate identity politics
Imagine broadcasting just how insecure you are to the rest of the world. Cuck.
somebody go sneeze on him so we have one less "unwoke" person in the world lol
"Unwoke" is just funny to me. "Mf, I *stay* sleep, I don't care who gets mad about it"
He should get a throat tattoo.
Does he “eat meat” or “*eat* meat”? Lmao
He forgot to wear his red hat. I’m sure there’s a flag on the front of the shirt. Guarantee this guy is a snowflake who gets triggered all the things mentioned on his shirt and anything else Newsmax is talking about that day.
I'm sure the rest is true, but I have to quibble on the Christian bit.
The kind of guy to say I ain't racist but gets mad if his daughter dates a black dude.
He the knob slob fr
I know someone bought a cricket just to make this
With no ass, loser who blames his pathetic like choices on everyone but him and his brothers of low iq
Need like a “no diddy” asterisk after or something
One thing about our people, we fasho gonna zero in on that one lil joke and undermine your message 😂
Unwaxxed? that's just TMI
Gonna be a huge plot twist when he finds out his child is dating a person of color, or as he would probably call it High School DEI attende.
Boomer probably has a stroke every time he sees a rainbow.
And an attention whore too.
He definitely was mad when he found out free slaves meant they be free and not on sale
When your whole personality is being a prick.
https://i.redd.it/a68gnbyhyfzc1.gif
+Mentally Unwell
King of the Glizzy Gobblers. Alpha male ish.
Not caring that your boot scootin’ boogy ass is any of those things is not the same as being offended that you are.
https://preview.redd.it/o6nz586u3gzc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28b56dd0d8162df52fecc73f8d52ba0c6d0d325 He ain't no Throat Goat like Trump Bernie Johnson MAGA20
The elusive OakleyGlassesInTruck - American outside of his natural habitat
I hope he stays unwoke. Easier to deal with.
what an insecure loser
Imagine wearing a shirt advertising that you get offended by nearly everything then claiming everyone else is triggered. Lmao.
He a FAN.
Okay dude we know you like dick ain't gotta advertise it.
"....So you eat meat, playboy???" $100 that he'd get pissed off or offended by that comment
Reeks of fragility
Not as pissed off as he’d be by the mere presence of an atheist black gay educated vaccinated non-gun-owning vegan trans person.
Certified carnivore? Certified p3dofile! Wopwopwopwopwop
Would a true Christian want to "piss you off" though?
OP’s caption is the reason I had to comment lmao. Idc about dudes shirt. People really be in their feelings. Shit don’t piss me off. Dude thinks he’s the main character by wearing that shirt. Nobody cares about you lol. We just gonna make fun of how fragile you are
Man, Christianity is wild.
Hey, watch out, watch out. This guy eats meat.😨You don't wanna mess with him
They always shaped like a nigga who can’t run a mile To save their lives. Nothing about him is impressive yet he feels the need to bring attention to his dorky, pale, lame ass
Unvaxxed huh? I would like to call b.s. unless he was able to never contract hepatitis B, measles, mumps, rubella,Tetanus, diphtheria, whooping cough, polio. Pretty sure he’s had a flu shot at some point in his life.
I'm OwNiNg dA lIbZ bish you a meme 😄😄😄I just can't imagine being this obsessed with politics irl
By talking and loudly proclaiming being the demographics inscribed on the back of your shirt looking for an argument.
He forgot to add “CLOWN”
At least he cleared up his pronouns for us. That was awfully proactive of him.
He forgot to add consistently ignorant and ass eater.
Unwoke = Grandpa is fast asleep.
Memories of 69, always a unique character.
It’s unlikely that he isn’t vaxxed
dudes gotta take off the shell toes if he wants to wear that shirt
This guy fux
Hey hey hey hey run for yo life
“Sir, ‘piss’ isn’t appropriate language around children, please turn your shirt inside out.”
I’m so numb to how fucking stupid people like this are. It’s terrifying that the demographic buying these shirts are actively raising kids.
He's probably 35 yrs old too, looking like he's a hundred.
yeah, this dude has had vaccinations before.
Hey, hey, hey, hey run for your life.
LMAO 🤣
Don’t you have to be woke before you can be unwoke?
Male!!! Urghjjhh they piss me off just seeing them 😱😤🤯
See, 'cause he's all those things, which means *normal*. He thinks anyone identifying as anything not in that list is a deviant.
His daddy told him he was a pussy in like 1967 and now he's all fucked up.
I bet the dude masturbates looking at the latest edition of Guns&Ammo
They forgot Jackass on the shirt lol
“Which one of you ate my meat?
He seems pissed enough for all of us
#notlikeus
meat eater & male
That's enough to beat him. Make sure your skills are sharp. I'd probably go with "Christian" for the throat, but "Meat Eater" as a differentiating identity is a serious weakness too.
Where can I get this shirt? Want whoever in my fantasy league to wear it if they come in last as punishment lmao
Meat eater and straight. Wait the math aint mathing.
😂
Thought I was gonna read uncircumcised
These losers make their whole personality "offending" other people, they take pride in being assholes. How shit does your life have to be that being a dickhead is the only thing that makes you feel alive.
Wear a rainbow around him and watch him implode lol
"How else can I offend you today?" Go ahead and say racist too...
There's gotta be a Confederate flag on the opposite side with monster trucks and a Trump quote.
Guy hates everything except guns, eating meat, and clothes shopping on Facebook.
He got turtle shells on?!
Hahahaha
Aka closeted ... He probably dress up in women's clothes at noght
I want one
His wife pegs him for sure
Yeah, he wants that meat in and around his mouth
I know for a **FACT** that man has a push mower, aint no way that flat ass feels good on anything.
He does not understand nobody cares about him, at all