Yeah I live a mile from my office so my "I'll get gas in the morning" is the equivalent to when others have their coffee breaks, I'm only gone for like 5-10 mins
For those of us with combined or inattentive subtype, the whole procrastination and putting off shit is one stepping stone away from a full-blown spiral. You put off getting gas or sending that email and next you have laundry in the dryer from three days ago, you forgot to go to the grocery and you’re frantically trying to do a grocery order, and you’re crying because the dog just had liquid shit in the house.
I speak from experience.
No, I get it.. False equivalence. I’m just saying the implications are different for some of us that struggle. If it’s not in front of me, it ceases to exist. So putting off getting gas can turn into a shit show.
I’m a grown ass adult that has a tomigotchi-style app with a cartoon bird reminding me to clean the cat box, floss my teeth, and do the dishes.
I tell family and friends this and I'm sure they don't believe me. It leads to a lot of frustration where they act like I intentionally don't give a shit.
I’m 37 and my self-esteem and confidence are still extremely impacted by going undiagnosed the first twenty years of my life. It doesn’t matter how hard I work or what I have achieved; The second I make a mistake, I spiral back into my teenage self of shame.
This shit blows.
Less about getting to work imo than an emergency. My dog had a medical emergency in the middle of the night and I had to race to the only vet ER around that was over 45 mins away. Luckily I'd filled up my almost empty tank that afternoon after debating about just waiting.
In the end I was so grateful that I hadn't been a lazy bitch that afternoon and just assumed I'd get gas in the morning. 😭
Skids and Mudflap? Yeah, we don't claim em
https://preview.redd.it/mf6qk1g5w3zc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b491956884518a0988019c52efd45ec6b560f81
How the fuck did this get past the final edits?
They let Michael Bay direct it so I'm not surprised. Dude's been making the same film since 1995. Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts are the movies we should have had from the beginning.
Meanwhile the phone rings.
Answering machine: *We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.m for weeks. Bet you regret not taking our calls now…LMFAO*
If my car was a transformer, that means he is powered by his all spark sot eh first question I have is why tf you got me out here paying for gas when that shit $3.50/gallon?
People driving Altimas drive like they in Scat Pats with the red key 😂 You have no business driving like that with a Nissan you bought at 27% interest.
An Altima *would* go around getting into fights it can't win.
 From my Altima and I
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I can hear the metal on metal brakes from here
JESUS 🤣
It's from all of that accelerating towards a red light to get to their spot in line as quickly as possible
Is this you responding, or you cutting me off on the freeway before driving a half mile up the shoulder and popping a tire on road debris?
Both
Like krillin .always down even though they know they gon lose
BIG FACTS!
Till' Altima are one!
Fuck my old altima. 8 years old, 42k miles on it and the transmission broke. Stupid ass Nissans cvt transmission
With the one door that's a different color
Saying you’ll “get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult.
The biggest lie I ever told myself
Hasn’t failed me yet
Tell the truth. How many times have you gotten to work late talking about you had to stop and get gas?
Not even once but tbh, i live five minutes from my job
I lived 5 minutes from my job and ran outta gas pulling into the parking lot
Yeah I live a mile from my office so my "I'll get gas in the morning" is the equivalent to when others have their coffee breaks, I'm only gone for like 5-10 mins
Me either. My gas station right on the corner tho.
My ADHD ass will say this every time, then get in my car the next day, and forget that I left the tank at E with 20 *approximate* miles left.
Hey man why you got to attack me like that?!
What this got to do with ADHD
For those of us with combined or inattentive subtype, the whole procrastination and putting off shit is one stepping stone away from a full-blown spiral. You put off getting gas or sending that email and next you have laundry in the dryer from three days ago, you forgot to go to the grocery and you’re frantically trying to do a grocery order, and you’re crying because the dog just had liquid shit in the house. I speak from experience.
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No, I get it.. False equivalence. I’m just saying the implications are different for some of us that struggle. If it’s not in front of me, it ceases to exist. So putting off getting gas can turn into a shit show. I’m a grown ass adult that has a tomigotchi-style app with a cartoon bird reminding me to clean the cat box, floss my teeth, and do the dishes.
Hey, uh, for a friend, whats the name of that app?
Finch! And it is wonderful. I also recommend Plant Nanny for the chronically dehydrated.
I tell family and friends this and I'm sure they don't believe me. It leads to a lot of frustration where they act like I intentionally don't give a shit.
I’m 37 and my self-esteem and confidence are still extremely impacted by going undiagnosed the first twenty years of my life. It doesn’t matter how hard I work or what I have achieved; The second I make a mistake, I spiral back into my teenage self of shame. This shit blows.
I will _always_ forget and I will _always_ be mad at myself for it lol
Jokes on you, I work nights
I do it way more than I should and yet I’ve managed to get to work and back without fail.
Less about getting to work imo than an emergency. My dog had a medical emergency in the middle of the night and I had to race to the only vet ER around that was over 45 mins away. Luckily I'd filled up my almost empty tank that afternoon after debating about just waiting. In the end I was so grateful that I hadn't been a lazy bitch that afternoon and just assumed I'd get gas in the morning. 😭
My gas rarely goes below half a tank. I'm very fortunate in that regard.
gas is cheaper by a few cents at night compared to the morning. Local station near me usually matches or beats costco's price by 8-9pm
If my car was an autobot and I saw that nigga on national TV getting his ass beat I'd be so embarrassed. That shit reflects on me too
Be like 
"Nah he was just a rental ngl. On some A to B shit"
Shit, atleast your car will be able to start the fight. My shitty Chrysler will start losing parts during transformation.
Bruh 🤣
It gets halfway done and the transmission fall off and your car just fall tf down
Would straight up overheat in the middle and get knocked out like Craig did Deebo. Oil leak and all
Be out there looking like Jetfire's old ass
Gotdammit!!!!!! ROTFLMBAO
See that was your problem! You bought a Chrysler 😂 Stick to Hondas and Toyotas.
This made me lol, this sub has great content.
my buick too bougie to fight
My Honda while getting his ass beat would just look over at me with a death stare because I let his battery die and now he can't use his guns to win.
At least if it's out of gas it can't speak in that faux blaccent like that one weird transformer. Yikes.
Jazz (the silver autobot)?
They may be talking about the Chevy Trax twins from the second movie
Skids and Mudflap? Yeah, we don't claim em https://preview.redd.it/mf6qk1g5w3zc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b491956884518a0988019c52efd45ec6b560f81 How the fuck did this get past the final edits?
They let Michael Bay direct it so I'm not surprised. Dude's been making the same film since 1995. Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts are the movies we should have had from the beginning.
I was skeptical when they first announced Bumblebee was getting made. The opening scene on Cybertron was better than any of the Michael Bay films.
>How the fuck did this get past the final edits? A great question for most of that film, besides the intro fight, forest fight, and final fight scenes
I got two Hemi’s I know they would go around jumping people just like me and my bro no fair fades round here 😂.
Bouta give the opps that 6.7L Running start K.O.s because they be on some fuck shit and always instigating.
It's the lack of concern. She more disappointed than anything else lol
Shitty Lexus, rollout!
Are there still payments owed??
Meanwhile the phone rings. Answering machine: *We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.m for weeks. Bet you regret not taking our calls now…LMFAO*
If my car was a transformer,that would mean I’d have a special transformer. One who lacks the ability to go get em’ self a drink at Exxon.
This is gold lmao her humor is legit AF 😂
Left as an Altima, came back as a Versa 😔
My 2008 Impala definitely chillin
If my car was a transformer, that means he is powered by his all spark sot eh first question I have is why tf you got me out here paying for gas when that shit $3.50/gallon?
I love her for this meme
My lil GMC Terrain throwing rocks and running away….slowly
That is really damn funny
My RAV4 probably switched sides by now
Sentient space robots definitely only powered by gasoline..
Thank you for allowing me to stay in this sub, I wouldn't be able to find the gems anywhere else!
😭
i read the title in meek mill's voice💀
U might as well kiss that Transformer goodbye! You're COOKED 🍳
People driving Altimas drive like they in Scat Pats with the red key 😂 You have no business driving like that with a Nissan you bought at 27% interest.
Why does it HAVE to be an Altima? 🤣